Misadventures in Atlanta

By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 26, 2007 8:22 AM | Link to this

Orange Juice,Pancakes,French Toast,FrenchToast sticks,Grits,Bacon,Turkey Bacon,Flat sausage,Wheat toast,white toast,Eggs,Donuts,Fresh fruit,Cap’n Crunch, Special K, Fruit Loops Apple juice, prune juice nd ex-lax are here if you ned them…lol

On behalf of the MLB enjoy ladies w have to take a break…so we got one more day to cook for the ladies

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 8:23 AM | Link to this

Morning Regulars and Newbies That should cover everybody

Bella Today you only get a 10 minute time-out. If time out doesn’t start working, we’ll have to come up with a more severe punishment. lol

By kinderbabe

July 26, 2007 8:23 AM | Link to this

good morning all! hope you had a good nite’s sleep.:)

on topic: hmmmm…i guess the craziest thing i’ve ever had done for me was to have a guy i’m dating dedicate a room in their house for me. the weird part about it was we had only been dating for about a month. i thought it was an extreme gesture for the time frame. and there were so many little details included in the room based on things i said to him about my taste. at the time i thought it was cute. now, i think it’s kinda spooky…lol.

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 8:32 AM | Link to this

good morning Bella, I wasnt even in love i was just tryna impress this girl in high school i took her on four dates in a 24 hour period! we went to breakfast for the first then i dropped her off then took her to lunch and drooped her off then we went to the putt putt, then movies,dinner, the carnival, grand prix, and ended it at 5 that morning at waffle house!!! it cost a lil over 500 for 24 hours thats a lot since i was a senior in high school (i was getting to the money needless to say) was it worth it? Hell yea, cause i got that five back and more when we became BF and GF

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 26, 2007 8:34 AM | Link to this

Hello everybody. Kinderbabe now that is strange..Bella girl did you say a tree—dang.lol.. On topics I can’t think of nothing right now..I got to think on this one…

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 8:41 AM | Link to this

Kinder Are you sure that guy wasn’t Michael Jackson in disguise? lol

On-Topic I really can’t think of anything really crazy I’ve done or had done for me. Slim now sad and commences to numb her sudden sadness with a sample of everything from the breakfast spread

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 26, 2007 8:45 AM | Link to this

@ Travis Smith what your job occupation?

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 8:48 AM | Link to this

oops meant to say Bella

By Sexione

July 26, 2007 8:48 AM | Link to this

Morning Everybody!!!!!

kinderbabe yeah, that was borderline sweet/creepy for only a month.

I’m with **MsU88, can’t think of anything right now…….Mimosas anyone?

Thanks for the grub GAman & MLB!

By kinderbabe

July 26, 2007 8:51 AM | Link to this

msU and slim yeah it was strange. it’s funny how at first i was flattered but then as time passed and he freely showed all of his “fool card”..lol…it all made sense. now i see that he only did that to get me caught up and not notice how crazy his butt was. i caught up all right, and got to steppin…lol.

By QC

July 26, 2007 8:55 AM | Link to this

Morning Everyone! I’ve never done nothing crazy…unless you count wasting my time with someone who was’nt worth my time! Have a great day all….

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 9:07 AM | Link to this

@ Ms. UIm assistant shipping and recieving supervisor at this metal warehouse in Duluth. We have other warehouses all over the USA!

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 26, 2007 9:09 AM | Link to this

QC I am with you on that one.

By Tazzee

July 26, 2007 9:16 AM | Link to this

Morning All!

I have never done anything crazy for love, nor have I ever had anyone do anything crazy for me. I was just sharing with a friend last night that I have never been so in love that my life shut down after we broke up - similarly I doubt if any guy has ever been that into me.

But I’ve always wanted to experience that feeling - hopefully with my husband so I don’t have to worry about drop-kicking him in his adam’s apple if he does me wrong, LOL.

Have a great Thursday folks!

By cemeeli

July 26, 2007 9:20 AM | Link to this

Goodmorning WLB & MLB The craziest thing ever did for someone i was in love with: *I GAVE MY ENTIRE TAX REFUND (well almost all of it to him) to my fiance’s ‘car project’ i gave most of a tax refund towards paint and hidraulic’s. YOUNG AND DUMB 21 at the time. My luv at this time was into rebuilding antique cars and i sowed into this vision and gave $1000 towards his 66 SS Impala. Yes it did become one of the cleanist convertable antiques on the street. But boy now that i think about it I feel so dumb!

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 9:31 AM | Link to this

Is it me or does it seem like the man does all the over board stuff when their in love. Im not really seeing yall saying anything that dosent happen in a normal relationship. maybe its to early and not all of the MLB and WLB members are online yet.

By Biff

July 26, 2007 9:35 AM | Link to this

I was banging this chick for a couple of months when she asked me for a favor. She asked me to deflower her girlfriend who was very shy about sex. And offered me a thousand bucks. The strangest thing was that her friend was hotter than her.

So ol Biff made the deal, the new chick turned out to be a nympho and I switched over to her for a few months until she wore me out.

