By Still Defiant

October 5, 2006 08:51 AM | Link to this

Good morning everyone. I think I’ve tried most of the items on the list and have had success. I tend to always come to a woman’s door for pickup but that might be because most of the women I go out with are never doggone ready when I get there! I think you should always make sure a woman makes it home safely by having her call or text. As for things women can do to score big with me: a random home cooked meal, an offer to pay for the entire evening, a back rub after a long day, and trying to understand something she has no interest in learning (ex. sports). Nothing too major.

By Kate

October 5, 2006 09:05 AM | Link to this

I recently dated a guy who would offer to do the most random, seemingly insignificant things for me. For example, going to grab a sweater if I was cold, a drink if I was thirsty, something from the grocery if I forgot it. I’m not the kind of girl to take advantage so I always said, ‘No, you dont have to do that.’ And he always responded with, “I know” and did it anyway.

How sweet is that?

By Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty

October 5, 2006 09:07 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone

I like when a guy cleans out my car I like when they ask about my friends I like when they ask to take me to my favorite restaurant I like when they cook my favorite meal I like when they let me watch what I want on TV or give me the remote I like when they go to the gym with me or go running with me I like it when they buy me lingerie (although this has never happened)

By Cee

October 5, 2006 09:15 AM | Link to this

I like it when a guy calls me to tell me he misses me out of the blue.

By Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty

October 5, 2006 09:15 AM | Link to this

Oh My!! I don’t know why that was one big run on sentence and not bullets like I submitted…..

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 09:16 AM | Link to this

Howdy doo everybody!!!

Biggest way to earn “points” with me is to not try and get my booty! I’ll give it to you when im good and ready!

Oh yea, I love, love, love letters.

Cheerio!

By NCgirlfromATL

October 5, 2006 09:29 AM | Link to this

Good morning all! Great list Laney!! I’d like to add:

Calling when he goes out of town, just to let me know he’s ok, and he was thinking about me.

Checking on me when I’m not feeling well.

Having some boys to hang with when I’m hanging out w/my girls, and it being cool to do so.

I don’t know how to word this other than to say, calling/emailing at an appropriate level. There’s a fine line between “I was just thinking about you” and worrying the crap out of me. Women have serious trouble with this, but I have met some guys who don’t know when to stop calling/emailing too. In fact, I’m avoiding a guy from my gym right now, who thankfully only has my email address and not my phone number, b/c he is driving me crazy!

Amen ImAPeach!! Biggest way to earn “points” with me is to not try and get my booty! I’ll give it to you when im good and ready! Don’t rush me…trust me, I’m worth the wait!

By Prince Charming

October 5, 2006 09:32 AM | Link to this

Here are some of the little things I like.

Always look your best. No you do not have to be a super model when we go to Wal-Mart but I appreciate it when you want to look good for me

A good home cooked meal, not something microwaved or pre-cooked. The effort shows how much you want to make me happy

Ask me how my day was before a 30 minute monologue about you, your friends, your family and your day.

When I am watching something on TV that you know I like, please wait until the commercial before asking a question or wanting to talk

Being affectionate in public always puts a smile on my face

I like it when you plan the entire date and I get to enjoy a creative night off including picking up the tab. (Not often but every now and then)

I like when ladies send cards, letters etc to say thank you. Also the flowers to the office are nice cuz everyone figures someone REALLY loves you when a man gets flowers.

By SeanJohnson

October 5, 2006 09:40 AM | Link to this

Morning Blog…

By Demi

October 5, 2006 09:47 AM | Link to this

Hell I am just happy with a “Thank You” card made with Kool Aid…

Thinking: I just know I put it down last night, yesterday, and the week before last…Now that I think about it, I was waking up to extra kisses…Oh well, its all in the past.

By Pharress_Beuller

October 5, 2006 09:49 AM | Link to this

What up Bloggers!

The biggest “points” a woman can score with me…is when she really listens to the little things I may have said in general conversations we’ve had.

Perfect example: About two years ago, I was dating a young lady that I REALLY liked (she took a great job in NY) :( Anyway, she would always remember the smallest things. She called me one Saturday morning to see if I was up and asked to come over to my house. When she got there she brought IHOP pancakes and turkey sausage patties, new CK boxer underwear and had on pink short shorts & nail polish.

I know all this may sound a little weird, but in various conversations we had, I talked about how I love IHOP pancakes on Saturday mornings just chillin’ in some boxers and watching Batman (still a kid @ heart). Another conversation we had, I said how I liked to see women in pink. I was just really impressed that she thought enough to listen. I never said any of this purposely for her to do it. She definitely taught me how to be a better listener.

By Cee

October 5, 2006 09:53 AM | Link to this

@ Pince good morning.

By SeanJohnson

October 5, 2006 10:05 AM | Link to this

to add to PC’s list: by looking your best at all times..its a big plus…you represent me when you are out and vice versa..dress for me not other females

homecooking 3 or 4 days a week saves money…money we can save invest or put in the household…but not only are we saving money..we are healthier..lower bp and cholesterol..more time to spend on earth together possibly

ask me how my day was…and i will do the same..if i say it was ok…leave it at that..i rather hear you talk…i may think your voice is sxy

when i come home if you are on the phone…GET OFF..i take priority and vice versa

when i am watching the game..its not a good time to watch to talk mushy or have that serious talk u been wanting to have.

dont sweat the small stuff..if u sweat that..we wont make it when we really have to climb a mountain together.

smile and be sweet 80 percent of the time atleast…atitudes are not allowed..never go to bed mad..and i will do the same..

last but not least…wear lingerie or nothing to bed every nite..and hair scarfs and wraps can be put on after we do what we do.

By Laney

October 5, 2006 10:11 AM | Link to this

awww! Kate, sounds like you have a winner!

and NCGirl, I couldn’t agree more with this: Having some boys to hang with when I’m hanging out w/my girls, and it being cool to do so.

By Jake

October 5, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

Good Morning,

LADIES listen carefully,

Home cooked meals are the best, it just taste better with some Love sprinkled in with the Salt and Pepper.

When requesting litle chores, don’t just ask. Throw a kiss in for motivation. If done correctly, task will be taken care of, but be patient. Nobody wants to feel like they are doing court ordered community service ALL Dudes want to be their LADY’s Hero(Not a Random, but your Woman)MLB Violation: Code 423

NEVER EVER EMBARASS ME, I don’t care how mad you are, hold it until we get behind closed doors. I MEAN IT

DON”T STOP DOING THAT SEXY THING YOU DO WITH YOUR TONGUE.

Remember you’re one of the LUCKY ONES and ACT RIGHT!!

By Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty

October 5, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

SeanDiddyJohn hair scarfs and wraps can be put on after we do what we do.

Why is this such a big deal to dudes? I may not want my hair to be messed up doing the do!!!

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

October 5, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

Morning All.

I do most of the things on the list. I would add one that I have gotten comments about a number of times from many ladies. If the lady I am seeing is in the kitchen cooking, I am in there with her (instead of my big azzz parked on the couch in front of the tube). I like nibbling on the lady’s neck a little while she is cooking, maybe doing a little bit of a slow dance to the music on the CD player between stirring the food. Pouring a glass of wine and doing the above has scored many ‘points’ for me.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

October 5, 2006 10:27 AM | Link to this

Regarding what a woman can do that makes me jump through hoops. Just say these simple words occasionally…”I’m so proud of you” or “I really like the way you…(fill inthe blank). Men are driven by respect more than love. Do nice things for me and that is great, but demonstrate ‘respect’ for me, and you have me, lock, stock, and jockstrap.

By SeanJohnson

October 5, 2006 10:27 AM | Link to this

@ DeepSeaDimples….dont you agree you look better/sxier with your hair done than with in a scarf? lets keep the sxy in sx…agreed?

By Jake

October 5, 2006 10:28 AM | Link to this

@DARK Why is this such a big deal to dudes? I may not want my hair to be messed up doing the do!!! Pardon Me SeanJ

That do-rag is battered and bruised, smells like whatever you use on your head, and it really destroys the visual sometimes…I might want to speak to you ears or neck…BAM!! A DAMN DO-RAG

By Sexione

October 5, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

Morning All!!

Just lurking…..this topic reminds me of all the things that were said and done to get me when there was little way to know if it was genuine, but not said and done to keep me when it was time to put it all together, face to face. Anywho….I digress!!!!

I’m with Darkbuty….I may not want my hair to get all messed up doing what we do. Then it will look like crap for work the next day.

By abc

October 5, 2006 10:30 AM | Link to this

Frankly, to not do most of that stuff naturally shows a lack of manners. Didn’t your dad teach you that stuff, guys? Hold the car door and walk around the FRONT of the car to your side. I mean, really, do ANY of you not do things that are on Laney’s list?

I’m not going to some chicks office party or family event, though. I don’t even go to my own office parties, and the family event thing was covered yesterday.

Dimples, if you’d rather save your ‘do than allow the man some visual pleasure doin the do, well now… I’d think you’d want to please the man, men are visual. Curlers ain’t pretty.

By SeanJohnson

October 5, 2006 10:33 AM | Link to this

@ Jake and DeepSeaDouble..on top of tap…we are having sx…not going to wash clothes…like said earlier..look your best at all times.

By NoNonsense

October 5, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

Good Job Laney, however, with no reflection on you, but aren’t these the things that are expected while in a relationship and not “Just Dating”. From the majority of comments I read on here the vast majority aren’t really looking for a relationship so why go thru the trouble of calling to assure their safe arrival, or remembering the mix of their coffee or even having a picture. Now if it IS a relationship you are looking to form then this list gives a very good starting point, but if not, then why bother.

Have a good day.

By Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty

October 5, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

SeanJustins and Jake I agree that I may be sexier, but can we reserve that for w/e nights or special occasions. It’s just not always functional when I have to go to work the next day!! My current BF is big on this and it’s a killer on the hair!! It affects the silky smooth look you want to look at the next day….all sweated out and thrown everywhere….mess up a $50 day at the shop! shoot!

I get what you’re saying….just thinking about what’s functional and practical on the daily…just take that into consideration

By Bre'

October 5, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

Good Morning….

I had to chime in on the hair thing. After going back to perming my hair after years of being a natural, one needs the do-rag. It might spoil the visual for two seconds if you doing what you are supposed to be doing nothing will get in the way. And like Sexione said if its done right most of the night I will probably sleep late the next morning and have no time to do the hair all over again in the am. Jake I’m not saying a do-rag has to be there every single time it goes down. But a sista needs it.

By Sexione

October 5, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this

Jake…point well taken. So what’s a girl to do? Just know that after you’ve sweated all over the do while doing the “do”, my sexy flowing locks (yes, the real, grew out of your scalp hair) will not be as sexy or flowing the next day. I don’t think men realize that your real hair is not as easily “put back together” as what comes out of that plastic pack. :-)

By Demi

October 5, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this

Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty on the hair scarf thingy…It isn’t fun stopping in the middle of doing the do, for you to place scarf back on YOUR head…this is a direct violation of MLB section 456.2.5 of things your women should NOT do in bed!!!

Here are 40 blog roses for my rudeness on Monday!!!

By MrGetDown616

October 5, 2006 10:40 AM | Link to this

Good morning!

A woman can earn points from me by respecting when I say, “Nothing is wrong!” Don’t keep asking me if I’m sure. Give me some space to work out things on my own. I will consult you when I want your input.

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 10:42 AM | Link to this

Dark Girl it’s called sacrifice….

Know my likes and dislikes.

Know that what’s important to me will not always be important to you, be understanding of that.

If I look a little tired, offer to make dinner.

Allow me to handle areas where I’m strong on my own, and offer support in those areas in which I’m weak.

Call me in the morning before I start my day.

Ask me about my day.

Always, always greet me with a kiss.

Be affectionate.

