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Write your six-word memoir contest
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Can you write your whole life story in just six words?
That’s the challenge that lots of people, including some real authors, have been taking up on the website Smith magazine since last year, with sometimes very creative results. Like these:
Says deaf boyfriend: you’re too quiet.
Still a very bad Mormon. Yay!
Boy, if I had a hammer.
The best of these six-word memoirs have been collected in a new book, “Not Quite What I Was Planning.” It doesn’t come out till February, but the publisher, HarperCollins, sent me an advance copy and I fell so in love with it I had to blog early.
Some are from famous people.
Revenge is living well, without you. (Joyce Carol Oates)
Well, I thought it was funny. (Stephen Colbert)
A few more examples from regular folks:
Still lost on road less travelled.
Found true love, married someone else.
Eight thousand orgasms. Only one baby.
Once you start reading these, you feel compelled to do your own. Here’s mine:
She said yes. Everything else followed.
What’s your six-word memoir? Let’s have a contest. Send in your six-word memoir by midnight Oct. 15. I’ll pick what I think are the 10 best. Then I will post those entries, and everyone can vote on the best one.
The winner will get my advance copy of the book “Not Quite What I Was Planning.”
But contest aside, this is a great opportunity to express yourself creatively. Go to it.
OK, folks. The nominations have been closed. That was really amazing. Thank you all, and now on to the voting.
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By kimmie mitchell
October 11, 2007 7:39 AM | Link to this
life.. what a ride
By El
October 11, 2007 7:45 AM | Link to this
Lived well. Laughed much. Enjoyed all.
By jct
October 11, 2007 7:48 AM | Link to this
Not rich, but left no debt.
By One
October 11, 2007 8:10 AM | Link to this
Not by sight, but by faith!
By Jeff
October 11, 2007 8:10 AM | Link to this
Misunderstood. Stood ground. Found love. Happy.
By April Talley
October 11, 2007 8:23 AM | Link to this
Stayed hungry and still got fat.
By Darlene
October 11, 2007 8:26 AM | Link to this
Lived by Design not by Default
By monteal
October 11, 2007 8:32 AM | Link to this
everyday striving to keep Jesus #1
By V for Vendetta
October 11, 2007 8:37 AM | Link to this
I’ve passed on my genetics. Suckers.
By Claire
October 11, 2007 8:39 AM | Link to this
I came, I saw, I went.
By Charles T
October 11, 2007 8:40 AM | Link to this
Regular Brother: point A, point B.
By Tessa
October 11, 2007 8:53 AM | Link to this
I was born. The world changed.
By Chris
October 11, 2007 8:54 AM | Link to this
Sometimes it is everyone else
By Sarrah Ellen
October 11, 2007 9:02 AM | Link to this
Bein’ ruint frees you up some.
By Tom
October 11, 2007 9:08 AM | Link to this
And then it all went wrong.
By lovelyliz
October 11, 2007 9:10 AM | Link to this
I could have been a contender!!!!!!!
By lee hadden
October 11, 2007 9:20 AM | Link to this
Be a librarian- see the world!
By Cammi317
October 11, 2007 9:26 AM | Link to this
Devoted mother. Faithful friend. Lonely heart.
By JustMe
October 11, 2007 9:28 AM | Link to this
It’s all down hill from here.
By scribe
October 11, 2007 9:29 AM | Link to this
Now What?
By C. Lee
October 11, 2007 9:29 AM | Link to this
Valedictorian now teaches bottom of class
By workingmom
October 11, 2007 9:31 AM | Link to this
So far, so good. Regret nothing.
By Kate
October 11, 2007 9:37 AM | Link to this
Shouldn’t have left the window unlocked.
By Jesse's Girl
October 11, 2007 9:40 AM | Link to this
Wife…mother…33…sexy as hell!
By Brittni Brown
October 11, 2007 9:41 AM | Link to this
So much potential, wonder what happened.
By Darrell (of blackthen.com)
October 11, 2007 9:47 AM | Link to this
Good life. Good name. Good-bye.