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

July 26, 2007 9:38 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Everyone!!

The craziest thing that has ever happened to me was with my high school boyfriend. I broke up with him for my college boyfriend (Mr.Smooth) after one quarter in school. One night he kept calling the dorm room and Mr. Smooth and I were chilling. I told him that I had company but he didn’t care. He kept calling so Mr. Smooth answered the phone and told him that we were trying to get some sleep and hung up the phone. Well, the following morning I go to make a phone call and my ex was on the line….he said he never hung up the phone and stayed up all night just to curse me out

I guess he got revenge on Mr. Smooth. We were at Lenox eating lunch and High school ex comes up to the table with some of his friends. He grabs my drink and started drinking from my cup right in front of Mr. Smooth. Then he tries to hold a conversation like all was well…Mr. Smooth just sat there…but to his defense, he probably was pushing only 125lbs back then

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 9:40 AM | Link to this

@BLIFF wow!!!! im so jealous!!!! what was the name, number, and address of the girl who wore you out again?. LOL..was you still banging both of them? How you gone let one woman ware you out? Bliffs man card is up for review!!!!!! lol.

By Sexione

July 26, 2007 9:41 AM | Link to this

lmsao @ cemeeli guurrrllll, live and learn! I’m with QC, I have stayed too long, I have given of my time and efforts, I have been ride or die (and later found out he was not down for me like that), but neva, eva, eva have given up my $$$$$. That is where I draw the line!!! lol

Travis yea, it is too early to draw that conclusion! lol

By abc

July 26, 2007 9:42 AM | Link to this

I’m not much into giving or receiving crazy. Behavior that indicates obsession isn’t that appealing. Sometimes it can come off sweet (playing in a sandbox? Well, okay) and sometimes sick (kinderbabe, that dude sounds unbalanced!).

By Bebe

July 26, 2007 9:43 AM | Link to this

Morning All!!

By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 26, 2007 9:43 AM | Link to this

ON noooooo!!!!! a biff siteing…lololol

By kinderbabe

July 26, 2007 9:50 AM | Link to this

ladyd that sounds hilarious! lol i’m just imagining buddy sipping out of your cup like he’s all bad and stuff…lol.

you reminded me of a time that i had a boyfriend in college tying our phone line up. that was back in the day when if you didn’t hang up (esp. for dorm to dorm calls) it wouldn’t automatically disconnect. so you could literally have the line tied up for hours! lol that boy had my phone tied up all day and night on several occasions. had to wind up getting a restraining order (after several more stunts he pulled). now that was crazy.

By kinderbabe

July 26, 2007 9:54 AM | Link to this

abc yeah he is unbalanced. i came to realize that. his behavior during the course of knowing him showed that he is definitely a little off. thankfully, the relationship was brief (about 3 months).

By CoCo

July 26, 2007 9:57 AM | Link to this

Goodmornin all.. @Lady Dark…dayum girl you had alittle drama goin on with those two. lmao… @Biff, you know the story is gonna be funny as hell when you start off with ..”I was bangin this chick..”lol

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 9:59 AM | Link to this

A girl that my dude at the time was messing around with got a little too infatuated with him. I had moved back to ‘Bama for a few months but me and him were still ‘working things out’. I still had a key to the crib.lol Anyway, I found out he was messing with this chick. I guess she thought she was going to be moved up to wifey status. Not sure why since all my pics were still up too But homegirl I guess called herself getting mad at him. She goes to his house and puts a note on his front door, with gum Yuck! talking about how she wants to kick my @ss yadda yadda yadda. When she saw he was not paying her any attention she got my furious then desperate. One night he was playing the game with a friend at the crib, she had been blowing his phone up all day. No response. So she shows up over there. He ignored her at the door until he got tired of her. She pleaded for him to talk to her. He told her he’d talk after playing the game. Chick sat there for at least 3 hours waiting….Next thing you know she’s on her knees using oral as her bargaining tool. Needless to say, that was the end of that! Can you say TEABAG….LOLOLOLOL! okay why did i even tell that story?

By QC

July 26, 2007 10:17 AM | Link to this

Travis Why would you be jealous of Biff i’m sure you’re capable of doing the same thing if need be….You said the majic words Sexione..stayed too long, yep i was a “ride or die girl” it was appreciated for a minute, but it’s all good now; i’ll never go thru that again, i’m a damn good women and enjoy going all out for my Man, but now i have my limits….hey Cemeeli,MO,kinderB,Slimone,MissU,Co-Co,Tazz, Bebe….all WLB members

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 10:18 AM | Link to this

@slimone You gotta admire her for her effort, and being persistant!! I think she did what she thought she had to do to get what she wanted!!! what was your stance on him letting her give him lewinsky!!!

By QC

July 26, 2007 10:19 AM | Link to this

Hey LDD

By kinderbabe

July 26, 2007 10:24 AM | Link to this

hey QC how are you?

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 26, 2007 10:25 AM | Link to this

Hey QC

By For Real

July 26, 2007 10:25 AM | Link to this

Slim’s Dude: Ok, I am finish playing the game. I will listen to what you have to say but you better make it good.

