By early riser

June 21, 2007 8:15 AM | Link to this

Good morning. I see MLB and WLB in the comments for this column every morning yet have no idea what the mean. Please help.

By Jokester

June 21, 2007 8:23 AM | Link to this

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

He spends the night with her but before he leaves, He tells her that he does not have any cash with him, But he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, Calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam: :

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; and 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, That there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large

Upon receipt of the note,

The girl immediately returned the check for $250

With the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, If you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, But if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, Please don’t blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to Contact your present landlady

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 8:35 AM | Link to this

La,la,laaaaa I lost some money yesterday at work and pretty much thought I wouldn’t see it again. I get to work and something tells me to check where I parked yesterday. It was still there blown all over the parking lot but all was accounted for!!!!!!

On-Topic Well when i’m home alone I like to dance around (sometimes naked). I’ll imagine that I’m dancing for someone else though. On rare occassions, I like to do nothing more than lay up on the couch watching tv all day, and only get up to either eat, use the bathroom, or bathe. Sometimes I just don’t want to be bothered nor do i want anyone asking me if i’m okay. Yes i’m okay now leave me alone.

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 8:44 AM | Link to this

Morning Good People…

Sexione guess what lil lady recieved her first full head of corn rows!!! What a mommie moment but you know I did not do it…Gots to learn hjow to braid but at the end she brought a bow to me to put in her head!!! She is growing away!

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 8:54 AM | Link to this

Yeah I do have several things I like to do just because I live alone and love it…When I walk drop the bag and it can sit there til I get it up…Sit in hot water maybe three to four times from getting home to going asleep…Hot water soothes my soul, of course walk around in the shorts I would never wear in public, listen to what I want watch what I want and so on…Not clean up ntil I feel like it and everything in between…I am loving it…But the thing is will I become to set in my ways to become accomadating if and when someone enters my life…Time will tell that!

By MusingLee

June 21, 2007 8:59 AM | Link to this

Morn’in All,

early riser

MLB:Man Law Board WLB:Women Law Board

Wise this should be a funny topic…I guess I have a few things I do…I don’t even have to be alone…I walk around naked to air dry when I get out the shower, like in Jerry Mcguire…LOLOLOL

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 9:01 AM | Link to this

Would you rather see their “thing” sooner or later? *8I would rather see in in the start…My ex husband showed me his good side for the longest and when the real J came out I was blown awy bc I know if I had a peek of that from the start we would not have even made it to the alter…I know put your best foot forward but the real person should come out early on. *

What bad habits do you have that you think would cause a problem with someone you are dating? Any plans to change it? Not cleaning up right after myself…I clean up when I am good and ready staying alone but it is a terrible habit that is a turn off to most but of course if I am entertaing or doing dinner that night you would think I am Mrs. Clean…I guess practice makes perfect but oh well I am doing me right now and it whatever I want to do when I want to do it.

By Wise Diva

June 21, 2007 9:05 AM | Link to this

LOL @ Musing chillaxin in the buff! I am going to start putting WLB and MLB explanations in my daily entries, LOL! It confuses our newcomers!

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 9:07 AM | Link to this

Musing So let me ask you this. Do you, like so many other guys, do that infamous Wang Dance in front of your lady? Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about either. I like to call it Sock-on-my-Wang dance. LOL! You guys seem so into your members. LMAO

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 9:09 AM | Link to this

GaMan thinks about Wise in the bathtub….now she drops her laptop and is given a newHairdo

But the movie A Few Good Men Demi, Jack and Tom I would state the words of their courtroom battle..i have plenty others i will share….

Headnod to the MLB(For Life) hugs angs and flowers to the WLB…i went back and read what you ladies threw out yesterday…was very nice..but my bruhs held their own

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 9:15 AM | Link to this

Lady J I too enjoy the soothing benefits from sitting in some hot water. For some reason whenever I’m sick, I’ll get in some 4 or 5 times a day. I don’t know what it is.

By QC

June 21, 2007 9:15 AM | Link to this

Morning Bloggers…

Musing, i got a “visual” after reading your post ;) ooh la la

Have a great day all….

By MusingLee

June 21, 2007 9:17 AM | Link to this

Slim No I don’t do that…hahahahaha…but I do know what you are talking about…LOLOLOL….If anything she thinks it’s hilarious when I walk downstairs to the fridge and I’m not wearing anything. She always says “What if someone rings the doorbell?”…LOLOLOL

Ohhhhh wait….Do jumping jacks count?

By NCGirlfromATL

June 21, 2007 9:19 AM | Link to this

Morning (yawn) bloggers…I’m still tired from yesterday! LOL!

One of the weird things I do is I don’t turn on lights. At night, the only light on in my house is one table lamp, across the room from where I usually sit, and the light from the tv. I have lots of other lamps in my living room…I just don’t use them. LOL! I also practice my songs from my voice lessons…as if I’m on stage at the Grammy’s. LMAO! A remote control is my microphone, and I have choreography and er’rything! Oh yeah, and in the semi-dark too. Ambience, people! All I need is some smoke, a bartender and a career waitress, and I’ve got Club NC.

NC wondering if they still make that Life Alert thing for when she falls trying to do that backbend Beyonce and Ciara do, and she can’t get up.

By QC

June 21, 2007 9:21 AM | Link to this

www.blackthen.com

This is a nice website created by my brother, when you all have a minute please check it out…thanks!

By abc

June 21, 2007 9:23 AM | Link to this

I really don’t have a thing like that. I suppose it sounds kind of cute, but I can’t relate much.

“Infamous wang dance in front of your lady”?! Not as if I’m Joe Boxer, but I suppose that could be, ahem, descriptive of some activities.

By T-Mango

June 21, 2007 9:24 AM | Link to this

Hair flip to the WLB and waves to the MLB

Good morning. Yes, there are things I do because I live alone. I’ll give up one…I have a small two drawer chest in my closet that houses hair care products, wigs, and assorted hair pieces. Sometimes I’ll pull out one of the wigs…I’ll put on music(the Starkitty’s Revenge cd by Joi is one of my staples), and pretend I’m a rock star or exotic dancer. That’s normally when my dog looks at me and walks out of the room (lol).

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 9:26 AM | Link to this

Musing YES jumping jacks do count. LOLOLOL Have you ever seen Jack@ss 2?
Musing now checking the mail doing Pop-Lock-Drop it but gets carried away and mistakenly closes his frank & beans up in the mailbox.

By MusingLee

June 21, 2007 9:28 AM | Link to this

NCgirl I also walk around in the dark…LOLOLOL…Up and down stairs, jumping over ishh..LOLOLOL

SO coming home to a dark house

SO: MUSINGGGG! Why are all these lights off

Musing: WHAT?!?! I’M UPSTAIRS.

SO: Why are these lights off??? And why are you naked???

Musing now beaten for being naked and sitting on SO’s pillow

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 9:29 AM | Link to this

Hahahahah at NC….do yo backbend…heheheh…but yeah i have walked around my house nakked….and it so funny sometimes the dang doorbell will ring…..will one time my grandmother was in town…and she came over with my sister….well my nephew decided he was going to turn my doornob…would it be the time i didnt lock the door…so they all came in and *BAM!!! i was in my kitchen butt nakked…………..it was hard trying to get to my room..my sister was cracking uplaughing cause i was trying to get her to distract grandma….but she was laughing so hard..that my gradma turned to see what she was laughing about and caught a glimpse of me running to the room…….My grandma yelled ” you should be running round nakked @$$ around the house when you got company……my sister still jokes on me about that to this day!!!

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 9:31 AM | Link to this

Slim…It takes me to higher heights!!! I love it I know I got in about 4 times yesterday..I was on the phone with mom dukes and she said ddn’t you just get in the tube…Crazy me! lol

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 9:32 AM | Link to this

abc I suppose that could be, ahem, descriptive of some activities. You definitely, ahem, have my interest peaked. LOL My ex use to do things on the sly. He’d do something like walk right in front of me, open the fridge, then walk past me again but the whole time he’d have it peaking out of that little front pocket. Crazy I tell ya!

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 9:37 AM | Link to this

QC…Thanks for sharing that website it is great and I needed that this morning!:) Have a great Day!

By MusingLee

June 21, 2007 9:37 AM | Link to this

GA.man dang…LOLOLOLOL…See that’s why I do my naked lounging upstairs…hahahahahaha

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 9:38 AM | Link to this

Good morning Everyone!

One of the best things about being in a relationship is to know that you are accepted…the good, the bad, and the ugly. And, the strange…I will be serious for a moment to say that most women need to feel emotionally secure in a relationship. I am not referring to those who are the “can’t breathe without you” types. I am referring to the mature lady who understands herself and her needs. If she shares something with her man, she does not want to be judged harshly, whether or not it is odd or quirky behavior. Certainly, he should not throw it in her face during an argument.

Now for the fun stuff…I have previously confessed on the blog that I cannot sing! Can you believe it, a flawed Jewel?! LOL! But, I love to pretend that I really can. I do my best stuff in the shower. But, similar to you Diva, I like to sing the lead part, complete with the dance moves to “Giving Him Something He Can Feel” from the scene in “Sparkle.” Don’t tell anybody…

Have a Powerful, Productive (not with this topic), Prosperous and Positive Day!!!

By NCGirlfromATL

June 21, 2007 9:40 AM | Link to this

Yeah, that walking around in the dark thing is all well and good when the electric bill comes, but not so good when I stump my toe on the corner of yet another wall! I’ve broken my little toe on my left foot 5 times. UGH!! Weird how it still looks cute!

GA I won’t tell you how many times I’ve tried that backbend. But, my 36 years told me not to be stoopid about halfway down. LOL!

Musing you stoopid! Musing’s SO wonders why the kitchen counter smells funny. Eeeewwww!!

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 9:42 AM | Link to this

Ga.man That’s funny. I got embarrassed just 2 weekends ago when I went to Two Urban Licks….a dude walked in the bathroom while I was in there. I guess I didn’t turn the lock all the way.

Musing Musing now beaten for being naked and sitting on SO’s pillow You almost made me choke on my coffee. You stooopid! lol

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 9:43 AM | Link to this

Oh, here’s another…when I come home, before I even remove my shoes, I unhook my bra…unless I want to get some work done. I guess mentally I think leaving my bra on will keep me from becoming too relaxed and unproductive. Is that quirky? LOL!

By Biff

June 21, 2007 9:43 AM | Link to this

Yeah, I like to get out my pistol, unloaded of course, and pretend to shoot the bad guys on T.V.

Al Sharpton must have a thousand holes in him by now.

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 9:46 AM | Link to this

See i have shown the world Gaman aint perfect….whew!!! i still catch hell cause of that one….my grandma acts like she dont remember…lolol which is cool with me..but my sister…..

By itsmorenamorena

June 21, 2007 9:46 AM | Link to this

Buenas Dias, Wise Diva! waving to all

I dunno, are these considered “things”?

I stay nekkid when I’m at home. Clothes are soo restrictive, and the bra is the first thing that comes off everyday I when I get home. I’m just at my most comfy sans clothing.

I sleep with a mask, can’t rest well without one.

I HAVE fried chicken wings at 3 in the morning. That doesn’t happen much anymore. Just had a taste for that at the time.

One thing I am guilty of is doing the Little Miss Sunshine dance when I hear “SuperFreak.” I haven’t been bold enough to do it in public, but a few of my friends have. But I can’t listen to that song without slapping my own arse….LOL

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 9:49 AM | Link to this

Sup Blog…regarding the topic…like Slim…i will sometimes chill the entire weekend…in the house…watching movies..web surving..ps3..working out..i wont even answer my phone.. i have a proble leaving cabinet doors open.. i dont lock my door..i think a locked door is overrated.. all of my neighbors are single women..and i make a note of the traffic they have in and out…they prolly do the same thing to me…

By Ms Writer

June 21, 2007 9:51 AM | Link to this

ok ok I’ll admit it, I cut on a Cranberries track called “Pretty” or some Nina Simone and dance around my house like I am in a full blown Alvin Ailey production…lol..sad…but very true..

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 9:52 AM | Link to this

Buenas dias Everybody,

My “thing”
Well, when I’m alone I like to sit in a bathtub of bubbles and read/look at magazines, then eat ice cream in my birthday suit, while watching something funny on tv. Dang, so embarrassing to admit, even on the blog. Sometimes I just enjoy painting my toe nails some neutral color and applying clear rhinestones to the tips of my toes. Little Ghetto, behavior…I know, but I enjoy it!