Know that jealousy has no place in our relationship.

Treat me like a Queen.

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 10:44 AM | Link to this

• If you ask me if im cooking (which I hate) and I say yes. If you invite yourself over, can you please stop at Kroger and pick up a side dish, some wine, some napkins… something????

Amen PC on the talking during the tv shows.

By abc

October 5, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

Personally, the first feature I notice about a woman is her hair, and it’s a pretty big deal for me personally… if there’s a scarf or curlers or something involved, I’d be less than likely to be into it at all. That’s just me, though.

By Pharress_Beuller

October 5, 2006 10:49 AM | Link to this

I cosign with the fellas…the scarfs are the worst! I understand you ladies points, but we are very visual and I’m sure you don’t want our eyes closed the whole time while it’s goin’ down.

By Demi

October 5, 2006 10:50 AM | Link to this

SeanJohnson you made me think of the girls in the XXX video…hair, make-up and 3’ heels all for a 5 - 10 min beat down.

Those matters are cover under section 246, fellas look it up!!!

By Demi

October 5, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty I often paid for EX’s dos, soooooooo…She did not mind

By singlemom

October 5, 2006 10:56 AM | Link to this

Lordy, lordy, you all worrying about your hair, and having to re-do the do in the mornings? What a shame. Your hair has more priority than your man and some loving? The messier the hair, the better the lovin……

By Demi

October 5, 2006 10:56 AM | Link to this

abc not you are not the only…the best sex is the day before the hair salon, some women seems to go all out then

By Tazzee

October 5, 2006 10:58 AM | Link to this

Morning folks:

This hair thing is killing me. Because if a woman doesn’t wrap properly at night and then has to ponytail it during the next day - then dude is complaining that she’s not looking her best ‘at all times’.

And whoever suggested that you put them on after doing the do must not be putting it down properly because from what I’ve heard - if its done properly a woman will want to just cuddle and go to sleep afterward - not jump up and try to wrap or curl her hair for the next morning.

Ladies, if he insists that you not wear the scarves then a good compromise would be that you only have sex on Friday and Saturday nights. That way you’ll have time in the morning to get it right.

By NCgirlfromATL

October 5, 2006 11:01 AM | Link to this

randyt If the lady I am seeing is in the kitchen cooking, I am in there with her (instead of my big azzz parked on the couch in front of the tube). I like nibbling on the lady’s neck a little while she is cooking, maybe doing a little bit of a slow dance to the music on the CD player between stirring the food. Pouring a glass of wine and doing the above has scored many ‘points’ for me.

My brotha my brotha my brotha!!!! You have NO IDEA how incredibly sweet and sexy that is! And yeah, you can pick up a knife and chop up those cucumbers too! lol!

SeanJ ask me how my day was…and i will do the same..if i say it was ok…leave it at that..i rather hear you talk…i may think your voice is sxy Ok, I’m totally feeling you on this. I can’t tell you how much it means to me for my man to ask that simple question and to respond (and appreciate) when I ask it. I can also understand that “it’s been a rough one and I don’t feel like talking about it” feeling.

Lah Lah You ain’t said nuthin’ but a thang, gurl!! Especially that always, always greet me with a kiss Preach!!

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 11:02 AM | Link to this

abc, Shawn, & Jake curlers and do rags aren’t cute, but neither is my hair in the morning. What if the wrap is pretty or has a cute pattern??? I agree you should always look cute and its important to look sexy prior to doing the do… but if we can’t come to some sort of agreement, sounds like sex on the weekends when there is more time to repair my hair the next morning.

Can we just do it with the lights off then you dont have to look at my head wrap???

By Jake

October 5, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

@Bre spoil the visual for two seconds

I’m not saying a do-rag has to be there every single time it goes down. But a sista needs it.

Men are visual creatures and…Who am I Bullskitten..A Do-Rag never stopped me before

Seriously though, just don’t be so comfortable with it, the Rag just catches your attention sometimes.

By Tazzee

October 5, 2006 11:04 AM | Link to this

AND if you insist that she not wear some sort of head covering, I hope you have satin sheets because sleeping on other fabrics can cause hair breakage, particularly around the edges - so you’re messing up that ‘baby hair’ one of you mentioned the other day.

Demi - now I can see your point about stopping to fix the wrap/bonnet in the midst. LOL, that is too funny.

By Demi

October 5, 2006 11:04 AM | Link to this

singlemom Help dem corporate sistas out!!!!

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 11:07 AM | Link to this

Lordy, lordy, you all worrying about your hair, and having to re-do the do in the mornings? What a shame. Your hair has more priority than your man and some loving? The messier the hair, the better the lovin……

see, thats why she’s a ‘singlemom’ because her hair look a d@mn mess in the mornings after a visit from the maintainance man (Disclaimer B4 yall get all bent out of shape - this was said with nothing but jokes and love)

By Sexione

October 5, 2006 11:07 AM | Link to this

Demi………good looking out!!!

Singlemom….no, I don’t think anyone is trying to make their hair more of a priority than their man. We are talking real issues here. And any woman that cares about how she looks (esp. the hair) knows that some GOOD loving is gone tear it up. Then you leaving the house for work the next day looking like you been in a hurricane, typhoon and earthquake all at once. LOL!!!

Tazzee……I DON’T THINK SO!!!! If he’s around, he better be putting it DOWN!!!! Try to wait til the weekend to give me my treats, there’ll be hell to pay!!! :-)

By Jake

October 5, 2006 11:10 AM | Link to this

@Tazzee

Ladies, if he insists that you not wear the scarves then a good compromise would be that you only have sex on Friday and Saturday nights. That way you’ll have time in the morning to get it right.

That’s is hilarious, THE SUN RISES EVERYDAY and so do….

By Sexione

October 5, 2006 11:12 AM | Link to this

Oh I forgot to say…..I’m not advocating a do-rag or scarf EVERY time, nor am I at all speaking of the ish that looks like it should be in the trash!!! I’m talking about the nice, satin, dark colored or nicely patterned wraps that could easily match some sexy night wear.

By SeanJohnson

October 5, 2006 11:14 AM | Link to this

@ Tazzee…I am the one that said put the scare on afterwards…And I am not one to brag…but i am skilled..trust me…all of that cuddling up under my armpits and afterplay is done after you first..go wrap you hair…second..bring me a cold glass of water for a job well done.. stop going by what you heard and speak from first hand experience.

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 11:15 AM | Link to this

Hey Tazzee get out my head w/ your 10:58 post! (Check my 11:02) *(all this time i thought you were a female)

GO FALCONS!!!

By Bre'

October 5, 2006 11:18 AM | Link to this

@Jake Woman are visual also….seeing one walking around with holey boxer shorts on..not cute. Waiting two weeks to get a fresh cut…not cute. Same tshirt and shorts your sleeping in…not cute…why not put on those silky lounge pants and nice tank top…for lounging.. Woman are visual too…we want that sexy stuff also.

By Randyt (aka Been There, Done That, Got a closet FULL of T-shirts)

October 5, 2006 11:18 AM | Link to this

NCgirlfromATL

Absolutely DO help some when cooking, cutting, cleaning, etc. It is amazing how a few simple gestures in the ‘woman’s domain’ can return major benefits!!! Fun and works great.

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 11:19 AM | Link to this

imapeach girl you funny. I’m sure she knew you were just playing.

By Demi

October 5, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this

…must not be putting it down properly because from what I’ve heard - if its done properly a woman will want to just cuddle and go to sleep afterward…

I wish someone told me this 4 years ago…I thought I was lame

Heeeyyy Tazzee I use to get my hair braided every two week at the cost of 45-70 dollars (depending on the style), I understand the hard work of hair maintance. Soooooo I learned to calm myself down and slow stroke to the left’n’right, follow by 2minutes of pounding and no Flipping’n’Tossing allowed…sometimes I follow those rules, Imma bad bad boy

By Apple Bottom

October 5, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

Hello; can’t comment right now i just wanted to say hello Kym read your post afterwards girl, nah i’m not trying to get with SJ i just enjoy blogging and besides he made an Apple Bottom comment that’s the only reason i said what i said, but i thought your comment was cute ;)

have a great day all!

Hello Demi where is Musing he must be in meetings again, oh well

By abc

October 5, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

Yo mama hair so nasty she look like Buckwheat in a headlock.

By NCgirlfromATL

October 5, 2006 11:26 AM | Link to this

Tazzee I’m going to change the first word of this from “Ladies” to “Lazies”!! Ladies, if he insists that you not wear the scarves then a good compromise would be that you only have sex on Friday and Saturday nights. That way you’ll have time in the morning to get it right. I’m with SJ on this one…lose the do-rag until you’re done. Besides, you know that beast is gonna come off anyway. Do you really want to be reaching up in the middle of your lovin’ to snatch that do-rag back on your head? Oh baby…yeah…uh-huh…oh..wait…my…scarf…uh…wait…its…baby…myhair!…

I’m sorry, but my hair is the LAST thing on my mind if the lovin’ is good! And honestly ladies, we always need to be able to do our own hair just in case of an emergency. A wrap or a ponytail (or phonytail) will always do in a pinch!

By singlemom

October 5, 2006 11:31 AM | Link to this

I understand. However, when it comes to good loving, I’m not going to worry about my hair getting messed up. I am willing to get up a little early and do my hair in the mornings. This may sound awful, but I don’t spend a lot of time or money on my hair. It’s blond and naturally curly, so I can either wear it natural, or I can straighten it in about 30 minutes. I get it trimmed every two months, and it is just below the shoulders. I do care about how I look out in public, so I do take care of myself.
Maybe the women who are worried about their hair getting messed up when doing the “do” should consider another position? Then the hair won’t get as messy……..just a thought…..

By Apple Bottom

October 5, 2006 11:34 AM | Link to this

abc tell me something, when you’re typing these jokes are you laughing at yourself? cause you just come out of no where with them and they always catch me off guard!!! lol

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 11:36 AM | Link to this

NYC that’s what I was over here thinking. Just do your dang hair over in the morning what’s the big deal. Oh, unless you got one of those short hair do’s where if you sweat the shaved part in the back gets all nappy. Then I understand.

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 11:36 AM | Link to this

hee hee @ LahLah :)

NC you made me laugh all loud at work!

By Jake

October 5, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this

@Bre

Woman are visual also….seeing one walking around with holey boxer shorts on..not cute. Waiting two weeks to get a fresh cut…not cute.

The holey boxer shorts are always the ones that fit just right, and no I don’t think it is time to throw these away. Scruffiness isn’t cool… even when transitioning from goatee to beard there should be a nice trim, but every MAN is going to Ruff it occassionally..ITS IN THE GENES.

By Storm

October 5, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this

GOOD MORNING BLOGGERS! GP,Lah,QC,Demi Sup! Where’s DCP’s SAUCES and T? MUSING?

I had dinner 2 Sunday’s ago at a gentleman’s house. He was so accommodating. I happened to have my granddog with me when he invited me impromptu. When my dog indicated she was thristy, he immediately asked if he could put water in something for her. When I said her dish was in the car, he immediately asked where it was located in the car then went out to retreive it and filled it for her. He kept my flute filled with champagne and, oh, upon my arrival it was raining so he met me at my car with an umbrella. He gets major cool points for all those actions.

By abc

October 5, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

Apple, I thought that one was apropos to the current conversation, a little levity for yo mama wearin a sign that says “Warning: may cause irritation or rash”.

Isn’t this yo mama week?

By QC

October 5, 2006 11:49 AM | Link to this

What’s up Storm

Sounds like you have a Southern Gentlemen

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this

Oooooooh I get it Jake, yall are allowed to ‘ruff it occassionally’ b/c its in your genes… but we can’t wear our head wraps to prevent us from looking rough?