Crazy Chick: Zippp… Smack, Smack

SD: Oh yeah I understand what you saying now.

By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 26, 2007 10:29 AM | Link to this

QC what’s poppin ma?

Tazzee I feel you on that…but i have been in love and felt the crush it can bring….it’s like a bike…you fall down, get yo @ZZ up and start riding again…I think it’s like Beyonce and that video i showed everyone yesterday….lol she fell(Hard) but she got up and did her thang…without once looking back

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 10:31 AM | Link to this

@ QC I was just kidding with him, I really dont see a woman handing a dude a $1000.00 dollars to to have sex with her!!! i wouldnt want to get paid for that ill feel like a w*******!! I have to much respect for myself to get paid for sex. Why start charging when i was doing it for free any way

By Bebe

July 26, 2007 10:31 AM | Link to this

My story’s not that extravagant, more borderline/psycho, since my ex, whom I was running away from, followed me to Georgia when I moved here 3 yrs ago. I’m still looking over my shoulder cause I don’t know if he’s still here or not.

By Bebe

July 26, 2007 10:34 AM | Link to this

Hey QC

By Mochalatte Peach with Extra Cream

July 26, 2007 10:34 AM | Link to this

Morning All

Topic is cute, but I don’t have much input right now. Plus they got me working like a Hebrew Slave!! LOL. I will lurk until later.

Thanks GA.Man for the spread

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 10:35 AM | Link to this

Travis Persistant wasn’t even the word to describe her. Well you know in the moment I was teed off at him for the whole situation. It wasn’t until after we got passes all that, that I could laugh at it. I was amazed at how a chick can go from I wanna kill yo chicks azz to let me taste dat! LOL! He said that she had started acting crazy right before I found out about her and he was planning on stop dealing with her anyway. I actually talked to her and she was like Yeah I saw your pictures at his house….I was like AND YOU STILL GAVE HIM SOME? Doh like homer simpson

It was so crazy how i even found out about her. I still had a key and he wanted me to come up for the weekend. He had to work late and told me to let myself in. So i stopped and picked up some groceries when I got in town to surprise him with dinner. The first thing that threw me off was a pack of sour gummy worms next to his bed. I’ve never known him to eat these. I was like whatever but anyway I started to cook dinner. He had a new bag in the trash can and the other bag tied up sitting next to it. I had cooked some meat so I didn’t want to put the meat tray in the new trash bag because it would start smelling bad. So i opened up the full bag to put the meat tray in there to take go ahead and take it outside…Low and behold I see used condoms and another bag of sour gummy worms. My heart dropped down to my stomach. I called my best friend and talked to her about it. Somehow I mustered up the strength to finish cooking and waited until either the next day or last day i was there before bringing it up to him.

So now if we ever hang out or watch a movie I’ll ask him if he would like to buy some Sour gummy worms to snack on. I might be able to forgive but hell if i’ll forget. LOL!

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

July 26, 2007 10:37 AM | Link to this

Hey QC,Kinder!

Coco High School Ex was a trip…we worked at the stadium together (in Cincy) and got into an arguement at work. He tried to hang me over the ramps to get me to talk to him…just crazy, but I didn’t break up with him either I guess that makes me crazy too, but I’ll blame it on our age. Now, that I look back on it…that was too much drama for a 16/17 yr old. Many more stories to tell about High School Ex….just not enough time

By QC

July 26, 2007 10:38 AM | Link to this

I’m good kinderB just sipping on some green tea…how are you????

By Sexione

July 26, 2007 10:48 AM | Link to this

Come on nah!! We know that no woman has to/is going to pay for sex unless she is hella ugly! Men give it up waaayyyy too freely for that to happen! lmsao

Bebe no way could I live like that! Do what you gotta do!

By Lady Dark w/Dimples

July 26, 2007 10:49 AM | Link to this

Slim How were you able to wait before bringing condoms in a trash can up??? That’s some self control for ya!!

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 10:50 AM | Link to this

SD: Oh wait, what was that last thing you were trying to say?

Crazy Chick: Hmm….mmm…you mean this right here. slurp slurp?

SD: no, no, not that. The thing you said before that.

CC: Oh, I think you mean…slurppy slurp…suck…gag…gag..slurp

SD: Oh yeah, I read you loud and c-c-c-leeeeaaaarrrrrrr!

By QC

July 26, 2007 10:52 AM | Link to this

Hey MsMochalatte’

Just checking Travis, lol

GA.man how are you sweetie?

By NCGirlfromATL

July 26, 2007 10:53 AM | Link to this

Daaaaaaaang Slim!! Entirely too much drama! You’re a good one for not going skraight nutz on him for continuing the cheating. He might have gotten a special meal that night. Gummi worms would have been the least of his problems. LOL!