By Sexione

June 21, 2007 9:53 AM | Link to this

Goodmorning Crew…..Sexi hair flip to the WLB and non-church hugs to the MLB……Sexi is lurking from training class

By MusingLee

June 21, 2007 9:54 AM | Link to this

So Jewel, you like to let “the girls” run loose, huh?!? LOLOLOL

Between NCgirl and Slim doing naked backbends, LadyJ holding her breath under water, and Wise and Jewel’s bad singing…We have a nice little Cirque de Blog’a happening.

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 9:54 AM | Link to this

GaMan A Few Good Men is one of my all-time favorites! I am on the edge of my seat from the breakfast scene at Guatanimo (sp) to the courtroom finale! Even though I have watched it a million times!

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 9:56 AM | Link to this

@ LadyJ and Slim…if you like hot baths….start putting Epsom Salt in the water…its like a High…thank me later Blog Females…not complaining..i actually like it…but every female i have been around..only wear t shirts and panties when they are around the house..is that some ritual a female must do when they get home from work to get comfortable?

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 10:02 AM | Link to this

@MusingLee…Too Funny!!! And you know I can’t swim a tad brotha but love the water!!! LOL

By The Truth

June 21, 2007 10:05 AM | Link to this

Good morning bloggers. Old style 70’s bumps with the WLB and straight gentlemans handshake with the MLB.

Does phone sex with my ex gf count? LOL

Glad you found your money Slim. Lunch is on you hun. Also, could you leave your curtains open a little wider so a bruh can get his peep on?

T-Mango next time you do the erotic dancer thing let me know so I can have some 1’s ready for you. (Actually it will be Slims refound money LMAO) MLB strip party at T’s house. Woohoo. BYOB

Now picturing NC in a dark azz house waving to a Grammy’s audience. LOL

Good morning QC. Smooches

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 10:12 AM | Link to this

Thanks SJ!!:)

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 10:13 AM | Link to this

SeanJohnson3000 i have a proble leaving cabinet doors open I have a problem with them being open. I can’t stand cabinets and drawers that are left open. Just this morning I had to close 2 cabinets and one drawer before I could leave the house. Arrgggghh!

By Staceye

June 21, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this

I sing and dance for hours in full costume…including wig. Hey…I’m an only child…that is what entertained me as a kid. I never did drugs, drink or have sex, then. Now is a different story…minus the drugs of course! I’m nuts enough without the added enhancement of drugs! Oh, I make a few margaritas and play Jimmy Buffet’s “Margaritaville” and imagine I am back on one of my many beach vacations in the Caribbean or South Beach. If I am out of Tequila I just suck on a lime with some salt and again…let my imagination run free.

By Blatino aka BMW aka BLT

June 21, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this

…..$1 for gas??? Truth is straight trippin….

@itsmorenamorena. Hello. dee Blatino’s phone number is 678-555-1212. I’m a fan of home-based nekkedness. www.myspace.com/atlien78. LOL

Much love to all the BlogFam.

By Cassie

June 21, 2007 10:16 AM | Link to this

I’m with the other bloggettes on the whole bathtub and wine thing, although I do sit and blog while in the tub.

I save the by myself time for things like mud masks, hair treatments. Not too crazy, right? Also like to toss on the Winnie the Pooh pajamas and crank up the stereo and howl at the dogs….

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 10:19 AM | Link to this

Oh ya, I also like to dance to music like Kelis, MJB, “B”, Lenny, Amy Winehous, that’s during the day. You know what’s really good, the indian cd’s of spiritual songs, I can hear myself think.

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 10:20 AM | Link to this

SJ3000 It’s been a while since I used Epsom Salt but i might need to pick some up. I also used baking soda and put it in the water too.

Truth You know I’ve always thought to myself that if some gross peeping tom ever put a camera in my house that he’d she helluva show. He’d probably think I was more looney than he was.

Ladies How come when we dance around at home in skimpy clothes, do we have to look at our behinds in the mirror? For the life of me I have no idea why i do that. I always try to do that shaking move the strippers do in the club.

By Staceye

June 21, 2007 10:20 AM | Link to this

Oh yes…I forgot, I too do the stripper thing at home. I am about to get a retractable pole to complete my dancing and entertaining imaginary men fantasy! I got wigs of all styles and colors! If my mom only knew all my years of formal dance training that she paid for is now being used for this…she might smack me toothless!

By Wise Diva

June 21, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this

ahh Stacyeye, you just reminded me of my Jamaica vacation! Maybe I can have a pina colada and let my imagination take me back to the beach!

By melo

June 21, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this

@Biff,and pretend to shoot the bad guys on T.V. Al Sharpton must have a thousand holes in him by now. Strange coincidence, I do that too. Only difference is I have killed the Dumb Prez couple of times!!

By jones

June 21, 2007 10:23 AM | Link to this

Roll a fatty and have a cocktail, turn the lights out and watch tv.

By Cassie

June 21, 2007 10:24 AM | Link to this

Slim I’m with you on the pillow between the knees, and the cracked window.

I like to drink pickle juice. Only sour pickles, though…no sweet pickles. Vlasic gerkins….yum!

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 10:29 AM | Link to this

MELO you are CRAZY!!!!!!!lol

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 10:30 AM | Link to this

Word to wise(no pun intended)…you guys that shoot at the T.V should tell who you shoot at..you never know when Big Brother is watching

Melo and Biff now being booked in Fulton County lock-up…both with roommates 6’2 350lbs

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 10:30 AM | Link to this

Hahaha! Musing LOL!

Slim My ex-SO slept with a pillow between his legs for the same reason, unless I was in the bed with him. Then, he had his legs wrapped around me. One question: I NEVER eat a whole piece of gum, even chewing gum. Maybe I am slow, but is there any kind of gum other than the chewing kind?

By Staceye

June 21, 2007 10:30 AM | Link to this

Wise Diva…I put a station on at work when someone gets on my nerves that plays Margaritaville and suck limes with salt and remeber my vacations.I pretend I am not here but there. It works for those 4 minutes the son si on..but afterwards it all comes crashing down like a downward spiral high! (Not that I’d know…never done drugs)So I am just guessing!

By NCGirlfromATL

June 21, 2007 10:31 AM | Link to this

Ok Slim I think we were separated at birth. I am just the opposite on the sleeping in clothes thing tho. Gotta have underwear, anything else is optional. But, I close closet doors before I got to sleep…I think that’s a boogey man thing from my childhood. And the shower curtain is always pulled…again, some kind of Psycho flashback. LOL!

NC walks into the dark kitchen and slams her forehead into one of SJ’s open cabinet doors…#$@##^%, Sean!!!*

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 10:31 AM | Link to this

Cassie Sometimes if i don’t feel like making a sandwich but i just want a quick snack, I’ll take some lunch meat and wrap it around a pickle and it eat it that way….WEIRD I KNOW!

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 10:31 AM | Link to this

Pickle Juice……Said in my Geico Caveman voice…uuuuuuuhhhhhhh WHAT!!!

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 10:32 AM | Link to this

Oh drink my Reisling out of the bottle!!! LOL

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 10:32 AM | Link to this

@ Slim..the epsom salt/hot bath is serious..just be careful…you can get too relaxed…i almost drowned several times…

another thing…a lot of females like dancing around the house naked or in something skimpy…try putting on 6 inch heels…for 4-8 hours..then u would appreciate and respect strippers..

By T-Mango

June 21, 2007 10:33 AM | Link to this

Truth.I knew I had that coming-:) LMAO

Blatino. A “self-promo” already this morning? Carpe diem lol

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 10:35 AM | Link to this

I would really like to know his “thing” within a month but since I am so embarrased about my “things” it’s hard not to want to hide them. Some folks would answer this with “the let things flow” response but that’s difficult when you are accustom to being private and being alone. I truly would rather see his “thing” sooner. When I’m doing my “thing” nothin else matters, I’m screening calls, not answering the door. I really don’t want to be bothered. The problem with my “thing” is everybody can’t be around people who spend prefereable time in their birthday suit. How can I tell a man look but don’t touch me, and don’t do much talking either. Which brings me to another question. Can or could you met someone whom I/you like so much, that sharing my/your “thing” with them wouldn’t be a problem?

By Sexione

June 21, 2007 10:36 AM | Link to this

Y’all got me laughing out loud in class………..whew!!

By The Truth

June 21, 2007 10:38 AM | Link to this

GAman and Jewel a little known fact, in the line “You can’t handle The Truth” they were actually talking about me. LOL

SJ I’m the exact opposite when it comes to doors. They must be locked. Actually my boys trip because I have a big azz mean looking dog and a gun and still lock the doors. It comes from growing up in the projects bruh. I’m with you on the cabinets tho, and that includes the microwave. Everything must be closed. And I do that whole camp out over the weekend thing too. It bothers me when someone wants to go somewhere and I’m chillin’.

Slim wtf is up with the pillow between the knees thing? LOL Unlike you, I have to have all the doors in the house open when I’m sleeping so if we get married we’ll have to compromise and leave all the doors open. LOL

By Cassie

June 21, 2007 10:38 AM | Link to this

LadyJ Right there with you. I drink EVERYTHING out of the bottle. The joy of living alone!

Slim You know, I never thought of that. I’ll have to try it!! Are you a cheese fan? Try Pub Cheese on those Water Crackers for a quick snack. Addictive!

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 10:40 AM | Link to this

SJ I can’t even hang or compete with the strippers…It takes a special lady to do what they do!:) lolol

They would gladly escort me out of Pin Ups with the Quickness!! Too Funny!

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 10:44 AM | Link to this

Cassie Me too…My ex friend saw me one time and then after everytime he asked for something to drink at my home he is like I hpe you didn’t drink out of that and I looked at him like you lips be EVERYWHERE!!! This bottle is not going to hurt you!!! LOL Cassie I do too honey!!

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 10:45 AM | Link to this

Morning Bloggers!

I share a lot of ‘things’ with other bloggers:

• First thing I do when I get home from work is take off my bra and my shoes.

• My favorite home attire is a t-shirt and panties.

• I don’t close the door when I use the bathroom.

• I leave cabinet doors open, my friend said my kitchen reminds her of that scene in The Sixth Sense.

• I have spent entire weekends in my house. Well, not entire weekends because I usually get that notion after traveling a lot, so I don’t have groceries. So I’ll leave to get some grub. Oh and I’ll always get up and go to church.

• I work out in just my spandex shorts and the sports bra (would never do that in public)

• I leave my ironing board up at all times in my laundry room. My cleaning lady puts it away when she comes, that’s the only time its down.

I think that’s it for now.

By i'm swiss

June 21, 2007 10:48 AM | Link to this

“I’ll take some lunch meat and wrap it around a pickle and it eat it that way….WEIRD I KNOW!”

I don’t know, Slim — I’m pretty sure there are other ladies who like their pickles w/ a little meat on them.

;-)

By The Truth

June 21, 2007 10:49 AM | Link to this

SJ* are you speaking from experience on the 6inch heels thing? **AN emergency MLB membership meeting is being called on SJ’s behalf

Ok, I forgot my wackiest thing. In the last 20 years I have probably slept under the sheets 10 times. I just jump on my comforter and go to sleep. I am very warm blooded and overheat easily so its just easier to lay on top of the comforter. At first my ex thought it was odd but now she just jumps in and we cuddle up and go to sleep, until I get to hot and move away to cool off. Its also great for cheating. A woman will come in and check the sheets not knowing the evidence is on the comforter. LOL

NEWSFLASH Y’all are some strange azz people. LMAO

By Cassie

June 21, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this

Lady J Girl, I’m glad I have company! LOL!

Now I will tell you the most embarassing thing of all.

I can seriously only go to the bathroom (and I don’t mean pee) if I am totally in the house by myself.

By 2CPTG

June 21, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this

nice break from the norm….

my quirks include: workingon my laptop in odd places as well; i.e the shytter, bathtub….working out crazy math models and formulas, writing, reading…trynna sing, sippin’ on ‘yak and coke while trynna analyze issues…weirdness….

By Wise Diva

June 21, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this

ohh, I totally love it! Let your freak flags fly high, people! IT’s too funny!