By Linda
October 11, 2007 9:51 AM | Link to this
“In God she trusted and believed”
By Becky
October 11, 2007 9:51 AM | Link to this
Had a blast, enjoyed my life.
By Peri
October 11, 2007 9:53 AM | Link to this
Loved laughter, loved life, well loved
By Tamara
October 11, 2007 9:57 AM | Link to this
Still under construction—bumpy road ahead.
By Tammy
October 11, 2007 10:03 AM | Link to this
LOVED, but confused about the rest.
By Hick from the sticks
October 11, 2007 10:09 AM | Link to this
From point A to plan B.
By CONNIE
October 11, 2007 10:11 AM | Link to this
HUNGERED FOR ANOTHER WHO NEVER CAME
By LISA
October 11, 2007 10:13 AM | Link to this
MAKE CHOICES AND DECISIONS NOT MISTAKES
By CONNIE
October 11, 2007 10:15 AM | Link to this
WORK IN PROGRESS DO NOT DISCARD
By Mercedes WIlliams
October 11, 2007 10:33 AM | Link to this
See me, Know me, Say Mercy!
By court_fanatic
October 11, 2007 10:34 AM | Link to this
Not Always Easy, But Still Percevered
By Charles
October 11, 2007 10:39 AM | Link to this
Life’s too fleeting to consider evil.
By VAULT
October 11, 2007 10:44 AM | Link to this
WOW, I guess the party’s over!
By OldSchool
October 11, 2007 10:45 AM | Link to this
Still loving, still loved, life’s grand!
By Peachy
October 11, 2007 10:48 AM | Link to this
I laughed, cried, struggled, persevered, succeeded!
The important thing is, I tried.
Our actions in life echo eternally.
Revenge: a dish best served cold!
Bonus points: Agere sequitur esse (Your actions follow your being.)
By Robert
October 11, 2007 10:50 AM | Link to this
He sodomized his vast imagination
By Lily Toad
October 11, 2007 10:52 AM | Link to this
My teenage self would be pleased.
By Lily Toad
October 11, 2007 10:56 AM | Link to this
Hey, Phil, how about a column on Doris Lessing?
By Sassy
October 11, 2007 10:57 AM | Link to this
Contemplative, Optimistic, and Ready to GO!
By His Girl
October 11, 2007 11:10 AM | Link to this
Always tried, Hopefully succeeded, Occasionally.
By JR
October 11, 2007 11:10 AM | Link to this
Sometimes I’m up, sometimes I’m down.
By AJC Girl
October 11, 2007 11:17 AM | Link to this
Computer whiz kid, now old maid.
By Tia
October 11, 2007 11:30 AM | Link to this
Ms. Know-It-All. Still Confused
By Dee
October 11, 2007 11:32 AM | Link to this
Dang are you serious! That’s it? or I should’ve married the rich guy.
By LARRY W. HILTON
October 11, 2007 11:38 AM | Link to this
MY MIND HAS BEEN MY COMPANION.
By James Etheridge
October 11, 2007 11:44 AM | Link to this
Roaming in the Wilderness,GPS needed
By Christiane
October 11, 2007 11:44 AM | Link to this
Blessed by Faith, Family, and Friends!
By ron
October 11, 2007 11:46 AM | Link to this
I missed life,I was working.
By Bulletproof Diva
October 11, 2007 11:47 AM | Link to this
Must not disappoint future. Decide already.
By Carmin
October 11, 2007 11:51 AM | Link to this
Lost my breasts, saved my life.
By Happy Hooker
October 11, 2007 11:52 AM | Link to this
Long ago, I was a HOE!
By Atlanta Pearl Girl
October 11, 2007 11:54 AM | Link to this
Creatively Quirky Gal…… You’ll be missed!
Atlanta Pearl Girl
By Been There, Done That
October 11, 2007 11:57 AM | Link to this
Live, Love, Laugh, and be Happy!
By Soulfinger
October 11, 2007 11:58 AM | Link to this
Lived alone, never knew I wasn’t.