Slim: (continuing to cook dinner) Yeah, thank goodness he still had that bottle of Milk of Magnesia in the bathroom. Yeeeeeah. I’m gonna load him up with cheese for dinner…and flush it out reeeeeeeeal good with my special Dulce de Luche…de Magnesia cheesecake for dessert. Wonder what would happen if I sprinkled a little of this Ally on it too? Like jimmies on ice cream? Hmmm….?

For entertainment purposes only…do not try this at home! Or anywhere else!

By Bebe

July 26, 2007 10:55 AM | Link to this

@Sexione, there’s a po-po restraint, and I’m ready for him or anybody else who decides to run up behind me. :)

By kinderbabe

July 26, 2007 10:56 AM | Link to this

i’m fine QC bored stiff today…lol. i gotta find something to do, soon.:)

ladyd i was thinking the same thing girl. i would have waited until buddy came in the house, ate and then got ready to get in the bed. when he pulled back the covers, those used condoms and gummy bear wrappers would be right smack in the middle of the bed, lmao.

By Gorilla O aka "Tha Code Cracka"

July 26, 2007 10:58 AM | Link to this

Goodmorning MLB and WLB on topic…did bella make this story up or did buddy actually go on a hunger strike to make ‘ol girl stop smoking….wow. i cant recall doing anything too crazy. i did drive to nc late at night once because me and my former (keyword: former) ‘ol lady had a big fight and i felt we needed to be face to face to resolve it….and plus i got tired of us making up over the phone. i was missing out on alot of makeup sex.

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 10:58 AM | Link to this

LDD It had to be God calming me down because I probably would’ve either thrown hot rice on him or cut his member off if I brought it up in the heat of that moment. I think we had some event or something to go to and for the sake of that and my sanity I waited it out. I should’ve gotten paid for that acting job…he had no clue until I couldn’t hold back anymore. I think my eerie calmness made him a little scared because he didn’t know what was going on in my head. At least if I was cussin and fussin he would know where I was coming from. It’s funny to me now but back then it was nuttin nice

By Hotlanta

July 26, 2007 10:59 AM | Link to this

Anybody see that neverending proposal where the guy proposed to his girlfriend at the Ritz, with the roses dipped in gold and he rented out 10 suites at the hotel. I thought that was the most over the top thing I had seen in my life. At first I was like AWWWWWWWW how cute but it was so long that my computer got stuck. I got tired of looking at each door knob and light fixtures. It was toooo much. They had so many candles I thought that they was having a sayonce. (I know that it is spelled wrong). How could he pay all of that money for that engagement and not go to the barber to get that fro cut down a peg or two. I thought I was looking at a 70’s party or something.

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 26, 2007 11:00 AM | Link to this

OMG!! I am cracking up off yall post!! wooo…what in the world??? Where are the late MLB.

By QC

July 26, 2007 11:00 AM | Link to this

Bebe girl please be careful!!

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 11:07 AM | Link to this

NC Believe me, i had many different things running threw my head that I could’ve tried. I thought about taking one of them out and putting it over his toothbrush like a toothbrush holder. He always brushes his teeth and wash his face when he gets home I thought about putting them on his plate, i thought about pouring the ish on his bed and driving back home without even telling him…etc. True enough we were on a break working through our issues and I wanted answers. Me acting a fool wasn’t going to get me answers. But the thing that bothered me the most was that this chick knew too much about me. She knew we used to live together, knew I moved back home and was going back to school, knew that me and him talked periodically, knew what i looked like, he even told her he still loved me!!! I’m like chick you know all this about me but i don’t know jack about you. One of my guy friends said as crazy as it seems he said a guy will lie to you because he loves and cares about you but will tell the other chick a mixture of truth and lies. He said he told her all that so she could see that it wasn’t going to be anything other than a cut-ship. But homegirl must’ve had plans of her own.

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 11:09 AM | Link to this

@SLIMONE and every one else. Speaking of Doh like homer simpson from ya last line THE SIMPSONS THE MOVIE IS COMING OUT FRIDAY!!! HOMER plus BART plus MARY JANE(whats up Gorilla O) plus PATRON equals a great movie night!!!! Its gon be off the chain!!!

By Bebe

July 26, 2007 11:11 AM | Link to this

@QC, I will be very careful, but I can’t stop living because he can’t move on.

By Sexione

July 26, 2007 11:12 AM | Link to this

lol @ Hotlanta yea, most of us have seen it. That money could have been better spent in a whole helluva lot of ways……..but it was sweet.

lol @ Gorilla missing out on the makeup sex! hahahaha

kinder now that sounds like me! lol

Bebe good for you!! Stay ready………speaking of such Does anyone know where to purchase a new gun? I know they have used ones in the pawn shops, I want a new one! Thanks.

lmsao @ NCGirl guuurrrrlll, I am cracking up over here!!!!

Slim you stoopid!!! The old me would not have been able to pull that off for that long! The new me is much craftier………the old me would’ve been raising the dead after “seasoning” his food reeaalll good muah ha ha ha

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 11:12 AM | Link to this

Hotlanta How could he pay all of that money for that engagement and not go to the barber to get that fro cut down a peg or two I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw that! LOL!

Chick: um, baby I’m so flattered you went through all this for me.

