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Thursday, February 19, 2009
If you ran the Oscars…
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
The Oscars are Sunday night. Here are some predictions:
They will be too long. They will have way too many people I don’t know and don’t care about. I will keep watching cause it’s got to get better any minute. It won’t.
No other awards show is as self-indulgent as the Oscars. The others give us great performances and end at exactly 11 p.m. The Oscars give us a team of film sound editors all huddled around a microphone thanking their spouses and end the next day.
So if you ran the Oscars, how would you change it? Who would you have as host? Who or what would you ban?
Making it shorter is a given. Here’s your chance to be creative.
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