Thanks for clearing that up! rolling my eyes

By Tazzee

October 5, 2006 11:51 AM | Link to this

SeanJ now you know I ain’t speaking from experience on none of that.

ImAPeach404 I am a female, I just don’t indulge in those type of pleasures right now so I can’t speak from experience. Plus, my hair is already in a ponytail Tuesday through Friday from working out. When I work out, I sweat in my hair a lot. So I usually wash and set it on Saturday, wear it down Sunday and Monday and after my Monday night workout its back to the ponytail. I try to keep my hair as healthy as possible, so I don’t hot curl it everyday. I said all that to say - if I were indulging, the hair thing during sex would not be an issue for me as long as we had the satin sheets and pillow cases.

My man would be complaining about the ponytail during the week…

By singlemom

October 5, 2006 11:51 AM | Link to this

Storm sounds like he’s a keeper!!!

By Apple Bottom

October 5, 2006 11:54 AM | Link to this

Not sure abc but you keep me laughing :)

By Storm

October 5, 2006 11:56 AM | Link to this

Yes, QC, he is very much a southern gentleman! sigh

I’m going to have to cosign the comments about having misplaced priorities on the hairdo vs sx. THIS is a no brainer! HELLO! Girl, buy a wig or just don’t giva dayam!

By Storm

October 5, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

I hope I can convince him I’m a keeper, singlemom.

By Alvin

October 5, 2006 12:02 PM | Link to this

As a popular mentor and wood-shop teacher, Lemroy Lawrence helped steer young men toward college. Some young men gunned him down in front of his home.

www.miamicom/mld/miamiherald/15681264.htm

May my blog brothers’n’sisters join me in pouring Kool Aid, Henny, E-40oz, Pepsi’n’Coke, Coffee, Heck…Holy Water to this awesome brother in Christ!!!!

May God’s Angeles rejoice…Your SON is coming home!!!

I love you Uncle Roy…peace

Sept 15 1958 - Oct 03 2006

It hurts just typing this. Peace Beautiful Peep, Lil Demi is out for today…said in my Terminator voice…I veal be back.

and Heeeyy Ms.Apple’n’Sexione

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 12:02 PM | Link to this

Aiight Tazzee I got’cha! side note Speaking of trying to keep your hair healthy… have you ever been to the Dominicans to get your hair done??? Girl, I don’t know what they do, but I haven’t had a touch up since the end of July. I went to see the Dominicans 2 Sundays ago… i haven’t had to put heat on my hair not once since I left. I just wrap it when i get home, and let it down in the mornings! Its just as shiny and striaght as the day I got my hair done.

By NCgirlfromATL

October 5, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

Tazzee your hair routine sounds exactly like mine, and yet I get compliments everyday about how good my hair looks. I’m in the gym 4-5 days a week too. Just goes to show you, ladies, you don’t have to sit in ‘Twain’s chair every week to have a fly-do!

Lah Lah I had a short do for a minute. I was told by my grandfather that as long as he was alive, I wasn’t allowed to cut my hair again. So, it’s halfway down my back again. Anyway, my hair is also naturally curly, so when I did sweat, the shortest part curled up. My trick was to brush it down, and apply some gel, then tie that part up with a scarf at bedtime. Of course, that would have to be after the festivities were done.

By Storm

October 5, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

Sorry to hear about your loss, Demi! <<<>>>

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 12:08 PM | Link to this

Storm he already knows you’re a keeper.

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 12:10 PM | Link to this

Storm and stop frontin everybody aint got that good hur like you.

By Foots

October 5, 2006 12:11 PM | Link to this

Ladies, I feel you on the hair thing. It’s a dilemma when you want to look good that night and the next day. I’ve been known to get up and wrap my hair after my 30 minute nap. Still looks rough in the morning, but better than it would have looked if I’d slept on it. I always hear dudes complain about women not being sexy when going to bed, so I’m really conscious of it.

But dude has to make an effort too. Holey draws? Please don’t. Boxer briefs are BEYOND sexy, especially if you have a beautiful onion. And you cannot get into my bed for the evening if you have not bathed your funky tail! My last boyfriend used to try that mess. I’m like “What are you doing? Have you bathed?” And he’s like “Do I have to take a bath?” Sound like he’s seven. And this is after a long day…and you know that dudes have the propensity to really be funky after a long day. Sorry I had to bring that up…

By Tazzee

October 5, 2006 12:11 PM | Link to this

I’ve heard about the Dominicans ImAPeach - I need to do a search for some here in Houston because my search for a stylist here has not been very good. Thank God for football season because I’ll be getting my touch-ups in Atlanta through the end of the year.

By Sidelines

October 5, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

Afternoon Bloggers,

Off Topic, I wasn’t able to blog with you all last month…but, I read your comments later in the day, and all I can say is I was ROFLMAO….I was in stitches…ovah’ here.

On Topic, I’m gonna have to co-sign what singlemom and storm said, it’s not that we don’t care about appearances, but the last thing I’m thinking about is my do when it’s time to “do the do”… and secondly, who wants to be scheduling when to “do the do”, what ever happen to sponteneity (sp)! Personally, I’m with whoever said just get up either early the next day (before your SO, of course…lawd, you don’t want to scare’em off…lol) or after and take care of your hair and it doesn’t have to be a reflection on whether your SO has “put it down” like he should or not. It simply mean that you do care about appearances….

By Alvin

October 5, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

Thanks Storm, we know you are a keeper…but is he,LOL

Later!!!!

By Foots

October 5, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this

Peach I haven’t tried them. What’s the name of the shop you went to?

By Storm

October 5, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this

Thanks, Lah. Got an email about dinner/drinks before the play this morning, but I’m not dressed for the play, so I have to go home first… and I have a massage scheduled for 1pm so I can’t leave early either. Dang!

By Sidelines

October 5, 2006 12:15 PM | Link to this

Demi, sorry to hear of your loss, my sincerest condolences…:(

By Hot Sauce

October 5, 2006 12:17 PM | Link to this

hey Storm & everybody, they’ve got us in a class until 1pm, wth and we’re soooo sleepy sweet tea keeps nodding and got me laughing out loud; i would’ve checked in earlier but i had to move to a “soft key” keyboard that’s why i’m “whispering typing” i’ll have to catch up on the comments after lunch; hey “SJ”

By Jake

October 5, 2006 12:18 PM | Link to this

ImAPeach404 Oooooooh I get it Jake, yall are allowed to ‘ruff it occassionally’ b/c its in your genes… but we can’t wear our head wraps to prevent us from looking rough?

I’ll not fall for that sucker punch.. but sometimes we go “Ruff” on some “Animal Instinct, King of The Jungle type ish” During these times you may be carried to bedroom in the throws of passionate expression and realize how good you have it. Upon waking up, you may hear these words, BABY, PASS ME MY CROWN PLEASE!

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 12:20 PM | Link to this

NYC That’s funny. My grandmother told me something similar about my hair. I wear a weave now so everytime she see’s me she’s like

ooohh wee you shol letting that hair grow out pretty. ugh huh, you got a head full of hair now!”

“I just say, thank you granny!”

By Tazzee

October 5, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

Demi that url didn’t work, but I’m sorry to hear about Mr. Lawrence. I said a prayer to send comfort to all those who loved him.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 12:23 PM | Link to this

Question to the folks saying for the ladies to just get up early the next day…..So what happens when it’s already 2/3am when the rumble begins? You already gonna be half dead when your alarm clock goes off at 6/6:30, who, um,,,,who gonna get up earlIER? Just thought I’d ask.

But I would (since I’m abstaining right now), after doing ‘the do’, brush my hair back and tie it up or wrap it (yeah, I have half down the back length hair too) or something to save some kind of appearance for work the next day. Gotta pre-pare them edges for the next morning! ha ha! And, ummm, after being all sweaty and gooey, would’nt you need to spend some bathroom/water time anyway afterwards???? Just asking!

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 12:25 PM | Link to this

Oh, Demi My condolences to you and this family!

By Sexione

October 5, 2006 12:25 PM | Link to this

Alvin/Demi…..so sorry for your loss.

As for the ladies getting up a little earlier to do the hair, been there, done that. I didn’t think many women did that, but since I do my own hair anyway (plus my daughters and my mom’s), it really is not that big a deal. However, if you keep me up half the night, then I’ll be hella sleepy the next day, with a BIG AZZ SMILE on, but I’m a big girl, I can handlt it!!!!

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 12:26 PM | Link to this

Storm Enjoy the play tonight.

By Sexione

October 5, 2006 12:28 PM | Link to this

And what’s this about the Dominican do’s? I was just there a few months ago, although I usually wear my hair in braids when I go to the islands because it frizzes so easily, I may have reconsidered for that experience.

By Storm

October 5, 2006 12:29 PM | Link to this

And you aint gotta front me out about the hair, Lah.

By Sidelines

October 5, 2006 12:36 PM | Link to this

4th, exactly…your getting up anyways for some bathroom/water time anyway, I’m not saying you shouldn’t tie your hair down at all, I’m just saying what’s wrong with doing it “after”. And, I personally, never had a problem in getting up a bit early if I had to, even if “the event” didnt get started until 2:30am…that’s just me!

By Bre'

October 5, 2006 12:36 PM | Link to this

Demi now if your dropping some change on a sista’s hair you have more rights to mess it up. Now if not respect it that the day after I dropped serious money on getting my hair whipped i’m not in for messing it up right away. Unless its a really good reason. I love going to the Dominicans when my hair is long enough to go there. Right now its really short so its not much they can do for me. But they can even straighten out a month old weave…having you rolling out of there better that Beyonce for real. However I live in the NYC Dominican spots are everywhere. Its one in Chicago I found one on a fluk. …awesome. I did not know they had made it down to Atl. $15 bucks and you get the works.

By Prince Charming

October 5, 2006 12:44 PM | Link to this

Ladies if the hair thing is really an issue, keep a sexy wig by the bed!

@ Cee good afternoon! Can you believe they are honestly trying to make me work today! They know I leave to go on vacation on Tuesday!

@ SeanJ AMEN to the lingerie at night! How could I forget that one!

@ Peach. You are right if the female is cooking the dude needs to at least bring wine, desert or something! Don’t come in with an empty hand and then leave with a full belly! That ain’t right!

@ Tazee, a ponytail is real cute as long as you have something to put in it. If you make me wait until the weekend, don’t get mad when I have plans during the week!

@ Bre, thanks for the tip @ 11:18 I will keep the sexy male thing in mind.

By Sidelines

October 5, 2006 12:46 PM | Link to this

Bre’, yeah…I miss those Dominicans in NYC! But, my homegirl told me that some dominicans just opened up a shop here in the “A” and they’re from Brooklyn.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 12:46 PM | Link to this

Sidelines I hear ya but MAN!! Our hair takes a beating, especially if you sweat a lot AND are laying down. Man, how can that still be sexy when the hair gets all matted, since y’all talking bout having visuals!!!! How is “bride of frankenstine” sexy? hahahahaha!!!!!

By Just plain tired

October 5, 2006 12:46 PM | Link to this

@everyone Nice comments. Sean and Prince, I agree with most of what you want an woman to do, except that cooking part. I hate cooking. I have to have a guy that loves cooking, that says it relaxes him and so on and then I can go in the kitchen and be his naked sous chef.

@Imapeach Where are these Dominicans? Please tell.

By Joy Adams

October 5, 2006 12:53 PM | Link to this

If the woman has a dog, bring it a treat. If she needs to finish getting dressed and you’re early offer to walk the dog or just do so if you are on the confort level.

By QueDogTeaching

October 5, 2006 12:56 PM | Link to this

Just looking in so I don’t know what has been said, but it is very simple for me.