By DuShawn

June 21, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this

peeping tom ever put a camera in my house that he’d see helluva show. That’s funny. I have a female neighbor that has a tendency to leave her blinds open in her bedroom. One evening, I’m in my back yard and glance up and she’s naked, dancing and doing alot of the things you women have described. I’m no pervert, but dayum it was hard to look away. This has happened on several occasions. A potnah of mine came to visit me. We sittin in the back sippin some yac and I mentioned it to him. Sure enuf, she appeared at the window doing her thing. She was pop, lock and droppin, and using a brush like a microphone, the whole nine. The last time I saw the show I turned my back porch light on and off a few times, hoping she would notice she was being watched. I think she got message. Her blinds have been closed lately.

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this

Ummm The Truth That line was spoken by a man, to a man, not to mention Tom Cruise says, I WANT THE TRUTH!…is this your way of confessing your “Thing?” Jewel leans toward The Truth with her reporter’s pad and pen… LOL!

By QC

June 21, 2007 10:55 AM | Link to this

You’re welcome Lady J i’m glad you enjoyed it :)

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 10:56 AM | Link to this

Truth It bothers me when someone wants to go somewhere and I’m chillin’ You know what, that really irritates me too but it’s not like they know i’m in chill mode. What I hate even worse is asking me to do something or go somewhere before i’ve even made it home to unwind. If you want to treat me to dinner, tell me ahead of time so i can be mentally prepared to be around you. LOL! Sometimes my phone will ring and i’ll be like WHAAAATTTTTT before i answer the phone.

And what kind of compromise is that when it’s your way? I can deal with the bedroom door being open but not the closet.

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 10:56 AM | Link to this

Isnt it funny how we all have our little things we do..and some are quite funny…..then as we get in the relationship of things…most change or grow and then your So starts doing the same things

I.e. nakked twister with Musing and his So

NC and her So…singing nekked broken toes and all

Truth’s So getting samiches and grape soda

SeanJ…trapping women with the epson salt

Demi/Alvin’s So not knowing which one will come out

Blat and his So getting crunk juice in his BMW

GaMan and Jewel watching “A Few Good Men nekked stating the lines

Slim and Truth argueing over pillows sleeping in the same bed

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 11:00 AM | Link to this

This is not gross either bc my ex circle of close friends use to do the samething…If I know I am not doing anything on a particular weekend mening not even going to Kroger or Walley World I do not even hit the Shower…I just watch movies and eat st in water and do it for 48hours and on Sunday it is the best cleaning coming…This also applies when I clean my system!!! Total Relaxation for me!! LOL

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 11:02 AM | Link to this

Jewel youuuuu are crazyyy girl…..and the world awaits the Truths answer to this one……

reporting live from Lawrencville,Ga

dang i hate my city’s name is sooooo crazy to spell..lololol

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 11:02 AM | Link to this

@ Truth…lol..you got jokes? bruh..i spent a major part of the 90’s in strip clubs and messed with a few…and the blog females with “pole” dreams will have a new found respect for the females who actually strip if they knew how it really is…i have heard PLENTY of females say…”i could do that” thats easy..shake my azz..and get paid..thinking its easy…takes stamina to dance 8 hours in heels..and still look sxy and frky….for the record on the MLB…i am as real as they come…

By JJ

June 21, 2007 11:02 AM | Link to this

I sleep in a tee shirt, bedroom door open, closet and cabinets closed, kitchen stove hood light on and the light on the fish tank, stereo on in the living room (at all times, 24/7). But I cannot have any part of me hanging off the bed, like a foot or hand, or sleep with my back to a window (very strange nightmares as a child, carried into adulthood).

A ceiling fan must be on at all times, and now I have an oscillating fan directly on me too. No sheets either. Menopause……hot flashes, night sweats.

In the winter, flannel sheets!!!! Love me some flannel sheets…..

Oh, I like pickle juice too.

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 11:04 AM | Link to this

A good workout for me is trying to do some of those video dances. Sometimes at the end of my workout I’ll put on ‘Shake Ya Money Maker’ and work it out.

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 11:06 AM | Link to this

Truth I can’t stand sleeping on top of the covers. When I sleep I like it to be cold so I can sleep all wrapped up in the sheet and comforter… A woman will come in and check the sheets not knowing the evidence is on the comforter. LOL Do I know you? Sounds like someone else I know….you wouldn’t happen to drive a BMW would you?

Du Watching folks when they don’t know you’re looking can be very entertaining. I like to people watch when i’m in public. I’ll never forget a time I got up in the middle of the night to find that my SO at the time wasn’t in bed. So i’m walking around the house and catch a glimmer of light. I peek around the corner to see him being ‘one’ with himself watching a special movie. LOL It was so funny!!!

By NCGirlfromATL

June 21, 2007 11:07 AM | Link to this

Ok, a lot of women have mentioned that they take off their bras as soon as they get home…when I come home from the gym, I strip as soon as the door shuts…I mean that literally. LOL! I can’t stand to be in sweaty clothes, and my stairs are right in front of my front door. Door shuts, shirt, sports bra, shorts, and panties by the time I reach the top of the stairs…all gone!

Tazzee the staying in the house the whole weekend thing isn’t so weird to me. I do it when I’ve been working really hard. I look forward to those weekends. In fact, b/c I like it dark so much, I often won’t open the curtains or blinds until late in the afternoon. Nice and cool and dark in the room. Does that make me part vampire?

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 11:08 AM | Link to this

Morning Everybody. One more day till the weekend. Thank you God. A college cheer (hip hip hoorayyyyy) to the WLB…especially for holding it down yesterday and a soft kiss to the MLB

Like Lauren Hill sang, “That thing, that thing, that thiinngg”. My thing is being naked! I love being in my birthday suit especially when I’m home alone. Nothing feels better that taking nice bath/shower and going straight to bed with nothing but a soft sheet against my body……well another human body will also do. lol

Like that lady that walked the streets of NY with her girls hainging out….now that is freedom! Well, she was arrested….(just kidding)

Chat with later….got to get some work done, but will be lurking.

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 11:09 AM | Link to this

Another quirk: If you heat up something in my microwave and take it out before the time completes…please clear the time. If not, I become Joan Crawford in “Mommie Dearest.” Yeah, no more wire hangers either. Dry cleaners really need to kick it up a notch. LOL!

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 11:09 AM | Link to this

I love my pajamas/lounge wear, in winter it’s cotton long sleve with pants and matching slippers in most cases, in summer it’s cotton boy shorts and matching tank top. In the morning when I’m alone I like to cook breakfast and watch HGTV or Foodtv while drinking memosas.

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 11:09 AM | Link to this

@ Slim…u are single because u wanna be..

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 11:12 AM | Link to this

Jewel Bubble gum

Thanks Wise Diva for this topic. I’m not as weird as I thought I was, LOL.

I too hate when someone wants to do something and I’ve planned to just chill. As a matter of fact, I hate when my phone rings when I’m in chill mode.

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 11:13 AM | Link to this

SJ I can believe how hard it is to be a stripper. I know i don’t like coming to work everday but to have to go strip all night in heels putting and taking off your undies every 3rd song has to be miserable at times. Plus every person you dance for is not going to be asthetically pleasing to the eye either.

Does anyone else here try to do the dances on So you Think You Can Dance? I do hehehe

By itsmorenamorena

June 21, 2007 11:15 AM | Link to this

Smiles at Blatino — gotta luv the self-promotion!

@Slim — Last wedding I was in, I had to practice dancing in the shoes, the heels were like 4.5 inches or so. Ever since then, yes, from time to time I will break those “come hithers” out and get my boogie on, stripper moves and all, sans clothes, of course LOL

A couple folks mentioned baths, well I take showers in the dark, particularly if it’s warm weather. I’ll light candles in my bedroom and the bath and shower in the dark. I usually reserve baths in the dark for company.

By Kirk

June 21, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this

What’s with all of the action phrases in posts? Is that neccessary to make a point?

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this

Jewel I hate leaving the time on the microwave too. Okay folks with an automatic icemaker…If a piece of ice falls on the floor, by gosh, pick it up. One of my pet peeves is walking in the kitchen and stepping in a puddle of wetness, regardless if i have socks on or barefoot. WIPE IT UP.

Sean J Why you say I’m single cause I want to be?

By T-Mango

June 21, 2007 11:20 AM | Link to this

SeanJohnson3000…Chill(lol)…We know stripping is hard work. Doing it at home doesn’t mean we have “pole dreams” or don’t respect women who are in the profession. Imitation is the best form of flattery. We’re just tapping into another side of ourselves. Besides, the present or future SO is the person who benefits from our practice sessions.

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 11:20 AM | Link to this

NCGirl I NEVER open my blinds, LOL. I don’t know why that is.

Jewel I hate the remaining time on the microwave too. We have 3 in our breakroom at work and I find myself clearing those too.

By Sexione

June 21, 2007 11:22 AM | Link to this

Okay, let me add a few of mine before this break is over……..

I LOVE candles, so I will light them throughout the house (or the rooms I’m in), I too like minimal clothing…so my thong and a tank top is my favorite, wrap my hair (with no do-rag)…okay brb…..

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 11:23 AM | Link to this

Thanks Tazzee! Guess I was slow on that one! LOL! Even though, technically, you still have to chew it! LOL!

I agree with NC Spending an entire weekend at home alone is not weird…it can be a great rejuvenating period. Quality ME time.

By The Truth

June 21, 2007 11:25 AM | Link to this

The Truth confesses. I must come out of the closet today…with some fresh azz linen on. LOL Hell no I’m not catching anything but MARTA (Its Smarta) LMAO Unless Slim wants to scoop a bruh up in that Gremlin. The Truth now retracts the beginning of his 1038 post.

SJ I was j/k bruh, your solid as Sears. I had a neighbor that danced at Magic City years ago and she would come over all the time with like panties on or overalls with nothing on underneath. She would go to Buffalo or Miami to dance and call me 2 days later to feed her dog and let him out. She’d just throw food on the kitchen floor and leave. That dog loved to see me coming. That was one chick i never thought about banging.

LadyJ I must admit sometimes when i’m on chill status I skip a shower or 2 also but when I do get in there it feels so good. Usually its just me being lazy as hell.

DU I saw my neighbor ( A real slim married mexican chick) taking a shower one night. I was on my deck with the light on. Anyway, I turned off the light and took a seat. BTW-That is the hippiest slim chick I ever saw.

By Wise Diva

June 21, 2007 11:26 AM | Link to this

KIRK yes, it’s necessary, it’s required for all posts. Try it!

LOL..just kidding. Don’t take it so seriously.

By DuShawn

June 21, 2007 11:29 AM | Link to this

Slim Du Watching folks when they don’t know you’re looking can be very entertaining. it can also be addictive. I found myself going in my backyard unecessarily just to see if she was performing. When my homeboy was there and we watched her, I told him I’m about to step back inside and finish watching the game. He was so enthralled he said “Go head dawg, I’m a chill out here for a minute.”

By Princess

June 21, 2007 11:32 AM | Link to this

Love this topic.

I was thinking about all the things I do when the boys are visiting their dad.

• Get naked as soon I hit the door
• Sleep with the doors open & hugging a pillow and definitely still naked.
• Lights off
• Relax - that I don’t have to rush to some sort of practice or game.

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

June 21, 2007 11:32 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone

Okay, slim you got me cracking up…we’re similar in the following ways:

Not only do my bedroom door have to be closed, but locked!

I just had a hot bath last night where you sweat the water is so hot…I had to take a cold shower afterwards to get clean.

I have to have the pillow or my man between my legs so that my knees don’t touch

I like to sleep with no top on, but I prefer to wear boy shorts to bed

I dance around looking in the mirror trying to perfect my stripper dance…while looking at my booty in the mirror!

Too funny when I read your posts!

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 11:34 AM | Link to this

Ok one day i was at the gym working out on that ski machine and it was by a ladies class on the treadmill

I was blowing Karrrrmaaaa karmmmaaa chameleonnnnnnn.(Culture Club)….i was going for broke…hey it’s on my mp3 player

the ladies were laughing and singing with me…..i thought i was humming the dang gome song…but wassinging it outloud…….i wa halfway thru the song before i realized what was going on!!!!

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

June 21, 2007 11:35 AM | Link to this

Another thing that I like to do is lay on the shower floor and pray/contemplate….I vision myself laying at the feet of Jesus while the warm water is hitting my skin…great peaceful moment!

