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Persistent or Stalking?

Alright, pop quiz genius: You are stuck on the parking lot that is I-75. In the next car, you spot someone extremely attractive to you. You both lock eyes at the same time and then the smile of approval creeps up. What do you do?

Well, if you were me, you would pick up your cell phone and ask for the digits! I have tried it, so believe me, it works. In fact, I have tried a number of rather outrageous stunts to grab a man’s attention. What can I say? Some Atlanta men just bring out the huntress in me! It doesn’t happen everyday, or even every month; But every blue moon, I am forced to reach into my bag of attention-grabbing tricks.

I know a woman who is probably worse than I am! She has purposely had a few “fender benders” with a couple of guys (she is heavily insured!), and I have seen her pass our “dating” business cards at networking events, parties, fundraisers, etc. You know what? She is never without a date, either!

Guys, what are the most outrageous things you have done to get a woman’s attention? Did it work? Was she impressed or freaked out?

Ladies, you know that the only thing we really need to do is be seen, right? So, what do you do when you aren’t in a good position to be seen by the object of your admiration? Do you make an excuse to ask him a question? Do pull the damsel in distress card?

How far would you go to get a date?

Have you ever managed to go from cute persistence to scary stalker guy/girl?

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By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 8:08 AM | Link to this

Good morning All Who has breakfast duty today?

By MochaTreat

July 19, 2007 8:20 AM | Link to this

Goodmorning Slim, Demi, GAman, Sexione, Foots, Wise, Musing, LadyJ, MO, QC, Jake, Raqi, Kinder, Leggs and crew

I got breakfast today…grits, oatmeal, turkey bacon and sausage, fresh fruit, eggs, toast, muffins (banana nut and blueberry), tea, coffee,hot chocolate and water. Enjoy!!

By QC

July 19, 2007 8:22 AM | Link to this

Morning….Slim here’s breakfast..be sure to try this new carribean smoothie, it’s Cemeeli’s favorite hope she likes it…there’s also grits, turkey bacon/sausage, eggs, wheat toast, assorted muffins, assorted fruit, dasani water, latte’, assorted tea, bagels w/assorted fruit spread, french toast w/whip cream & oatmeal enjoy bloggers & do have a great day!

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 19, 2007 8:27 AM | Link to this

Good Moring to ALL!! hahaha.Wise girly are you searching for new tricks.

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 19, 2007 8:27 AM | Link to this

Good Moring to ALL!! hahaha.Wise girly are you searching for new tricks.

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 8:30 AM | Link to this

Goodmorning Everybody!!!

Whew….it’s almost Friday!!

By QC

July 19, 2007 8:30 AM | Link to this

Mocha great minds think alike, lol

I’m sure all the MLB’s will be very happy to see all this food we have for them…..

By cemeeli

July 19, 2007 8:31 AM | Link to this

Goodmorning my Blogroom Borthers and sisters Special thanks and shout to OC for that great spread. *ummmmm good ole grits and turfey Sausage, there is nothing like it & to wash it down with a Carribean Way smoothie. Yum!! YOur on it this morning!

By SexyLeggs

July 19, 2007 8:34 AM | Link to this

Good morning everyone! Thank you QC/MochaTreat a, because I’m famished. I just take a little from both of your spreads. I be back a little later. My boss wants me to do some work…bah humbug!

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 8:37 AM | Link to this

Mocha/QC Looks like we have extra vittles this morning. I say we give all the leftovers to the MLB. After all, WLB love to give back. lol

I think I will help myself to some french toast, eggs and sausage, a bottled water and a blueberry muffin for later.

On-Topic It’s still too early for my memory to be booted up but I can’t recall a time doing anything outrageous just to draw attention of a cutie of the opposite sex. If we happen to be standing by one another I might say a hello or something funny to jump start a convo. But I’ve never gone to the bathroom to hike up my skirt, tape my boobs up to create the illusion of cleavage and come back doing a cartwheel in the middle of the floor. Often times, eye contact and a smile will give him the green light to approach me. If i’m feeling really bold I might look at the guy when I’m dancing to make him feel like I’m imagining dancing with him.

By QC

July 19, 2007 8:39 AM | Link to this

You’re very welcome Cemeeli and enjoy all you want…SexyL girl take your time as you can see Mocha & I are looking out for all our Blog Family Members

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 8:42 AM | Link to this

Thanks Mocha & QC, my contribution to the spread……..Mimosas!!!

lmsao @ MsU Wisey is upping her game!!

By MochaTreat

July 19, 2007 8:42 AM | Link to this

@QC You are absolutely right…great minds do think alike!!

@SexyLeggs you’re welcome! I hope you enjoy it!!

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 19, 2007 8:45 AM | Link to this

Hey QC, SlimOne,SexyLeggs cemeeli ,Sexione &MochaTreat

By Dr. Kym-Relationship Expert

July 19, 2007 8:47 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All,

I peeked in to see the topic today. Hmmm outrages things I have done to get someone to notice me. Cant think of a thing..not even in high school. Outside of the passing of notes do you like me check yes or no etc. Hmmm guess that forward approach to dating is not really my thing.

By QC

July 19, 2007 8:49 AM | Link to this

uuuuummmmmmm Mimosa’s

Thanks Sexi1

By SexyLeggs

July 19, 2007 8:52 AM | Link to this

Hey, I’ll just grab one of these Mimosas and truly work. WiseDiva, I haven’t done anything outrageous to attract a guy, but I do flaunt my leggs and my strut.

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 8:53 AM | Link to this

Dr Kym Well, well, well….What have you been up to? Haven’t seen you around these here parts in a while.

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 19, 2007 8:57 AM | Link to this

HeyDr. Kym-Relationship Expert Got to go to a meeting.. be back

By Dr. Kym-Relationship Expert

July 19, 2007 9:01 AM | Link to this

Hey there Slim I have been given extra assignments so therefore I had to limit my visits to the blog. Thought I would pop around, since it is a slow news day, and see what is happening.

By NCGirlfromATL

July 19, 2007 9:02 AM | Link to this

Mocha & QC daaaaaaang! Good thing I’m hungry this morning! LOL! Good lookin’ out!

I can’t think of anything outrageous I’ve ever done to get a man’s attention. I’ve been told that I’m a flirt, but it’s not something I consciously do. I guess it’s just me. But, I’m fairly introverted, so if a man thinks I’m flirting, I probably already know him, or feel very comfortable with him right off.

Wise what kinds of things have you done that have worked? I might wanna give one or two a try. LOL!

By QC

July 19, 2007 9:03 AM | Link to this

Hey MsU

Hey Kym I was wondering when you would pop in, good to read you.

By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

July 19, 2007 9:04 AM | Link to this

Morning WLB since we are the only ones in as we speak!! QC/MochaTreat thanks for breakfast cause my stomach is scratching my back I am so hungry! And Mimosas too!! Its gonna be a good day!! LOL

Let a girl eat first and then I will comment, my mind is not good yet!

By MochaTreat

July 19, 2007 9:04 AM | Link to this

I don’t know if this is considered outrageous…but I did send an guy I had been checking out a drink! He was very shocked…because a woman had never sent him a dronk before!

@MsU What’s up! @Sexione I’ll take a Mimosa please. Thanks!

By QC

July 19, 2007 9:07 AM | Link to this

I guess some of our MLB members had a late night….i’m sure they’ll show and go right over to the breakfast table…enjoy guys!

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 9:09 AM | Link to this

You’re quite welcome QC!! By the time the men get here, we’ll be feeling reeeeaalll good lol

I’ve been thinking and I can’t recall doing anything outrageous to get a guy’s attention. My walk is lethal, so that usually does it (and that’s w/o even trying), a compliment, or that extra-wide smile……..but nothing outrageous.

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 9:11 AM | Link to this

Dr Kym Glad you got a chance to peep in today.

Ladies It seems like the men never can beat us in here to provide breakfast. I’m starting to think they take the scenic route to work daily just so they can mooch off our morning spread. Hmmm?

By QC

July 19, 2007 9:15 AM | Link to this

The most outrageous thing i’ve done with someone i was interested in was….sent flowers on his birthday signed the card “your secret crush” then afterwards i sent him a special little something every day for a month…on the last day i invited him to lunch at his favorite spot Quiznos and when he walked in he had the biggest smile on his face, and was delighted it was me. All the while he was telling about a secret admirer he had and had no idea who it was. I just love surprising my male friends…..

By Dr. Kym-Relationship Expert

July 19, 2007 9:15 AM | Link to this

Thank you QC nice to read you too.

By T-Mango

July 19, 2007 9:16 AM | Link to this

Good morning to the WLB and MLB

I’ve never been a huntress or did anything wild to get the attention of a man. Everyone has their own dating approaches and I can respect that…that’s just not my style. A man gets my attention by being himself,looking nice, having a sense of humor during conversation, exuding confidence and/or displaying a talent/skill…not by acting like he’s a nut case or auditioning for an episode of the MTV show Jackass. Show me by your swagger that you are a grown azz man. That’s what draws me in and gets my interest as a possible dating prospect.

Thanks for the breakfast ladies. I’m on my way to Lurksville, Georgia

By SeanJohnson3000

July 19, 2007 9:16 AM | Link to this

Sup Blog…not much to momment on this one…i am willing to do something creative thoughtful and sweet for a date…but i am not really persistant if u aint feeling me…females know within the first 5 minutes of meeting you if she would go out with you…by the time u step…she has already scoped you up and down and has did an appraisel to see how much you are worth and what u might be working with.

By Ladylike

July 19, 2007 9:19 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Blogmates, you guys know when I blog before 11:00 am I mispell words so be patient with me.

I haven’t gone so far as to become a stalker girl. I have been known to to manuever myself in spot to be seen by him, ya know that full panoramic shot. I begin a conversation with him, wit and charm always work really well, and if he’s an intellectual we can talk on that level also. Wise Diva I can’t tell you all of my secrets because men do read this blog. I’m sure they would say us women are a trip, but the guys like it when we put such effort in getting to know them. I stop short of wearing lose clothing. I think that, and acting extremely dumb turns a man off. No matter how much of a stud he thinks he is no man wants a potential to be seen by him or his associates as a garden tool. I am taking notes though you can never understand enough when dating! Happy Happy Thursday.

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 19, 2007 9:20 AM | Link to this

Good morning all

Wait we interupt this blog for an important message

Did i just see Dr. Kym hey girl what’s up..where ya been?**

GaMan now fixing a ghetto plate from both spreads…grits fallin off the plate…bacon all over the place…Dang i just dropped my muffin

Flowers and candy to the WLB

Drinks on me 2nite MLB

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 9:21 AM | Link to this

Mocha Here you go gurl, enjoy!!

Hey DrKym long time no read!

I’m starting to think they take the scenic route to work daily just so they can mooch off our morning spread. And you know this!! lmsao

By QC

July 19, 2007 9:23 AM | Link to this

These mimossa’s (hic-up) are great

i’ll get my refill in my 16oz quik trip cup

By abc

July 19, 2007 9:23 AM | Link to this

Honestly, this sounds extremely superficial, and desperate at the same time. Why go to such lengths for a date? If you’re hunting that laboriously, it doesn’t seem likely that you’ll be prepared if and when you meet anyone of special significance. No offense intended.

By Lacey (formally purplepassion)

July 19, 2007 9:27 AM | Link to this

Morning, I’ve stalked and been stalked, although my stalaking was for pleasure while the latter was pure terror. I guess what I’m doing now with Mr. Neighborhood is a little stalkish, I’ll have to wait to see how it pans out LOL

QC don’t hog the mimosa Hey Slim1, Sex1, Musing, SJ, Truth, 4 Real, Ladylike, Mo, Mocha, Tazzee & Everybody**

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 19, 2007 9:29 AM | Link to this

Ok i willbe the first guy to admit something…..

I had this woman that i was very interested in…so i pulled the trick from a movie..“Hitch” i had three options for a date sent over..and i let her choose which one we would do

Man that worked like a charm…she was very impressed…we had a blast….she is an officer in the military..so she had to transfer..but we hung out for about 9 months..so actually going outside the box does help…and yes i had the hand held radio and all…her girlfriends were cracking up cause i got her at work and they all were there

By QC

July 19, 2007 9:30 AM | Link to this

SJ you’re early this morning….how are you? T-Mango why do you go to lurkesville so early in the morning??????

you must be going to see somebody, hmmmmmm……note to self have T-Mango followed next time he goes to Lurkesville, GA

By Wise Diva

July 19, 2007 9:31 AM | Link to this

hey Dr.Kym, I think I conjured you up, or something, I was just wondering where you have been!

Alright ladies, it’s ok if guys know we are trying to be seen by them, it’s a great compliment to them. Even if they aren’t interested, it makes a guy feel desired to see a woman putting her feminine power to good use, LOL.

@NcGirl, I have left a haiku poem for a guy at a bookstore (stole that idea from a writer, dyoung), I have cornered the mother of a REALLY hot guy in a hair salon, LOL. I thought I was smooth with it but she clearly was used to that, but she liked me though!