By Sidelines

October 5, 2006 12:59 PM | Link to this

4th, Dang…matted, bride of frankenstein ain’t cute…lol! And, who sweats like that…ewwww. I hear yah, I guess if your sweating pretty badly like that, then there is a problem. Can’t say that I’ve had those problems personally.

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 01:01 PM | Link to this

Foots I use to talk to this guy who worked at UPS. Not in an office…. he wasn’t a supervisor walking around with a clipboard… he didn’t answer the phones. He use to unload trucks, ok! And would try and come lay his stankin’ a$$ in the bed right after work! Ewwwww. After me giving him the boo boo face & telling him that he should bathe, he finally stopped doing that.

Foots, Tazzee, Sexione & Just The Dominican hair salon is up 85N, Jimmy Carter exit. (no need to get on Delta, Sexi!) Take a right, its about a mile down on the right hand side. Its called Lillys Hair Plus - blue & white sign. OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK & its only $25!!

Aiight Jake

By Peaches

October 5, 2006 01:01 PM | Link to this

Text her out of the blue saying how sexy she is. Don’t give her crap when she buys something if she doesn’t spend money often. Staying home is very nice, but a date out of the house about twice a month is great. When the woman says my neck hurts, rub it as if you care even if it’s not your thing. There will be a time you need a back rub to, remember that.

By Jake

October 5, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

JOY,JOY, If the woman has a dog, bring it a treat. If she needs to finish getting dressed and you’re early offer to walk the dog or just do so if you are on the confort level.

How about being ready close to the time you’re suppose to… its annoying. What kind Pooch is your little Anklebiter?

By Bre'

October 5, 2006 01:06 PM | Link to this

Sidelines if you go again find out where they are from in Brooklyn. A few have been run up out NYC for peoples hair falling out and etc. They were using dish washing liquid instead of shampoo. Always take your own products for best results.

PC Its amazing what you can get with little to no effort. I lived in Decatur and dating a older gentleman that was in Marietta. After working a long day I would drive to his spot. Just walking in had me in heaven. But he always had on some sexy PJ’s, a few placed candles, favorite juice in the frig….My girls was like you are nuts for driving that far every other night. But he had made it worth it. Dang those were the good old days.

By arg

October 5, 2006 01:10 PM | Link to this

My last guy always got to my house too early and walked my dog while I was getting ready. Guess I was just pampered. Schi tzu Yes the woman should be close to ready, but sometimes we’re not… is it a big deal if you’re not pushed for time?

By Cee

October 5, 2006 01:11 PM | Link to this

@ Prince no wig here, I want my hair a mess, a sweaty mess.LOL Where are you going for vactaion?

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 01:13 PM | Link to this

What up Blog…

Since the first thing that I look at on a female is her hair and require that it’s tight at all times, I’ll let you slack off on bringing me a nice tall glass of ice water when I’m out cutting the grass, or checking out that knock in your ride.

Prince/SeanJ/Jake/Demi Yoll makin’ me proud.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 01:13 PM | Link to this

Sidelines When I say sweating, I think this moreso affects those of us with long hair and your back and neck are sweating. The hair gets caught, hung up and that’s all she wrote. Can’t nothing fix that but shampoo dog and I DARN sure ain’t bout to be washing no hair at 3am when I gotta go to work the next morning. LOL! So up it goes into a cute ponytail for work!

So no, I’m not talking about a woman sweating like she working on the railroad! But man, when my hair all pretty, silky and hanging, you can forget that the morning after! So ponytail it shall be until the weekend! OH, AND DON’T HAVE NO ROLLERSET!!! It’s OVER! That is like my SO’s favorite hairstyle and ummm, like somebody said earlier, we had to just opt for more ‘hair-friendly’ positions! HA!!!

By Sidelines

October 5, 2006 01:14 PM | Link to this

Bre’, thanks for the headsup, but your right and I always took my own products with me. Even in NYC!

By NCgirlfromATL

October 5, 2006 01:14 PM | Link to this

ImAPeach He use to unload trucks, ok! And would try and come lay his stankin’ a$$ in the bed right after work! Ewwwww. After me giving him the boo boo face & telling him that he should bathe, he finally stopped doing that

That’s just NAAAAAASTY! And men are always talking about women being clean all the time. Wash yo azz!!

Of course, that’s an opportunity to have a nice bath full of bath milk and other smell good stuff that doesn’t make him smell like a woman ready for him when he comes in from work. Some candles, a glass of wine (or beer, if that’s his thing), a little XM commercial-free slowjamz….aaaaaah yeah, it’s ON! But, don’t forget to lotion him up ladies. An ashy man is as bad as the do-rag, in my book.

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 01:14 PM | Link to this

My girls was like you are nuts for driving that far every other night… Dang those were the good old days aka gas was $1.25 a gallon :)

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 01:14 PM | Link to this

PEACH Dang, I would live in west cobb. So what you get for $25?

By MusingLee

October 5, 2006 01:17 PM | Link to this

Arriving to the blog straight gangsta like, 10 inch spinner hubcaps shining, hydralics only lifting driver side, and car horn playing “La Cookaracha”….Parking in reserved space not meant for me and chirping driver door lock while walking around passenger side to lock door manually

Wazzzzupppppppp!

By Sidelines

October 5, 2006 01:19 PM | Link to this

4th*, lol…I hear yah!

By Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty

October 5, 2006 01:21 PM | Link to this

Getting up earlier to do the hair!! Y’all are killin me…whatever!!

I like the wig idea Prince…makes me think of role playing…good idea!

Oh good catch Bre…having your favorite drinks and food in the fridge does says alot!

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 01:22 PM | Link to this

I’m going to have to read NCs post with a sock in my mouth…I laughed so loud about the ash I just went through that last night!

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 01:22 PM | Link to this

My last guy always got to my house too early and walked my dog while I was getting ready.

High Road: Being tolerant of yo’ inconsiderate azz; I’ll bet that you started doing that on purpose… especially if it was raining.

Low Road: He was just working his magic until he got the azz.

By SlimOne

October 5, 2006 01:23 PM | Link to this

Even though me and my ex are no longer together (duh-hence the word ‘ex’), when he comes over, he’ll take my garbage out even when i don’t ask. It’ll be there one minute and gone the next like magic…Sometimes when I cook, I’ll invite him over…and i love it when he brings me cheesecake (my fav!) with extra strawberry topping. Hmmm, might have to get some for tonight.

I also love when a guy will let me vent after a rough day without being judged. Sometimes you just want someone to listen to you. Another thing I like is when a guy takes the initiative to plan a surprise date or outing. One time an ex of mine blind folded me and drove around Atlanta just so I couldn’t figure out where we were going. We ended up at Cafe Intermezzo…nothing big but it was the thought that counted.

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 01:28 PM | Link to this

4th My coworker goes to one in Cobb… i’ll see if I can get the location for you. But for $25, they wash you, set your hair in rollers, sit you under the hottest dryers this side of the equator, then they remove the rollers and blow out your roots. After they finish the roots, I ask them to wrap my hair, then I leave. I bring a cute scarf and my kango to wear out the shop. I just unwrap it when I’m ready to go out or when I get up for work the next day. Just depends…

By "Longtime Lurker"

October 5, 2006 01:28 PM | Link to this

What up folks!

This project has kicked into overdrive, so ya boy been puttin in superhero hours and unable to reach out to y’all.

I had a minute, before I am headed to another meeting, but I wanted to leave y’all with this (esp. the females of the blog).

How to earn points with the bruh’s…

Always keep your hair,feet,nails and most of all your hygiene up to par will win you points!

When attending any social event with yo man or someone you are dating and he forks out money for parking, food, the event itself, make sure yo azz serve that man a cold adult beverage of some kind throughout the evening, without him askin! This will win you points with ya boy!

If a dude opens the car door for you, you better lean yo azz across the drivers seat and make some type of gesture or attempt to open his door. This will win you some points or if you don’t do it, yo azz might get kicked to the curb!

If you can cook some cornbread, cabbage,grits and some type of soul food from scratch and without the dude askin, you will definitely win some points with ya boy!

If you can construct a sentence that does not include the words, “my ex used to” or “I sure would love to have you get me” or “can you buy me” or my “rent/mortgage is short, can you” or anything with a reference to “me,me,me” you might win some points and extend your shelf life another 30-60 days!

If you can take charge in the bedroom on que, you might win some points and get broke off proper like more than just one night!

If you can close a business deal, while ya boy has to excuse himself to go to the rest room and you are left in charge, with a potential client, you might win some points and get whatever the h*ll you want, within reason!

If you can step in and check a random broad pushing up on your man on a sly and he never notices it, you might win some points! Tell him bout it later and watch his face look like you just pooted!

I think ya’ll get my points here! I could give more, but I gotta go…

Have a great weekend folks, I am off to Miami, after this meeting, for Columbus Day weekend! Try to holla at ya’ll next week!

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 01:29 PM | Link to this

Peach404 I was about to throw kudos your way for not succumbing to the hateration (Crim, that is a word) spewed by your friends when you said this *===> *My girls was like you are nuts for driving that far every other night… Dang those were the good old days; but then you turn right around and say this ===> aka gas was $1.25 a gallon :) LOL

By Just plain tired

October 5, 2006 01:30 PM | Link to this

@the fellas One thing that I would love for a guy to do is wash and curl my hair. Dang, can sister girl get her hair done, fellas. I think if more guys actually washed my hair they wouldn’t be so fascinated with it.

You know what else ladies, guys wouldn’t be discussing this “do rag” issue if they had to wash your hair.

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 01:30 PM | Link to this

Hmmm, might have to get some for tonight

Slim… get some what? Cheescake or some ex???? Lol.

By NCgirlfromATL

October 5, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

4theLH OH, AND DON’T HAVE NO ROLLERSET!!! It’s OVER! Gurl, you are stompin’ in the pulpit today! PREACH! I have kind of a weird texture to my hair. I call it “crossover” hair. It’s crossed over from Negro to Caucasian (my paternal grandmother was bi-racial), and it’s curly, soft, long & thick. When I work out, the first part of my hair to get messed up is on the ends, b/c when I start sweating, it’s sticks to my next. So, if it was nicely wrapped or flat-ironed and looking sleek and silky, it becomes a curled up mess! My curly look only looks good when I do it on purpose. Otherwise, it looks like a Jhery Curl gone wrong (is that possible?!) Roller sets only last the day they are done in my hair. So, if I’ve got something special going on, the roller set happens that day or not at all.

By Joy

October 5, 2006 01:33 PM | Link to this

See they are out there fellas.
On the manly note a woman should not hound a man as soon as he gets home from work, unless it’s to give a sexual favor or a beer. I for one would like a moment to chill before the talking starts, when I get home from work.

By MusingLee

October 5, 2006 01:34 PM | Link to this

“One time an ex of mine blind folded me and drove around Atlanta just so I couldn’t figure out where we were going. We ended up at Cafe Intermezzo”

SlimOne You are lucky…Could have taken that off and found ballz on your chin!!!LOL

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 01:34 PM | Link to this

Slim Sounds like yoll need to work it out…

One time an ex of mine blind folded me and drove around Atlanta…

Deduction: A dude riding around the “A” with a chick blindfolded in the shotgun seat MUST have some dark azz tinted windows. LOL

By abc

October 5, 2006 01:38 PM | Link to this

Dang right tired, if I had to mess with my hair like all that, I’d shave my head!

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 01:38 PM | Link to this

BK, someone else said that about their girls… I added the last part about the gas

By Just plain tired

October 5, 2006 01:39 PM | Link to this

@Musing, You are going to make me late for my meeting. Gosh, you are too funny. Let me go. Everytime I read that comment I laugh. And then Blue had to add his comment - you guys are too funny.

By JustMe @ a remote location

October 5, 2006 01:40 PM | Link to this

Good Afternoon All

Just popped in to see what today’s topic was about.