By Rhett O. Millsaps, Sr.
October 11, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this
Jesus did it all, for me.
By me
October 11, 2007 12:03 PM | Link to this
A Shimmering Light In Perpetual Darkness
By Naomi
October 11, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this
High horses & Soapboxes = Potholes & Rain.
By Bruthaman
October 11, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this
Who knew it’d be like this?
By billie jean
October 11, 2007 12:12 PM | Link to this
meant no harm, messed everything up
By He speaks
October 11, 2007 12:12 PM | Link to this
Ghetto life ain’t all bad yall.
By claude
October 11, 2007 12:15 PM | Link to this
Oh MY! What a night!
By Solrap
October 11, 2007 12:22 PM | Link to this
You would not believe me anyway
By Huskergirl
October 11, 2007 12:25 PM | Link to this
Please insert quarter to continue game
By single mom
October 11, 2007 12:30 PM | Link to this
NEXT TIME I’LL PLAY BABY DADDY!
By Earl
October 11, 2007 12:35 PM | Link to this
Ah hell, this is really it?
By cj
October 11, 2007 12:36 PM | Link to this
Oh just one more time!
By bec
October 11, 2007 12:52 PM | Link to this
Certainly this isn’t my do-over
By dbaby
October 11, 2007 1:02 PM | Link to this
Vegas called. I didn’t hang up.
By dbaby
October 11, 2007 1:02 PM | Link to this
Vegas called. I didn’t hang up.
By PDM
October 11, 2007 1:04 PM | Link to this
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda, Didn’t Damn.
By Hotlanta
October 11, 2007 1:08 PM | Link to this
Finally Fifty, Fabulous, Fine, Fantastic, Fun
By Waynear
October 11, 2007 1:15 PM | Link to this
I grew in confidence, I think.
By breed
October 11, 2007 1:16 PM | Link to this
What in the hell just happened?
By breed
October 11, 2007 1:17 PM | Link to this
What in the hell just happened?
By meatskin
October 11, 2007 1:18 PM | Link to this
Phew, woke up just in time
By CITYGAL
October 11, 2007 1:20 PM | Link to this
Dadgummit!! LIVE THE LIFE YOU LOVE!!!
By Prootwadl
October 11, 2007 1:22 PM | Link to this
Lived, loved, laughed. Just be yourself.
By Becky
October 11, 2007 1:22 PM | Link to this
Lived and loved. Loved and won.
By Cleon T. Day, III
October 11, 2007 1:23 PM | Link to this
Beginning,ups between downs,The End
By CITYGAL
October 11, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this
Or…LOVE THE LIFE YOU LIVE!!
By Prootwadl
October 11, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this
And you will revel in your wealth.
By daddy girls
October 11, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this
life’s journey means you must travel
By Prootwadl
October 11, 2007 1:26 PM | Link to this
Burma Shave.
By joe
October 11, 2007 1:30 PM | Link to this
Thank You For Making it Bearable
By FCM
October 11, 2007 1:39 PM | Link to this
Called Home
By sfmom
October 11, 2007 1:42 PM | Link to this
See ya! Won’t be back!
By Pete Combs
October 11, 2007 1:42 PM | Link to this
It’s the front line of history
By WILLOWPEN
October 11, 2007 1:43 PM | Link to this
HUSBAND AND CHILDREN WERE NOT ENOUGH
By Tracy
October 11, 2007 1:48 PM | Link to this
what happened? I don’t know!
By Susan
October 11, 2007 1:49 PM | Link to this
Oops! I didn’t really mean that!
By R.T.
October 11, 2007 1:56 PM | Link to this
Born in gorge, climbing out since
By Lauferein
October 11, 2007 1:59 PM | Link to this
Fight osteoporosis with NYK Vest.com
By lb
October 11, 2007 2:00 PM | Link to this
Trying beats wondering about what if.
By Cherri
October 11, 2007 2:01 PM | Link to this
I’d do it all over again
By Pat
October 11, 2007 2:01 PM | Link to this
Guess You Had To Be There
By tyctoc
October 11, 2007 2:01 PM | Link to this
Wait… I wasn’t finished with that.