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 9:33 AM | Link to this

This topic coincides with Q100 morning show. This chick is infatuated with her Dentist. She finds any reason to get dental work just to see him. She’s ‘purposely coincidentally’ bumped into him at places he frequents, to her admission a few times a month. Now this morning she said that when she went in for an appointment on Monday, he mentioned going to Miami this weekend on a guys trip. So out of the blue she says OH, WOW so am I. This crazy BIP got a room at the same hotel he’s in down in South Beach!! No, she had no plans on going to Miami. She just booked her ticket and hotel the day he mentioned it to her in hopes to purposely accidentally bump into him again. THIS CHICK IS PSYCHO. Thats just too much.

MLB Would you be flattered by this behavior and go out with the chick or is this a huge NO NO????

By QC

July 19, 2007 9:33 AM | Link to this

Good point abc but you some people like being hunted it’s all in what you make of it..

By QC

July 19, 2007 9:36 AM | Link to this

lol @ GA.man just get one of those “platter plates” so you won’t waste your food….hey Lacey girl that’s why i got my big cup, i’ll have to balance my report after 12 today lol…

By Wise Diva

July 19, 2007 9:37 AM | Link to this

no offense taken here, abc! A lot of the time it’s about flirting shamelessly, or getting a closer look. If a date comes out of it, that’s even better. Nobody wants a desperate person, though, so there is a delicate balance. For busy single people, sometimes you have to strike when the opportunity comes up, LOL

By T-Mango

July 19, 2007 9:45 AM | Link to this

Hey QC. Hope all is well.

I go to LG early in the morning because there is work calling me! LOL. But, if you send someone to follow me here please look out for a sister and make sure he is a smart, grounded man…and fine:-)

By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

July 19, 2007 9:48 AM | Link to this

Okay….Mo breathing a heavy sigh after downing all that food and 2 mimosas Refill please!! :0)

On topic: I havent done anything really big as far as getting a guys attention. I have purposely complimented a guy (You are absolutely gorgeous) and walked away, once at midnight on Valentine’s day I called my crush (“I wanted to be the first to wish you a Happy V-Day”), and I did send a drink and a note over to a guy once. But I feel like these are simple things. Maybe now that I am older I can try some other things. I will be taking notes, once again I am newly single so any tips I pick up on her with my Blog Buddies is good to me!!

Kisses to SJ and GAMan wassup fellas!

By Awwww...dayum

July 19, 2007 9:49 AM | Link to this

abc Up til a few days ago, we only had to listen to you tell us how much better you are than us every now and then. Lately, that’s all your posts say……..well guess what? No one gives a rats azz!!! These topics are meant to be fun and not life altering! Lighten the ^uck up and learn to have some fun………….soon you’ll be an old stick in the mud………geesh! I know the rest of the blog wanted to say it, so I’m saying it!

Now, WLB/MLB back to your regular blogging…….

By SeanJohnson3000

July 19, 2007 9:54 AM | Link to this

@ QC..i am good..thanks for asking…how are u today?

By Ladylike

July 19, 2007 9:54 AM | Link to this

Dr. Kim Relationship Expert Hey girl, how are you doing! Longtime no read, it’s good to read you.

By abc

July 19, 2007 9:57 AM | Link to this

In your ear, Awww…dayum, perhaps your nearly meaningless blather is a bigger waste of screen space than mine is. Besides, I would expect that diversity of opinion would be welcome.

By Dr. Kym-Relationship Expert

July 19, 2007 10:00 AM | Link to this

Hi GAMan,Wisey,Ms.U,Sexione.

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 10:01 AM | Link to this

I see the fellas are slowly strolling in…..all hungry and whatnot!! lmsao

Round of Mimosa refills to all the lovely ladies

QC that 16 oz. cup….is there any other way? lol

Slim now that’s borderline crazy!! Okay, that’s all the way crazy! Why not just tell him that she’s interested? I don’t have that kind of patience, I’d just have to set it out there and see if he bites. I wonder if he will be flattered or scared if/when he finds out the truth. I’d be scared!! lol

By QC

July 19, 2007 10:03 AM | Link to this

I’m good SJ

hey awwwww dayuuummm how are YOU!

By Ladylike

July 19, 2007 10:04 AM | Link to this

Hey Lacy, QC, Kinderbabe, Slimone, Sexione, NCAtl, Tazzee, Ce-meeli…WLB

Oh and before I foget Misty hey girl, waving at’cha.

By Awwww...dayum

July 19, 2007 10:04 AM | Link to this

abc Diversity of opinion yes, your condescending posts, NO! You’re not adding substance to the topic, you’re just downing people, and while we appreciate your input, we have enough people like you around to last a lifetime, and then some. Try a more positive approach, ole wiser than everyone else one.

By Wise Diva

July 19, 2007 10:11 AM | Link to this

Ok Let’s play nice, we don’t have to agree on everything, LOL. He did make a good point, and I enjoy different perspectives!

By Cemeeli

July 19, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this

* Dr. Kim please share what you have to offer on dating* I’m all ears. Tell Tell!

Hello errbody that i have not greeted this wonderful Thursday morning!

By TRAVIS SMITH aka ""Tha Truth Teller"" bka ""Mr. Fantastic""

July 19, 2007 10:15 AM | Link to this

GOOD MORNING ROOM ITS A GREAT DAY TO BE AT WORK IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER AGAIN!!

How far will you go to get a date? Answer It reallly depends on the vibe the female is handing off. I have been known to spend a lillte on impression “gifts”!, buti have notice them impression gifts are expected every week from some types of women. Have i ever been a stalker? answer What is considered stalking? calling to much or waiting outside of a window? that question ranges on a scale!!!!!

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 10:19 AM | Link to this

Sexione My thing in her case is, if she’s ‘run into him’ that many times and he was interested, wouldn’t he have said something to her by now? She even said herself today that she is weirded out by her own behavior. At this point she is outta control.

By The Truth

July 19, 2007 10:19 AM | Link to this

Good morning bloggers and bloggettes. Happy thursday to all.

Blog fight. Blog fight.

In the bright pink corner hailing from places unknown and representing all of Blogsville… Awww…Dayum

In the dusty azz corner representing somewhere north of atlanta and totally unhappy with anything thats fun…ABC

Lets get ready to rumble

By Ladylike

July 19, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this

Okay, I have gone outside at lunch and consequently asked by some realy nice guys if they could join. This was good, and I didn’t even think I would get a date out it. I was just trying to have lunch.

By QC

July 19, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this

Sexi1 that’s the only way to go,lol i had to share mine with my coworker, i poured her some in her coffee cup so i’ll need another refill please…….thanks!

By NCGirlfromATL

July 19, 2007 10:24 AM | Link to this

Ladylike/Cemeeli/er’rybody else Wassssuuuuuup?! LOL!

Awwww Dayum Sup homie? It’s been a minute! Oh, and ^5! LOL!

Wise The haiku sounds cool! I might have to bite that from you and the poet. LOL!

Slim That’s skraight qwazy! She followed him to FL?!? Stalker!! Stalker!! She would have been better off just saying, “Hey, listen. I think you’re hot. I want to spend some time with you. Are you cool with that?” Although it would have been a subtle as a brick to the forehead, it would have been a lot less…stalkerish…than, well…stalking him! LOL!

By TRAVIS SMITH aka ""Tha Truth Teller"" bka ""Mr. Fantastic""

July 19, 2007 10:24 AM | Link to this

@all bloggers Is showing up unannounce just because your in the area STALKING?

By abc

July 19, 2007 10:26 AM | Link to this

I disagree. Oftentimes, what is posed as topic and feedback on the blog merits at least a bit of condescension. As far as fun goes, different strokes. I consider the blog more a curious insight into people that I otherwise would scarcely encounter than an entertainment. Of people I know, nobody thinks the things I read about here.

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 10:27 AM | Link to this

Slim that too! All of those chance meetings and he has not made a move. I would’ve been thinking he’s just not interested long before now.

Question….ladies and gents..

How long would you try to get a potentials attention before you let it go and move on?

lmsao @ TheTruth I got the bar!!!

Sexi now setting up drinks, flipping on the big screen tvs, and getting the nuts (not those!)…hehehehe

By MELO

July 19, 2007 10:28 AM | Link to this

@SexyL, I danced with a nice and long legged gal last night at Haristons, was that u? If i want her BAD, i will stalk her a little, i admit!!

By Awwww...dayum

July 19, 2007 10:29 AM | Link to this

QC whats up babe?

NCGirl whats hannenin? Y’all know I got you!! lol

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 19, 2007 10:30 AM | Link to this

You know the funny thing about the female…i told ya’ll about was, she was giving off a vibe and asked me to do something different than the basic….”you wanna go out thing”

it’s cool when you know up front and i agree with what SJ3000 said

this reminds me of that Keith Sweat song I’ll Give all my love to you

I would never do anything to hurt…i’ll give all my love to you..and if you need me baby i’ll come running……why do we just lay down and hold each other reraaaal close……i always wanted to love you…you can make all my dreams come true…and i wanna love you ooooo my darling…yeaahhhhh yyeaaahhhhh

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 19, 2007 10:32 AM | Link to this

Hey Mo Sexione Qc Slim Cemeeli Sexyleggs Lacey T-Mango

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 10:32 AM | Link to this

Refill on the way QC, you gotta hold that big azz cup good and tight, Imma fill it to the rim! lmsao

Travis not unless it happens more than once. Personally I prefer a dude not to stop by unannounced, call first. And if for some reason he doesn’t have the number (which may be for a reason, lol), then he gets one freeby. After that I’m like WTF?!!!

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 10:39 AM | Link to this

NC The chick hasn’t gone to Miami yet. That will happen this weekend. But homegirl will look REAL stupid to him if he finds out she’s “Coincidentally” staying in his same hotel. That’s a bit much. Everyone that called in said she needs to change hotels at the very least.

Off Topic Question Hey I was thinking of trying something new food wise. I’ve never had Thai food so do any of you have suggestions of Thai dishes that are good? or Thai a no-go?

By TRAVIS SMITH aka ""Tha Truth Teller"" bka ""Mr. Fantastic""

July 19, 2007 10:39 AM | Link to this

@sexione have you ever had anyone call you when it seems like they are always in the area?

By QC

July 19, 2007 10:41 AM | Link to this

Hey LadyL

ain’t nothing up Awwww..dayum it’s always good to read you..SirTruth did you enjoy your breakfast my dear?

@Travis nope that’s not “stalking” that’s being disrespectful…cause you might be busy, have company or just don’t wanna be bothered..that’s a big NO NO in my book cause i will peep through my blinds to see who it is, that’s something i never, ever do…

By QC

July 19, 2007 10:45 AM | Link to this

thanks Sexi1

Hey GA.man did you enjoy your breakfast? be sure to try the carribean smoothie, it’s Cemeeli’s favorite

By Tazzee

July 19, 2007 10:45 AM | Link to this

Morning folks!

Let me admit that I am a straight up punk when it comes to making the first move. Just a few weeks ago I was on a plane minding my own business - I looked up and this guy was getting on and something about him caught my eye. He wasn’t fine - he just had this rugged manliness about him. I realized I was staring when I looked up (he had nice arms) and he was looking at me. I smiled and went back to reading my book.

Later in the flight, I heard this sexy laugh - I looked back and the same guy was sitting right behind the curtain (I was in first class). Throughout the rest of the flight, I kept sneaking peeks back there. So I finally decided that I was going to give him my card when we got off the plane. I even had the card out with my cell number written on it. I got off first, stalled in on the landing right after the door messing with my luggage until he got off. - but I punked out, I didn’t even look up at him. So then I was walking behind him and when we got in the terminal - he stopped to wait for his travel partner. He smiled at me, I smiled back and then punked out again. I just walked away.

That card is still sitting on my kitchen counter - backside up with my cell number written - as a reminder of how I punked out, LOL.

I said all that to say that I have never done anything to get someone’s attention.

By Cemeeli

July 19, 2007 10:46 AM | Link to this

On topic: What did I do when to be in a good position to be seen by the object of your admiration? This is not as major as other S/A blogs posted today, but it was major to me and my friend. I left a single rose and a book in his barber chair for my secret admirer once. (He was a barber)…The type thats quiet/private never say alot but gorgeous as all get out. And i knew any kind of attention would make him blush b/c of his private ways. Which was very attractive to me. The next time I went to that shop to get my sons haircut the whole shop knew that i was the S/A. Apparently the other guys told him. BUt what was surprising is that they knew that he was diggin me as well. No wonder they said (oh-dude is not going to believe this) They said to me he might think it’s one of us playing a joke on him. b/c i left a special message inside the book cover they did not know that. Apparently he was diggin me as well, which he would not have ever said that to me but it was “ALL TELL” when i came back that next time. It was very cute …we gave hugs and the guys did all except applaud. We dated for a while after that.

By Foots

July 19, 2007 10:48 AM | Link to this

Good morning Family!

I haven’t done anything too outrageous. I did make up an excuse to call this guy who worked with me. He had been working in my building for about a month in some IT capacity, so I hadn’t had the opportunity to really cross paths with him, except in a training class. I wanted to strike up a conversation and my system happened to be down, so I called him, knowing that his department wasn’t even the right one to call. When we finally got together over two years later, he brought up that fake phone call. I had to admit that I was just trying to push up on him. LOL!

