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Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Flavor Flav: The return of Thing 2
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
To borrow from Flav: “Woooooooow!”
It was a night of surprises for the lovelorn Flavor Flav. Maybe it was the wine. Or the oh-so-romantic mood music. Whatever it was, the magic of France, where Flav took the final three girls, Seezinz, Sinceer and Black did something, because as Nicole who posted on this blog last week (good eye, Nicole) Thing 2, whom he tearfully let go two weeks ago, came back.
That can’t be good for that slithering snake, Sinceer. After all, Sinceer backstabbed Thing 2 quite well. You know what they say about payback being a scientific term for female dog.
And Thing 2 came back with a vengeance. As much as I thought the Thing Twins looked like hell, they seemed more real than most of those fake contestants.
Speaking of fake — as in silicone — what a desperate move by Black to knock Seezinz out. Sure, she pulled a page from the Thing Twins and Sinceer by tattling to Flav about her conversation with Seezinz who confessed the only reason why she was still around is because of the drama she had going on with Sinceer.
Black was desperate, of course, and proved that being a successful psycho stalker requires the skill of quick thinking. I was sort of rooting for Seezinz since she was pretty and smart, but in her goodbye hug n’ kiss with Flav, she had about as much love as a barracuda. She was there for the camera time (but I guess you could say that about all of them).
Black bought herself another week but she won’t last. She’ll be the next one to go down. I think it’s going to come down to Thing 2 and Sinceer. I can’t wait; it’ll be like Godzilla vs. Mothra. I’ve got my money on Thing 2 all the way. What do think? Does black stand a chance between those two?
Will Sinceer get the beat-downs of all beat-downs at the hands of Thing 2? I can hear them sharpening their claws now.