A good way to score points with me is to 1) Wash my car, 2) Mow my lawn, 3) Ask me how my day was, 4) A nice massage, and 5) remember the things that I like and act on them without me asking.

By SlimOne

October 5, 2006 01:43 PM | Link to this

*ImAPeach404 * LMAO!….you couldn’t hate a girl if she got a little bit of both…I can’t help that i have a sweet tooth. :-)

MusingLee Well i guess I should be counting my blessing then huh?…Nah, I might have had to strangle him then.

Blue_Kolla It’s one day at a time. We’ve been on and off for 6 years and now i’m about to move from the southside to the eastside…at least a 35-40 min ride. So I’m not holding my breath on that.

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 01:43 PM | Link to this

Musing Could have taken that off and found ballz on your chin!!!LOL

Aight… here’s one for you.

Dude: If you have nutz on a wall what do you have?

Chick: Walnuts.

Dude: If you have nuts on your chest what do you have?

Chick: Chestnuts.

Dude: If you have nuts on your chin what do you have?

Chick: Uhhhh… Chinnuts?

Dude: No. A dyck in your mouth.

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 01:45 PM | Link to this

Peach404 My badd…

By Just plain tired

October 5, 2006 01:46 PM | Link to this

@abc I recently chopped my hair off (it still lays beyond the shoulder) and my man had a nerve to say “did you cut your hair.” I was like yeah, why? He just gave me a look and said “are you going to cut it agian.” I just looked at him thinking, are you doing my hair everyday. Shoot, my beautician rarely wants to do it.

By MusingLee

October 5, 2006 01:48 PM | Link to this

BK….LOL..So true…Wiping lonely tear from eye

By Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty

October 5, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

Slim Girl, I live 50 mins door to door with no traffic from my MAN and it takes me 1.5hrs to get to work from his house….it can still work

By MusingLee

October 5, 2006 01:50 PM | Link to this

Speaking of ballz on chins….

Where’s Page…LOL….hahahahahahaha….Page I remember how you said you like to tea bag the ballzz…LOL…Where is that girl?!?!?!

By singlemom

October 5, 2006 01:52 PM | Link to this

I love to cook, I only like to go out for dinner once in a while. I am a fabulous cook, and would rather be in my own kitchen, then sitting in a restaurant where the food is not nearly as good as what I can whip up. I think it is incredibly sexy for a man to come into the kitchen, know his way around, and cook with me. I am a Food Network junkie, and am constantly trying new recipes. I would love to have a partner who appreciates good home cooking…….and likes to experiment in the kitchen too. Wink wink….

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 01:52 PM | Link to this

ImaPeach Yes, hook a sistah up with the info.

NCgirl Girl, what you say!!! At a good moment, I can savor a rollerset for about 3 days, (gotta cut the pillow over and let your hair hang over it and ish!) but when we was ‘doing it’, man, that style got pinned up immediately afterwards. Wasn’t no saving nothing (except the front maybe….) Oh well.

Girl, I bout hollered outloud at the jheri curl gone bad!! hahahaha!

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this

I meant CURL (roll) the pillow over! LOL!

By SlimOne

October 5, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this

Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty WOW! 1.5hrs? Well the one good thing is he lives closer to my job than I will be so maybe i’ll be able to crash over there a few days a week…for cheesecake that is.

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 01:54 PM | Link to this

Slim We’ve been on and off for 6 years

I did that same thing for five years. I think the girl had my sprint password and was monitoring my cellphone habits over the internet… because she had an uncanny ability to call in not more than a week after I stopped seeing someone. Hopefully you’ll have better luck with yours…

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 01:55 PM | Link to this

Blue A dude riding around the “A” with a chick blindfolded in the shotgun seat MUST have some dark azz tinted windows. LOL

Man, I was thinking the same thing!!! Good way to get your butt arrested, spread eagle against the ground with a 5-0 boot on your neck! LOL!

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 01:58 PM | Link to this

DeepDimples GIRL, that used to be my exact story (50 min door to door w/o traffic and 1.5 hr to get to work). MAN! But thank God, now he lives 15 min. from me! Woo! waving my hands up in the air like I just don’t care

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 02:02 PM | Link to this

DarkButy/Slim That commuting for love ain’t no joke is it?! I’m on the east side and everybody that I meet come out of the mouth with Marietta… Alpharetta… Douglas-villllle…

It works but then I’m getting like 4 hours of sleep, trying to beat the traffic.

By SlimOne

October 5, 2006 02:03 PM | Link to this

Blue_Kolla OMG….what is funny is he works for a cell phone company that I USED to have service with. He got in the habit of printing out my cell phone history, even on our ‘not-together’ episodes. Needless to say, I have switched carriers. I got tired of answering question about, who I talked to at so and so time in the morning or who i talked to for 53 minutes

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 02:06 PM | Link to this

4th Its on Windy Hill? Is that close to you? Anywho, the # is 7.875.3983

By abc

October 5, 2006 02:06 PM | Link to this

singlemom, I’ve found that most women don’t really like to cook together, they don’t seem to like my methods of measuring everything by the way it looks or tastes. I get shooed over to the other side of the counter.

Yo mama cookin so bad your family prays AFTER they eat.

By Page1908

October 5, 2006 02:07 PM | Link to this

LOL Musing! mean muggin and cheesin at the same time…LOL

By SlimOne

October 5, 2006 02:08 PM | Link to this

DarkButy/Slim/Blue I’m spoiled now because we only live 8 miles apart from each other. Now it’ll be a commute from Conyers to Hampton. That equals a lot of late nights.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 02:10 PM | Link to this

SlimOne Are you serious? That’s some stalker/control behavior! What in the world! And he probably thought there was nothing wrong with doing that huh?

By Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty

October 5, 2006 02:11 PM | Link to this

Slim/4th/Blue No, the commute is NOT fun but what do you do? It’s hard enough to find people you’re compatible with so I can’t be adding extra layers to the rules….like gotta live 15mins. He has to stay in that area so it won’t EVER get any better if we end up together

Blue/Slim Does that make you mad when someone goes through your cell phone call history? Or do you just answer their questions like it’s no big deal?

By Jake

October 5, 2006 02:12 PM | Link to this

@singlemom

I love to cook, I only like to go out for dinner once in a while. I am a fabulous cook, and would rather be in my own kitchen, then sitting in a restaurant where the food is not nearly as good as what I can whip up.

Now getting out black suit and O.J. gloves, the ones that don’t fit in case I drop one. SOUNDS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE…must see for self….You are now officially on My GOT TO FIND HER LIST!!! Wink Wink my Azz..Where are you…LOL,LOL

(DISCLAIMER: No need to call 911, just joking)

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 02:13 PM | Link to this

ImA HECK YES!!!! I work off Windy Hill & Powers Ferry and live off Austell Rd! Give me all the info girl!

By MusingLee

October 5, 2006 02:13 PM | Link to this

Hey Page

Said while handing over warm cup of tea

By Page1908

October 5, 2006 02:20 PM | Link to this

Thanks Musing for the tea, although this morning I had a yummilicious peach smoothie with 2 shots of wheatgrass on the side! LOL

By Foots

October 5, 2006 02:22 PM | Link to this

Peach I need all the info too girl! Marietta in da house!! winks at BK

By SlimOne

October 5, 2006 02:23 PM | Link to this

4th/Dimples/Blue He only did it because of an incident where I wasn’t at home, I wasn’t answering my phone, and never came home until the next day. So he freaked out because he’s done that to me before when we used to live together so i guess he figured I was up to no good. I wouldn’t answer him, I’d just be like, why are you looking up my phone history. We were really going through during that time. He got a taste of his own medicine. He didn’t think it was okay and neither did I.

It is difficult to find folks you blend with. I was close to giving up. It’s just so frustrating dealing with all these liars out there. I want quality not quantity.

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 02:24 PM | Link to this

DarkButy On/Off babe never admitted to anything like that and I never asked her. She just wasn’t the jealous type (Gemini), but it sure was coincidental. Now this ex as of late (Taurus), she did that shyt and I threatened to call the Boys in Blue… ain’t had no problems since.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this

Dark I hear ya girl. Cause we used to hike from Cobb to Gwinnett to see eachother (outside of church and stuff like that) and just had to do what we had to do because we love eachother. But ohhhh, what a joy when I found out he was moving to Cobb. Woo hoo!!!!! Used to have to pack a lunch and make sure you got plenty of gas in the car!

But yeah, that would be funny asking some new guy, “uh, so what is the travel radius from your house to mine? Nawwww dude, sorry. That’s too far. Can’t date you!

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 02:27 PM | Link to this

DarkButy To finish that last statement - I ain’t the type to be doing no bunch of explaining or asking a bunch of questions anyway, so you better respect me and not be rummaging through my stuff. Otherwise… I have to sever ties.

By singlemom

October 5, 2006 02:30 PM | Link to this

Jake And not only can I cook, I don’t mind if my hair gets messy.
Definately NOT high maintenance….

By Hot Sauce

October 5, 2006 02:31 PM | Link to this

Hey Musing there is no fun being in a class on a thursday; i have to totally and almost 100 percent be on the men side today. i can honestly say i won’t never, ever keep a man waiting on purpose, hell if you know what time he’s coming start getting ready early if you’re slow.

What’s up Storm i’m too glad to be back at my desk, hello SJ i spoke earlier when i was whispering you trynna act funny!!!

By NCgirlfromATL

October 5, 2006 02:32 PM | Link to this

Darkbuty/Slim/BK that whole, I’m gonna use your password thing is ummm…ILLEGAL! Now, Dark I imagine there is some FCC rule ole boy was violating printing off your bill for non-work purposes, but I couldn’t point to it. But, HELLO people! You can’t read your SO’s emails, you can’t listen to their voicemail messages or intercept their chat logs. Federal crime…go to jail and pay a bunch of money crime.

4th gurl, you making me misty-eyed for my hometown! Windy Hill & Powers Ferry…the home of Fuddruckers, the Marriot, Fridays and a club that I think Evander Holyfield (or maybe it was Dominque Wilkins) used to own. Ahhh, those were the dayz! lol! If I could just get rid of a few of these crazy clients, I would be able to take a weekend and jet down to the ATL.

By Storm

October 5, 2006 02:33 PM | Link to this

4th, peach, foots, dats MY hood! I’m off east/west connector! Small world, ya know.

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 02:37 PM | Link to this

Slim It is difficult to find folks you blend with. I was close to giving up. It’s just so frustrating dealing with all these liars out there.

Confession: Since, I had a soft spot for On/Off Babe, if she called me or I called her and we weren’t doing anything we’d get back together. The problem is that two self-spoiled hard-heads can only get along for 4-5 months before they need a 30-day cooling off period. LOL

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 02:38 PM | Link to this

4TH & Foots <—- that should be the name of a store But anyway, now, i’ve never been to the spot off Windy Hill so… I don’t want yall comin’ in here screaming on me if it doesn’t look good, but my coworker likes it and her hair looks nice! The ladys name is Elcee & the shop stays open until 7pm M-F and until 730pm on Saturdays. No Sundays like the one I go to.

By abc

October 5, 2006 02:39 PM | Link to this

singlemom’s hair gets messy while cooking?

Ain’t nothin wrong with hair mussed a bit.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 02:40 PM | Link to this

NC/Storm/and the rest of y’all Cobbites HOODY HOO!! East/West Connector & Austell Rd is the joint man! I have to go to WalMart Supercenter at least twice a week to get my fix and I KNOW I got stock in Burlington Coat Factory. Yes Lord!!! (better slow you tail down when driving E/W Connector though!! They be LURKING!!) And I DON’T have to get on the expressway to get to work! Yesssss!!!!! But our Corp Hdqtrs bout to move to D’town in April. But it still won’t be too bad. I had a meeting at 8am (my normal workday start) at our new headqtrs. Left home at 7:10 and still got there by 7:50 on 20. So I’m a happy camper and still will be.