DuDe: well you know anything for you my love.

Chick: ANything?

Dude: Yes anything.

Chick: can we possibly take one of this gold dipped roses to get you a hair cut. You fuggin up this great photo-op and my memories.

Dude passes out cuz he stayed up for 3 days setting all that ish up but the afro cushions his fall

By C tha 1

July 26, 2007 11:15 AM | Link to this

Apparently, he cared about her so much that he went on a hunger strike until she quit for good! And of course, not wanting him to starve himself, she quit smoking.

Sounds like something PETA would do.

By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 26, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this

MS.U we had a party for Truth last night…..all i can tell you is that Musing feel asleep around 4 this morning…For Real was singing Jay Z songs….Goilla was hollering at MHAMM bout something….Truth was drunk…

the rest is alittle hazy….lololol

By Cemeeli

July 26, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this

sexione Gurl you know i still to dis day want my money back from ole dude!!! And you know this. That would be my son’s father. BUt you know he did pay most all the bills at the house. So i don’t look like a complete idiot!!! Booooyyy was i young and dumb.

By QC

July 26, 2007 11:22 AM | Link to this

You’re so right Bebe don’t stop living, just keep God by your side he’ll protect you…

By kinderbabe

July 26, 2007 11:30 AM | Link to this

sexione chile, yes…lol. slim i think you handled it very well b/c i would not want to see you on any episodes of snapped…lol.

as far as that proposal, it was a little over the top. i was thinking, i wonder what the wedding will be like? lol b/c the proposal was ridiculous! and buddy could have used a haircut.

By For Real

July 26, 2007 11:36 AM | Link to this

Slim: I caught yo azz. What do you have to say for yourself?

Slim’s Dude: Look Laffy Taffy you know I love you. Ole girl was just stress relief. After you walked back to Bama. I was really lonely and missing you. I was tossing off to that picture of you dressed like Boy George. I love you Summer Bunny. See look around I never took your pictures down and I left the toilet the same way you left it. You could have cleaned before you left but I left it as is because it was a part of you. I miss you sooo much Sugar Butt.

Slim: AWWWWWWWWWWW! I miss you to but you can’t mess with that stank azz again. Ok?

SD: Ok but do you mind if I listen to her? She has great communication skillz.

By Bebe

July 26, 2007 11:37 AM | Link to this

@QCHe’s always there.

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 11:40 AM | Link to this

kinder I thought the guy sort of looked like Norbit…lol

By Staceye

July 26, 2007 11:43 AM | Link to this

Ok…I am convinced all of you guys are pyscho magnets! LOL But I can not talk…I had quite a few experiences with stalkers. One that sticks out was right after I won one of my pageants and made appereances at a lot of places and I would always see this guy. So I would always speak, you know to be nice. But I knew that I had seen this guy prior to my title but I could not place him. Anyway…one day I saw him in my neighborhood and he came up to me and said you don’t remember me do you? By now I am scared because now this dude was in my vecinity and I wondered if he knew where I lived. So when I told him I have seen him at my events, he said, “yeah but before that”. I thought back…..no dice. He finally admitted that he was a friend of a guy I used to talk to briefly. So I felt a little better…but then I made the mistake of giving dude my cell number because he said his boy asked about me (I know, dumb move). Now my place was in the front of my building and on the bottom floor and my block was one of those secluded Manhattan blocks (if you can picture such thing). So it seems when I came walking up my block at night alone…my cell would ring and it would be him. Um, his boy never called…he did daily! I ignored the calls and this fool got a hold of my house phone number and as soon as I would walk in the house and flip the light on…he would call my crib. He then started popping up in my building…he befriended my neighbor above me who I was cool with. He offered to help him with apartment renovations since he was very handy with construction. So he would be in the lobby just chillin’ and as soon as I stepped out of my crib he’d be right there like hi Staceye. Ok now I’m shyttin’ bricks he knows where I live. I started getting flowers and he still continued to come to my events. He then got a hold of my yahoo address and started to email me…hacked into my contacts and sent emails to all the names he thought were guys that I may be messing with. The title was the queen is dead. He then went on to say that I died in a car crash in Canada which is strange because the day I was supposed to leave for Canada via car I backed out and decided to ride with the car leaving the next day with the Teen Queen. The car that I was supposed to be in got into a bad accident with an auto transporter truck and pretty much demolished the passenger side where I was to be. So how he knew about that…I will never know. But I got calls from dudes believing that I indeed died. My boyfriend at that time who was away in college freaked because he believed it too. But when my reign was up I moved to ATL. I never heard from him again. When I go home I never see him and he has not called my cell which I have not changed since 1999. Can you say,CRAZY…DERANGED….MOTHERF*CKERS, in the words of Martin on You So Crazy!

By Cemeeli

July 26, 2007 11:44 AM | Link to this

Hi QC/Tazz

Slim That was God giving you a spirit of calmness.Had to be!!! Your self was probably on fire.