Slim My thing in her case is, if she’s ‘run into him’ that many times and he was interested, wouldn’t he have said something to her by now?

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. That woman is looney tunes. She’s spending her loot to travel to FL to try to do what? Say hello? She could have done that here for free!! Certifiable, I say!

Awwww Dayum and Kym Nice to see you today!!

Sexione How long would you try to get a potentials attention before you let it go and move on?

I hate rejection. If I’m out fishing for a dude, and I put the line out there and I don’t get a bite quickly, I’m packing up, and taking my azz to Captain Ds.

By Tazzee

July 19, 2007 10:50 AM | Link to this

Now I’ve had some cute things guys have done to get my attention. The most recent was I was at a light and these guys were in the car next to me. We were basically at the light before you turn to get on the intersection and he says ‘excuse me, can you tell me how to get to 45 south?’ My clueless behind looked up and was about to tell him when I saw the grin on his face. All I could do was laugh, he was a cutie though. Unfortunately, the light changed so we didn’t get a chance to converse.

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 10:50 AM | Link to this

Slim I love Thai food….but I like spicy food too! I love the lemon grass dishes (shrimp, chicken). But unless you like extra spicy, I would suggest getting medium (most places you can get mild, med., hot, or Thai hot), that Thai hot will straighten your hair better than perm! lol

Travis not in a long time, because I really don’t play that being that I’m a mom (and there is NO meeting my child until I say so). So, the call would be met with a “no, now is not convenient, but thanks anyway”! When I was a teen, there was a couple of guys that would just stop by and it got on my nerves. My mother was always more forgiving for that than I. Mind you, I think she really liked this one particular guy (for me), but I was not feeling it, and the stopping by just made it worse.

By Dr. Kym-Relationship Expert

July 19, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this

SlimOne that is a case of stalking. Spending extra money to run into a guy who has not shown any interest thus far is not cute that is a charge waiting to happen.

By Foots

July 19, 2007 10:53 AM | Link to this

Travis That’s not stalking, not the first time, anyway. But it IS impolite to put someone in the position to have to entertain you unplanned. In the days when nobody had a cell phone (or if they did, had only 25 anytime minutes), I have actually made folks leave my door and go to a pay phone and call. I had a sneaky drop-by a few months ago from someone I haven’t talked to in over a year. He did not make it past the door.

By Staceye

July 19, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this

I once had a crush on my Gynocologist. I guess all the formalities were out of the way since he was all up in my business (my snatch) on the first date or shall I say appointment. While I am am spead ‘em eagle style in stirrups I look down and ask him out. He knows my medical history and more about what my insides look like that I do…so why not? He laughed because he said he had never been asked out at work. I said if he said no I can not be anymore embarrased by a rejection than I am with a total stranger examining my pie! He thought it was funny, cute and bold. We dated for almost a year until he got a better position at a hospital in Cali (I was still in NYC). It was really fun showing up at his crib in nothing but a lab coat, heels and a stethoscope and saying what’s up Doc and having him give me an oral examine. OOPS..I guess for that one I should have dated a dentist! There is a method to my madness!

By TRAVIS SMITH aka ""Tha Truth Teller"" bka ""Mr. Fantastic""

July 19, 2007 10:57 AM | Link to this

@Qc i totally agree with you. When i had a room mate, this chick just showed up knocking on the door my room mate told me she was outside I didnt answer the door she called and said why i didnt answer the door I SAID you DIDNT CALL!!!

By skeeter

July 19, 2007 11:00 AM | Link to this

A cute guy approached me one evening as I was shopping at my local grocery store…he said there was just something about the way I was standing in front of the frozen food section, with my hands on my hips…;)

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 11:01 AM | Link to this

Tazzee poor baby!! lmsao I can be a little shy myself, but I try not to let a good opportunity pass me by….they don’t happen too often as it is. Next time, man up!!! hehehehe

cemeeli that was cute! So what happened to him?

Foots and I don’t get a bite quickly, I’m packing up, and taking my azz to Captain Ds. LMSAO!!! Me too!!

By SeanJohnson3000

July 19, 2007 11:04 AM | Link to this

@ Staceye…u should see the grin on my face…

By The Truth

July 19, 2007 11:07 AM | Link to this

On topic: I guess I’m more of a straight shooter. I never needed any special tricks. Some women I see and have to have them. Its a wrap. I walk up to them with a big bottle of machismo and put the smack down. Thats how I got my ex-wife. She was the cutest sister on my post in germany. The moment I saw her it was over, done, roll credits. There was probably 600-700 dudes on the post but The Truth always gets what he wants. Lately I haven’t had that same kind of drive for women and when I do its mostly physical.

I’ve had women tell me they’ve been trying to meet me and alot of times that went straight over my head. If its not a woman I selected I just don’t take notice. When me and my boy are out he’s great at telling me some chick is jocking but I usually don’t pick it up.

You drop my house and your a stalker, period.

Did anyone catch how much money Vick has lost over the last few years in endorsements he’s lost? He only has one deal left with nike and that is in jeopardy. And why did they have his brother come to the door in the news last night with his pants hanging off his azz?

By Foots

July 19, 2007 11:12 AM | Link to this

Tazzee For some reason your story brings to mind Jeffrey Osborne’s song “Plane Love” and Stevie’s “Love Light In Flight”. LOL!!

abc Of people I know, nobody thinks the things I read about here.

It’s probably the age group difference. Or it could be that we’re just silly. I usually think your comments are very insightful though and I appreciate the wisdom you bring through age and experience.

By Wise Diva

July 19, 2007 11:12 AM | Link to this

Please don’t start that Vick discussion up again! I am already tired of the coverage, LOL

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 11:12 AM | Link to this

Foots Not only is she spending her loot for hopes that they can hang out but she spent it on her friend too. Of course she couldn’t be in Miami just because. So she is dragging her friend with her. Guess they will hang out in the lobby of their hotel waiting for him & his friends to surface. If i was her friend I’d have to slap her one or two times…not encourage that kind of behavior.

By Staceye

July 19, 2007 11:13 AM | Link to this

SeanJohnson3000 glad I could make you smile this early in the morning!

By Wise Diva

July 19, 2007 11:15 AM | Link to this

Staceye, gasp, clearly you get the award for the day!! LOL! I wish my Ob/Gyn was single because he is soooo handsome!

Thanks for sharing that cute story, ya are courageous

By Jake

July 19, 2007 11:15 AM | Link to this

Good morning Yall,

I was lurking, but I must give it up for Staceye with her grown fast azz…lol

By Lacey (formally purplepassion)

July 19, 2007 11:16 AM | Link to this

A Man walks into a prestigious private bank in midtown Manhattan and asks for the loan officer who politely tries to direct him to a more…commercial establishment. The Man says he’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The loan officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the Man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. He has all the papers including the title and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

The news quickly spreads throughout the bank and over lunch, the bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the expense for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. Two weeks later, the Man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $20.41. The loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The Man replies. “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $20.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”.

A Smart Man.

By Cemeeli

July 19, 2007 11:17 AM | Link to this

Sexione we are still friends now!! We just didn’t see eye to eye about the cobbbler… catch my drift? He was a gentleman about it though. I’ll tell in a min.

I need another moniter b/c after i post (i don’t do spl chk or grammer). Hope my floks don’t hold it against me. sorry

By Foots

July 19, 2007 11:20 AM | Link to this

Truth If its not a woman I selected I just don’t take notice.

I think that this is interesting, esp in light of the story that Slim relayed to us this morning. Have you ever ended up with a woman who you didn’t initially “select” if she came up to you? Or is this the scenario where you talk to her for a while, ask for the digits (or take them when she offers) and never call her because you were not initially interested?

By QC

July 19, 2007 11:22 AM | Link to this

You’re right Travis it’s all about respect, then with someone just stopping by your place, how they know you wanna see them anyway..right?! Hey Staceye

Where’s Demi, Musing, For Real, Jake

By abc

July 19, 2007 11:24 AM | Link to this

Foots, Age difference, maybe; but then again, most of my friends are younger than me, 30-40 years old. I think that 25-40 is probably the ages of most people posting here.

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 11:24 AM | Link to this

Dr Kym I couldnt agree with you more in her case. I’m sure Dr Dentist isn’t clueless either.

Staceye I have to give you some kudos for that homegirl. I have a hard enough time being the forward one when it comes to guys but to ask while in a pair of stirrups? PRICELESS.

Sexione Thanks for the heads up. I don’t want to have my bottom burning later on tonight. I’ll take mild. lol

Foots Was just at ole Captain D’s earlier this week. :-D

By For Real

July 19, 2007 11:29 AM | Link to this

What it Do Blog Fam????

I knew this dude that would lie about his profession to get girls attention. Once he bought the medical blue unis and he had business cards printed up saying he was a Pediatric Newrologist.

And no that’s the way he spelled it

By Ladylike

July 19, 2007 11:29 AM | Link to this

Go on Staceye now that is a different approach! Ha, I love it!

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 11:31 AM | Link to this

Wise & Staceye I don’t see how you ladies do it with the male OB/GYN. I guess because of the incident in my past I refuse to go to a male doctor when it comes to my private areas. I remember once i had an appointment with my doc but she had an emergency she had to attend to at the hospital, so a male doc was taking her place. When i got there undressed and all, I refused to allow him to see me once i found out doc was a HE. Slim running out of doctors office with clothes in hand exposing her buttocks to the entire waiting room…okay it I exaggerated a little here. LOL

By For Real

July 19, 2007 11:33 AM | Link to this

For Real now dusting off his janitor I mean lab coat. Ummmm Next!

By NCGirlfromATL

July 19, 2007 11:33 AM | Link to this

Slim/Sexione If you want something spicy, mi Tia Claudia in Miami (went to see the Panamanian family by marriage recently lol), makes this hot sauce that will keep you in milk and Mylanta! LMAO! It is made with the hot peppers that you apparently can’t buy in the U.S. (I don’t remember what they are called). I brought some back w/ me from Miami last week, and took some to her brother’s house, who forgot to take some back w/ him when he left, and to my parents. I was at her brother’s house when he and his wife and I tried it. It took 20 minutes before my tongue stopped burning, and I could feel my lips. And all it did was dab my little finger in the bottle cap! My dad tried in on a toothpick and said his lips burned for a while too!

Panamanian hot sauce, not for the faint of heart or the tender of booty!

By kinderbabe

July 19, 2007 11:33 AM | Link to this

forreall that’s hilarious!!! anyone who fell for that had to be off as well. the misspelling gave it away…lmao.

By TRAVIS SMITH aka ""Tha Truth Teller"" bka ""Mr. Fantastic""

July 19, 2007 11:33 AM | Link to this

When a person shows up without calling does he/she have a right to be mad if they see something they werent suppose to see? Mom has always told me if you go looking for something you will find it!!!

By Staceye

July 19, 2007 11:34 AM | Link to this

Wise Diva & Jake thanks for the Kudos. Hey QC! Slim believe me, it takes guts to ask someone out when they are all up in yours!

By SeanJohnson3000

July 19, 2007 11:35 AM | Link to this

@ Jake…bruh i am over here thinking it had to be obvious she was feeling the ole doc with her being “wet” during the exam…

By For Real

July 19, 2007 11:35 AM | Link to this

Staceye Would you have felt the same way if your Doctor was a Proctologist?

By Tazzee

July 19, 2007 11:36 AM | Link to this

Staceye your story tickled me.

Sexione yeah, I know - I need to man up. It’s very seldom that I get that kind of urge to meet a man so I comfort myself by saying he was probably a buster anyway, LOL.

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 11:40 AM | Link to this

NC Just be glad you didn’t get it in your eye. Now THAT is PAIN!

By Staceye

July 19, 2007 11:41 AM | Link to this

I kid you not…Gynos are the way to go….they know your stuff better than you do! Dude had a sista’ so whipped I was at his crib for Christmas in a Naughty Mrs. Claus outfit singing Santa Baby! You guys know NY is brick in December but I was willing to freeze walking from my car to his building in stilletos and next to nothing with a Santa hat on. The wind almost blew my fake rhinestone lashes off. But it was worth it! I’m telling you…being bold gets you alot of places. So ladies…go for yours. You want him…claim him!

By For Real

July 19, 2007 11:43 AM | Link to this

Slim I love Tai food. My favorite is their coconut soup. It has fresh mushrooms and chicken in it. I also like their spicy basil rice with chicken and pork.

Thai is spicy so might want to watch out if your Camel Toe hang low.

By QC

July 19, 2007 11:44 AM | Link to this

lol @ For Real

By Pharress_Beuller

July 19, 2007 11:44 AM | Link to this

Morning fam,

Man, this reminds me of my crush on this sista that worked out at the same gym I did…I was in total awe of her, but I wasn’t the only one. We’d speak in passing, but I never had the chance to approach her on a 1 on 1 situation and it used to frustrate the h3ll out of me. It was ALWAYS some kat in her face and after a while I just figured I’d be the 357th dude that tried to get at her today, so I just admired her from afar.

I just always said if I caught her on the humble (i.e. grocery store, lunch break…some where in these streets) I was going to say ANYTHING to break the ice and start up a conversation with her. Yep, I punked out too Tazzee, so in the words of MJ you are not alone.