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 11:37 AM | Link to this

candlelit showers - thanks itsmorena Imma have to try that one.

By melo

June 21, 2007 11:37 AM | Link to this

@Wise and yu’all bloggers, dont laugh, u asked for it! My thing is to exercise my wang wang when naked. I extend my hips forward and shake it to one side, then the other.Sometimes after undressing, i will just hold it and smile, admiring its length. At times i will tease my shy lady and say’how do u like him?’ Now my wife will, after a bath, shake her azz at me, butt nakkid, while iam just lying on the bed, looking at her. She aint that good at it(u know like how they shake it so fast in the VIDEOS on BET), the way they do it at the strip and i have been trying to cajole her to join me there so she can learn.The best she has done is to come, but sleep outside in the car! Another thing, my deepest thoughts come when iam on the dudu seat, flashing periodically and just ruminating on my possible projects!!

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 11:38 AM | Link to this

Kirk Dont Get So Upset we are Here to Make The Day Better

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 11:38 AM | Link to this

Du I don’t blame your homeboy. lol You can see a game anytime, but how often do you get the chance to see someone being totally free.

I also get in the mood to model. I’ll put on different outfits and use the hallway as my runway. I’ll even move my tall mirror in the hallway so i can see myself. ANTM (America’s Next Top Model)home edition, here i come.

By The Truth

June 21, 2007 11:39 AM | Link to this

Slim actually I just sold mine. 530I Black on black with a 6 pack. Do I know ya hun? Oh yeah we can compromise on the sheet thing too when we get married. We’ll sleep on top of the comforter. Smocches.

Sexi I tried that whole candle cool cat thing but it didn’t work for me. I am afaid of fire so its hard to be cool when your trembling inside. I will burn one if I’m in the room and can watch it tho.

NC exactly what is your address again and when do you prefer to work out? LOL Also, can you open your curtains a little more?

IG that lady just won 29k over that case. Moral of the story. It pays to flash your t** ladies.

By MusingLee

June 21, 2007 11:39 AM | Link to this

I think I already shared my P holding game with the blog…That’s where I leave work needing to P, and I try to get home without having to pull over and P…LOLOLOL…I’m sure people look over at my face and wonder WTF I’m concentrating on…LOLOLOLOL

Musing’s face full of sweat pulling into the subdivsion…running over bikes, footballs, and yard plants to get to his bathroom.

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 11:43 AM | Link to this

Sexione I enjoy lit candles around the house, and opening the windows during a summer storm while it’s thundering & lightning outside. I have recently started thinking about installing a Mediterranean outside balcony bedroom, on the upper level of course. I got a thing for nature, beautiful flowers, plush green grass and me. Brings me to yet another thing, I like to wash and condition my hair with some good smelling whateva’ and braid my hair while it dries or allow my hair to dry naturally then just take it down. I usually do this on those weekends alone that NCgirl & Tazzee were talking about. I feel so in my own skin.

It is so nice to know that I am among other freaks as myself. LOL

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 11:46 AM | Link to this

@ Tango…i know…nothing wrong with a female dancing for their man…would u go to a strip club with someone u were dating?

@ Slim and DarkDimples…the pillow between the legs aligns your spine..allowing you to rest better..according to a chiropractor..

@ Truth…i know it was a joke bruh…lol…but word of advise…locked or unlocked…if someone is trying to run up in your spot…they arent gonna knock or use the knob..so why lock it? lol

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 11:46 AM | Link to this

Musinglee..aka OJ running thru everything to go P….and isnt it funny how when you have to go real bad your clothes wont help you out..but when you dont have to go..you cna unfasten everything fast

Musing now feels that warm sensation like he just bit into a York Peppermint patti….aaaawwwww man i just p’ed on myself again

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 11:48 AM | Link to this

LadyDark I vision myself laying at the feet of Jesus while the warm water is hitting my skin That’s nice…

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 11:49 AM | Link to this

Update I went into Kroger the other day to get Milk…and i was blown away..I saw Randyt and his T-shirts on my Milk Jug

Randyt come out of Witness Protection…..we are here for you….

By Wise Diva

June 21, 2007 11:50 AM | Link to this

Sorry Kirk, I have to!

Diva falls out of her chair laughing at Melo’s dizzle workout

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Diva down, diva down!!

By JustMe

June 21, 2007 11:51 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Bloggers and Blogettes

Hope errrrbody is doing great……..

My thing has always been naked house work in the middle of the night.

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 11:52 AM | Link to this

*@GAMan….I can see you now sing that Boy George…I love that song…too funny. I bet you got your sweat on though…lol*

@Truth….she got paid…OK, everybody watch the 6:00 news tonight. Check IG with her girls in tow. I just might it them pierced (Janet flash back)….loL

@Slim…girl you need to stop. I’m cracking up at work!!!!

By The Truth

June 21, 2007 11:53 AM | Link to this

Princess if you could choose, which way would you have it, Solo or with boys? Be honest.

LDD I need to verify your address, for tax purposes of course. Also, could you open your curtains a little wider at night? Thank you.

The Truth is now worried as hell about GAMAN and Culture Club. Is there something you’d like to tell us GAMAN?

And the world awaits your answer…LOL

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 11:55 AM | Link to this

LDD why do you think we have to look back at it? lol

melo Props for coming out with it. I know you guys do that wang slap dance when you shake your hips left and right or up and down and the wang goes flapping. LOL!

One of the most funniest things my ex has done is do his interpretation of a stripper. It always has me cracking up!!! He’ll even demonstrate how the girls show the pink. hahahaha!

Truth If we were married and you tried to sleep on top of the covers…I’d go David Copperfield on your @ss. You’d wake up in the morning either on the floor or wake up wondering how the hell I got the sheet from up under you w/o you knowing. Wah-la. One of the most frustrating things is being cold but having some I-DOT laying on the covers and you keep pulling to no avail. Uggghh!

Musing have you ever had the rumble in your tummy, you break out in a cold sweat, you looked worried because you know a massive shyt is about to take place but you aren’t even close to home? OMG! Time to use the emergency lane. lol

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 12:00 PM | Link to this

I have been wondering about RandyT and a few others, even though I have not blogged much lately.

Roll Call:

RandyT Foots Runninatl Dr. Kym JustMe

By Staceye

June 21, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this

SlimOne…I do imitate those dances from So You Think You Can Dance….

By T-Mango

June 21, 2007 12:03 PM | Link to this

SeanJohnson3000…He’d have to share why he wants me to go…

I would not stop an SO from going to one though… but I expect the same courtesy when I want to go see Luscious, Hypnotize, Keanu, Outlaw and Fantasy do their thing at a show.

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 12:03 PM | Link to this

Naw Truth it is just one of them songs you just like…i like it….it’s cool This GaMan is strickly for the ladies…..lololol everyone has a song that they like…thats mine….lolol

hhhmmm….i have some Jay Z…R. kelly..Bow Wow…Shop boyzs…JD(Welcome to Atanta) Boyz to men…After 7..Shanice…sa you can see i have a nice selection on my mp3 player….

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 12:04 PM | Link to this

Sean3000 Slim…u are single because u wanna be why you say that?

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 12:04 PM | Link to this

I like to listen to Bruce Springsteen “Secret Garden” from the Jerry Mcquire soundtrack, during these private moments.

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 12:04 PM | Link to this

Slim* you got no brains…………..using the HOV lane…lololololol

By 2CPTG

June 21, 2007 12:05 PM | Link to this

“He’ll even demonstrate how the girls show the pink. hahahaha”

WTF……scratchin my head on that one……

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this

WOW Nothin like personal exercise to sculpt & enhance your ability Melo, boy you stupid. aaahhhhhahaha, I love it!

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

June 21, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this

Truth LOL…there’s a law against peeping…but okay, just a little bit wider!

Slim I dunno…then I do this crazy dance for my SO singing…My Apple, My Apple, My Applebottom!! He cracks up because he says I’m delusional and don’t really have a butt! But I KNOW he’s lying!

By Raqi

June 21, 2007 12:09 PM | Link to this

One of my things is before I go to bed I check to make sure everything that I am going to need or use the next morning is in its place. Sometimes I go and double check just to be absolutely sure.

I always blow dry my entire body after towel drying.

I take off my t-shirt or cami after I have been in bed for about an hour 90% of the time.

I eat Honey Nut Cheerios with vanilla ice cream when no one is around.

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

June 21, 2007 12:10 PM | Link to this

When i coming home to an empty house i take off all my clothes at the foyer. i don’t closed the bathroom door either. I am scared of the dark so i leave a night light or tv on i sleep naked (i can’t rest with clothes on) i talk on the phone while in the tub if someone knocks on my door and i’m not expecting no one i will not answer. i will not watch a scary movie at all when i turn around i swear someone was standing there looking at me.

By bunnyfoofoo

June 21, 2007 12:14 PM | Link to this

What’s your thing?

Girrrl, I gets my freak on with my electric bunny…if you know what I mean?

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 12:15 PM | Link to this

SlimOne I’m waiting on SeanJ’s response too because I believe it has to do with some traits that we share.

I’ve been told that too

By Demi

June 21, 2007 12:15 PM | Link to this

JustMe my future wife, what up!!!

and

Hey QC

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 12:15 PM | Link to this

@Slim talking about feeling cold and not getting enough of the covers, but what about those flat pillows. I can’t sleep on “pita bread size” pillow. Talk about waking up with a stiff neck….aaahhhhh

By For Real

June 21, 2007 12:16 PM | Link to this

What up Blog Fam!!!!

Things:

By Blatino aka BMW aka BLT

June 21, 2007 12:17 PM | Link to this

Message to my WLB sistahs…..

Perhaps we’ll need some kind of intro class for all the new bloggers who need help catching on to how we do things here… NCGIRL n SLIM, hit me up on myspace and we’ll collabo on it.

No offense newbies, but the questions are a pain… LOL

By Twindivamomma

June 21, 2007 12:18 PM | Link to this

I sit the jetted tub and relax. I couldn’t stay married without a jetted tub.

By Twindivamomma

June 21, 2007 12:18 PM | Link to this

I sit in the jetted tub and relax. I couldn’t stay married without a jetted tub.

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 12:19 PM | Link to this

T-Mango Oohh girl. I saw Luscious and Hypnotize a few months ago. Whew! Chickabow, chickabowwow

2CPTG He’ll even demonstrate how the girls show the pink. hahahaha” WTF……scratchin my head on that one Well if you know what i mean, he’ll lift a ‘berry’ up acting like he’s showing me the pink, just like how they do it in the club. LOL Did that help?

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 12:23 PM | Link to this

I hate when folks leave the cap off the toothpaste. I mean how much time does it really take to either screw it back on or at least flip the top closed? Then it gets all hard when it first comes out.

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 12:23 PM | Link to this

Hello JustMe. I just asked about you.

Okay. Along with quirky things, does anyone have quirky eating habits?

• I do not like peanut butter UNLESS it is a Reese’s peanut butter cup. Now they have it with caramel! Oh la la!

• I must have sugar on my white rice. Doesn’t taste too bad on brown rice either.

• My food MUST match, i.e. pork chop, rice, spinach; salad, pasta; chicken breast, broccoli, w/ rice or mashed potatoes…

By RoseBud

June 21, 2007 12:24 PM | Link to this

My thing is: I practice with a banana

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 12:24 PM | Link to this

Well SeanJohnson Tazzee, Slimone and myself are awaiting your answer because I too have been told the same exact thing!

By T-Mango

June 21, 2007 12:27 PM | Link to this

Slimone…Yep, girl. Now, that’s what you call talent :-0)

By 2CPTG

June 21, 2007 12:28 PM | Link to this

naw, not really……trynna get a visual on how any man can even attempt to show the pink…..but if that was y’all thing, so be it……

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 12:28 PM | Link to this

Tazzee Yeah I’m still waiting on that response.

Men Why in the world do you leave the koolaid pitcher or juice carton in the fridge empty? UGGGGh!

By Demi

June 21, 2007 12:29 PM | Link to this

GA.man…*Don’t feel bad, I enjoy listening to techno music when I am at the shooting range.