By Gorilla O aka "Tha Code Cracka"

July 26, 2007 11:47 AM | Link to this

Whats up Travis cant wait for the simpsons to come out. i think that show is older than me. you think we can get any of the WLB to come out…probably not. im sure they have a nice, quiet evening planned out….watch out blockbuster and Brusters, here they come!!!

SexiOne, you know makeup sex is the best.

MsU mu caliente este la el mobo….didnt know i could talk sexy in spanish did you

By NCGirlfromATL

July 26, 2007 11:48 AM | Link to this

SD: Ok but do you mind if I listen to her? She has great communication skillz.

ROTFLMAO!!! Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “listen up!”

Slim Yeah, those things would have been fun too! But, I’m like you. Going nuts won’t give you a real response. It only produces more lies and more seeeeee…whathadhappenedwas responses. But, I like the ever-present Gummi Worms. Nice touch! LOLOL!!

By Bella

July 26, 2007 11:48 AM | Link to this

Morning, everyone!

Any problems commenting this morning? I’m going to e-mail the tech people to let them know that there have been issues this week.

By QC

July 26, 2007 11:49 AM | Link to this

Hey ForeReal

Stacye i’mma get me some more tea then come back and read your long azz post, lol….don’t be surprised if Musing gives you a “blog citation” :)

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 11:51 AM | Link to this

SD: Ok but do you mind if I listen to her? She has great communication skillz

Slim shoots him the me-mugg look

SD: baby, come on now you know I was just playin wit you.

Slim still standing with the mean-mug, you betta get the f/k outta my face look

SD: baby?

Crickets

SD: baby? Say something please

Slim: I can’t understand what you’re saying. Come on back in the room and try to make me comprehend.

SD now tries oral communication but passes out from lockjaw after 2 long hours of Slim still not comprehending. Still a little mad, Slim proceeds to take advantage of him being knocked out and takes a mustache-ride. 3 hours later SD wakes up with a glazed facial mask on, missing car keys, and wallet

By For Real

July 26, 2007 11:55 AM | Link to this

Staceye You me a bottle of Patron and a tape recorder. I see two movies and 4 books. What’s up??

Hey QC. Are you ok? You sound mad today.

NC it’s more like listening to her will get you up.

By li'Demi

July 26, 2007 11:56 AM | Link to this

Is it me or does it seem like the man does all the over board stuff when their in love.

T I spent my whole off day in my girl’s Dayum garden…Just for some Jamaican Spice Rum Carrot Cake!!! The whole time I was eating that goodassbaadforyourhealth cake, felt like Esau.

I am in LOVE with her and her COOKING, LOL

By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 26, 2007 11:58 AM | Link to this

Stacye you cool and all..but heck naw!!!! that book you just posted was wayyyyyy toooooooo looonnnnggggg

Here is your ticket Riiiiippppppp thank you please pay your fine…quick before Musing see it the total ois 185.00 in blog dollars thank you

But i am glad you got rid of your CRAZY Man lolololol

By QC

July 26, 2007 12:00 PM | Link to this

Stacye you were blessed girl!

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 26, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this

@GA.Man What? A party? Thanks for telling me. That his you know what.lol Thanks for the pix hun.

By Sexione

July 26, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this

Okkaaayyyy then Staceye that was crazy!!!! lol

lmsao @ ForReal boy you stoopid!!! Admit it, y’all like when a woman speaks that language! lol

NCGirl you are soooo right, calm cool and collected is soooo much better! hehehehe

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli I think i took it out on the meat. That was the most tenderized meat i’ve ever cooked. LOL! But I think i started cleaning up…that allows me to keep busy and think at the same time. So you know buddy was clueless to come home to clean house and cooked meal then BAM! soyoufugginbipsnow?

Gorilla Actually angry makeup sex is the best to me. You start out sort of trading light slaps with each other, then the anger comes up, you start wrestling….or in the words of For Real rassling, next thing you know you pin him down, straddle him, push his arms back over his head, talk some angry sexy words to him. “Yeah what you gone do now huh? I gotcha now, you like dat” Then it’s on and popping. Whew, is it 5 yet?

By For Real

July 26, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this

Crazy Chick walks into Slim’s Dude’s house. She relize that SD has passed out. She immediately perform life saving techniques to revive SD. Smack, Smack, Slurp, Slurp. Don’t you die on me SD come on. Smack, Smack, Slurp, Slurp. Stay with SD, stay with me. Smack, Smack, Slurp, Slurp

Slim burst into the room still wearing her Boy George hat. WTF are you doing to SD?

Crazy Chick: (In her Dr. McCoy voice) Damit Slim I’m trying to safe a life.

By Sexione

July 26, 2007 12:06 PM | Link to this

Gorilla Are you implying that we (WLB) are scuurrred? Trust me, most of us are not! Now when is it? lol

All in favor of a blog gathering (meeting up at a spot for drinks and fun) say aye! We may as well seeing as how we’ve all (well most) been trading pics and whatnot. I say let’s do it!!! Who’s in??