By SeanJohnson

October 5, 2006 02:41 PM | Link to this

@ HotSauce…lol..i didnt see where u spoke…how was class??? learned any new moves?

By Storm

October 5, 2006 02:41 PM | Link to this

Hey Hot Sauce! Just getting back from my lunch massage, myself. Did you see Musing’s arrival. Hey,Musing! Me and Hot Sauce need a ride! LOL

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 02:42 PM | Link to this

Storm dats MY hood! I’m off east/west connector! Small world, ya know.

Sho is. Was rolling with this slim off the connector and she turns on Floyd… and I’m like HELLLL NAAAAAHHHH. I was glad she ain’t turn up in On/Off’s sub.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 02:44 PM | Link to this

Oh, and one more thing If you Cobbites or anybody else for that matter, interested in trying a different spot for dinner, YOU GOTTA TRY SAL GROSSO on Powers Ferry. In between Houstons & Famous Daves. MAN!!! It’s a brazilian restaurant. Pricy but if you can go for lunch, it will be worth it!!! (plus we get a corporate discount!) Lunch specials run like $14 for the buffet which is enough for me because they have a NICE variety, and then it goes up when you add special meats to your meal outside of the salad bar/buffet. They will keep serving you when you keep your card turned on green. It’s the bomb!

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 02:44 PM | Link to this

Sorry Storm Im from DECATUR, but i’m in the Sandy Springs/Dunwoody area now. (boooooo @ Sandy Springs police)

By SlimOne

October 5, 2006 02:45 PM | Link to this

*Blue_Kolla * Are you and her the reincarnate of me and my on/off? only get along for 4-5 months before they need a 30-day cooling off period. We are on right now but it’s like those old school jack in the boxes…you just wind and wind and wind until BOOM! it’s back off again.

By abc

October 5, 2006 02:45 PM | Link to this

…curiously enough, I’m in the Windy Hill/Pwrs Ferry area too.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 02:46 PM | Link to this

4th & Foots Yeah, that’s cute! I might give ‘em a try and I’ll take your disclaimer. What kinda hair your co-worker got though? Man, I can hit them up after work!

By Sexione

October 5, 2006 02:51 PM | Link to this

Ok, ladies, am I missing something? If you’re taking your own products, and all they do is wash, set, and blow out the roots (which I don’t see the need for if you’re setting, plus I hate blow drying my hair), what’s the point? I wash, set, and wrap my own hair in record time (b/c I’ve done it for so long), and it is midways my back. Why do I need to pay them $25? What am I missing (other than the fact that you’re not doing the work yourself)?

By Sexione

October 5, 2006 02:51 PM | Link to this

Ok, ladies, am I missing something? If you’re taking your own products, and all they do is wash, set, and blow out the roots (which I don’t see the need for if you’re setting, plus I hate blow drying my hair), what’s the point? I wash, set, and wrap my own hair in record time (b/c I’ve done it for so long), and it is midways my back. Why do I need to pay them $25? What am I missing (other than the fact that you’re not doing the work yourself)?

By Peachezz

October 5, 2006 02:51 PM | Link to this

Hello, i hope you all are having a nice thursday, Musing i’m so glad you showed up, if you’re not going to open your personal GoodDBooth today i’ll be sure to open my personal GoodHBooth just 4 U!

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 02:52 PM | Link to this

abc Oh yeah? Work or live?

By Storm

October 5, 2006 02:52 PM | Link to this

Sorry bout that peach. I misunderstood.

4TLH, I feel you. I don’t get on the expressway either and I work in Buckhead. If I leave at my proper window for travel, it’s about 50 minutes and it’s a lovely drive past the govenors mansion. I LIVE in that Walmart, girl! LOL

By singlemom

October 5, 2006 02:53 PM | Link to this

It all heats up in the kitchen.

By MusingLee

October 5, 2006 02:54 PM | Link to this

Hey Storm, what’s happ’nen’nan Sauces & T!!!

Waving @ QC.

By Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty

October 5, 2006 02:56 PM | Link to this

NC You can’t read your SO’s emails, you can’t listen to their voicemail messages or intercept their chat logs. Federal crime…go to jail and pay a bunch of money crime. That’s good info!!

4th I’m right in your neck of the woods… And I have been to Sal Grosso…cheaper than FOGO de Chao in buckhead

By abc

October 5, 2006 02:56 PM | Link to this

4th, work… live in the northern ‘burbs.

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 02:58 PM | Link to this

LongHaul (better slow you tail down when driving E/W Connector though!!

And that’s why I can’t move to Cobb. Coppers are always on their job. But to their credit, I don’t see them discriminating - I’ve seen them pulling everybody over, man… woman… black… white… young… and old.

Slim We’re OFF and gon’ stay off ‘cause we’re really PO’d this time, but she betta call me for my birthday… I KNOW DAT!! LOL

By Jake

October 5, 2006 02:58 PM | Link to this

@singlemom And not only can I cook, I don’t mind if my hair gets messy. Definately NOT high maintenance….

Music now slowin down like when Nia Long was runnin on “Friday”…. Blog water now splashed on Face…Nothing is ever as Good as it is in the Movies

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 02:59 PM | Link to this

Storm Alright then. OK, we need to wear a flower next time we in there or something! Just in case we run into eachother so we can identify!! hahaha!

Ok, but why it be crowded and slow even at 1/2am? You think you be smart by going real late/early. NOT! It be on an popping at any given time of the day! I HATE when I really need to run in and out around 10/11. Girl please. It’s like it’s against the law for more than three cashiers to be on the registers at one time!!!!! And the darn self-serve thingies be off by that time! Dang!

By Hot Sauce

October 5, 2006 03:01 PM | Link to this

Storm yes girl i see Musing tried to come in quitely but it did’nt work, SJ i did’nt learn any new moves sweetie, i already know them i just need to use em so are you volunteering? class was aight

BK my sister is not that far from the east/west connector

By MusingLee

October 5, 2006 03:01 PM | Link to this

Grabbing foldout chair, sack of chocolate almonds, and a portable TV…Sitting out front of the “Good H Booth” waiting in line as if the new playstation 3 had just arrived

By Tiff

October 5, 2006 03:02 PM | Link to this

Hello Everyone..I’m amazed at how how many Cobbites there are on this blog. @4th and Storm I’m off the E/W as well. Its a small world after all (smile)

By abc

October 5, 2006 03:04 PM | Link to this

singlemom runs a frisky kitchen!

By Foots

October 5, 2006 03:05 PM | Link to this

Sexione Sometimes it’s all in the dryer. I can use the same exact products that my stylist uses, roll with the same rollers, and sit under the dryer but it looks completely different. Shoot, I love the way that my old stylist used the CHI iron so much that sometimes I’d wash it myself, dry it, then let her style it for me. $25, that’s a steal for those services!

By Hot Sauce

October 5, 2006 03:06 PM | Link to this

Storm yes girl i see Musing tried to come in quitely but it did’nt work, SJ i did’nt learn any new moves sweetie, i already know them i just need to use em so are you volunteering? class was aight

BK my sister is not that far from the east/west connector

By SlimOne

October 5, 2006 03:07 PM | Link to this

Blue_Kolla people looking at me like i’m crazy laughing at you. So when is the big day?

By QC

October 5, 2006 03:08 PM | Link to this

Hey Musing

By Foots

October 5, 2006 03:10 PM | Link to this

Sal Grosso is really nice, much closer and cheaper than Fogo de Chao. And that Wal-Mart….let’s just say that I’m glad they opened the new one on Cobb Pkwy. Austell Wal-Mart is crazy in there.

And yeah, Cobb don’t play. My ex got pulled over leaving my neighborhood cause he was driving too slow!! When they couldn’t find that Brian Nicholls dude, I felt safe to go home. I was like, “They might not know where he is, but I know where he AIN’T! And that’s Cobb County!!” LOL!!!!

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 03:10 PM | Link to this

abc I see you the type that gotta be asked 50 questions to get answers out of you. You only answer what you’re asked, huh? Nothing more. Goodnesss! I’m trying to see where you are!

Blue Man, I KNOW that’s right. I think there’s a cop car to ever 10 civilian car in Cobb! Always out somewhere! And if it ain’t Cobb Cty, it’s the city cops too! Guess they ain’t got nothing else to do but patrol the streets. Guess those who ain’t breaking the law should be grateful, huh? Man, I know I’ve gotten my share of calls from my SO after him being pulled over. I think they had a picture of his car in their cop cars to always pull him over or something! And they never can pull somebody over just one at a time. You ALWAYS see two or more cars harassing somebody at a time!

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 03:10 PM | Link to this

LMAO!!! @ 4th “what kind of hair your co-worker got”. Lol…. her hair is kind of thick, just a little below her shoulders. Not nappy, not ‘hawaiian silky’… regular I guess :)

Sexi… um… yea… $25 so you don’t have to do it yourself! Thats why most ppl pay for services, so you dont have to do it. I don’t bring my own shampoo, but evenstill… its just something they do to your hair that makes is so silky, and movey (what???), and it stays that way much longer than any other time i’ve ever gotten my hair done. Blowing out the roots after setting is what allows your hair to move & tame the newgrowth. And, it reduces my need for a touch up. I use to need a touch up somewhere between a month & 1/2 and two months. Im going on about 2 1/2 months now and my hair looks like I just got a perm.

By JustMe @ a remote location

October 5, 2006 03:11 PM | Link to this

Yall off the chain this afternoon!

What happened to the tips and techniques from this morning?

It looks like I’m the only one repin’ for the Southside.

Musing You are so crazy! You need a mini grill and a cooler so you can tailgate at the Good-h Booth - LOL

By QC

October 5, 2006 03:13 PM | Link to this

Hey Tiff hope you’re having a good one

By Sexione

October 5, 2006 03:15 PM | Link to this

Small world, it is!!!!

Hello neighbors, I work on Paces Ferry, and am often on Windy Hill/Powers Ferry for lunch. I live in Union City, though. AND, I’m a native, a rare breed these days!!!

By singlemom

October 5, 2006 03:15 PM | Link to this

abc abso-freakin-lutely.

By Cee

October 5, 2006 03:15 PM | Link to this

@ 4 east/west connector? this is a small world….You never lied about Sal Grasso.

Hello to all my fellow Cobbites bloggers!

By runninatl

October 5, 2006 03:19 PM | Link to this

Blue I’m pulling your card, your 1:43 post is from NWA’s album back in the day. Had to get ya on that one….LMAO.

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 03:20 PM | Link to this

YOu better tell her Foots!

By Sweet Tea

October 5, 2006 03:22 PM | Link to this

Musing get yo azz away from that dayum GoodHBooth! I’mma about to come up there and shoot dem almonds and yo ballz at the same time! Hellis wrong with you, all up in the “goody line” but you can’t come to the Dec to see us!!!!!

Note to self:after shooting Musing, once he faints from going into shock; put him in the trunk of DCP car #4 with “ballz hanging out”

You know i’m just playing with you MUSING how are you????

By Cee

October 5, 2006 03:23 PM | Link to this

@ 4 have you been to Padriacs restaurant yet? If so, what would you rate it?

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 03:23 PM | Link to this

lol @ everybody saying its a small world… this is the accessatlanta blog, hosted by the AtlantaJournal.