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

June 21, 2007 12:30 PM | Link to this

Jewel my quirky eating habit is that I must eat one item at a time. I do not mix my food. I have to finish all the mac-n-chz before eating the greens, etc…

Also, my SO says I eat like a genie…my food just disappears.

In college…my girlfriends nicknamed me the Big Gulp from 7 Eleven because I would pick up my drink and drink it all…

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 12:32 PM | Link to this

@Slim talking about feeling cold and not getting enough of the covers, but what about those flat pillows. I can’t sleep on “pita bread size” pillow. Talk about waking up with a stiff neck….aaahhhhh

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 12:32 PM | Link to this

Hey Just Me!!!

No Rosebud fo real?

Blat be easy on them…lol

Hey Demi!

By QC

June 21, 2007 12:34 PM | Link to this

Hey Demi

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 12:35 PM | Link to this

I confess I still crumble my bacon up and put it in my grits….which must have cheese in them.

By JustMe

June 21, 2007 12:37 PM | Link to this

Hey Jewel

Demi Baby How have you been?

I ate ribs and coffe this morning - LOL I needed to take my meds……. I finally got my anlke operated on and it hurts like Whoa!

By JustMe

June 21, 2007 12:38 PM | Link to this

Hiya Lady J

By The Truth

June 21, 2007 12:40 PM | Link to this

IG I’m with you on those flat azz pillows. I take those and fold them in 2 so I can use them. Also, I prefer sleeping with my ladies face between my legs, but thats just me.

Rosebud don’t ever post that kind of thing on this blog… without telling us where you live and the best time to watch. LOL

LDD thanks for the show. Oh yeah, I’m sending over a little table lamp, could you leave that on at night? Thank you.

Slim I’m with you on the toothpaste thing. Just put the cap back on. No need to compromise on this one sweety, we’ll do it your way.

SJ speaking of. A guy got killed in Clayton yesterday from some cats bumrushing his house. They came thru the window.

LMAO @ For Real’s “Hide in Slim’s and NC’s closet and make Jason sounds”

By RoseBud

June 21, 2007 12:41 PM | Link to this

LadyJ yes i’ve never experienced giving head so i practice with a banana so i’ll be ready when that time comes.

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 12:42 PM | Link to this

IG I can’t sleep on massive pillows nor can i sleep on one single paper thin pillow. I actually like to have maybe a mid-sized one on the bottom and a small one on top….Dang I just might be weird.

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 12:43 PM | Link to this

Lady Dark & Jewel I like to cook, or least try. But I like for my food colors to coordinate, for example if I have baked pork chops I want mashed seet potatoes with brown sugar and butter, and squash casserole with cheese and stem brocolli. The food looks so pretty on the plate. Another “thing” is hawiian bread, fatening…I know, but I love it.

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 12:43 PM | Link to this

@Demi….for some reason I don’t think techno music and shooting should go together….next thing you know you start skipping and jumping and start shoting other things thats not marked as a target….lol

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 12:44 PM | Link to this

SLIM I DO THE SAME THING!!! My ex-husband was like it is a NC thing was born there but lived in SC…I put butter in everything and love POTATOES!!!

Sorry Diva got excited!!!

I love the butter!!!:)

By Demi

June 21, 2007 12:46 PM | Link to this

JustMe Hey babe, dem folks still messing with my girl?

Hey Lady J’n’Slim

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 12:47 PM | Link to this

2CPTG You’re thinking too hard. He only acts like he’s doing it. He doesnt show me any pink. Blech!

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 12:50 PM | Link to this

Wow RoseBud…Lady J is speechless! lol

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this

Wow RoseBud…Lady J is speechless! lol

By RoseBud

June 21, 2007 12:52 PM | Link to this

Truth I’m single, 27, no kids, live in Conyers, home by 6pm lol!

By For Real

June 21, 2007 12:54 PM | Link to this

Slim I feel you with the toothpaste thing and while you are at it squeeze from the bottom. And what about people that scrap their plates when they eat. Oh and don’t you dare come into my house and don’t put things back where they are suppose to be. Glasses in this cabinet and cup in this cabinet are you that simple.

Lw/2D’s I eat the same way and i am from the south where they will pile everything on top of each other. The most nastiest thing is when collard green juice runs onto my cornbread. EWWWWWWWWW!!!! I throw the whole plate of food away.

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 12:54 PM | Link to this

@Truth….WTH…I can read the healines now….”Lady suffercated to death after she fell asleep between her boyfriend’s legs….lol

@Slim….you’re not weird…you just “like what you like”.

@Rosebud….hmmm…you practice on a banana. Not sure how helpful that is, but at least you’ll learn not to use your teeth. j/k

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 12:55 PM | Link to this

Truth what am I going to do with you?

Ladylike I luv me some hawaiian bread. I eat it by itself, which i know is bad.

Rosebud wow! Um…warning. The guys on this blog will be trying to hack into ajc to find out who you are and where you live.

By Demi

June 21, 2007 12:56 PM | Link to this

IG my little bro hate going to the range with me. There a song I love called, “La lala”, by ATC. I would be shooting and not missing while singing that gay a$$ song.

For some reason that “come on barbie, let’s go party” song, comes on while I’m switching to the .45

By melo

June 21, 2007 12:59 PM | Link to this

@RoseBudMy thing is: I practice with a banana

Practice?!!U must be a virgin?But a banana is a shade softer, hope it wont break in there. Just get some real.U will be glad melo said so!!

By 2CPTG

June 21, 2007 1:01 PM | Link to this

“The most nastiest thing is when collard green juice runs onto my cornbread”………..What????? Real Southerners call that “soppin”!

By Raqi

June 21, 2007 1:02 PM | Link to this

ForReal are you saying that you make your guest but the dishes away?

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 1:02 PM | Link to this

Now For Real I like to mix my food and can’t stand when I am at someone’s home and they continue to ask for my plate just bc it is sitting there half emppty…I know when I am finish and capable of throwing it away! lollolol Got this co-worker that goes bonker behind that concept…It irkes me!

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 1:02 PM | Link to this

Rosebud You don’t live off Salem Road do you…Kind of sound like someone I know. Hmmm? How about we start carpooling. I’m riding with you. lol

4-Real Yeah I squeeze from bottom up and try to put things back where I got them from. Matter of fact, let me borrow your car. I promise I’ll bring it back to where I got it from.

By For Real

June 21, 2007 1:02 PM | Link to this

Rosebud Do you still have your tonsils?

By JustMe

June 21, 2007 1:06 PM | Link to this

Hey Demi Hopefully this is the last time they mess with me. I’ll call you if they mess wit me again.

By Demi

June 21, 2007 1:06 PM | Link to this

Lw/2D’s…well For Real, as the song says…Throw some D’s on that… LOL

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 1:06 PM | Link to this

@Slim, LadyLike and Taz….i can only speak on slim because we are the same sign and from her post..she is a typcical gemini…with dual personalities that are totally opposite of each other..she is out going on the blog and in half of the aspects of her personal life..but when the director yells cut and she is no longer performing..she enjoys her me time and it will take a super special person for to even consider sharing her personal space with..and i dont think she is even persuing having and SO on a full time basis. plus she seems set in her ways and would prolly get on a dudes nerves and he would surely get on hers…men dig Slim and she has more than two on her team and she gets bored easy..basically she is a playa but wont admit it..i will had to read Taz’s personal blog to comment on her being single..

By lido

June 21, 2007 1:06 PM | Link to this

RoseBud,how about practice on me?

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 1:09 PM | Link to this

NO SMACKERS ALLOWED AT MY TABLE! And please use the napkins provided.

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 1:14 PM | Link to this

Mr Cleo SeanJohnson…Watch ou there now!!! LOL…Slim do you cosign?

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 1:14 PM | Link to this

Before my daughter and I moved to Georgia, I had never eaten red velvet cake, collard greens and Hawaiian bread. Now, I love all three!

By Hotlanta

June 21, 2007 1:14 PM | Link to this

My thing is cleaning the house butt-naked listening to hiphop like Tupac and Twister. I love it. I get up on Saturday morning and have the music blasting while washing clothes and all. I get mad when I have to put on some clothes to take out the trash. I am sooooo afraid one of these days am gonna forget I have on my birthday suit and walk straight outta the house.

By For Real

June 21, 2007 1:14 PM | Link to this

2CPTG Sorry but wet bread is just not appealing and trust I am a true southerner.

Raqi Not guest but friends that have been there before and knows where things go.

LadyJ Ewwwww. so you get fork full of chicken, rice, peas, cornbread, mashed potatoes, gravy and the eat it all at the same time???

Slim If you hold the banana while Rosebud practice I’ll drive both of you to work everyday. That way you want need to borrow my car.

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 1:18 PM | Link to this

Sean J I must admit, I’m impressed. WOW! I do get bored easily unless it’s me in ME-TIME mode. As far as meeting new folks or guys, it’s too much of a chore. But if i’m in party mode then HEYYYYYY how YOU doing? lol And people only get on my nerves to a certain extent but what I find to be funny is a person would get on my nerves quicker if we’re in my space as apposed to me hanging out in their space. Does that ring true to you?

By Demi

June 21, 2007 1:19 PM | Link to this

JustMe Please do!! I’ll over there in a minute, blasting some techno outta the car…fresh from the range LOL

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 1:19 PM | Link to this

Sorry, SJ babe I too am a Gemini and have dual personalities. You do me and have read me in the past quite often, but that was another blog name which I will not disclose again. I was just curious as to your response since several men have made such comments. Thanks, LOL

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 1:20 PM | Link to this

@Jewel….I second that…how about them smackers who also lick their fingers after every bite. Dayum….I know the food is good, but that is so irritating.lol

By melo

June 21, 2007 1:22 PM | Link to this

@Slimone,Hmmm? How about we start carpooling U sure this is not about intensive Head Training for RBud?! Matter of fact, i suggest WLB members need to start class for some of our less experienced members like RoseBud and some who need re-training(after going thru divorces,break-ups etc) This will make them more comptetive.MLBs can come in on occassion to give support and for live demos.Wise, i suggest u organize this. Cant imagine dating somebody with no head experience!!NO WAY.

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 1:22 PM | Link to this

I will mix the potatoes and peas and if I want meat on the fork you know the chick is going…lol Yes it is not how nasty you described it but most pick up when they are around me long enough that I do do that! lolol

By For Real

June 21, 2007 1:22 PM | Link to this

SJ Here is the description of Gemini’s in a relationship according to Yahoo horoscopes. I must admit I see some of myself in the description:

When two Geminis partner off, it really is like four people coming together (Gemini is represented by the Twins). This relationship can never be dull, which is a good thing — these two can get bored easily! Since they have the same need for intellectual stimulation and nearly-constant chatter, they serve very well as one another’s sounding boards off which to bounce new ideas and theories. Gemini is all about freedom and variety of expression, and two Geminis together will enjoy this to the fullest. Others enjoy two Geminis as a couple as well — they’re sure to be the life of every party with their sharp wit and well-honed entertainment routine. If they can avoid competition and cooperate instead, their love relationship can be extremely happy and mutually satisfying.

The Twins love to toss back and forth tidbits of playful banter, sarcasm and occasional ironic cynicism. This is fun, to be sure, but may prevent one or both of the partners from taking the relationship seriously. In an intimate love relationship, there is certainly a place for seriousness, which Gemini would do well to learn. If both partners can pay more attention to their feelings rather than being ruled solely by thoughts and intellect, they will greatly enhance their love experience.

Gemini is ruled by the Planet Mercury (Communication). This couple could talk each other around in circles all night long. Mercury (or Hermes in Greek mythology) was a traveller; Gemini shares that love for variety in places and conversation topics. Be warned, two-headed Twins — the gift of gab could be misinterpreted as gossip. Learning to use the gift of communication in a positive way is key.

Gemini is an Air Sign, and thus responds to the world and to their romantic partner with a more rational than emotional focus. Their short attention spans cause them to burn out sometimes, but two Geminis together burn out at the same time! And, of course, that Gemini creativity will dream up a new scheme a moment later.

Gemini is a Mutable Sign. Their flexible, easy-going natures make the four of them a perfect couple. These two have mastered the art of compromise; two Mutable signs together can easily form a conflict-free union. Just about the only thing that may lead to a real argument is a discussion that has gone out of hand; luckily, Gemini quickly realizes the insignificance of proving a point — and of fighting in general.