By QC

July 26, 2007 12:07 PM | Link to this

I’m good ForReal

GA.man gave Stacye a “blog citation” on Musing’s behalf but she has’nt been here long enough to get one lol….Slim lmao! *glazed facial mask, missing car keys & wallet…….lmao!!!!priceless

By Hunter

July 26, 2007 12:07 PM | Link to this

A hunger strike to encourage smoke cessation? how pathetic. If you want your newfound signifigant other to stop smoking you simply instruct them to do so. That is what I did. As for the silliest or craziest thing I have ever done in a relationship. Well, when my husband and I were dating, on our six month anniversary we went to NYC for a weekend. We had been planning on staying in a suite at the Plaza, but my darling husband had forgotten to book the suite until the morning we were scheduled to leave. So, he ended up booking a smaller room. We stayed in a room with a single queen bed and not a lot of other ammenities, but it was still in the Plaza. It was quaint. An interesting stay for sure. I will never forget that, staying in a small, unadorned room. It was quite silly.

By NCGirlfromATL

July 26, 2007 12:10 PM | Link to this

But I got calls from dudes believing that I indeed died.

Ok Staceye I know that your stalker story isn’t funny (it really isn’t!)…but that line had me rolling! Who were these dudes calling a supposedly dead woman?!? Lawd!

Dude: Dayum. I just heard that Staceye died. I wonder if she’ll let me borrow her Forman grill? Lemme call and check.

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 12:11 PM | Link to this

Lil Demi Oohhh weee. I had some Rum cake when i was in Jamaica a few weeks ago. Mmmmm Mmmmm Good! Add a side of your fav drink and it’s on!

Lil Demi talking with his mouth full of cake

LD: Dayum girl! yo really put yo foot in this cake

Chick: Thanks baby.

LD’s skin crawls a little bit

Chick: You aight?

LD: girl, you may look like a sea donkey but yo @ss know u can cook.

Chick karate chops him in the throat causing him to choke and make cake come out his nose

By Staceye

July 26, 2007 12:11 PM | Link to this

Hi For Real I may have to take you up on that. QC I had to get it out!GA Man I will take my ticket to court! LOL Sexione I know girl right! God looks out for babies, drunks and fools…and since I’m no baby, I’ll have to receive the other 2.

By Gorilla O aka "Tha Code Cracka"

July 26, 2007 12:16 PM | Link to this

SexiOne AYE!

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 26, 2007 12:16 PM | Link to this

@ Gorilla O Sweet-heart your espanol is a little off.LOl What are you trying to heat up.LOL Te quiero al ex-novio

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 12:19 PM | Link to this

Slim tells chick she’s doing it all wrong. She goes into his closet to pull out some small contraption and “pulls the plug” on CrazyChick’s resusitation efforts. Slim turns item on and begins to speak in tongues…next thing you know SD’s has regained conciousness only to let out a high pitched squeal and instantly fall back asleep….During his snooze it turns into a scene from Kill Bill up in dat piece

By Gorilla O aka "Tha Code Cracka"

July 26, 2007 12:22 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli are you currently single? you know tax season is right around the corner….and i dont even want the whole thing, just 96.2% of it. thats thats the kind of brotha i am.

By Cemeeli

July 26, 2007 12:23 PM | Link to this

Yup Staceye i think you get a citation for that one. lol But i am sooo glad you excaped that dude. Wow! Like my man Nacho Libre says crasii.

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 26, 2007 12:25 PM | Link to this

@Slim

Girl that rum cake is sho nuff good. I remember eating at one of my friend house on Thanksgiving day, girl i was 8 mos pregant. I was like uh this cake sure is sweet but it taste like alcohol, she was like OMG you wasn’t suppose to eat from that cake. Girl i was full & sleepy after that.LOL

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 12:25 PM | Link to this

A friend of mine told me one of her ex’s was a little crazy. She was out on a date with another dude at the movies and her ex came in and sat right next to them…he didn’t leave a seat between them. He sat right there as if it was a 3-some date.

Another time she was out with a guy at IHOP. Her same ex showed up in some track shorts, came up to their table and said he needed to talk to her. The dude she was with was like, I think you need to go ahead and talk to him. LOLOL!!!! Hellz naw! I died laughing when she told me that. Dude didn’t want no part of it.

By Staceye

July 26, 2007 12:26 PM | Link to this

NCGirlfromATL Girl you are cracking me up! I can laugh now! They said that when they got the email they just had to find out if was true. So that is what happened to my G.F. Grill!!!

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 12:26 PM | Link to this

@ sexione and GOILLA O I second that nomination for drinks!!!! Barnacles? Scores? Dave and Busters?

By Gorilla O aka "Tha Code Cracka"

July 26, 2007 12:27 PM | Link to this

DAMMIT MAN!!! SexiOne, you off tha chain. now i gotta untuck my shirt

By kinderbabe

July 26, 2007 12:27 PM | Link to this

staceye wow, that was something! glad that you came out of that o.k.:)

sexione count me in. let’s meet somewhere on friday evening. you know, an after work type thing. that would be cute. what does everyone else think?