…now playing “I Want to be Your Man” by Roger Troutman…

By Foots

July 19, 2007 11:46 AM | Link to this

Travis Mom has always told me if you go looking for something you will find it!!!

But in the same token, I don’t care how long you look for something, if it’s NOT there, you WON’T find it.

Everybody has a right to be mad at whatever they want to be mad at. But if MY MAN (I’m not talking about a random guy I know) rolled up on me unannounced and caught me doing dirt, the fact that he rolled up doesn’t negate the fact that I was doing dirt in the first place. If I broke a commitment I made to him, he’d have more of a right to be mad than I would.

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 19, 2007 11:46 AM | Link to this

Very Interesting post!! OMG Tazzee you punk out. Hey ABC, **Truth where is Musing

I will comment in a mintues just got back from meeting and i am hungry..butterfly kiss to SJ..LOL

By Foots

July 19, 2007 11:47 AM | Link to this

kinderbabe Mail call…

By Staceye

July 19, 2007 11:49 AM | Link to this

For Real Ummmm…HLL NO! LMAO(No pun intended) No booty Doctors for me. I can not find a man cute if he is up my booty. OUCH! Slim I said the same thing about a male Dr. Then My female Dr. went out on maternity leave and I had never seen him. Then he walks in and I was like OOH YEAH *(in my Barry White impression voice)! It was on and poppin’! Sean Johnson 3000 you were right about the wet part! wink wink Doc was HOTT!!!! He is the original Dr. McSteamy!

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 11:51 AM | Link to this

For Real Thanks for the disclaimer…I think. lol I’m not a big fan of coconut though. Does the basil rice come in different degrees of spicy?

By The Truth

July 19, 2007 11:51 AM | Link to this

Staceye has balls. LOL I couldn’t see me asking a female dr out that was checking my nuts. Sometimes its cold in those offices. LOL

Foots not that I can think of. My neighbor approached me and said she see’s me alot and would like to get together. We’re cool now (she baked me a cake last night) but nothing ever came of it. You either have that spark or you don’t. So for me I will say no. Plus I can sleep with a chick for months before she realizes I don’t give a dam about her. I do that when she’s interested and I’m not.

I was at a party last year and me and this chick had this great funny conversation. We were having a ball. Anyway, she found a moment to tell me she had kids and all the air went out of the ballon. She gave me her card and in an almost pathetic way begged me to call her. I never did, I felt to sorry for her to do it.

WD since your the big cheese, the grand poobette, the head honcho, the ring leader, the boss,your gonna regulate my Vick comments? Whats that about? LOL What happened to free speech?

By Jake

July 19, 2007 12:05 PM | Link to this

SJ Not turn this into “Wild Adventures of Staceye, but I bet that dayum near jumped off in the office.

Seriously, was there anything to wait on, fugg a first date…that sounds like the start of a good flick…LOL

Like, Doc: Good Morning, I’m Dr. Dick Johnson

Cutie: Hey Dr. D

Doc: How are you feeling today

Cutie: I’m fine, I have’em spread for you to take a look.

Doc: Let’s see here, everything looks fine, how does that feel when I touch it.

Cutie: Ooooh, Just fine Doc.

(music Starts) boom chica, boom chica, boom chica,

Please add $5 to continue….LOL

By Cemeeli

July 19, 2007 12:06 PM | Link to this

QC I think i need need another smoothie for lunch… all this laughing at Staceye’s gyno and NCGirlfromATL Miami hot sauce is making a chick hungry again.

BTW One of the best Thai dishes i have had is Koong Pad noodles and chicken or shrimp and green onions. Delish!!

By msdyscreet

July 19, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this

ABC what age range do you fall in? And what age range would you consider too young to date? The reason I asked, is because I met a man while on vacation who is 20 yrs. older than me (I’m 30). I normally would never even consider entertaining someone that much older but something about him intrigues me a little. You seem to be a little more “seasoned” and I was curious to know your position on such a subject.

By Staceye

July 19, 2007 12:12 PM | Link to this

Truth she’d already know what she was working with! Don’t blame the AC! (I’m just messing with you) But was it you or Musing or was it SJ3000 talking about jangle them? She can jangle them and them tell you if something was wrong with the jewels!

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 12:16 PM | Link to this

Jake Your skit reminds me of that movie Sleeping with the Enemy. The doctor took off his gloves when doing an examination and the lady didn’t realize at first.

By kinderbabe

July 19, 2007 12:21 PM | Link to this

foots i looked at my post from yesterday and realized that i left out an important part of my e-mail address…lol. i must have been half asleep, it’s kinderbabe75@yahoo.com. i left the “75” off yesterday by mistake.:( could you resend your e-mail? thanks!

By Staceye

July 19, 2007 12:22 PM | Link to this

Jake LMAO…you have turned my Dr.’s visit into a flick? Hey that can be a role playing excercise for couples. Go ahead Musing…you can use it. You be Dr. D!

By QC

July 19, 2007 12:24 PM | Link to this

Check the fridge in the blog cafe’ Cemeeli i made an extra pitcher just in case…enjoy! Jake lol

By G

July 19, 2007 12:24 PM | Link to this

Women that have male “gynos” are always suspect. I dated a chick that had experiences with her gyno too. Let’s just say I never kept her in high esteme.

On the flip side, how could any woman “seriously” date a gyno? Especially if he’s good looking. I bet those situations are common.

By Staceye

July 19, 2007 12:25 PM | Link to this

Slim I think that was The Hand That Rocks The Cradle were the Dr. did that.

By Staceye

July 19, 2007 12:32 PM | Link to this

G male gynos see snatch all day. After a while they are all the same. He was an OB/GYN (he sees babies coming from it everday) and I just had to see him for my annual check up because was sitting in for my regular appointment. I think I was his only non-pregnant patient…

By b.o.o.h.o.o.

July 19, 2007 12:38 PM | Link to this

‘sup, ya’ll. this “copping out” style is my problem - I can think of lots of great things to do, but don’t usually come through…or I think of them after it is too late! If I say “no” in any way shape or form, after that’s it’s harassment; but I know some people say no as part of their “game”, so I can understand why that’s not always clear to people. gone to lunch…

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this

Stac You’re right. I got my wires crossed. Oops.

By SeanJohnson3000

July 19, 2007 12:52 PM | Link to this

@ MsU…where do you plan on putting that kiss?

By The Truth

July 19, 2007 12:53 PM | Link to this

Staceye you don’t have to explain . You did ya thang and its all good. I wish I could inspect every woman I’ve been with beforehand. Could of saved me a trip or 2 to the dr. LOL

Slim whats up lady? You chillin today or are you at my window stalking me? Let me know so I can go put on “love” undies. LMAO

Hey * Foots (Aka Toe Jam) QC Mo Sexi Similac MSU. I hope ev1 is having a great day. Wattup to the bruh’s of the *MLB. Blat, where you at bruh? Nevermind, I’ll find you at blackplanet. LOL

Cutting grass is a musherfusher in the heat of the day. WEW

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 19, 2007 1:00 PM | Link to this

Truth no haps on the new music side either…unless you are a fan of Bobby Valentino i got it just to listen…he has some good stuff on there, but it was just that ok….plus i have not gotten any news on Talk to Me Tazzee see i haven’t forgot you…lol

But hey go to your local video store and get The hills have eyes 2 now if you saw it at the movies..it is even better….they have alot more scenes you can check out, but i must warn you if you have kids around don’t watch it….the sexual scenes are a bit much…(that’s the daddy in me coming out)

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 1:03 PM | Link to this

Truth Nah, not stalking you today. However, was that you i saw cutting the grass on your riding lawnmower with the old skool boombox duct taped to the back of it blastin Mc Hammer’s Let’s Get it Started, wearing the coochie cutter basketball shorts and mismatch football socks?

By Cemeeli

July 19, 2007 1:03 PM | Link to this

Heeeyyyy Truth!!! I’m not even gonna press the issue… i already got your drift big brother. But if u cutting grass 2-day…i feel fo ya brother.

Okay All. I will lurk until this evening, i have to bounce for couple hours. BBL

By QC

July 19, 2007 1:06 PM | Link to this

Anyone know where’s the best Olive Garden to go…i’m taking my buddy out for his birthday Sunday and i wanna go to a real nice one, it’s his favorite place…thanks!

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 19, 2007 1:09 PM | Link to this

SJ Let me take off my eye glasses 1st so it can land on your right nipple.LOL

By QC

July 19, 2007 1:14 PM | Link to this

What up Sir Truth

By SexyLeggs

July 19, 2007 1:18 PM | Link to this

abc your 10:26 post only says “sorry” to me. No one you know thinks the way it’s being represented here on the blog. WOW! What you don’t realize is that this is normal conversation between a lot of people I and most of the bloggers here know. And yes, this blog is for entertainment and can be somewhat informative.

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 1:21 PM | Link to this

QC Too bad your friend’s favorite spot isn’t Carrabba’s..Good food! I can’t help you with the Olive Garden tho. Only go every once in a lime green moon.

By SeanJohnson3000

July 19, 2007 1:23 PM | Link to this

@ MsU…nothing like a women that enjoys givng 4play…i am real appreciative…i give twice as much as i receive…and leave the glasses on..so u can see what u are doing..lol

By The Truth

July 19, 2007 1:23 PM | Link to this

Slim that was me baby. did you like my big azz Bootsy Collins Star diamond glasses? You should of stopped, we could of had a sip of ripple.

QC the best Olive Garden is at Pappadeaux.

Similac, I mean Cemeeli yeah this heat will take it out of you. I missed my walk this morning so this is my blood mover. My dog had me up all night with a ear problem. However I’m finished with the front and sides and tonight I’ll do the back. It looks so good when your finished. All edged up and ish. Golf anyone?

Gaman I kow you’ll let us know when there’s something worth seeing/hearing. I just had to keep you on your toes.

By QC

July 19, 2007 1:28 PM | Link to this

Thanks Peeps….off to lunch

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 1:37 PM | Link to this

Truth the best Olive Garden is at Pappadeaux Good one LOL! We already talked about how great Pappadeaux’s is…just too far from me.

Oh yeah, I guess I should’ve stopped but you know all i drink is Grape MD 20/20. Slim will be having a Top Shelf Long Island after work today

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 1:39 PM | Link to this

Just got back from a slamming lunch at Pappasitos…..trying to catch up…..

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 19, 2007 1:41 PM | Link to this

HeyTruth We 8 more moths before our child is due..LOL Hey Baby how are you!LOL

By Wise Diva

July 19, 2007 1:47 PM | Link to this

The Truth, I was half kidding, but I do need to keep the topic on dating and relationships, you know that IS why you first started to read/comment - I think?

By For Real

July 19, 2007 1:48 PM | Link to this

Truth: Fetch boy!

Truth’s Dog: HUH?

Truth: Sit boy, sit!

TD: HUH?

Truth: Dayumm this dog is stupid.

TD: HUH? What you say?

By The Truth

July 19, 2007 1:49 PM | Link to this

Sexi what does papasitos serve? sounds good. What did you bring me? Don’t tell me, surprise when you come over tonight…wearing nothing but a smile and some papasitos. LOL

ABC what is a McMansion? I’ve heard that term before don’t know what it means. Enlighten me.

Slim the first time I ever got sick off of liquor was off mad dog grape. That is some bs. LMAO I will buy some oneday just to compare it to my drinks and see if its as cheap as I remember.

By For Real

July 19, 2007 1:51 PM | Link to this

Truth: Play dead!

TD: This (bad word) stoopid. Over there whispering and (bad word). Oh look theirs my Doggy Wang

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 1:53 PM | Link to this

MisU You might want to be careful if you start seeing Truth exhibit some “about-to-get-ghost”-like behavior. See his own words: Plus I can sleep with a chick for months before she realizes I don’t give a dam about her. I do that when she’s interested and I’m not.

So I’d suggest getting one of those At-Home-Do-it-Yourself DNA test we have in the WLB infirmary down the hall, second to last door on the right. LOL

By Tazzee

July 19, 2007 1:55 PM | Link to this

QC is there such a thing as a nice Olive Garden? LOL, that is just one restaurant that I don’t like. I love me some Quiznos though and after your earlier post I had to get my roasted chicken flatbread salad. I go so much when I walked in the manager was like ‘where you been Taz?’

GA.man don’t mean to pressure you on Talk to Me, I just figured out it was a limited release this past weekend. They only had it at Atlantic Station and Southlake in ATL.

By For Real

July 19, 2007 1:55 PM | Link to this

Slim That dish does come in various degrees. I’m with you on the coconut thing but the soap doesn’t taste like coconuts. When I first tasted it I was like dayuummmm. And then order a big (bad word) bowl of it. You should try it. If you don’t like it I will eat it. eat it… Can a person eat soup?

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 1:56 PM | Link to this

QC the best Olive Garden is at Pappadeaux. Now thats funny………..but true….even though it’s not Italian! lmsao Pappasitos is the mexican Pappas restaurant. And it is the best mexican food in the “A”!

McMansion - mini mansion, right?

Staceye is off da chain…reminds me of my dr. (regular) of 20ish yrs………used to propose to me every time I went for a visit….