What’s the best aspect of the Gemini-Gemini relationship? The enormous amount of intellectual energy and stimulation they provide one another. They are able to save one another from leading a mundane existence. Together they can entertain the world and accomplish more than either could alone.

By JustMe

June 21, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this

Demi Aiight…. Bet. If you come Tuesday Morning…… I just might be cleaning house in my cast :-)

By The Truth

June 21, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this

The Truth hacks into AJC to find out where Rosebud lives. Good idea Slim. Really Rosebud if you want to practice I’ll do what I can to help. I need to do more volunteer work anyway.

Lady Dark w/Dimples why is it everytime I see your name I think of Lady w/Dark Nipples?

Based on comments made today by a few memebers of the MLB, we will be reviewing all personal files to establish the sexual orientation of some of our members. Any members found to have “tendencies” will not be booted but will be “transferred” to our sister organization the **WLB”.

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 1:25 PM | Link to this

Hotlanta yes girl, I am so comfortable in my birthday suit. One day I had to check mail, at the door I paused and said wait a minute do I have any clothes on? LOL

By For Real

June 21, 2007 1:26 PM | Link to this

*Ummmm SMACK, SMACK, what did you say WIPE MOUTH WITH MY SLEEVE, Jewel?

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 1:27 PM | Link to this

LOL SeanJ I’m a gemini too and you basically just described me. With the exception of me being a playa.

SlimOne your 1:18 post hit the nail on the head.

I absolutely hate the process of getting to know folks and have been called out on it by interested men and female friends.

By RoseBud

June 21, 2007 1:27 PM | Link to this

Thanks Truth

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 1:30 PM | Link to this

Island Girrrrrlll LOL! Rolling my big black eyes is a warning!

By melo

June 21, 2007 1:30 PM | Link to this

@Slim,Rosebud wow! Um…warning. The guys on this blog will be trying to hack into ajc to find out who you are and where you live Slim, u sleek!!LOL.First u have to scare the chic with that, and then when u are in her comfort zone, u invite her for carpool, acting like the real protector.Woman run game fo sho. Playa til u die, lie SJ observed!!

By melo

June 21, 2007 1:30 PM | Link to this

@Slim,Rosebud wow! Um…warning. The guys on this blog will be trying to hack into ajc to find out who you are and where you live Slim, u sleek!!LOL.First u have to scare the chic with that, and then when u are in her comfort zone, u invite her for carpool, acting like the real protector.Woman run game fo sho. Playa til u die, like SJ observed!!

By For Real

June 21, 2007 1:31 PM | Link to this

Melo That is a great idea. We can incorporate it into th BFC. I believe education is so vital.

By JustMe

June 21, 2007 1:33 PM | Link to this

I was hoping to catch a nap from my meds, but they ain’t doing jack!

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 1:33 PM | Link to this

The Summer birthday months are fun!!! I have never been into to my bday like that but this year I am too excited…

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 1:34 PM | Link to this

Food things:

I don’t like my food to touch either

Please don’t let my cornbread get soggy with the greens or any other juice - when I used to go to Q-Time, they had to put my corn muffin in a separate container.

I don’t do sweet drink with sweet food. Never will I have soda with dessert - it has to be sweet/salty (coke with chips, or water with snickers)

Green vegetable with every non-breakfast meal.

Apple everyday.

PMS time - for some reason I crave buttered popcorm jelly bellies, LOL.

Oh and I make sure I rotate my meats (for instance I had chicken for lunch yesterday, beef for dinner yesterday, so I had to have fish for lunch today)

By JustMe

June 21, 2007 1:34 PM | Link to this

I was hoping to catch a nap from my meds, but they ain’t doing jack!

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 1:37 PM | Link to this

Tazzee you and Slim have a point it is hard getting to know people. It’s safe to say in my own case even giving someone new, male and female a chance.

SJ keep talking you might be on to something.

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 1:38 PM | Link to this

For Real So, which one of you said it was okay to post that lonnnnnnng post?

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 1:39 PM | Link to this

@ Ladylike…who did u use to be?? u know changing names is cheating..but you sound familiar..lady J does too…..i confused yall like i get confused with alvin demi and musing..lmao

@ Taz…i will read blog your when i get a chance..i know are religious…but i know u have a pole at the house too..lol..

@ 4real…its very accurate..i dated a gemini before…and i will admit..she kept me on my toes…as i did her…

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 1:40 PM | Link to this

Ok Justme i know you have been gone for a minute..but hit your button once…and then hit the refresh button….it’s ok no citation this time cause of the MEDS

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 1:43 PM | Link to this

No I don’t SeanJ…Started as Confused…Became Lady J and was Red Flag for a day!!! lolol Lady J for life baby!!!LOLOL

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

June 21, 2007 1:45 PM | Link to this

Hey Jewel- i ask about you the other day.

Hey Lady J, Sexion, NC Girl, T-mango where is Dr.Kym, LL, Raqi

Great Topics Wise— Just a reminder of while i enjoy being single. Plus the posts are sooo funny! After training for a week and meeting after meeting i needed a good laugh. thanks again

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 1:46 PM | Link to this

SJ since you are reading people todday how familar do I sound? Inquiring minds want to know! LOLOL

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 1:49 PM | Link to this

For Real Sounds like a no-brainer to me. Slim trying to figure out what For Real is going to get outta seeing Rosebud practice on a banana instead of the real thing

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 1:50 PM | Link to this

lol GA.man AKA “Mr. Entertainment…Be easy on my buddy!!!

By Demi

June 21, 2007 1:51 PM | Link to this

JustMe naw babe I got my body looking tight, I’ll clean the house wearing a knee length towel around my waist, bruhman flipflops and nothing else…have some Colt .45 while you watch.

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 1:52 PM | Link to this

Hey Ms U!!!!:) Glad to read you!!! Yesterday was off the chain…Go and read and you will be entertained!!! lol

By QC

June 21, 2007 1:56 PM | Link to this

My thing is whatever i’m drinking with my dinner has to be on the right side, my bread has to be in a seperate saucer, i must have extra lemons with my sweet tea, i don’t like the sunlight shining too early through my windows, i can’t stand for my “bed guest” to have “cold azz feet” i start off sleeping with my covers over my head, i have to have a bottle of Dasani water on my night stand cause i’m always waking up during the night drinking water in my sleep…my bedroom door has to be closed, i must have strawberry jam on my peanut butter sandwiches, don’t like white gravy & only like gravy in the middle of my smashed tata’s not all over. I have to have an “ice cold coke with my Sunday dinner”…

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 1:56 PM | Link to this

@ Taz…i will read blog your when i get a chance..i know are religious…but i know u have a pole at the house too..lol.. SeanJ - I almost spit my water on that one. No pole at the house, but when I give folks a tour and we get to the empty room I tell them its reserved for the pole.

Oh and I haven’t been a good blogger lately, so you’ll be reading a bunch of old stuff…

By JJ

June 21, 2007 1:56 PM | Link to this

For Real you just described me to a “T” in your 1:22 post. I am a Gemini too and that looks like it was written especially for me. I printed it out. Thanks!!!

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 1:57 PM | Link to this

Ok, folks….the food not touching each other, food group classifications and all the other idiosyncrasies are starting to sound like a touch of OCD…..check out Monk on the USA channel. lol

By T-Mango

June 21, 2007 1:58 PM | Link to this

Hey MsUnderstood aka MsU

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 1:59 PM | Link to this

There are a lot of Geminis on this blog!

Let’s see, we have SlimOne/Big Fat Woman, SeanJ/Lil’ Man, For Real/Fakin’ It, Ladylike/She’s a Tramp, Tazzee/Where’s the Beef? I had fish yesterday, and Jewel/Cubic Zirconium.

Okay, I’m bored! LOL!

By NCGirlfromATL

June 21, 2007 1:59 PM | Link to this

Wassup Ms U

Blatino are you suggesting some sort of BlogNewbies manual?

For Real You can hide in the closet all you’d like…you, R Kelly and Clay Aiken! LMAO!!

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 2:00 PM | Link to this

@ Lady J…i am not reading folks today..just responded to slim explaining my comment from earlier…you do/did sound familiar from your post..our paths havent crossed…yet anyway

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 2:03 PM | Link to this

melo I think training someone on how to be a head doctor is out of my realm of expertise…or should I say Top G-35 classified info. I’ll leave that job for someone else. I just saw Rosebud say she lives in Conyers and I have to fill up every 3 to 4 days. Sure would be nice to ride instead of drive. But I will definitely say yea to the motion of a required MLB Earmuffing Class.

Truth* again, You seem to continue shocking me. I’ve now implemented a No Drink-No Eat rule whenver I read your posts. And one more thing…The **WLB only accepts born females into our organization. You must didn’t read our fyne print.

We,the founders of the WLB, reserve the right to dismiss any applicant based on whatever we so choose

Tazzee I can be really excited about meeting someone new but that newness seems to wear off for me rather quickly; especially if i smell bullshyt.

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this

Hello MisU

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 2:11 PM | Link to this

Fellow Geminians (new word) Professionally, are you perceived as a reserved, serious, nononsense person?

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 2:11 PM | Link to this

Island Girl Monk is one of my favorite shows.

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 2:13 PM | Link to this

Got you SJ just thought it was cute and funny! No pun hun! Sml!:)

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 2:14 PM | Link to this

Hahahahahaha, that’s a good Jewel! See that’s what’s fun about the blog.

By For Real

June 21, 2007 2:14 PM | Link to this

Jewel It was Batman but I have never been around soooo many Gemini’s before. Do you think there is a difference between May and June Gemini’s or male and female. I haven’t dated a Gemini before so I want to know would she understand my I don’t want to see or talk to anyone mood?

NC You say that now but I bet you check you closet twice before you go to bed tonite. CHI,CHI,CHI - HAHAAA

By Wise Diva

June 21, 2007 2:16 PM | Link to this

did she just say gravy in her cleavage?

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 2:17 PM | Link to this

Geminis What do you say you let my twins meet your twins so we can all be twins….okay I know…that was lame. lol

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 2:17 PM | Link to this

Wavin at’cha MissU, hi ya doin?

UmpUmm SJ I’m not telling. Yeap, Geminis cheat too, but I’m having so much fun.

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 2:21 PM | Link to this

Jewel As a matter of fact, yes. But then if I go to a social function with my co-workers (like a basketball game) their initial reaction is ‘wow, is that really Tazzee?!?’

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

June 21, 2007 2:21 PM | Link to this

Truth: Lady Dark w/Dimples why is it everytime I see your name I think of Lady w/Dark Nipples

I’m going to have to put you in timeout today…you off da chain!!

But they’re definitely NOT pink!

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 2:23 PM | Link to this

OK who put gravy in the cleavage…..GaMan ears perk wayyyy up

Food not touching is crazy…..isnt it going in and out of the same places..just wondering

By Staceye

June 21, 2007 2:25 PM | Link to this

Hotlanta and Ladylike I am gonna need you guys to hang a mirror by your doors to remind you that you are naked before you wallk out the door and catch a charge….of course after catching a few stares and some old perv getting their rocks off by your naturalness! LOL

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 2:25 PM | Link to this

4 Real I’ve dated a Gemini either. Seems like it would make for a very weird but passionate type of relationship.

Jewel I really can’t tell you how folks perceive me to be here at work. I pretty much talk to folks that I choose to talk to (hence, people I like). I’m not into everyone’s business and I pretty much like to do my job w/o being micro-managed. I have no problem voicing my thoughts and one incident got blown out of proportion once so I assume they don’t think I take to bullshyt easily..unless I really don’t care. When i leave work, I don’t think about it again until it’s time to get up the next morning.

By Demi

June 21, 2007 2:25 PM | Link to this

wearing only a wrap around towel and bruh man sandals

Would you like a good massage from a chocolate eye candy Ms.U?

now doing the LL Cool J’s lip lick for added effect

By Sexione

June 21, 2007 2:25 PM | Link to this

Y’all are crazy!!!! but I’m sure we already knew that

LadyJ I love the hairdo!! She’s really a big girl now!!!!

Truth That’s why I only light them in the part of the house I’m in………and I LOVE them!!! They have to be scented though!

LadyLike that sounds sooooo calming!!! do yo thang gurl………lol

GAman you r a mess!!!!! lol

Okay, I can’t keep up today…..not and pay attention in class…….lmsao

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 2:27 PM | Link to this

Yes, Jewel I am perceived as a reserved, serious, nononsense person. Sometimes this is good and sometimes I think it’s too bad.