By billie
October 11, 2007 2:01 PM | Link to this
Do I still love you? Yes
By Cherri
October 11, 2007 2:02 PM | Link to this
I’d do it all over again
By Diva Doll
October 11, 2007 2:17 PM | Link to this
Thought….I knew, Still pursuing ME!
By thejdgirl
October 11, 2007 2:17 PM | Link to this
Kind to all, screwed by many!
By Peri
October 11, 2007 2:21 PM | Link to this
Saint Peter, may I please explain?
By Atlantaz3
October 11, 2007 2:22 PM | Link to this
I wanted dog, got husband instead.
By Carlos
October 11, 2007 2:24 PM | Link to this
Why? Because.
By WILLOW
October 11, 2007 2:27 PM | Link to this
Sorry, did i say that outloud?
By boblink
October 11, 2007 2:28 PM | Link to this
Surly whisps of ephemeral mists!
By Atlantaz3
October 11, 2007 2:36 PM | Link to this
Can I have fries with that?
By jeremey
October 11, 2007 2:38 PM | Link to this
if only i’d win the lottery
By jenn
October 11, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this
What am I doing here?
By Allyson
October 11, 2007 2:43 PM | Link to this
I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!
By Jeff
October 11, 2007 2:45 PM | Link to this
Congratulations Phil! Highest post count yet!
By Ian
October 11, 2007 2:45 PM | Link to this
Bush lied, people died, Hillary 2008
By Allyson
October 11, 2007 2:47 PM | Link to this
I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!
By yatsidog
October 11, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this
Educate the ignorant, subdue the arrogant.
By Jeff
October 11, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this
Freedom. Non-Interventionism. Constitution. Ron Paul 2008
By finally
October 11, 2007 2:52 PM | Link to this
Chilly or hot, still fighting snot.
By William Smith
October 11, 2007 2:55 PM | Link to this
always seeking knowledge - I wonder why?
By CL
October 11, 2007 2:56 PM | Link to this
Remember People, he said SIX words.
By kia
October 11, 2007 3:01 PM | Link to this
I have never believed in me.
By Anna
October 11, 2007 3:02 PM | Link to this
Are we having fun yet?
By getalife
October 11, 2007 3:02 PM | Link to this
My life was all about choices.
By erinanne
October 11, 2007 3:06 PM | Link to this
Annoyed by stupid people since 1983.
By Becky
October 11, 2007 3:12 PM | Link to this
Wish you were here with me.
By dino
October 11, 2007 3:18 PM | Link to this
love is blind; i was stupid!
By workingmom
October 11, 2007 3:20 PM | Link to this
Thank-you sir. May I have another?
By dino
October 11, 2007 3:22 PM | Link to this
love is blind; i was stupid
By Bailey
October 11, 2007 3:29 PM | Link to this
Vegas. What happened there, stayed there.
By Matt
October 11, 2007 3:36 PM | Link to this
LOL OMG WTF? K THX BAI!
By David
October 11, 2007 4:42 PM | Link to this
David, sit down and shut up.
By Bailey
October 11, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this
Gave up smoking, drinking and sex.
By GlamourGirl#1
October 11, 2007 5:14 PM | Link to this
Live in Optimism… Tomorrow Holds Possibilities!!
By Dick Yuknavech
October 11, 2007 5:41 PM | Link to this
I came, I saw, I left.
By Ronald Stroman
October 11, 2007 7:23 PM | Link to this
Miss Venereal,isn’t a good catch.
By meek
October 11, 2007 8:08 PM | Link to this
Born to be blamed for everthing.
By Jazze J
October 11, 2007 10:20 PM | Link to this
Relationships and speeding, two costly risks
By Marci
October 11, 2007 10:59 PM | Link to this
“Akron was all about respecting everyone.”
By Mozymozart
October 12, 2007 9:20 AM | Link to this
Foreigner Citizen Treasure My American Life!