By DuShawn

October 5, 2006 03:23 PM | Link to this

Runnin Blues quote is from Rudy Ray Moore.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 03:24 PM | Link to this

ImaPeach Girl, I need to know! Shoot! I got a nice grade of hair and don’t want nobody jacking my junk up!!! LOL! And I’m sorry, had to laugh at your response to Sexi. Right! That’s why you’re paying money…for someone else to do it. I do my own hair most of the time but I certainly wouldn’t mind only spending $25 to let somebody else do it. My girl used to do my hair for that much in her kitchen but she got shady on me. Man…I need to make amends with her….. She nursed my hair back to health after some jealous heifers -aka- friends messed my hair up with a color and cut. NEVER AGAIN! She got my hair hooked on JustForMe perms!!! Yeah! And I got thick/long hair and that stuff lay my junk out! I thought since it was a kiddie perm, it wouldn’t do what it did but shoot, after she used it, that’s all i’ve used in the past three years. I’m like you, can normally go two months without a relaxer but shoot, if they can extend it even longer…I’ll take it!!!

By singlemom

October 5, 2006 03:25 PM | Link to this

Mall of Georgia area anyone?

By Jake

October 5, 2006 03:25 PM | Link to this

Speaking of the cops out in Cobb. Came out to visit one evening, City of Smyrna Cop wrote my Azz a ticket, I didn’t even know they existed…I stay in Gwinnett they wait for you to do something, but hell, we got the Big Brother sending you tickets in the mail when the camera catch ya.

By Foots

October 5, 2006 03:27 PM | Link to this

Peach404 I don’t mind driving to check out a good stylist. I might go to Lilly’s first, since you can give a first-hand referral.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 03:27 PM | Link to this

Cee Never heard of that. What kind of food and where?

By Storm

October 5, 2006 03:28 PM | Link to this

Sexione, you aint lyin! I’m a Georgia born and raised peach and we are a rare breed.

By abc

October 5, 2006 03:28 PM | Link to this

4th, in Wildwood, the black glass building.

By Peachezz

October 5, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this

Musing, come on in & get undress go in back and put that black cotton robe on. Lay on the table and after you put the cuffs on your ankles and wrists, slide the black blind fold over your eyes and relax and enjoy the ride

Don’t forget to use wooden spoon, peanut oil, chicken feathers, ballz squeezers & honey on his stick, pull out my “Ohio Player’s” album and play “Honey”

By JustMe @ a remote location

October 5, 2006 03:30 PM | Link to this

DuShawn whachoo know about Dolemite!?!?!

By Jake

October 5, 2006 03:30 PM | Link to this

Dushawn/Runnin

Blue’s quote is Rudy Ray Moore. Dr. Dre’s Chronic Album.

By MusingLee

October 5, 2006 03:30 PM | Link to this

Awaking in car truck with ballz hanging out…tucking ballz back in and doing a Cool Moe Dee karate chop on the trunk body and diving out of the back and rolling to a stop…now running zig zag like through traffic, wearing only fruit of the looms, blue flip flops w/white socks, and holding a bag of busted almonds

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

abc I work in Wildwood. 2500 building. My company developed and constructed the whole Wildwood complex. REAL small world.

By singlemom

October 5, 2006 03:33 PM | Link to this

I take my daughter to a lady at a shop inside the Kroger in Suwannee. She is the best at straighening her hair. Although, very expensive - I pay $150 for my baby, but she has VERY thick, VERY curly hair. Maybe I should try JustForMe. We used that when she was younger, and it worked out good. But this lady, it stays straight for almost 6 months. Of course we have to blow out the roots every week or so.

By Foots

October 5, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this

Peachezz Don’t get the men started on that bondage thing! Learned my lesson a few days ago about that… LOL!!!

Peach404 Do you get your relaxers there also? What kind do they use? And how much they charge?

By MusingLee

October 5, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this

Peachezz WTH…LOL…“ballz squeezer”…I don’t think so…the only thing squeez’in the ballz is a cupped hand….and you betta hold them like they stress relievers…LOL

By singlemom

October 5, 2006 03:36 PM | Link to this

I thought I was the only one from gwinnett on here. No tickets for me thank you.!!!

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 03:37 PM | Link to this

Well 4th I can’t wait for you to go!! I’m sure you will like it. The shop I go to… most of the girls there getting their hair done had really pretty, long, nice grades of hair. I have hair like a regular black girl. Not silky, not nappy, just regular. My hair can’t take too much humidity but fairs nicely in the fall & winter. The lady who did my hair worked it out! Had my ish all soft and whatnot. I’m hooked on the Dominicans… I’ll probably go to my regular stylist for a touch up tho (I’m not that convinced yet!)

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 03:38 PM | Link to this

Jake NUCKA WHAT YOU SAY!!! Man, last year around April, I gets this letter in the mail from City of Marietta or Cobb Cty and I’m like what’s this? Open that jive up and it got three pictures of the back of my truck going thru the intersection of Windy Hill & Cobb Pkwy! WTF!!!!! $84 ticket! THEN a week later, I GOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!! Ain’t no way you can dispute that mess. Shoot, now, when I THINK the light bout to turn yellow, my butt slams on breaks. Just gonna have to rear-end me suckas cause I ain’t getting another photo-ticket!!!! Have your butt sitting there trying to figure out, when in the heck was I at that intersection? Because at the time, I wasn’t working out there! Then I remembered I was out there dropping off some tickets to friends. DANG!

But I got their azzes back though! Bought a new truck last June and was running late two days in a row and BLEW through that yellow/red light……couldn’t get me cause I had dealer drive-out. HAAA!!! nah nah nah nah nah!!!! (simple pleasures…)

By Princess

October 5, 2006 03:38 PM | Link to this

I just want to know who the following Prince Charming is! I have done the things his lists in his blog and it has only back fired. This is truly a REAL man. Who ever is with him or gets to be with him better really know what they have! By Prince Charming

By Prince Charming

October 5, 2006 09:32 AM | Link to this

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 03:40 PM | Link to this

DuShawn See I was ‘bout to tell my boy Runnin to stop SIGNIFYIN’. Wayyyy down… in the jun-gol deep. LMAO

Slim She got time. I’m a Christmas baby. LOL

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 03:41 PM | Link to this

Musing Man, you just straight ignant!!!! hahahahaha!!!! Stress relievers…hahahahaha!!!!

I’ll do my own relaxer. But Imma have to give these Dominicans a shout in the next week or two and see if they bout it!

By abc

October 5, 2006 03:42 PM | Link to this

Yeah 4th, very small world!

singlemom, I’ve lived ‘round here for almost 15 years and I don’t even know where the Mall of Georgia is!

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 03:42 PM | Link to this

Sweat Tea Note to self:after shooting Musing, once he faints from going into shock; put him in the trunk of DCP car #4 with “ballz hanging out”

You know I almost had to grab and secure my own nutz after reading that right?!

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this

Speaking of work… does anyone work on Ponce near the City Hall East building? I think I remember musing saying he works near there. Anyway there is a Dunkin Doughnuts right across the street. Well I go there sometimes to get coffee. I passed by this morning (didn’t stop) and there are always day laborers standing out there waiting for work.

So this morning two of them were out there beating each others azzes with wooden boards. It was the craziest thing they were strait up fighting. I wanted to pull over so bad and watch the whole thing but I figured that was kind of ignorant. No one would even break them up since they had those stick in their hands. It was funny but messed up.

I was like what in the heck are they mad about this early in the morning?

By Peachezz

October 5, 2006 03:45 PM | Link to this

ok Foots

Musing, aight i won’t use the ballz squeezer how the “ballz cruncher”???

By Tiff

October 5, 2006 03:45 PM | Link to this

HEY QC I’m doing ok. Thanks for asking. I’m holding my head up and holding on :-)

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 03:46 PM | Link to this

Foots my advice is to go and sit there for about 10/15 minutes and see whos hair looks good, then go to that stylest. otherwise, they will just give you the first available person. I find the younger girls do hair better than the older laides. Or, you can go to the lady who did my hair… her name is Wendy. I highly recommend her. Let me know how it goes :)

By SeanJohnson

October 5, 2006 03:47 PM | Link to this

@ Musing…Peachezz must be a “Vice” cop..lol

@ HotSauce…is volunteering considered community service?

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 03:48 PM | Link to this

LongHaul …two days in a row and BLEW through that yellow/red light……couldn’t get me cause I had dealer drive-out. HAAA!!!

You stoopid… We love some get-back though, don’t we?! LMAO

By Cee

October 5, 2006 03:49 PM | Link to this

@ 4th here’s the link http://www.padriacs.com/

By Sweet Tea

October 5, 2006 03:50 PM | Link to this

Blue-k i’m glad i put a smile on your face

By runninatl

October 5, 2006 03:51 PM | Link to this

Aiight DuShawn, Jake, & Blue I won’t try and call anyone else out until I have all of my facts straight. Naahhhhhh, who am I kidding….lol.

By Jake

October 5, 2006 03:51 PM | Link to this

4th Jimmy and Singleton, 92 bucks. The pictures are so clear, its like my Truck was at photo shoot. Had my joint at three angles, TAG displayed proudly on all. At least with a real copper he might not show for court, with these there is no beatin it.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 03:52 PM | Link to this

Lah Lah Man, that is funny as hayo! I would’ve pulled over down the street, still in viewing distance and watched that. What in the world! And you dumb, talking about what are they that mad at that early in the morning. LOL!!

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 03:53 PM | Link to this

LahLah So this morning two of them were out there beating each others azzes with wooden boards.

You should’ve whipped out the phonec-cam and video’ed that joint. LOL

By singlemom

October 5, 2006 03:54 PM | Link to this

abc - Buford baby. Just off I-85 after the I-985 split. Can’t miss it, it’s a city unto itself. Ga Highway 20, Buford.

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 03:55 PM | Link to this

4TH & Jake those tickets in the mail are hilarious to me! I’m checking my mail b/c im expecting one… A comedian said that when they mail you the picture of you going through the light you should send them a picture of the check you wrote.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 03:57 PM | Link to this

Cee Thanks for the link. Cumberland Pkwy huh…I took a quick glance at their lunch menu. Cajun shrimp and Hot Mama shrimp? Those sounded good! Gonna have to check ‘em out!

By Hot Sauce

October 5, 2006 03:58 PM | Link to this

SJ YES YES YES it would 4 U ;)

By Bre'

October 5, 2006 04:00 PM | Link to this

Ironic or Not I went downstairs to the newstand…on the front of MariaClaire is an article tilted Morning After Hair. I had to LOL on that one.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 04:01 PM | Link to this

Jake Man, Gwinnett & Cobb must use the same system because that was the exact layout of my picture-ticket. I was like dang, if they would’ve gotten more closer, you probably could see what radio station I was listening to! Dang! Then they have the nerve under each picture to have stuff like, Light Red .8 seconds and crap like that! Dang! OK, you win! I’ll just pay the darn ticket. I was so mad! And like i said, they got me two weeks in a darn row. Just when I thought I was over receiving the 1st ticket, then the second one came. My crazy butt thinking, hmmm, this must be just a reprint of the first one….What the….DANG! @#$%^&! They azzes got me twice!!! !@#$%^&!!!!*

By Zeta Queen

October 5, 2006 04:01 PM | Link to this

I am in tears over here you all are so funny with these skits. Musing you have got to one funny guy in person, and i’ve noticed you always go into character with the others after 3pm almost everyday. I’ve been lurking for a while and i know my coworkers think i’m crazy for laughing so loud. And abc why did you stop with your moma jokes?

By Deep Dimples AKA Darkbuty

October 5, 2006 04:03 PM | Link to this

Cee I’m going to have to try that place out

By Storm

October 5, 2006 04:04 PM | Link to this

Cee, 4, I just checked out Padriacs on Saturday. Not a bad spot. Open late, too. Til 3am on Saturday. Highly recommend spinach, crab, artichoke dip. YUM!

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 04:05 PM | Link to this

Hotsauce I can’t help but ask, what is it about Sean that just gets you so hot in the pants????

Inquiring minds want to know.