By For Real

July 19, 2007 2:00 PM | Link to this

QC If he loves Olive Garden then he will (bad word) himself if you take him to Maggiano’s. My favorite place is Alfredo’s.

Oh and you are sooooo nice.

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 2:01 PM | Link to this

Truth Personally I don’t like MD 20/20 and can’t for the life of me figure out how I ever was able to drink Sysco. Uggh!!! But I’ll tell you one thing St. Ides was my ish back when I first started buying alcohol. I went to Ga Southern and we couldn’t get anything other than wine or beer. Only could get liquor unless we drove to the County Line Liquor Store. Not sure if that’s changed since then. I’ve drunk some strange things in my life and Goldschlager was one of them. lol

By Sexione

July 19, 2007 2:02 PM | Link to this

lmsao @ Jake and his drs. office skit…..yes, that was the beginning of a skin flick!

Plus I can sleep with a chick for months before she realizes I don’t give a dam about her. I do that when she’s interested and I’m not. WTF??? Come on now, how about just telling her you’re not interested? Then she can go on to find the Mr. Goodbar who is.

By For Real

July 19, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this

Dr. For Real: Hello MSU I understand you are here for some tests. Let me turn down these lights and light these candles. Do you like Barry White?

By Help!!!

July 19, 2007 2:09 PM | Link to this

Okay, I need some help. The temptation is growing…….I’m single, celibate (by circumstance, not choice), and this rather sexy, attractive manager has been making his interest known more and more (very subtle and respectful). He’s always given extra looks when I pass by or when we are discussing a work related issue (he’s not my mgr), and he’s a fun person (we’ve shared a few jokes, some work related knowledge, and homeboy/girl knowledge), but now it’s escalated. I admit there is a mutual attraction, and I typically don’t do the married man thang. But this brother is dang near wearing a sista down……….HELP!!!!!

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 19, 2007 2:10 PM | Link to this

@SlimOne LOL too funny.

By Foots

July 19, 2007 2:16 PM | Link to this

Truth Foots (Aka Toe Jam)

You wrong for that!! NCGirl I need to borrow your Taser. I got mine wet last night during… Well, anyway, it’s wet.

Pappasito’s is cool. Try the Chipotle Shrimp. It will make ya put your mama in an illegal police choke hold!! LOL!!!

4Real LOLOLOL!!!

By Wise Diva

July 19, 2007 2:16 PM | Link to this

@Help - uhh …he wouldn’t be as appealing if you lived with him day in, day out, trust me. LOL That whole “taken man” hotness usually goes out the window after a few weeks, and then he would become regular old good looking guy at work. Just smile and fantasize a little, but hands off, unless you don’t mind being a side piece

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 2:17 PM | Link to this

For Real Um…hun…are we still talking bout soup? Or better yet will this require me to bring a hot wet towel?

By The Truth

July 19, 2007 2:19 PM | Link to this

Slim I used to live in the Pines directly across the street from the “liquor” store heading to the stadium.

sexi why waste a good lay on something as trivial as reality. She didn’t tell me she hopes I got her pregnant so I can send her money every month. Come on, you know how the game is played. Does this mean no naked papasitos tonight? Dayummmmmm LOL

For Real now Maggiono’s is the shyt for italian. It makes me feel like a mobster when I go in there. LOL Oh yeah, you rib my dog again I’m going to do like the turkish folks and stab you in the azz. LOL

MSU so your pregant? WTF???? Bloggers, i’d like to say I really enjoyed my time with you. You all are quite entertaining but this is my last post. Exit, stage left. BYE. J/K

By msdyscreet

July 19, 2007 2:19 PM | Link to this

Help my advice to you is to Keep It Movin take it from someone that has been there and done that (married man thang). Yeah the attraction may be strong but trust me in the end it’s really not worth it.

By Ladylike

July 19, 2007 2:21 PM | Link to this

Well, Papasitos, and Pappadeaux are very good especially on a date. I do like Carabas, and let me just be honest I do enjoy a good Waffle House meal every now and again.

HELP Be careful, he’s married, that digidy may not want resolve things peacefully. Could be a disaster.

By Foots

July 19, 2007 2:22 PM | Link to this

Slim Girl, yeah!! Goldschlager!! It was always a biotch trying not to swallow those gold flakes at the bottom of the cup. I still have some in the pantry.

(said in my best Dave Chappelle/Samuel L Jackson voice)

“It’ll get ya drunk!! You’ll be sleeping with Truth in no time! You might even Taser a brotha or two! MMM-MMM BIOTCH!!!”

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 19, 2007 2:22 PM | Link to this

@ Dr.ForReal can you rub make back also warm your hands before you touch.LOL Dang ForReal Did you read my mind I was just about to ask for my laugh for today.LOL It’s been a long day i had to overcome office haters because they mad cause i got a higher position so give me a few tylenol for this headache i got why you at it.

Alright blog Family I ‘m out!! Wise good luck on your quest hun.

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 19, 2007 2:23 PM | Link to this

help leave other folks husband alone…and yes this is coming from a guy…dont mess up his home life anymore than it already is

By GA.man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 19, 2007 2:26 PM | Link to this

and yes i probably just broke about 15 MLB rules but i dont care…..get your own….jmo

By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

July 19, 2007 2:26 PM | Link to this

Afternoon All!!

Truth I dont ever want to see Mad Dog 20/20 again!! It never shakes its cheap label!!

Sexione co-sign on the Pappasitos!! I love Mexican food!!

Hey For Real!!

By Don't Do It

July 19, 2007 2:30 PM | Link to this

Help There is NEVER, EVER, EVER a good reason/excuse to have a “relationship” with a married person! If he didn’t want to be married to his current wife, he’d be divorced. Put yourself in his wife’s place and think about what you would do if you were her.

By SlimOne

July 19, 2007 2:31 PM | Link to this

HELP Go throw a cold cup of ice on yourself. Nothing good can come of

  • Dating a married man

  • Dating someone in the same office as you.

  • Truth I used to live right next to that club on the corner where Shell Gas station was. I think the name was Willow Bend Apartments. A guy I dated for about 3 years lived in the pines and I stayed over there most of the time.

    By For Real

    July 19, 2007 2:31 PM | Link to this

    (in my Homer Simpson voice) Hmmmmmmm Slim.

    My bad Truth but a dog with an ear is funny to me. Did you have to give him some Amoxicilin? Oh and I’m tell you Maggiono’s ain’t got nothing on Alfredo’s.

    By Staceye

    July 19, 2007 2:32 PM | Link to this

    No Slim…not the Goldschlager! UGH…I remember my 19th birthday…somewhat. It’s kind of a blur thanks to that stuff. I now hate Big Red gum because of it. Truth you wearing suspenders with your coochie cutters and striped knee socks pulled all the way up?

    By Sexione

    July 19, 2007 2:32 PM | Link to this

    Truth I don’t know about you and the naked Pappasitos….you may have chicks (and lil chicklettes) coming out of the woodwork while I’m trying to enjoy my Chipotle Shrimp (Foots thats one of my faves there)!! Will you let me smear queso all over you…..or better yet, you can smear it on me and then lick it off……..lol j/k

    By For Real

    July 19, 2007 2:35 PM | Link to this

    For Real now rubbing his hands on his *(bad word) real fast to warm them up for MSU’s byck rub*

    By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

    July 19, 2007 2:36 PM | Link to this

    Dang Mad Dog 20/20 wowowo did i just have a flashback

    By Foots

    July 19, 2007 2:38 PM | Link to this

    HELP If dude is foul to his family, that’s him. But don’t let him involve you in all of that. YOUR own man is out there somewhere, let him find you. Keep your dignity and character intact while you wait.

    By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

    July 19, 2007 2:38 PM | Link to this

    Off topic any one here served in the US NAVY..if so hit me with an email…got something for you

    Manswellp@yahoo.com

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 2:38 PM | Link to this

    Since our topic is about stalking, I figured all you undercover stalkers would appreciate this website It allows you to track folks via their cell phone number. And by the way, you didn’t get that from me

    By Staceye

    July 19, 2007 2:43 PM | Link to this

    Help I need you to RUN for the nearest exit…do not pass go…do not collect $200. This is a shipwrick waiting to happen. Not only is he married and that chick named Karma is a b#tch…but you never eat and sh#t in the same pot…feel me! Office romances always backfire. I went there not once but twice….ok I’ll admit they both were in the same office…but I dated them different times. They ended up coming to blows later…but that’s another story. Anyway…dude started acting a fool at work and getting all obsessed trying to get me in the stairway to get kisses and stuff….ok I’ll admit that was fun. Dang…what was my point again? Oh…DON’T DO IT!!!! Please do as I say…not as I did!

    By Tazzee

    July 19, 2007 2:44 PM | Link to this

    Help - so basically what you’re saying is that you don’t think you’re worthy of having a man all to yourself. You are also saying that you find a man that would violate the covenant he made as sexy as someone you would be willing to let dip in your honey pot. There is nothing respectful about a married man making advances toward a single woman. He is disrespecting you and his family. And this is coming from someone that has been there - trust me, it’s not worth it. Can you imagine looking over your shoulder when you finally get your own man wondering if karma is lurking preparing to launch? Are you willing to lose your job over this man? He’s not your manager but if his wife were to roll up in the work place going off - I’m sure there’d be repurcussions for the both of you? If the hit to your character and integrity isn’t reason enough - then messing up your money should be.

    Hope my response helps.

    By Help!!!

    July 19, 2007 2:46 PM | Link to this

    Thanks everyone, you guys are great! I already knew all of those things, just needed to see/hear them again! THANKS!!

    By Lady Dark w/Dimples

    July 19, 2007 2:51 PM | Link to this

    Good Afternoon Everyone

    Slim Too late to know if this has already been suggested, but some good Thai restaurants are Surins in the Highlands (I think you mentioned you’re in Conyers so that’s a hike). Then there’s Tamarind’s off 14th Street…both are excellent to me!

    Also, while listening to Q100 this morning did you hear about the lady who didn’t get a call back from a dude she went out with. She said the date was great, chemistry and all, but he never called. So Bert and crew called the dude and come to find out he had a baby over the w/e. That story reminds me of today’s topic…that was overkill on her part to wonders so long and have a radio station track the guy down…stalker-tendencies for sure!

    On topic There was a dude at my job that I was absolutely adorable to the eyes. I found out where he sat and walked past his cube and said hello. I got his name off the name plate and emailed him….I told him that I was the lady that walked past his cube…it was really cute because he said he thought he saw a vision of an angel (I know game, but I ate it all up). Anyway, he had a gf….

    By abc

    July 19, 2007 2:51 PM | Link to this

    Truth, McMansions are smaller versions of traditional or Tudor style estates, usually brick/stucco/stacked stone, professionally landscaped, in golf/tennis/swim subdivisions. Mine is 6BR, 3.5 BA, with a gym and home theater. Too much house for me; I’ll be selling and downsizing within the year. It’s been a good investment though, the neighborhood values stay quite strong, which was the point in buying it.

    msdyscreet, I’ve known people to marry with even more than 20 years difference in age, and it worked for them — well, until the senior one of them widowed the other. You can count on things like that down the line. Personally, I wouldn’t go more than 10 years, and 5 years difference is probably a better guideline. Moot point for me, fiance is within 1 year of my age.

    SexyLeggs, “A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.” Proverbs 15:1. With regrets for any ill feelings that my opinions may cause, there’s a commonality among most regulars around here that I don’t often share. Having a dissenting opinion doesn’t bother me that much. I don’t see why it should bother others, but then, diversity doesn’t sit that well with a lot of people.

    By For Real

    July 19, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this

    Hey MO Here is your song along with this new orange flavor vodka that Grey Goose just put out. Oh, I know the bottle said Mad Dog 20/20 Orange Jubilee but don’t worry it’s Grey Goose the bottl was miss labelled.

    There’ll be no darkness tonight Lady our love will shine Just put your trust in my heart And meet me in paradise You’re every wonder in this world to me A treasure time won’t steal away

    So let me keep you warm Through the shadows of the night Let me touch you with my love I can make you feel so right Just come into my arms While the world goes spinnin’ by And in the glow of candlelight I will show you you’re the lady in my life

    Don’t need no fortune or fame I just want you close to me No time for castles in space Or livin’ in make believe I’d trade it all for just a rainy day As long as I know you’ll be there

    So listen to my heart Lay your body next to mine Let me fill you with my dreams I can make you feel so right And baby through the years Gonna love you more each day So I promise you tonight That you’ll always be the lady in my life

    Lay back in my tenderness Let’s make this a night we won’t forget Girl, I need your sweet caress Reach out to a fantasy Two hearts in the beat of ecstasy Come to me

    And I will keep you warm Through the shadows of the night Let me touch you with my love I can make you feel so right And baby through the years Even when we’re old and gray I will love you more each day ‘Cause you will always be the lady in my life

    By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

    July 19, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this

    Help no change your name from help…to almost anything

    lololol

    By SeanJohnson3000

    July 19, 2007 2:55 PM | Link to this

    @ Help…if you are truly celibate…you might not wanna give in the first time to a married cat..u are setting youself up for dissapointment… the same disappointment that could have possible made you be celibate in the first place….u are a grown woman so we cant hold your hand in this..but you have to be responsible for your actions and the emotions and feelings that follow those actions..some ladies make men into dogs by allowing themselves to be in positons they cant handle..that said…plenty of non married men to give up your celibacy too..including me…signed…helping hand… jonhnson attached

    By Sexione

    July 19, 2007 2:56 PM | Link to this

    No y’all didn’t revive the MD 20/20, that really brings back some funny stories!! One time my sister…..oh, neva mind! lol

    Good advice to Help, no need to add anything.