By Mozymozart
October 12, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this
Free Spirit Against People judging others
By Rosemary M. Wood
October 12, 2007 11:52 AM | Link to this
The formula for happiness? Altered reality.
By Larry Smith
October 12, 2007 12:14 PM | Link to this
These are amazing. And if you also post your six-words memoirs to SMITH’s site, they’ll be considered for our next book. smithmag.net
thanks,
Larry Smith
By G
October 12, 2007 1:55 PM | Link to this
Health, family, home. Didn’t need more.
By Ziza
October 12, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this
that was all; it was enough.
lots of love; just enough heartache.
our children having children; grandparents revenge.
live it up; tomorrow never comes.
the future is now; live it.
it’s over; we done real good.
only one God; lives in everyone.
only one life; give it everything.
my heart my soul my family.
cleanse your soul; let tears fall.
I am a dreamer; are you?
By THE WORD OF
October 12, 2007 2:17 PM | Link to this
We’re all going to die.
By Kimcon
October 12, 2007 2:31 PM | Link to this
Leave the world a better place!
By Steve-o
October 12, 2007 2:35 PM | Link to this
Life’s a beach—enjoy it swimmingly!
By Becky
October 12, 2007 2:52 PM | Link to this
Someone needs to love fat people.
By michelle
October 12, 2007 2:55 PM | Link to this
Lived fully. Had fun. No regrets.
By Prootwadl
October 12, 2007 3:21 PM | Link to this
Six short words just ain’t enough.
:-)
By Mike
October 12, 2007 3:31 PM | Link to this
One Life…One Love…One Death
By Ralph
October 12, 2007 3:37 PM | Link to this
I am a terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
When I love, I lie.
By Johane
October 12, 2007 4:07 PM | Link to this
Haiti California Atlanta Where To Next
By Benj
October 12, 2007 4:16 PM | Link to this
Disabled, dysfunctional and disheveled, I survive.
By Greg
October 12, 2007 4:17 PM | Link to this
Lifes a ride, and I drove
money didnt matter, only people did.
should have worked less, fished more
life’s long, ‘cause I loved alot.
‘was right, but it didn’t matter
wasted too much time w/ worry
If I knew then what I do…
prayer does work, He IS listening!
Family first, friends come and go
hard work makes the heart appreciative
I was right, then wrong…..repeat!
People who keep score cheat alot.
Winning is about attitude, not aptitude.
keep movin, or you’ll die sitting.
politics dont matter, faith absolutely does.
By Smoke - Up Johnny!
October 12, 2007 4:30 PM | Link to this
AND THEN, THAT’S WHEN TRAGEDY STRUCK.
By ernestine willingham
October 12, 2007 4:31 PM | Link to this
You don’t know me. Introduce yourself
By Smoke - Up Johnny!
October 12, 2007 4:33 PM | Link to this
small world, wouldn’t paint it though…
By Smoke - Up Johnny!
October 12, 2007 4:36 PM | Link to this
Can’t fit it all in there
By cranberry
October 12, 2007 4:56 PM | Link to this
Grow. Learn. Grow. Love. Grow. Teach.
By Ernestine Willingham
October 12, 2007 5:05 PM | Link to this
You don’t know me! Introduce Yourself.
By Lee
October 12, 2007 6:47 PM | Link to this
And the cookie keeps crumbling.
By CRich
October 12, 2007 7:54 PM | Link to this
Drank wine, ate well, died happy.
By Jessica
October 12, 2007 8:51 PM | Link to this
Refused to be a victim. Survivor.
By Barbara
October 12, 2007 8:55 PM | Link to this
Life was not a dress rehearsal.
By Greg Hardy
October 12, 2007 9:19 PM | Link to this
Neither I, nor World, resolved.
By Mozymozart
October 12, 2007 11:10 PM | Link to this
Born Catholic, Chose to be Spiritual
By Basil
October 12, 2007 11:29 PM | Link to this
book editor jobless, abridged too far
By SleeplessInGA
October 13, 2007 6:28 AM | Link to this
Looked for love, wives caught me
By thera
October 13, 2007 7:29 AM | Link to this
Army brat romance writer married Brit.