By MusingLee

October 5, 2006 04:05 PM | Link to this

LahLah That’s where I am….I would have paid good coupons to see that fight…LOL

Announcer: In the red corner wearing one Fila shoe, a brown white Tee, and cargo pants…We have “Stinky Tooth” Willy….And in the blue corner wearing open toed Keds, a Charles Barkely Phoenix Suns Jersey, and silver track pants…TJ “Skid Mark” Thomas……FIGHT……DING, DING!!!!

Ok, I hope I don’t go to hellz for that

DING, DING

By abc

October 5, 2006 04:07 PM | Link to this

Now, what’s the Mall of Georgia got that would draw folks all the way from Atlanta? I’ve heard that it’s huge!

By aggressively witty

October 5, 2006 04:08 PM | Link to this

You red light runners need to quit yer crying. 80 Bucks for running a red light is CHEAP. I member I went to court for a speeding ticket and my joint was 420 but the dude that ran a red light was only 80 bucks. How is speeding on a highway more dangerous than running a red light? Thats some male bovine fecal matter

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 04:10 PM | Link to this

ImAPeach LOL!!!!!!! I think I heard that comedian say that. FUNNY! Then they’ll send you a picture of the inside of a jail cell or handcuffs! LOL!

What would be even more hilarious are those who don’t know anything about those “photo enforced” intersection and getting a little surprise in the mail. OR, even funnier, what if your man/woman was driving your car, going somewhere they had no business and you knew they wasn’t supposed to be in that area and then YOU get a ticket of them in your car. THAT would be freakin hilarious. Man Hey baby. Remember that last time you borrowed my car?

Girl Yeah baby, about a month ago. You so sweet for letting me use it that night to visit my sick grandmother. In fact, it was Sept. 3rd, around 7pm. Remember it like it was yesterday….

Man So what hospital was she at again?

Girl Dekalb Medical Center baby**

Man Oh yeah? So what way did you go to get to the hospital? Just curious?

Girl Sweetie, you know I left straight from Stone Mountain and went straight to N. Decatur Rd baby. She was so happy to see me.

Man Yeah, I bet. You were there for a good little while huh?

Girl Yeah, she just wanted me to sit there and brush her hair. I love my granny….

Then he pulls out envelope, KNOWING your ex lives about a block from the *photo enforced intersection in either Cobb or Gwinnett*

Man Hmmm, was she doing outpatient therapy at a satellite location or something?

Girl Baby, what you talking bout?

*Then he smacks her over the head with the phototicket and she sitting there looking stupid, talking bout it wasn’t her!!! hahaha!!!!!

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 04:10 PM | Link to this

4 you are off the chain today girl..

By Jake

October 5, 2006 04:11 PM | Link to this

@singlemom/abc

Not quite Buford…Centerville/78 area. ImAPeach404 I peeped your post earlier, raised in the Dec myself.

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 04:13 PM | Link to this

A comedian said that when they mail you the picture of you going through the light you should send them a picture of the check you wrote.

*…while at the crib chillin’ sippin’ on your Corona… and wearin’ a white tee… BAM. BAM. BAM…

SmartAzz: Yo… hollup… Who is it?!

Hot Sauce, Pepper Sauce, and Sweat Tea: Open up! We need to talk to you… about some speeding and that fancy camera of yours…

SmartAzz: Dayum… I knew I shouldn’t’ve listened to no joke-tellin’ fool on TV…

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 04:14 PM | Link to this

musing it was the funniest but most ignorant thing I’ve seen in a while. Then I guess they got tired of hitting each other with the sticks so they dropped them and started the fist fight. All the other day laborers were laughing and watching. I was mad when the light changed.

By Page1908

October 5, 2006 04:14 PM | Link to this

LOL OMGGGGGG Musing! Why dude gotta be wearin a throw-back Phoenix Suns Charles Barkley jersey! LOL now mean muggin again.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 04:14 PM | Link to this

agg LOL!

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 04:14 PM | Link to this

Oh hell Storm… is is safe to each spinich again?????????

By MusingLee

October 5, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

LahLah I don’t know why that place has day laborers out there like that…If I decide to drive down there for lunch or sumthing, I dayum near hit a bum-guy er’time! Hellz, the APD office is right across the street…If only they would look out the window.

By Hot Sauce

October 5, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

LahLah Well, when blogging a while ago we exchanged a few comments and a few flirts slipped in, i caught onto them right away and i’m just curious and wanna get to know him off da blog. I really think he’s a cool guy and i’m just interested in getting to know him and well, you know seeing what’s up. All the while we’re passing comments i’ve got this visual of him in my mind, hope i answered your question

Note to self be sure to pull all DCP ticktes in the name of LahLah, cause she gets “da hook up” for keeping it real

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 04:19 PM | Link to this

ImAPeach Girl, I was thinking the same thing, looking sideways at Storm about that Spinach…… Man, the spinach cheese dip from Houstons….OOOO!!!!

By Storm

October 5, 2006 04:20 PM | Link to this

Well, peach, I did live to tell, so I guess it’s safe to eat! LOL

Yall be easy, I’m out!

By Pepper Sauce aka 1 of Dem Sauces

October 5, 2006 04:20 PM | Link to this

What’s up Brother BlueK

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 04:23 PM | Link to this

LahLah Hotsauce I can’t help but ask, what is it about Sean that just gets you so hot in the pants????

Fillin’ in for Kym today ha?! LOL

Kym Report to the blog.

SeanJ I see you got fans. LMAO

By Pepper Sauce aka 1 of Dem Sauces

October 5, 2006 04:23 PM | Link to this

Musing Those officer’s at that location are probably at Kroger getting some muffins & bagels or might even be up on the Boulevard counting the “white t’s”

By Jake

October 5, 2006 04:24 PM | Link to this

@agg witty

Out of nowhere you came with the *shut-up about them lil azz tickets..$420.. I’d be p** and lookin to get lifted after that to…I ain’t mad atcha, but for the question.

How is speeding on a highway more dangerous than running a red light?

Run red light at 35mph, bang..bang (whiplash): assuming you had to be reckless and whatever else( multi-car piled up, highway shut down for 4 hours…jaws of life needed to get you out of car) See The Difference

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 04:25 PM | Link to this

Well put it on out there then Hot!

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 04:25 PM | Link to this

Cee OH GOD GIRL, I just went back to the menu and scrolled down. They got Jambalaya Pasta!!!!!! YUM!!!!!! Ever had it? Is it as good as Cheesecake Factory’s? OK, I’m making a date night to take SO here this weekend…..

By Foots

October 5, 2006 04:27 PM | Link to this

4theLongHaul You just brought back memories of how my mama used to catch me lying about where I been:

MamaFoots Hey there! You’re back and you made curfew. That’s good.

TeenFoots Yeah, thanks for letting me go out, I had fun. We watched movies.

MamaFoots You did? That’s good. Did your friends have fun too?

TeenFoots Yeah, they did. They liked the movies too.

MamaFoots Well, how do you know? They said you weren’t there when I called.

TeenFoots (immediately goes on mute for the rest of the evening to avoid further incrimination and braces for the slapdown)

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 04:28 PM | Link to this

LongHaul Lay off the skits slim… you got the back of my hear hurting. LMAO.

But yoll will stick to a lie to the very end, even after being given many chances to come clean. LOL

By ImAPeach404

October 5, 2006 04:29 PM | Link to this

4th please tell me you’re a writer or something! I usually think those skits are dopey, but yours was hilarious!!! The detail, lol!!!

You got some good tips today too 4th… after you go to the Dominicans to get your hair done, you can go to dinner at that new restaurant!

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 04:30 PM | Link to this

Blue well I saw she didn’t answer Kym yesterday. I was just as curious.

Hotsauce that would be appreciated since I got a $100 parking ticket for parking in a fire lane, but I was still in the dayum car!!!!!!!!! My mom works for DCP too but she be acting all christian like talking bout it’s wrong to make my parking ticket go away.

But alright thanks for explaining about Sean good luck with that girl. Ask him to send you a picture or something. He sounds like he could be a decent fella. You betta get him before someone else beats you to it.

By SeanJohnson

October 5, 2006 04:34 PM | Link to this

@ BK…nah bruh…everybody is just trying to make the day go fast..i think…

By Jake

October 5, 2006 04:34 PM | Link to this

BK 4:13 post

Man you is crazy shyt for that one. I glad I’m in a small office, outbursts are kinda common around here.

@Blog Be cool folks. Get@ya’ll 2morrow

By Cee

October 5, 2006 04:36 PM | Link to this

@ Storm thanks, I’ll check it out sometime in the near future. Good looking out.

If you want some good margarita’s visit Mexico Lindo on S.Cobb.

4th, Storm, Deep Dimples (Darkbuty) and All have a good evening.

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 04:38 PM | Link to this

What up Sauces… glad to know that yoll are up and at ‘em, keeping the streets of Dekalb safe for a brutha. Makes me feel good about the way my tax-dollas are getting spent.

By Pepper Sauce aka 1 of Dem Sauces

October 5, 2006 04:40 PM | Link to this

Lah Being that you were in the fire period, they could’ve given you a warning instead of a ticket

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 04:47 PM | Link to this

pepper I know I was like ok, I’ll move and he was like nah too late now.

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 04:47 PM | Link to this

Yoll be cool… I gotta go and deal with LahLah and 404’s cousins from Decatur on the dayum train… tryin’ to sell me M&M’s and CD’s.

By 4theLongHaul

October 5, 2006 04:48 PM | Link to this

Man, I’m over here in tears laughing at myself. Just got a very active imagination. That’s all and YES Blue We will stick to it t’il death!!!

Foots, actually, that convo you posted reminds me of my LAST whooping (as well as your comment Blue.) Man, my mama bought this sweater vest thing. Had about three in three different color combos and she specifically told me I could NOT wear them!!! (guess she saw me eyeballing them)

Anyway, I snuck and wore one to school one day. As luck would have it, coming into our apartment complex, my cousins rode by and saw me and spoke. No biggie. Well about two days later:

Mom Remember those sweaters I told you you couldn’t wear?

Me Yes ma’am.

Mom Uh, did you WEAR the black and white one?

Me Oh no ma’am!!!! Actually, I put it on but before I walked out the door, I remember you told me I couldn’t wear it. So I took it off and put it back in your drawer.

Mom Really? Well I was talking to your cousin today and she mentioned how cute you looked the other day in your black and white sweater, etc.

Me Nuh uh! I had on a black jacket! Not a black and white sweater mama, I swear!

Mom OK baby. Just thought I’d ask. I didnt’ think you would disobey me…

Me Of course not mama.

So then she dismisses me and I go to my next door neighbor’s house to chill with my girl. MAN!!! About an hour later, my mom calls me next door and says:

Mom Baby, so what top did you have on again?

Me Umm, I told you I had on a black jacket.

Mom Yeah? But you don’t have a black jacket.

Me Umm, I borrowed Angie’s (neighbor) jacket.

Mom Oh yeah, come and bring it to me……. (awkward pause) So now I’m like, “umm Angie, would you happen to have a black jacket? [Angie: no but my mom does]. So we go pilfering through her mom’s closet and pull out this “Member’s Only” looking jacket. Now mind you, she is a HEAVY smoker!!! So smoke allll in the jacket. So now, I KNOW I gotta go home and get a beatdown for carrying on this lie for this long.

So I get in the house and she asks me ONE MORE TIME. THEN she commences to describe the sweater my cousin says she saw me wearing….

I GOT THE BEAT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She said she wouldn’t have been really mad if I had told her the truth but the fact I carried this crap to the INTH degree!!!!!

By Blue_Kolla

October 5, 2006 04:51 PM | Link to this

Lah Being that you were in the fire period, they could’ve given you a warning instead of a ticket

I want to know about that tomorrow.

By Lah Lah

October 5, 2006 04:53 PM | Link to this

4th you crazy!

Night yall