    By secret crush

    July 19, 2007 2:56 PM | Link to this

    On Topic… :-) I have never done anything outrageous to meet a guy. I rather enjoy the excitement I get when I see said guy at the club, store, wine bar, etc. I just smile and keep it to myself. A few years ago I worked in a large office and there was one guy that I just loved looking at. I never spoke, just enjoyed my secret inside desires everytime I saw him. Oh, and there of course was the cute guy that used to work at Publix on Ponce in the Seafood dept. Totally not my type (had a gold tooth) but had the cutest smile and was always nice to me. He’s not there anymore and I miss seeing him on my trips there.

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 2:57 PM | Link to this

    Foots Gurrrl, back in the day we drank it all up…Gold Flakes, Backwash, and all. LOLOLOL!

    Chugg! chugg! Chugg! (cough, gag, cough, Uggghhh) Chugg! Chugg!

    Mo I would give out MD 20/20 as gag gifts at Christmas Parties. It always gets a laugh or two to help lighten the mood. By the end of the night I know someone has dared someone else to take a shot of it. LOLOLOL!

    Homer ‘For Real’ Simpson lol, you’re crazy. So are you a sloppy ‘soup eater’? muuah ha ha

    Staceye I hardly drink anything with Schnapps in it. Tramatizing I tell ya.

    For Real I see you over there rubbing your hands together like Mr. Myagy on Karate Kid….MisU Beware, the next thing he’ll be trying to do it Wax on…Wax off..dat azz

    Help Also, if you get involved with him and something happens up at the job, you may put yourself in a situation to lose a job. If he’s management and you’re not, you’d probably be the first to go. Either way, think ahead.

    By QC

    July 19, 2007 2:58 PM | Link to this

    For Real thanks for the nice compliment, i thought about taking him to Maggiano’s and i think i will cause i’ve never been to Olive Garden and i’ve only heard great things about Maggianno’s…it’s settled that’s where i’m taking him, isn’t there one by Lenox or some where on P’tree street? Hey Tazz not sure if there is a nice Olive Garden, don’t matter now cause i’m not taking him there…i’ll surprise him :)

    By Wise Diva

    July 19, 2007 2:59 PM | Link to this

    did he say/type fiance’?! abc, man..are you engaged!

    By kinderbabe

    July 19, 2007 3:03 PM | Link to this

    Help everyone has given you really sound advice on your situation. i thought i would add an excerpt from one of my favorite books “he’s just not that into you.” it contains comments about any man who would consider dating and is married :

    First, he’s okay with being dishonest. Second, he’s fine w/cheating on his wife. Third, he has no regard for his marriage. Fourth and most specifically to you, he has no real regard for you, because what you’re getting from him is scraps-stolen time that’s cloaked in shame… A good relationship should not be lived in secrecy. Go find yourself one work living out loud.

    by the way, a man wrote this book.:)

    By Help!!!

    July 19, 2007 3:04 PM | Link to this

    Again, thanks guys for the constructive words of encouragement!

    no change your name from help…to almost anything Back up bruh, you don’t know me like that!!!! I’m sure you’re not all honest and upfront with your fellow blogmates, so turn that mess inward first! At least I am keeping it real (upfront)…….anyhoo..

    LDD At least he was honest enough to tell you first. I think this is why a lot of ladies are hesitant to act first, they know that the average guy will get all bigheaded and try to get with her when he knows he’s not single, but will do it because she gave him the attention first, and he just couldn’t resist. JMO…..

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 3:06 PM | Link to this

    Staceye dude started acting a fool at work and getting all obsessed trying to get me in the stairway to get kisses and stuff….ok I’ll admit that was fun. Dang…what was my point again? Oh…DON’T DO IT You have me rolling over here chile…Rolling! lmao

    LDD Yeah we discussed that segment here at work…then the chick has the nerve to agree to go out with him again. First of all buddy just broke up with his gf 30 days ago. Secondly, he had a baby over the weekend and didn’t bother to call the chick back. Does anyone see the issues here? That is too much emotional stuff going on with him and ex to try to start something with me. If him and ole girl was over over, what would’ve been so hard to call chick to at least say he has somethings going on and he’ll call her in a few days? Whatever!

    abc there’s a commonality among most regulars around here that I don’t often share What exactly is that? I’m curious.

    By SexyLeggs

    July 19, 2007 3:08 PM | Link to this

    abc I don’t mind your dissenting views. Not sure if you realize it, it’s the condescending tone you use that riles most. It was your “scarcely encounter” jab that got me. No harm, no foul!

    By Foots

    July 19, 2007 3:09 PM | Link to this

    Wise I caught that too!! From “fierce interest” to “fiancee”! Congrats abc! You might need that gigantic house after all.

    By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

    July 19, 2007 3:10 PM | Link to this

    For Real thanks for my song and I cant drink orange grey goose, but if you switch it up for a glass of Reisling then I am all yours boo….(wink) Mo battin her eyes at For Real and bending over into his face giving just a glimpse of the twins LOL

    By Lady Dark w/Dimples

    July 19, 2007 3:10 PM | Link to this

    Help You’re right! And I appreciate him for that….I wonder what happened to him….hmmmm, he had these green/gray eyes, curly hair, and brown….short though, but I didn’t care!

    SJ helping hand… jonhnson attached You got issues!! LOL

    By Ladylike

    July 19, 2007 3:10 PM | Link to this

    In just minute abc we are going to have to investigate you! LOL

    By The Truth

    July 19, 2007 3:11 PM | Link to this

    Help put your chin up to the screen so I can slap the shyt out of you. While you and i both know you’ve already decided to do it and you want to validate your actions beforehand, this is a big mistake for you. Whatever self esteem issues you are currently dealing with ( and you DO have some) are going to magnified and then some. Tell ol boy to step off and then we’ll meet tonight and share some Grape Mad Dog and talk about this situation. I’ll have my assistant Sexione there serving us Papasitos and we can all get to the heart of this matter. Oh yeah, therapy is clothing optional. CUL

    Prediction: She’ll do it and regret it the rest of her life.

    DISCLAIMER: For the MLB disregard this note. If the opportunity comes to knock off a married chick you take it and enjoy true heaven. (My eyes roll up in my head when I think of disguntled married booty. WOOHOO)

    Stacyeye I’ve been reading some of your posts and you need some therapy too. You and I have an appointment tomorrow at 7pm. I ‘ll be serving…hold on, let me find out what my assistant Sexi is having for lunch tomorrow. LOL See you then. Oh yeah, clothing is optional. LOL

    Sexi I’m down with the sauce licking thing. Will we start from the front or back? Your call baby. Also, could you wear an office assistants outfit? That really turns me on. LMAO And since I know your kinky I have a chick that wants to watch. C ya honey.

    (The Truth takes a nap to rest up for tonight)

    By QC

    July 19, 2007 3:11 PM | Link to this

    MD 20/20 boy did i just have a flash back….dayummmm! lmoa!!!lololol

    By abc

    July 19, 2007 3:14 PM | Link to this

    I don’t mean to sound condescending. Maybe if I used more colloquial speech?

    Commonality == things in common, shared opinions and perspectives, like that.

    Thanks for the congrats!

    By For Real

    July 19, 2007 3:14 PM | Link to this

    abc OOOHHHHHH! Now I understand the change in your post. You been playing Scrable.

    QC Yes there is one by lenox but it’s across from the train station. And you are nice come over here so I can blow on your stomach.

    Slim Yep. I like it to run down my neck. Goony Goo-Goo

    By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

    July 19, 2007 3:14 PM | Link to this

    Help!!..nah Almost anything!! chill girl..get your panties out of a wad….if you cant take a joke then this not the place…and i think my rep. here stands for itself…..so you back the fugg up..most know here i try to give a lighter side to everything…but i can knock a few heads if i had to…lighten your mood up..just cause yo married man turned out to be a VERY bad idea aint no need to jump bad…..*Ain’t nothing but air..and opportunity…(SHHHHHH) and there went the air……..

    Ok DEEP Breath WOOOOSSSAAAAA

    MLB FOR LIFE

    trying to come in here kicking issshh…girl you done lost yo mind…lolol

    By MELO

    July 19, 2007 3:15 PM | Link to this

    @Wise&helpThat whole “taken man” hotness usually goes out the window after a few weeks, and then..bad advice, i would say. Let the sister get some experience under her belt, the same way u have!

    By Ladylike

    July 19, 2007 3:17 PM | Link to this

    Okay abc you starting to get roasted again so I won’t do an investigation on you, due to all the backlash on the blog. Compassion will be given. Congratulations on the Fiance.

    By Wise Diva

    July 19, 2007 3:19 PM | Link to this

    aww, I am happy for you abc! Best of luck and congratulations! I think this is the first long distance relationship that I have heard of heading to marriage - at least, in a looong time! Great news.

    By SeanJohnson3000

    July 19, 2007 3:20 PM | Link to this

    @ DarkDimple…lol..no issues.. just bored as all get out..

    By For Real

    July 19, 2007 3:20 PM | Link to this

    abc selling his home..

    abc: Yeah it has 6 bedrooms.

    Buyer: Wow really that sounds lovely. How many bathrooms?

    abc: 1 and half. Oh and it’s 900sqft.

    Buyer:bad word, bad word, bad word

    By Awwww...dayum

    July 19, 2007 3:23 PM | Link to this

    SexyLeggs you’re exactly right, it’s not the dissenting views, it’s the I live in a mcmansion, on top of the world, looking down on you poor little servants who don’t know nuthing, and I know it all, so you’re just pathetic attitude that is sickening. And fron what I recall, he didn’t used to be quite this condescending, but hey……….

    By Wise Diva

    July 19, 2007 3:23 PM | Link to this

    Not me, melo, I haven’t done the married man, ever, but goodness I was tempted, though!

    ok, ya’ll stop fighting! LOL. Keep it light and fun, please. It’s not personal! We don’t REALLY know each other!

    By SeanJohnson3000

    July 19, 2007 3:25 PM | Link to this

    @ GaMan…dam deac..Never let em see u sweat…it aint worth it bruh..it aint worth it…

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 3:27 PM | Link to this

    abc I know what commonality means….I was basically asking which ideals, if any, that we ‘other’ bloggers have that you don’t share with us? Come on dude, must you need to stand up in your chair just so you can look down on us when you speak? I’ve treated you with nothing but respect in the past. Not sure where all this condensation is coming from….yeah i said condensation…LOL

    By SexyLeggs

    July 19, 2007 3:29 PM | Link to this

    Mad Dog 20/20 will take no prisoners. Whew, can’t believe that crap is still on the market (along w/Thunderbird).

    By abc

    July 19, 2007 3:30 PM | Link to this

    Well, thanks yall, that’s sweet!

    By Help!!!

    July 19, 2007 3:31 PM | Link to this

    GAman…….I take it you’re not much of a MAN, with that weak azz crap! Like I said, you don’t know me like that, so back your fugly azz up!!!! I asked a ???, I didn’t ask for your BS, and what rep? As far as I can tell you’re just some weak azz movie-goer, WTFE All that MLB mess can’t change that about you!!

    Now kiss this……..>>>(@@@)<<<

    Truth No dear, I have no plans of going there, cause if I did, it would be a done deal! Just wanted to vent, thanks….I’ll take some of that Grape MD, though…lol

    By QC

    July 19, 2007 3:33 PM | Link to this

    LOL @ ForReal my Dad use to do that to me when i was a little girl, that would make me laugh for hours….

    Anyone interested in hearing some good Gospel Singing Sunday, July 22nd @ 6pm let me know…..

    By Sexione

    July 19, 2007 3:35 PM | Link to this

    Truth Assistant? Sheet, you better be paying reeaaalll good. And you know I am not that kinda freak!!! No outsiders allowed….esp. some dayum chick! lmsao

    And why are all the men so hard on Help, y’all know you would be boning some married chick if you had the chance………..y’all so two-faced!!!! lmsao

    ok, headed home……I’ll check back later……peace!

    By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

    July 19, 2007 3:37 PM | Link to this

    You’re right WISE I will refrain from hitting folks on the head with *JEWLE’S granny purse..cause they get mad about a name suggestion…do you accept? among other stuff

    YES_ NO_

    lolololol

    By Staceye

    July 19, 2007 3:37 PM | Link to this

    Truth somehow having you as my therapist might have me doing God knows what! I told you guys I was doing the celibate thing for months now so of course I flash back down memory lane and get my thrills and highs like my pal Pookie. D@mn I miss Dr. Neil….LOL I now burst into flames…some one call the fire Department!!! the song Fire by Ohio Players is blaring

    By MELO

    July 19, 2007 3:38 PM | Link to this

    @abc, u starting to get on my neves too!!Get off ur f*** high horse.