By KA
October 13, 2007 7:30 AM | Link to this
Talk less, smile more, live longer.
By bravesfan
October 13, 2007 8:07 AM | Link to this
Is this what life is about?
By Carbon Footprint
October 13, 2007 8:14 AM | Link to this
Why did we all wax Jesus?
Father forgive us, Jesus seemed to.
Didn’t Jesus deserve a suspended sentence?
I’m afraid to face mankind’s fate.
Did we have to kill Jesus?
Our technology was used against Jesus.
Evil mankind really let Jesus down.
We were millions. Jesus was one.
What if God does not forgive?
What if we’re all screwed now?
Nails, Wood and a spear. Shame!
By Jessica
October 13, 2007 8:44 AM | Link to this
I am the only one left.
By Voice of Reason
October 13, 2007 9:10 AM | Link to this
Strong women don’t always find mates.
By Claire
October 13, 2007 9:12 AM | Link to this
Lived, Died. What else is there?
By Claire
October 13, 2007 9:13 AM | Link to this
Game Over. Insert more coins now.
By CJ
October 13, 2007 9:14 AM | Link to this
Game Over. Insert more coins now.
By CJ
October 13, 2007 9:17 AM | Link to this
Game Over! Insert more coins now.
By Peaches
October 13, 2007 9:21 AM | Link to this
Born a man; died a reporter
By Henry VIII
October 13, 2007 9:49 AM | Link to this
Divorced, Beheaded, Died. Divorced, Beheaded, Survived.
By Michelle W
October 13, 2007 10:06 AM | Link to this
LIFE LONG COMMITMENTS SOME DAY END
By Mickey
October 13, 2007 11:13 AM | Link to this
Shiksas! What a rush.
By Redneck Girl
October 13, 2007 11:33 AM | Link to this
The day daddy’s family robbed us.
By Greg
October 13, 2007 12:00 PM | Link to this
The world and I are unresolved
By Kassie
October 13, 2007 2:35 PM | Link to this
I Am Scared For Our Future OR Can’t we all just get along?
By catlady
October 13, 2007 3:03 PM | Link to this
Daughter.Wife.Mother.Ex-wife.Grandmother.Heaven.
By ms. Writer
October 13, 2007 3:53 PM | Link to this
Thought college was real life, Oops!
By Ms Writer
October 13, 2007 4:03 PM | Link to this
The grass isn’t greener. Stay put.
I came. I saw. I forgot.
Born. Traffic Traffic Traffic Traffic Died.
By KA
October 13, 2007 4:04 PM | Link to this
Zigzag; straight line lives are boring.
By Ms Writer
October 13, 2007 4:04 PM | Link to this
The grass isn’t greener. Stay put.
I came. I saw. I forgot.
Born. Traffic Traffic Traffic Traffic Died.
Cubicle Hell. Social Security. Cubicle Heaven!!??!!
By Barbara
October 13, 2007 4:15 PM | Link to this
from California to Kansas to Georgia
By Hunni
October 13, 2007 6:31 PM | Link to this
I’m too sexy for this blog!
By catlady
October 13, 2007 6:41 PM | Link to this
Shoulda taken him to the cleaners!
By Dusty
October 13, 2007 8:21 PM | Link to this
abyss baby blooming blossom blown byes
By Carbon Footprint
October 13, 2007 8:47 PM | Link to this
air force brat makeover failed: bum
By Carbon Footprint
October 13, 2007 8:54 PM | Link to this
I experienced five minutes of love.
Women were available. I wanted unavailables.
I fantasized killing ten separate acquaintances.
I only knew the pain of love.
My breath was so bad people fled.
By Pauline Ashley-Wilkes
October 13, 2007 9:05 PM | Link to this
A hybrid grows in the ATL.
By Diane
October 13, 2007 10:19 PM | Link to this
Mama - Beauty Queen. I favor dad.
By Kathy
October 13, 2007 10:22 PM | Link to this
What the h_ll happened to you?