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 2:27 PM | Link to this

Yes, Jewel I am perceived as a reserved, serious, nononsense person. Sometimes this is good and sometimes I think it’s too bad. Some people just miss out on a

By For Real

June 21, 2007 2:28 PM | Link to this

Jewel Yes I am. I am also seen as unapproachable and intimidating.

Tazzee Monk is one of my favorite shows. Did you see the one when Monk and the other patient of his psychologist got into over the magzine rack?

Slim Dayummm gas price ain’t no joke huh?

Slim at the gas station…

Slim: Man these dayumm gas prices are kill me.

Dude: I like to smell women’s hot feet

Slim: WTF

Dude: I will take you to work everyday if you let me smell your feet.

Slim: Deal. Pick me up 6:30am I don’t like to be late. Oh and to give you a taste sniff away buddy.

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 2:28 PM | Link to this

Preach it Ga.man…I feel the same way!!! lol

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 2:28 PM | Link to this

For Real I don’t know if there is a difference. If there is, I am a May baby, so of course we are the best! I really don’t ascribe to the horoscope mumbo jumbo, but some of it does ring true. My ex is a Gemini…our birthdays are four days apart. Our biggest clash was that both of him had to cheat! LOL!

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

June 21, 2007 2:30 PM | Link to this

GA.man it’s not crazy…when you let collard green juice get on your candy yams…they’re not as sweet anymore…and when you let candy yams touch your mac-n-cheez then you’re eating sweet mac-n-cheez….UGGGHHHHHH!!!

By Deeva4Life

June 21, 2007 2:33 PM | Link to this

SlimOne your 1:18 post sounds so much like me. Being a Gemini as well, SJ’s description of you sounds like things I’ve heard before.

My “things” are: I don’t like to walk around bare feet (its something about my feet being on a cold surface), I too sleep with my bedroom door closed and locked (along with my closet door and bathroom door closed); I absolutely hate drinking out of plastic cups (they hold smells in them so I drink out of glasses and I always rinse the glass out before I drink out of it); I don’t bring drinks of any kind in the bathroom (I’ll enjoy a glass of wine after I bathe) and I sleep with a fan on year round (I can’t sleep hot).

By NCGirlfromATL

June 21, 2007 2:33 PM | Link to this

did she just say gravy in her cleavage? Lawd. I’ve heard everything now.

For Real if you can get into my closet with all of the shoes, clothes and stuff, we’ll have to rename you Rubberband Man.

Slim You know For Real ain’t got no car…we took that yesterday with the Visa and the cash. Remember, his hooptie left us on the side of Bankhead Hwy and we had to call Sexione to pick us up in the WLB Range?

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 2:34 PM | Link to this

Sorry for all the posts everybody, my computer just did something really weird.

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 2:35 PM | Link to this

Hey Sexi…Called my mom to check on her and is is apart will beg mom dukes to try again…HEr hair has to start growing out!! Girls her age have long hair but when I was her aga my hair was just like hers a small afro…lol

Okay good people where are the Leo Ladies?? Let me her you raor!!!! lolol

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 2:35 PM | Link to this

Tazzee I know. There were moments I actually had to tell my employees, “it’s okay to laugh. I really meant that as a joke.”

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 2:37 PM | Link to this

OOOOOOKKK heckkkkk nawww **Ladylike you get 11 citations for your repeated post of the same dang gome thang

Riiiippp Riiiippp Riiiippp RiiiipppRiiiippp Riiiippp Riiiippp RiiiipppRiiiippp* Riiiippp Riiiippp

By For Real

June 21, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this

Jewel Both of them??? Funny.

Ok Gemini’s what was the last thing you had to talk yourself out of doing? Which is your try to do the right thing side and which is your I don’t care what they think side?

For Real: try to do the right thing

Batman: I don’t care what they think

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this

Demi I apologize but LL’s Lip Lick Can’t be duplicated. You might want to stick with that Fresh Prince Get Jiggy Wit It move. lol

4 Real Ewwwww! I’m not into feet and I’m not into guys that are into feet. I would never be able to kiss him, wondering what all kind of feet have been in his mouth. Can you get athletes mouth from someone with athletes foot? But you can trust me with your car. I’ll give you 32cent on the gas and half a peppermint. Deal?

My dad is a Gemini too. He told me he always had an issue with not wanting to go to bed alone. I guess that accounts for his many women when he wasn’t married.

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 2:42 PM | Link to this

For Real Not calling you out or being mean or ugly but I can agree to what people have told you for our 2second encounter…Now don’t play me like you haven’t met me wither but not being rude but I am also seen as unapproachable and intimidating. I sorta felt that too…JMHO…Don’t blow me away either! lolo

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 2:42 PM | Link to this

Give some love to the Capricorns Jan.1ST

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 2:43 PM | Link to this

@ Ladylike…give me a couple of clues..i wont need many…as far as cheating…we do…i KEPT atleast 3 girls friends when i was younger…these days…rather than cheat..i just stay uncommitted…

By Deeva4Life

June 21, 2007 2:43 PM | Link to this

For Real how do you handle being told you are unapproachable? I asked because I’ve been told that before…and once a guy talks to me and gets to know me they all say the same thing “you’re really cool but I didn’t think you would be when I first saw you”. I think I’m a nice person…not overly friendly but I can’t figure out what makes me appear unapproachable. I don’t walk around frowning but I’ll admit I’m not the best with eye contact…some times I take that as staring and I don’t just sit up and stare at people. Any way, just curious.

By For Real

June 21, 2007 2:45 PM | Link to this

Ladylike They have meds for Terets

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 2:45 PM | Link to this

Ladies here is your song but i know you never felt like this….

Have you ever been in love..been in love so bad you do anything to make them understand…have you ever had someone steal your heart away…..

have you ever searched for words…and you dont know where to start…..

have you ever loved someone you never knew where to start….couldnt find the words they just would come out right……

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 2:48 PM | Link to this

Deeva I can’t stand for my feet to be cold. Oh yeah and if I have on flip flops or sandals, I can’t stand for my feet to get wet. I’d rather run through the rain with my sandals in hand before I get my feet wet with them on.

NC Oh yeah…well you meant to say, we took his momma’s car. He’s still living in her basement playing Hungry Hungry Hippo’s and Trouble all by himself.

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 2:51 PM | Link to this

But Fro Real chatting with you lately has been fun…guess one has to put in time…lol You are funny though!:)

By Officer Avino

June 21, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this

Tired of Ladylike’s double and triple posts…demi drop kicks Ladylike’s pc to the planet Mercury

Gemini that!!!

By For Real

June 21, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this

LadyJ I remember. Not sure why you felt that way… I smiled and gave you a hug and you still felt like I unapproachable and intimidating??? Did I have some sort of facial expression that made you feel that way?

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 2:57 PM | Link to this

4 Real Gemini’s what was the last thing you had to talk yourself out of doing? I often experience that. The Good Conscience on one side and the I Don’t Give a Fugg on the other side. I’ll need to think about this one a little longer.

Lady J You’ve met For Real? What does he look like? lol

Deeva I’ve been told that folks thought I was stuck up before they got to know me. That was harsh because I never thought I gave off the stuck-up Bip vibe…unless of course I’m in a bad mood.

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 2:59 PM | Link to this

Don’t know guess I wanted to chat more and I felt you ended it abrutely…But you are right you were not rude you were with your friends so hey a missjudgement on my part and it was chatting to get up just run my mouth as I do all day!! Glad we became blog buddies though!!!:)

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 2:59 PM | Link to this

@**GAman…I got luv for the Capricorns…Geminis think I’m too bossy :-( IG kicking rocks….

By Deeva4Life

June 21, 2007 3:00 PM | Link to this

Slim you definitely sound like my twin…LOL! I don’t like feet either. I have to really be in love with a guy to touch his feet or have his feet touch me.

By Lady J

June 21, 2007 3:02 PM | Link to this

Okay good people!!! Fun topic today!!! Have a great evening…Going to learn how to braid hair!

Peace!

By For Real

June 21, 2007 3:02 PM | Link to this

D4Life I thought I had it under control until LadyJ’s post. I think it’s because we don’t care what people think about us (good or bad). It’s like this is our world and we just letting you stay in it. I can deal with you or not either way it doesn’t faze me. Then your other side say you what f/k them be out. IMO

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 3:04 PM | Link to this

Oh no, GA.man it was the computer, well, at least I thought it was the computer.

For Real terets, Lol, cute, but I’m still not answering this question: “what was the last thing you had to talk yourself out of doing? Which is your try to do the right thing side and which is your I don’t care what they think side?”

Officer Avino only if you order me a new pc. LOL

Nope SJ not telling, it’s okay, you’re a fellow Gemini I got’cha.

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 3:07 PM | Link to this

Has anyone every been to Taboo2 on Roswel Rd on a Thursday night?

By NCGirlfromATL

June 21, 2007 3:08 PM | Link to this

Y’all are killing me w/ the no-touching food. My dad used to get on me about moving my food around on the plate so that it didn’t touch… he said it was all going down to the same destination, so stop playing with your food!

36 yr old NC sits at the table across from her dad, defiantly pushing food around on her plate :-p! LOL!

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 3:09 PM | Link to this

For Real I’ve seen all the Monk episodes, I DVR them.

And right now I’m trying to talk myself out of coming to Atlanta for the NBAF the weekend of July 21. Every weekend until then I’ll either be out of town or have company (haven’t had a weekend to myself since June 2 - and I was in Miami until May 30). So the reasonable conservative Tazzee is saying I need to stay my tail put for a weekend and the other side is saying ‘girl you’re young (kinda - as my friend put it), single, no kids, it doesn’t matter if you don’t spend another weekend in your house.

Right now, the adventurous Tazzee is winning…

Deeva and SlimOne I don’t go anywhere barefoot. When I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I put on my slippers. And I will not put my barefeet in any shower that I did not clean myself.

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 3:12 PM | Link to this

All Have/Do any of you ever role play with your SO’s? Like be around the house, the chick gets dressed up and yall act like he’s picking you up in the club and go from there? Or if you two happen to be driving side by side, you act like you don’t know each other and act like you trying to get the digits?

gotta keep it interesting

By For Real

June 21, 2007 3:13 PM | Link to this

NC Mamma said, mamma said give me back her credit card and her car and for me to stop playin with you fast azz heffers…

LadyJ Ok and I am sorry for making you feel that way. I will talk more next time. Cool???

Slim athletes mouth ewwww I get a picture of puss bubbles in a mouth. And I am never alone I always have Batman.

By Deeva4Life

June 21, 2007 3:17 PM | Link to this

For Real yeah when I display that type behavior it’s taken as me being mean. I’m not mean, I just don’t try to please people. Either you like me or you don’t and my world doesn’t revolve around either answer. So I feel exactly where you’re coming from.

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 3:17 PM | Link to this

@ 4real..your last post hit it on the head..i too..dont really care what folk think about me either way…Been told i was unapproachable and or mean…but thats before folks got to know me…unlike D4Life..i stare…people/female watching is a hobby of mine…i just dont always speak too busy watching..

One quirk i have is…before me and a female handle our business..have her walk around the room a few times naked..in her heels…and she got the leave the heels on the entire episode..

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 3:17 PM | Link to this

For Real LOL! It’s like, which one of me should respond to this stupid, idiotic statement? There are some people who have misinterpreted my silence. They don’t know that we are trying to decide whether to load the gun or just walk away. LOL!

I’ve heard those too. Unapproachable. Intimidating. Stuck-up. Prissy.

GaMan Only because my sweetie is a Capricorn. December. You are a day late…

By Tiff

June 21, 2007 3:20 PM | Link to this

Hey All

On topic: I’m Slim, Deeva, ForReal and SJ in other words..a Gemini!! LOL Putting your feet on me or near me will get you hurt!! Ughhh

Hey Jewel I needed one of your posts the other day when I ran across the ex..Woosah :)

what was the last thing you had to talk yourself out of doing? Which is your try to do the right thing side and which is your I don’t care what they think side?
The only time I talk myself out of doing anything is if its truly me just being evil. As a youngin I couldn’t control the dark side but I’m better now that I’m older. I try not to make people cry anymore but still feel a little bit of joy in their misery when karma kicks them in the azz.