    By abc

    July 19, 2007 3:40 PM | Link to this

    Well, Slimone, it might take a lot of examples, let’s see… Now, I’m not looking down on anyone, really.

    A recent topic was about keeping oneself in dates, as in maximizing the dating pool such that one would be dating several or more at once. That seems to be pretty commonly accepted by most, but to me, it sounds counter-productive. How can you get to know someone well enough to know if they’re long-term potential if you don’t focus a little bit on them as such? I’ve always been able to date only 1 at a time, and if they don’t work out, then consider others. But, perhaps my goals in dating are different from some or most; that’s just another difference though, something not in common.

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 3:42 PM | Link to this

    After reading Helps last post, Slim starts packing up her belongings like the piano player in Color Purple in the JukeJoint

    WLB Where do we keep those blog vests again and some flashlights just in case we get shut down today.

    By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

    July 19, 2007 3:43 PM | Link to this

    **Ok…i was gonna let this ride…girl wake up..this is a blog..you brought your dirty laudry….it got washed..so now your mad about a name change i suggested…wowow you really got some issues…..maybe you do need to move to the screen closer so Truth can slap you….it aint that serious….but since you know so much..why would you even think about what you were doing?

    HHHmmmm makes me wonder ?!? but since you gave me your azz to kiss…wow did it have to be so big..and maybe thats why noone will kiss it cause your attitude is all missed up…or could it be that the little yellow school bus didn’t come get you…..either way….wake up stop getting madd about the little things and go get youe Jello w/ fruit in it

    By Jake

    July 19, 2007 3:43 PM | Link to this

    Hey ya’ll are crackin me up today. Now ya’ll get off Help, but these statements were hilarious.

    Truth *Help put your chin up to the screen so I can slap the shyt out of you. *

    Ga Man …..Ain’t nothing but air..and opportunity…(SHHHHHH) and there went the air……..*

    You guys are so violent today, Dayum that Rap Music(in my Doolittle lizard voice)…LOL

    Help If you wanna let him hit, go ahead, I ain’t going to tell you not to, let him have some of that Ya-Ya,just know that that is what it is, don’t go falling for the dude, callin when you know he with his family, callin and hangin up, tellin on both of ya’ll to the wife, ridin by the crib (if he smart, you’ll never sniff an address), following him home like the feds, leaving dead animals at the crib,trying to get PREGNANT, you know, Weirdo Stalker Biotch Kinda Syh-OT.

    Hope that helps…LOL just kidding, don’t do it

    By QC

    July 19, 2007 3:43 PM | Link to this

    Help welcome to the blog

    By SexyLeggs

    July 19, 2007 3:44 PM | Link to this

    Daayyyuuummm Help what happened? Whew a nerve was struck there.

    By Staceye

    July 19, 2007 3:45 PM | Link to this

    Help I beg of you…STAY AWAY FROM THE MD 20/20! It will haunt you later. You do not want to end up doing Jake’s flick based on my true story!

    By MELO

    July 19, 2007 3:45 PM | Link to this

    But then again, this macmansion qs by Truth made me laugh and cry at the same time,no wonder abc is kinda looking down on us with a smirk!

    By Ladylike

    July 19, 2007 3:46 PM | Link to this

    Never been in a relationship with someones husband Melo but a couple of my girlfriends had to get restraining orders.

    By Wise Diva

    July 19, 2007 3:49 PM | Link to this

    I don’t know what has gotten into you guys, LOL, goodness!

    ahem everybody sing! I’d like to buy the world a home and furnish it with love,

    Grow apple trees and honey bees, and snow white turtle doves.

    I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony,

    I’d like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company.

    It’s the real thing, Coke is what the world wants today.

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 3:53 PM | Link to this

    abc I appreciate you sitting this time in addressing me. I feel much better now. Beside I can’t hear too well when someone is speaking over my head. lol In that aspect of dating multiple partners, we agree on. I’ve never been good at dating a ‘team’ at a time. I enjoy one-on-one dating styles. Now here take this extra small blog vest. I think i feel a war coming on

    By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

    July 19, 2007 3:54 PM | Link to this

    Ummmmm….did I miss something? When did the blog blow up into a full fledged war?! And GAMan is involved?!?! I’m like Slim, ‘no Ms Sophia’!!!

    Cant we all just get along?

    Jake you were wrong as hellz for that last post!! LOL I almost spit Pepsi all over my PC!

    By SexyLeggs

    July 19, 2007 3:54 PM | Link to this

    Help you jumped up so quick in defense mode, tell me you’re a NYer…

    By Jake

    July 19, 2007 3:55 PM | Link to this

    Abc Congrats on the engagement. They ain’t making that stuff up, you have been standing at the top of Everest lately. As a matter of fact, fugg abc, fugg abc, louder, fugg abc, fugg abc…HEHEHEHEHE

    I’m just kidding with you man, being a comedian, congrats man, best wishes on the matrimony.

    Help you fiesty aren’t you…LOL

    I got this meeting ya’ll, have a good one if I don’t make it back.

    By For Real

    July 19, 2007 3:57 PM | Link to this

    Help and GA.Man I ain’t trying to start nothing but The Baddest Man Hit My Hand.

    OUCH not you Wise

    By SexyLeggs

    July 19, 2007 3:58 PM | Link to this

    SlimOne…I’m cracking up. You gave the only extra small vest we own…I’m hollering over here.

    By Staceye

    July 19, 2007 3:59 PM | Link to this

    SexyLeggs knowing that you are a NYer, I think you may have guessd that one on the head. We are mad defensive! LOL

    By The Truth

    July 19, 2007 4:00 PM | Link to this

    Yeah ABC don’t take that condensation tone with me. LMAO

    QC No. But thank you.

    Help you got alot of moxy for a newby. Relax hun, its gonna be ok. If you bring something to the forum its open for replies. No need to tell someone to kiss your azz, unless its in a bad girl, naughty, freaky kinda sexual way. Then the MLB will form an orderly line and proceed to… An apology is in order and if not tonight you go over my knee. Not because of your remarks but because its something I like to do. Also, I’m married so if you want to have sleazy sex with me just let me know.

    Gaman just give her a bogus review of a movie and have her sit through some boring azz flick. LOL

    ABC congrats on the engagement, I think. Ol girl is gonna loosen you up when she puts that booty on your azz. Chill dude, hanging in blogsville isn’t going to compromise your high standards and morals. Plus I know you’ve done some freaky shyt too. Whats your thing? Watching 2 women? strip clubs?(naw to public) Porno movies? Its all good if you want to keep your freak on the lolo.

    By MELO

    July 19, 2007 4:01 PM | Link to this

    @Ladylike,Never been in a relationship with someones husbandu dont know what u missing. Its a thrill and i aint talking about the moral or lack there of of it.Maybe worth it taking a bite, esp in Help’s case since she is still growing!!(this is sincere folks) Dont want the pseudo Jesuses jumping on my case anyway!!

    By kinderbabe

    July 19, 2007 4:04 PM | Link to this

    slim you are crazy, girl!! lol i was thinking the same thing. i’ll have to look out tonite to see if it’s a full moon or something.. some of us are more “off” than others today…lol.

    By kinderbabe

    July 19, 2007 4:04 PM | Link to this

    slim you are crazy, girl!! lol i was thinking the same thing. i’ll have to look out tonite to see if it’s a full moon or something.. some of us are more “off” than others today…lol.

    By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

    July 19, 2007 4:05 PM | Link to this

    hit

    By SexyLeggs

    July 19, 2007 4:05 PM | Link to this

    Staceye, believe you me I fully understood! Yes, we are…too funny! Must admit, Help sounds like my sister (who is still in The Bronx). Believe you me, we are as different as night and day. Hang in there Help. There’s blog love for everyone here (even when we get cussed out).

    By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

    July 19, 2007 4:06 PM | Link to this

    For real boyyyy stoooppppp

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 4:06 PM | Link to this

    Mo You know i’ve watched that movie toooo many times when I knew exactly the part you were talking about and could her Laurence Fishburns voice in my head…No Miss Sophia Nooo

    Help I’m giving you this voucher for 3 free shots of Patron and I suggest you redeem it asap. For the most part we all want you to just think clearly before you make a decision to possibly put you in a very compromising position. It’s all outta blog love here. Also, I even think For Real will give you one of his famous foot and back rubs. Wear your granny panties tho because you never know when you’re being filmed.

    Gaman come here….Help You come here too. Now I want you two to kiss or hug and make up….and if you don’t I’ll beat both yawl azz myself Play nice now.

    By Tazzee

    July 19, 2007 4:07 PM | Link to this

    Help just to clarify, I think GA.man meant to type now change your name to almost anything else. Meaning now that you’ve received help for the question you posed you can change your name and just blog regularly like the rest of us. It was his way of welcoming you. I know the frustrations of celibacy can cause us to flip at any moment, so I’m not mad at you.

    Now Help and GA.man need to kiss and make up.

    By Page1908

    July 19, 2007 4:08 PM | Link to this

    Oh my goshhhh…lmao @ MoNo Miss Sophia!!! lolol, dang!

    By SexyLeggs

    July 19, 2007 4:12 PM | Link to this

    Truth your first sentence sums it up for me got a lot of *moxy for a newby. Misty might have jumped off as well if we hadn’t shown her much love so quickly…LOL.

    By NCGirlfromATL

    July 19, 2007 4:13 PM | Link to this

    LMAO @ Wise now…let’s sing it together…kumbaya, ma Lord…kumbayaaaaaaaaaaaa

    In the immortal words of Rodney King, “Can’t we all just get along?”

    Jake You stoopid! LOLOL!!

    abc I see your point, but I think the problem comes down to supply and demand. For men, the supply is great, while for women, the demand is high. Men on this blog have said repeatedly how they have no incentive to settle down b/c ATL is the “land of milk and honies.” I think many women would be fine w/ just dating one man at a time. Exploring the connection, and the moving on to the next man if there wasn’t one. But, when men are dating multiple women at once, it’s a question of statistics at that point. We date more men so that we can increase the probability that we’ll be one of those top-tier women (lawd, I hope this doesn’t wake up you-know-who), and if we make it to that level, we can then end the other relationships. Yeah, it’s jacked up! LOL! Personally, I hate it. But, it’s mostly how the dating scene works. It’s a rare occasion (at least in my world) to find a man who only wants to date one woman at a time…too much of a probability for a LTR…heaven forbid! LOL!

    By Foots

    July 19, 2007 4:16 PM | Link to this

    This is just my opinion (Slim, pass me an extra-medium vest, will ya?), but maybe this is post-engagement abc. I know that when I get into a relationship and it’s going great, some things about dating seem a little silly. And when you finally find your needle in a haystack, maybe you actually ARE on top of the world, looking down at the rest of us poor peasants running round like a squirrel trying to get a nut. LOL!!

    NCGirl I’m going to need that Taser when you get a chance, okay?

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 4:18 PM | Link to this

    Sexyleggs I don’t even know why I gave that one away..shidd what am I going to wear? LOL! I guess I’ll tie a trashbag and some butter knives around my waist and hope it works. hehehehe

    Truth Gaman just give her a bogus review of a movie and have her sit through some boring azz flick Oh Hellz naw! Yous stoopid! lol

    kinder You ain’t neva lied. This place is cwazy up in here. WOOSAH!

    By The Truth

    July 19, 2007 4:18 PM | Link to this

    Sexi I had a disclaimer that covered all the fellas. For us its ok. I’ve been thinking hun. You are kinky but not a ho. However, if I pay you that makes you a ho so lets not do that. We’ll do this for mutual satisfaction and to strenghten our bond. Also to help those in need, like Help. Next week we’ll have Foots and Slim in because they both need some help. Have you picked where your gonna eat next week? LOL

    WD dam some coke. We need more ammo. This thing is blowing up. LOL

    ABC’s attitude is a defense mechanism. Its there to protect him. People take on different personality traits to deal with different experiences. He needs a friend, or some booty. LOL Group hug for ABC. Come here QC amd Mo.

    By Foots

    July 19, 2007 4:18 PM | Link to this

    Slim LOL!! He was Larry then, though…

    By Wise Diva

    July 19, 2007 4:18 PM | Link to this

    ROTFL @ at this entire day of comments!

    It’s official, we are all LOONS! From virtual breakfasts, to the MLB/WLB bit running to infinity. We are ALL nuts. I love it all too, it certainly makes my day go by faster!

    Now, let’s all take a deep breath, back away from the keyboard and repeat it’s ONLY A BLOG

    Now, all better!!

    By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

    July 19, 2007 4:19 PM | Link to this

    Okay have GAMan & Help made up yet? I’ve never seen the Blog take this kind of turn….it must be the heat & humidity

    What’s up Page1908

    By Ladylike

    July 19, 2007 4:19 PM | Link to this

    Now we talking about the stalker experiences that I know about Melo and they were all married. I don’t know what other experiences have bee acquired by others but some of my girlfriends really had a problem in the fetish like affair they were having. Shoot these men acted a dogon fool…calling all times of nite…picking ol’ girl up from some unknown location…cause he vandalize the car. Naaaaa, I’ll pass, not my speed, I might be toooooo slow for that.