By Sophy
October 13, 2007 10:40 PM | Link to this
Life’s too short - why be normal?
By Calvin D. Johnson
October 13, 2007 11:22 PM | Link to this
A Ramblin’ Wreck from Georgia Tech!
By Rozi
October 14, 2007 12:38 AM | Link to this
Scared to die & scared to live
By Bill Paleveda
October 14, 2007 1:06 AM | Link to this
Bill married Gloria. Cindy, Joe, John.
By Bill Paleveda
October 14, 2007 1:51 AM | Link to this
Bill married Gloria. Cindy, Joe, John.
By atlpaddy
October 14, 2007 1:57 AM | Link to this
I’m drunk. Too drunk to f*ck.
By atlpaddy
October 14, 2007 1:58 AM | Link to this
I’m drunk, too drunk to f*ck.
By JH Ansley
October 14, 2007 2:06 AM | Link to this
I am a work in progress. Forty some years in the making. Loved, laughed and farted out loud. Winning and losing and loving it! Thank God tomorrow is another day. I do it my way, dammit!
By Francesca Johnson
October 14, 2007 3:12 AM | Link to this
Love does not obey our expectations.
By Francesca Johnson
October 14, 2007 3:14 AM | Link to this
Love does not obey our expectations.
By Francesca Johnson
October 14, 2007 3:15 AM | Link to this
Love does not obey our expectations.
By Char
October 14, 2007 3:25 AM | Link to this
Conceived, baby, girl, teen, woman, fartette.
By JH Ansley
October 14, 2007 3:31 AM | Link to this
Loved, laughed and farted out loud!
By angel
October 14, 2007 3:49 AM | Link to this
The tears finally stopped… I laughed.
By Michael
October 14, 2007 3:52 AM | Link to this
Of Color, in life, live it!
By Char
October 14, 2007 4:17 AM | Link to this
It has been a p** contest!
By Char
October 14, 2007 5:05 AM | Link to this
Played the hand I was dealt.
By Elaine
October 14, 2007 7:04 AM | Link to this
Don’t believe everything they tell you.
By Annie
October 14, 2007 7:30 AM | Link to this
Was good, went BAD; LOVE it!
By cayce
October 14, 2007 8:51 AM | Link to this
Wrote my own life, without cliches.
By Kim
October 14, 2007 8:52 AM | Link to this
Life is Good cuz God’s good
By Kim
October 14, 2007 8:52 AM | Link to this
Life is Good cuz God’s good
By Kim
October 14, 2007 8:52 AM | Link to this
Life is Good cuz God’s good.
By Matt Olson
October 14, 2007 8:54 AM | Link to this
Haven’t quite figured it out yet
By KA
October 14, 2007 9:16 AM | Link to this
Took risks, made friends, thought creatively.
By TBlack
October 14, 2007 9:56 AM | Link to this
Stupid Mom! She let me out!
By KA
October 14, 2007 10:01 AM | Link to this
Not a spectator, but a participant.
By TBlack
October 14, 2007 10:09 AM | Link to this
* Didn’t figure I’d still be here!*
By KA
October 14, 2007 10:21 AM | Link to this
Whining ruins your dining on life.
By j.bell
October 14, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this
Sorry, there is no free lunch.
By Carbon Footprint
October 14, 2007 10:29 AM | Link to this
Everyone’s going to hell except me.
People are evil, God will punish.
Afterlife’s groovy, here it really blows.
Lived and realized people are pirates.
I never met an honest man.
People will crucify god for money.
By TBlack
October 14, 2007 10:30 AM | Link to this
Premature Birth—-Lengthy Life—- Anticipating Death
By outonleave
October 14, 2007 10:40 AM | Link to this
Promise becomes possibility becomes procrastination becomes… .
By RMcConnell
October 14, 2007 11:32 AM | Link to this
Born, lived, died Prayed, sinned, fried
By Honu
October 14, 2007 12:44 PM | Link to this
Married, divorced only living brain donor.
By outonleave
October 14, 2007 12:52 PM |