Sup QC, Demi

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 3:22 PM | Link to this

Hey Island Girl what’s your zodiac sign?

You know NCgirl I don’t car if my food touches, actually I agree that it’s all going the same way. My mom would tell me the same thing when I was younger, or she would say stop playing with your food. I guess I just wanted to keep my food separated.

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 3:23 PM | Link to this

I’mmmmm man without conviction….we come anddddd gooooo Karmmmmaa karrrrmmmaa you come and goooooooooo…loving would be easy if you if come to like my liiikkkeeee my dreamssssss

and you use to be so sweetttttt i hearddddd you sayyyy…my loveeeee is addddddiccctionnnn…you scrrreeeaammmm alomnngggggggggggggg karrrmmaaaa..kaaarrrmmaaaa chemleoooonnnnnnn…love would be easyyyyyy great gooolddeennn

everyday is like survvviialllll youre my lovvver not my rivvvaalllllllll

LOLOLOLOL i love being me

By For Real

June 21, 2007 3:24 PM | Link to this

Ladylike Don’t be scared. I ain’t tell nobody else. But if it was me I would do it so long as it was not video taped.

Tazzee, D4Life, & Slim I am with yall 100% on the shoes thang. I tell my boys they should always put their socks on first in case we got to run outside for an emergency.

NC I still use sectional plates. That’s right I said it.

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 3:25 PM | Link to this

Jewel everyone parties like a RockStar on my B-day

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 3:26 PM | Link to this

For Real I stand in agreement with your 3:02 post.

By NCGirlfromATL

June 21, 2007 3:28 PM | Link to this

For Real You are skraight stoopid! Now, go back downstairs with your big-A bowl of Cocoa Puffs and watch Tom & Jerry. And put some clothes on…no one wants to see your Spiderman underoos, with the big hole in the booty.

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 3:29 PM | Link to this

For Real sectional plates…lolololol

By Blak Diamond

June 21, 2007 3:32 PM | Link to this

My “THING”: Sitting around in my big comfy cotton panties, a wife beater tee, no bra, Jasmine Candles & inscent burning as well as those natural herbs I luv to call Mary Jane, a few ice cold coronas w/my plies CD playing.

Now that’s wassup!! Am I afraid to show this THING to my other half? No…not really, but I WON’T b/c It’s MY thing!! somethings you just have to keep to yourself.

Smooches……..

By Wise Diva

June 21, 2007 3:33 PM | Link to this

Yea, so basically uhh, we are all going to be jacked up when we get spouses, that’s really what I am realizing now, LOL.

By Demi

June 21, 2007 3:34 PM | Link to this

SlimOne I love flirting and coming up with some lame a$$ pick up lines with my SO.

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 3:34 PM | Link to this

For Real It wouldn’t be ladylike to tell all. I think you’re the only one standing that close to the edge. LOLLOL, self-control is golden. smile

By For Real

June 21, 2007 3:34 PM | Link to this

Jewel They don’t know that we are trying to decide whether to load the gun or just walk away. Funny but so true. That’s why I don’t carry a gun.

SJ I feel you on that. My thing is I like her to make it talk while I am kissing her mouth and breast. UMMMM that’s one sweet sound.

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 3:35 PM | Link to this

@Ladylike…..Virgo…

By Deeva4Life

June 21, 2007 3:36 PM | Link to this

Oh another thing I don’t like is baby slob. As a woman with no kids, I just hate when babies slob on you. I love my nieces and nephews but when they were babies there were times I’d have to balance them in one arm while quickly trying to wipe their slob off me with the other. Of course my sisters crack up at me and tell me that they can’t wait for me to have a baby because then I’ll see that it’s not that bad but it does something to me.

And what about those moms that pick the pacifier up off the floor and put it in their mouth before putting it back it the babies mouth??? I’ve never understood that but hey…I’m not a mother either but it seems rinsing it off in the sink will work just fine.

By Jewel

June 21, 2007 3:36 PM | Link to this

Hello Tiff How are you? So, another Gemini?! I am too!

For Real Sectional plates?! That will get you kicked out of the Gemini club! LOL!

By Wise Diva

June 21, 2007 3:39 PM | Link to this

for pete’s sake For Real, some of us are really living single, you don’t need to be creating those kind of visuals..

that’s not right! shaking my head

By Raqi

June 21, 2007 3:39 PM | Link to this

SlimOne if you mean imaging myself having a torrid affair with the pool boy after watching my husband from the upstairs window while he cleans the pool, then…yeah.

And when he does his Barak Obama imitation…oh baby. He calls himself making mockery of him but hey it work wonders for me.

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 3:44 PM | Link to this

Raqi Now I think i’ve heard about this poolboy of yours on more than this one ocassion. lol Must be one helluva pool boy. Does he do tubs? (Slim ain’t got no pool)*

By Raqi

June 21, 2007 3:45 PM | Link to this

WiseDiva pretty much. But its those little quirks that make us so lovable…but then again annoys the crap out of us. Ask me, I know.

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 3:47 PM | Link to this

@Raqi…so does that mean you have a secret thing for Barak…we promise not to tell anyone…lol

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment

June 21, 2007 3:48 PM | Link to this

Ok All….I am out..like I always say if you got a problem….give it to God…he can fix anything…and you can take that to the Bank

One Love MLB for LIFE

By NCGirlfromATL

June 21, 2007 3:49 PM | Link to this

For Real Section plates LMAO!! I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and ask Chinette? I don’t want you to have the Donald Duck toddler plate w/ the matching sippy cup. LOL!!

By 2CPTG

June 21, 2007 3:50 PM | Link to this

Raqi…..you’sa mess, gal!!!! how ya been, though? miss reading you.

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 3:53 PM | Link to this

Island Girl my youngest sister is a Leo, boy does she think she is my Moma. My Mom and older sister are both Libra’s, we lovingly disagree all the time. So yes, you probably are, how Kelis say it: “I’m Bossy”; but it does not bother me at girl. ^5 to you.

Thank you WD, For Real no visuals please.

By Raqi

June 21, 2007 3:54 PM | Link to this

WiseDiva Prime example: Before the nuptials when I would spend time at his place, I thought it so endearing that he would roll all of his clothing into the towel after showering. That way there were no clothing scattered all over the floor. But now that bugs the crap out of me. To have to stand there and shake loose that bundle when I am trying to quickly sort the laundry. Argh

Sorry that’s all I have to offer these days. I will soon be back into the swing of things.

By Island Girl

June 21, 2007 3:56 PM | Link to this

@Slim…..LOL…does he do tubs..might as well get him to do the whole bathroom while he’s at it. LOL

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 4:02 PM | Link to this

Little End Of Day Humor

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write Spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, “Honey, you received a very strange post card today.”

“Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it,” he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread!

By Wise Diva

June 21, 2007 4:03 PM | Link to this

LOL @ Raqi…It’s great to see you back, I was wondering about you too!

Ok, so when I marry, I need a really huge house with my own seperate wing, or husband that travels during the week. LOL or BOTH!

By Raqi

June 21, 2007 4:08 PM | Link to this

Hey 2Can I’ve been good. Glad to see you back. I have always enjoyed reading you.

Island Girl Ain’t no secret. Sure do. He is perfect. Right color, right frame, and those hands…

SlimOne He doesn’t do tubs, but I gets a kick out of watching him clean the shower.

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 4:10 PM | Link to this

Wise Diva I know a couple of married women who have there own private recreational room in the house, somewhere they can go and have me time. I kinda like the idea.

By SeanJohnson3000

June 21, 2007 4:13 PM | Link to this

@ Raqi…what complextion are u?

By The Truth

June 21, 2007 4:16 PM | Link to this

Slim I volunteer to lead that earmuffing class and promise to pass aon all I have learned in life. If you would like I’ll even do an advanced class, called ffrom the back. Let me know.

By kinderbabe

June 21, 2007 4:23 PM | Link to this

hey ladyj, demi, IG, slim, GAma, mo, all the blog people:)

jewel read a comment of yours a couple days back about you being a gemini and your sweetie being a capricorn…i’m in the same situation except reversed, i’m a cap and my baby’s a gemini.:) i guess that must be a winning combination. lol

well back to the books…have a great evening everyone!

By Raqi

June 21, 2007 4:23 PM | Link to this

I had to pull away to deal with some “life” issues. LOL

My oldest is headed off to Univ. of Mich in August so we are trying to get him situated. And then my youngest had a procedure to correct the problem with the bleeding in his brain so I had to take some days off. His father and I are sharing the duties of staying with him. The most awkward situation is having your ex all up in your house while you are not home. It’s funny because if he is still there when Mason gets home he will politely escort him to the door while engaging in menial small talk. But that’s what I have been up to.

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 4:25 PM | Link to this

Truth As much as I respect your enthusiasm to head the class, we’ll need some references as well as proof of your expertise. We’ll need to be able to distinguish you from any other joe schmo that says he is able.

By DuShawn

June 21, 2007 4:28 PM | Link to this

Wise Diva You bring up an interesting point. The same quirks that one becomes accustomed to doing while single, often become annoying habits to your spouse. Just as others have mentioned, for my lady, the closet door has to be kept closed, she doesn’t sleep under the sheets, and she has no problem using the bathroom with the door open. All of which I found strange as hell. Those are a few of many things I had to get used to. I still have issues with the open door bathroom policy. I’ll close the door for her. She’ll say ”what’s the big deal, you’ve seen it before” I’m like ”Baby, that’s not a good look” I have my own stuff too. She hates all of the hangers I leave in the bathroom. At night I hang the suit and shirt I plan to wear the next day in the bathroom. I like to have every thing laid out (boxers, belt, shoes, socks). It saves time in the morning. As a result, hangers accumulate in the bathroom. It doesn’t bother me, but it drives her nutz. Those same quirks that we jovially discussed here today can easily become the impetus of arguments. That’s where compromising in a relationship comes into play. You have to adjust to the other persons weirdness. Even if it annoys the hell out of you.

By The Truth

June 21, 2007 4:32 PM | Link to this

Blak Diamond I feel you except cotton undies are outlawed in my house, unless its that time of the month. Even then I can’t see them. Thats birth control.

WD that is a great idea. Ev1 needs a spot they can go to regularly and not have to be bothered. I don’t know about the whole wing thing, was thinking a room. Some people are greedy though. lol

LDD should I start calling you Lady With Dark Nipples? Let me know.

By Raqi

June 21, 2007 4:32 PM | Link to this

Yes WiseDiva separate wings connected by one door that looks only from your side.

SeanJohn I am your average shade of fabulous.

And I am out.

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 4:33 PM | Link to this

Raqi How is hubby doing since the death in the family? Has he gotten through his way of grieving and opened up more?

By SlimOne

June 21, 2007 4:38 PM | Link to this

Du Hangars, hangars, hangars hanging everywhere…Yeah my ex would have hangars all over the place. To me any kind of clutter that isn’t done by me, irks that living daylights out of me. No one person is going to like EVERYThing about another. Otherwise, we might as well all be StepFord Wives/Husbands. whatever you like

By The Truth

June 21, 2007 4:40 PM | Link to this

Slim I can either provide references or give you a live demonstration. Let me know.

By QC

June 21, 2007 4:45 PM | Link to this

Have a great evening bloggers!

By Tazzee

June 21, 2007 4:45 PM | Link to this

LOL - I like that ‘average shade of fabulous’

DuShawn I’ve been trying to break some of my annoying habits in advance - but its difficult when you really don’t have to. But I always wonder if I’ll find a man that can put up with my ‘things’ and the older I get, the more ‘things’ I acquire.

By QC

June 21, 2007 4:47 PM | Link to this

Hey Tiff, Kinderbabe

By melo

June 21, 2007 4:47 PM | Link to this

Ladies, plz put ur shoes in their place. No shoes in the kitchen,living room, bedroom floor etc.

I hate that shyt! And why put stuff on the stairs?

By Ladylike

June 21, 2007 4:48 PM | Link to this

Great topic Wise Dive.

Good Night All

Peace!

By For Real

June 21, 2007 5:04 PM | Link to this

Oh hell yeah Melo that ish gets on my last nerve and I don’t care if it is your house. I get even by leaving the seat up at night.

Slim any kind of clutter that isn’t done by me, irks that living daylights out of me use a fool