    By QC

    July 19, 2007 4:20 PM | Link to this

    Hey Page

    By For Real

    July 19, 2007 4:21 PM | Link to this

    Help’s Coochy: I’m push Ga.Man down and then I’m going to (bad word) the (bad word) out of that married dude.

    Help: No, no, please stop Coochy. That’s not the person that I am.

    HC: Well that’s obvious. You the one that started this stoopid (bad word).

    Help: I know but I thought it would bring enlightment.

    HC: ENLIGHTMENT!!!! (bad word) I’m so hungry I think I just gave myself a yeast infection.

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 4:22 PM | Link to this

    NC You do have a point. With me being a one-on-one dater, I ended up feeling like an idiot after finding out that guys nowadays tend to date 3 or more chicks at a time. It took the excitement out of dating for me. What difference would it make to said male dater if I continued to talk to him or not. All he would be doing is trying to make sure he was able to chill with them all…quality time or just drive-by. Not for me.

    By Ladylike

    July 19, 2007 4:24 PM | Link to this

    This celibacy…no sex hiatus is really next to you guys. Woo, y’all so violent. There will be many days like this, mediation or even prayer can really help. hahahahaha, LOL, it’s gonna be a long three months.

    By T-Mango

    July 19, 2007 4:25 PM | Link to this

    strolling back in blog party after a hard day in Lurksville to see what happend since this morning

    I see y’all lost it up in here today. I almost choked on my water twice from laughter irregardless of the fact that some folks were straight serious in their comments.

    Don’t take that condensation tone with me…(choke)-

    ABC Congratulations on the engagement.

    By CoCo

    July 19, 2007 4:25 PM | Link to this

    @SJ3000, I have been reading your posts all day….you are too funny. @Staceye..WOW.

    By QC

    July 19, 2007 4:25 PM | Link to this

    Have a safe evening all….

    Mocha, Mo, Slim, Sexi1…is it safe to put MLB in charge of breakfast tomorrow?

    By SexyLeggs

    July 19, 2007 4:27 PM | Link to this

    We might all be loons (good one), but don’t stop the virtual breakfast. The visual is beautiful….

    By Page1908

    July 19, 2007 4:28 PM | Link to this

    Hey MO! Girl, you are bananas! I’m 3 hours behind, so it’s hard for me to catch up. Ya’ll are off the chain, as usual!

    By Sexione

    July 19, 2007 4:28 PM | Link to this

    Wow!!! As usual…off da chain!!

    Wise I like that song….now lets all join hands and sing along! lmsao wait, did I just quote Barney? oh my!

    Truth See now, my first order as asst. is…….put yo dinkalink back in your pants, you get waayyy too much action as it is lolololol

    By NCGirlfromATL

    July 19, 2007 4:28 PM | Link to this

    Foots Check your Burkin bag…

    NC counting the reserve Tasers to see if we need to re-order, and wondering, how it is that so many Tasers have ended up broken and yet, not used…hmmm??

    Oh and congrats abc!

    By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

    July 19, 2007 4:28 PM | Link to this

    Ok….now ya’ll know i don’t be up in here starting ishh…heck Truth and Gang do enough for all of us….I try to be calm…but for the record I(GaMan) aint gonna sit by and let someone or anyone to that effect trash me..and think they can get away with it

    With that said I will go back to my happy blogging self….WOOOOOSSSAA

    GaMan leans under the desk and starts to reload the blog 9mm….”ok i got 5 clips left….talking bout my movie previews..done lost her mind”

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 4:28 PM | Link to this

    Foots I thought about that when i typed his ‘changed’ name. But I bet Larry showed back up when he got audited by the IRS. LOL!

    By MELO

    July 19, 2007 4:29 PM | Link to this

    @TruthABC’s attitude is a defense mechanism, he is 4 ft 2, by the way, so u know how that goes with those types!!

    By kinderbabe

    July 19, 2007 4:29 PM | Link to this

    mo chile, yes…it must be something. whatever it is, it needs to be fixed…lol. truth you gave me quite a chuckle w/your last comment on defense mechanisms re: abc. for the first time i felt like i was reading something you were well-qualified to speak on…lol.

    By Foots

    July 19, 2007 4:29 PM | Link to this

    Slim I guess I’ll tie a trashbag and some butter knives around my waist and hope it works.

    WHAT?!? Girl I got that visual and I almost choked on this Pop-Tart!! LOLOLOLOL!!!

    By SexyLeggs

    July 19, 2007 4:31 PM | Link to this

    ForReal My boss just slammed his door. Your last sentence was hysterical.

    By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

    July 19, 2007 4:31 PM | Link to this

    For Real You are a fool!!! That last post Help vs Help’s Coochie was hilarious!!

    Truth stop trying to feel on my booty in the group hug!! :0)

    By MELO

    July 19, 2007 4:33 PM | Link to this

    @Lady, after three months, i need to crack open a really tight one, like Tazzee’s gold rimmed!!

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 4:33 PM | Link to this

    Foots I checked our blog stash and all that’s left is a Smedium…LOL!

    Ladylike For a second I thought that abc’s new fiance told him she was cutting of the nookie till the wedding night. lol

    By Ladylike

    July 19, 2007 4:36 PM | Link to this

    For Real you are so cray, I’ve been over laughing all day at you guys.

    You know what Slimone & NCAtl my girlfriend told me that I needed to get a team of dudes, and she actually saidn team…I was like why? She said that I needed and assortment to choose from…my homegirl’s a playa. But I’ve been thinking about the team, who knows, I like dating one at a time.

    By SeanJohnson3000

    July 19, 2007 4:38 PM | Link to this

    @ 4real…its a shame how this celibacy thing has all these females on edge on the blog…i bet they are eating chocolate all day at work.either than on sanging gospel songs..tomorrrow we are going to have a sign in sheet so we know who is gonna snap and who can be civil….how u gonna be celibate in the middle of the summer…too hot literally for that ish..

    By The Truth

    July 19, 2007 4:38 PM | Link to this

    Ladylike WTF??? We said 3 days, not months.

    Celibacy update: Last night I was talked out of my goodies by Ms Palmer and her gf Lefty who kept playing with my nipples. The good thing is today is another day. I’ve been strong, even tho its just 4:30.

    For Real what can I say that hasn’t already been said? ROTFLMAO

    Foots WTF is a extra-medium vest?

    By Foots

    July 19, 2007 4:38 PM | Link to this

    Slim Okay, you got me crying over here!! LMAO!! IRS?!? LOL!!!

    Ladylike Is THAT what it is? Thanks goodness the man is coming over later to, ahem, fix my car.

    Got it NCGirl! I need to put it somewhere safe for tomorrow’s battles cause it might get wet tonight. You know…(ahem) cause it’s raining and stuff… LOL

    By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

    July 19, 2007 4:39 PM | Link to this

    Attention MLB: you guys are responsible for breakfast tomorrow!! There will be nothing burned, stale, old, undercooked, rotten or otherwise not feasible to eat brought in for consumption. Now dont make me come up in here with my Nikes and shorts on ready for combat (Mo gettin her Hampton U shorts and t-shirt out, placing them in her gym bag in case of a needed change) I dont do mornings well as it is, so can ya’ll please make it pleasant?! thank you fellas SMOOCHES!!

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 4:41 PM | Link to this

    QC I’m not sure. They always come strolling in when it’s time for lunch. lol We can give it a shot but we might want some backup vittles just in case.

    Sexi put yo dinkalink back in your pants, you get waayyy too much action as it is lolololol He shole do! A dayum shame to get dat much azz.

    By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

    July 19, 2007 4:42 PM | Link to this

    Slim cuts her camel toe..with the butter knifes she was using for a blogvest….

    Slim now is rushed to Grady for emergency Camel toe sugery……Slim now singing….Baby come back…any kind fool could see..i was wrong

    By abc

    July 19, 2007 4:43 PM | Link to this

    I suggested abstinence until married, but she declined. It’s not the Christian way, but I confess that sexual compatibility is important enough to me that I’m glad she did. I’m 5’10” and 185 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal!

    See now, I never say stuff like that. Except to her.

    By SeanJohnson3000

    July 19, 2007 4:44 PM | Link to this

    @Coco…feel free to join in…only if u are NOT celibate…they tend to be the pit bulls of the blog..

    By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

    July 19, 2007 4:46 PM | Link to this

    Ok I am out..(whheeeewwww) what a day..dang….but as alwaysIf you got problems(Hint,hint)put God in them* *He can fix anything..you can take that to the bank

    One Love Peace

    MLB for Life

    By SexyLeggs

    July 19, 2007 4:47 PM | Link to this

    I have faith in you MLBs. You guys will bring us a great breakfast.

    By Wise Diva

    July 19, 2007 4:48 PM | Link to this

    blushing @ abc.. oh my! LOL

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 4:49 PM | Link to this

    SJ3000 Please tell me what the temperature outside has to do with being celibate? Crazy boyie you.

    Truth We might have to start tying Ms Palmer and LEfty up at night. The flesh is weak and I’d personally like to see how you get through that loop hole. lol

    Foots Thanks goodness the man is coming over later to, ahem, fix my car. LMAO!!!! It seems as if a lot more than your car is getting fixed these days. Keep it up and he would’ve done created a whole new model

    By For Real

    July 19, 2007 4:50 PM | Link to this

    Attention MLB: you guys are responsible for breakfast tomorrow!!

    Ok MO. Hey I bring the Now & Laters

    3Stacks I with you on the list bruh. And you right about summertime celibacy. It’s just crazy. It’s like trying to sell black corduroy in the summer.

    By Staceye

    July 19, 2007 4:51 PM | Link to this

    SJ3000 I am dying here…this celibacy thang got a sista going ape shyt! You are right..it’s really hard in the summer.

    By Ladylike

    July 19, 2007 4:53 PM | Link to this

    Firt off, we are all in this together, we a family, we better than this.

    Truth you claim a fall from grace every single nite, put’dem garden tools out’cho house and lock the door.

    SJ3000 don’t start, ain’t nothing wrong with doing this in the summer, it’s good practice.

    & Foots you working me, your car is not broke down, no good and well she calling that man over there fo nothin, humgh, LOL

    And we ladies are not on edge, we just tryin to hold it together, h@ll see us carrying this hot honey hive around all day, how you know.

    By The Truth

    July 19, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this

    Mo I thought that was 2 basketballs. Dam you got a nice azz.

    ABC why don’t you tell us a little bit about yourself. Blogging minds would like to know.

    Disclaimer: I must admit in some regards I feel superior to other people. It is something I put in place to counteract all the negative bs we deal with on a daily basis. Mentally i place myself above it but I know that it exists.

    Help was a plant. She was sent to get a WLB/MLB war going and then split. WD send us her email addie so we can forward all of our spam to her.

    By SexyLeggs

    July 19, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this

    abc man you surprised me. I bet you surprised all of us. Good for you. And, congratulations.

    By SeanJohnson3000

    July 19, 2007 4:55 PM | Link to this

    @ Slim….being hot externally and interally..u got admit being a bit more friskier in the summer…dress sxier…show more skin…more cleavage..when u tape those thangs together…spring and summer are “fruitful” seasons…..if things dont change..i am “quiting” you…i have needs and this celibate thing is your puppy..not mine..

    By Ladylike

    July 19, 2007 4:56 PM | Link to this

    Ohhhhh, that’s so sweet abc.

    Good Nite All.

    By SlimOne

    July 19, 2007 4:57 PM | Link to this

    Slim in hospital

    Dr. D: Slim it was just a false alarm

    Slim: What do you mean a false alarm, is my camel toe okay?

    DD: yes, your camel toe is just fine. However we did notice something very strange about it….

    Slim: whats that doc?

    DD: It appears to be made outta teflon. You have any idea how that could be?

    Slim: Well I did it with a welder once.

    DD: talking to himself….I cracked my tooth on that ish!

    By NCGirlfromATL

    July 19, 2007 4:57 PM | Link to this

    @ Coco…don’t listen to SJ…he’s just trying to find out if he needs to add you to his Celibreak list. LOL!!

    Celibate? Take a Celibreak with SJ3000! Not available in all states.

    LMAO!!

    By Staceye

    July 19, 2007 4:59 PM | Link to this

    Good Night all….until the morning comes and we have new stuff to blog about.

    By For Real

    July 19, 2007 5:00 PM | Link to this

    Hot Honey Hive (3H) kinda like 4H huh? that’s funny as hellz. I got to remember that one.

    By Wise Diva

    July 19, 2007 5:01 PM | Link to this

    Good night loon squad!

    Have a wonderful evening

    By The Truth

    July 19, 2007 5:03 PM | Link to this

    MO you know thats a Humpin U t shirt. Quit faking.

    Fellas, I’m bringing the oatmeal with raisins and similac. I think I have some muffin mix left over from a few years ago too. And i’ll pick some weeds from my front yard for fresh flowers. This is gonna be fun.

    Dayuum, did ABC just loosen up? Quick ladies, stick a finger in his azz before it closes up for good. LOL

    By J

    July 20, 2007 8:18 AM | Link to this

    what’s the purpose of the bold lettering on every single comment … that’s pretty annoying!

    also, you people are blogging all day long .. do you have jobs?

    By Jay

    July 24, 2007 3:49 PM | Link to this

    Do you losers ever actually work on the computers you are given at work?

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