By li'Demi

July 26, 2007 12:30 PM | Link to this

@Slim, funny…but my girl is a cute’n’sexy thick wit-it…

@Sexi, never purchase a use gun unless you know the own…I normally purchase new a gun at guns show, take someone who is knowledgeable about guns with you…I still have my hood card, so I can get you one “Ain’t So Right”.

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 26, 2007 12:31 PM | Link to this

AYe!! Next weekend.. I can’t make it this weekend..dang!! I want to hang out sooo!! bad. * MsU now pouting*

By NCGirlfromATL

July 26, 2007 12:34 PM | Link to this

NC it’s more like listening to her will get you up.

That’s what I was eluding to. LOL!

Sexione I adhere to the Eddie Murphy “Raw” philosphy. (with a dead calm voice) Don’t worry about it baby…just go to sleep. LOLOL!!

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 12:40 PM | Link to this

**@

travis starts singing…..T-PAIN… Baby Girl Whats Your Name Let Me Talk To You Let Me Buy You A Drink I’m T-SMITH, You Know Me SUPERSTAR ENT Have Every Body Like Ohh Wee I Know The Club Close At 3 Whats The Chance A You Rollin Wit Me Back To The Crib Show You How I Live Lets Get Drunk Forget What We Did LET ME BUY YOU A DRANK

By Cemeeli

July 26, 2007 12:43 PM | Link to this

@Gorilla I am currently single and NOOO i do not give any of my $$$funds to any willy nilly. Only dude that gets money from me is my son. And then i monitor that to the last dime.

By Staceye

July 26, 2007 12:44 PM | Link to this

Did you guys hear the radio yesterday during Ryan Cameron’s show he had a guy that became so obssessed with his ex-girl after broke up with him and had the new man at the park in Flint, MI he lured her to a spot closed to the woods and he asked if they could get back together and she said no and he killed her. He said he served 19 years and moved to ATL. He just ghot out in 2004. Beware ladies..this nut job is out there. he said he never wants another girlfriend..but we know with the abundance of women in the ATL he is liable to change his mind. The next victim could be you! Afetr my experience…as soon as I get the gut feeling of Stalker Tendencies…I run like a dude from Child Support!

By Gorilla O aka "Tha Code Cracka"

July 26, 2007 12:48 PM | Link to this

Travis, either one is cool with me. i guess we should be gentlemen and let the WLB come up with something….but of course we’ll have the final say so. MAN LAW!!! GAMAN, QC, Forreal, yall down for tha cause

@ MsU whatchu call me

NCGirl what part of NC are you from

SexiOne and SlimOne, are yall related

By CoCo

July 26, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this

Hey QC! Hotlanta I was thinkin the same thing about the proposal and I am a hopeless romantic. Sexione can you be in charge of organizing the meet n greet? Lady D We all do dumb a@@ stuff when we are teens..post adolescent.

By li'Demi

July 26, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this

SlimOne If a girl has ex boyfriend problems (call me a punk), I am bouncing…I am not catch a knife or bullet, for a woman I barely even know…most likely if dude and I get into it, she’ll be the one stabbing me in the back. SMILE

By Bre

July 26, 2007 12:53 PM | Link to this

Demi you got it pretty bad.

On topic Nah I think I skipped the crazy people. I have pretty good radar for nut jobs. Plus once I say I have six brothers(not to mention lots and lots of male cousins) it pretty much sends dudes the other direction on acting up with me.

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 12:56 PM | Link to this

@EVERYONE WHATS YALL FAVORITE DRINK?

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 12:58 PM | Link to this

Gorilla No we aren’t related, why do you ask?

By Sexione

July 26, 2007 12:58 PM | Link to this

Demi yea, I know, that’s why I want a new one! I still have my hood card too…..always will!! lol

lmsao @ NCGirl show you right!! lol

Gorilla watch out nah!! That’s just the begining…….hehehehe And no, we’re no related! lol

Okay so far I have..

me, Gorilla, Travis, kinderbabe, MsU anyone else? When? What about Aug. 3rd (Friday)? Where? Dave & Busters, somewhere closer to town?

By QC

July 26, 2007 1:01 PM | Link to this

I’m down with that Gorilla

By NCGirlfromATL

July 26, 2007 1:01 PM | Link to this

Gorilla Raleigh/Durham area. Why do you ask?

Demi Are you sprung? Boooooooooooing! LOL!

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 1:04 PM | Link to this

Demi I didn’t blame dude at all about telling her to go talk to him. He didn’t want to get in it at 3 in the morning up in a IHOP. lol Now you know chicks can be crazy after she calls the police on her bf for beating her @ss, but when the cops try to arrest him using force, she tries to fight them. I see on cops often. lol

By Cemeeli

July 26, 2007 1:05 PM | Link to this

Staceye ARE YOU SERIOUS? Homeboy str8 SNAPPED! i wonder if ole girl knew this dude was a nut job. Or if he gave any indications during their realtionship of such tendacies from a break up. WOW!!! Talk about If i can’t have you NO ONE can.

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 1:06 PM | Link to this

Time to hit the mall befor AUG 3rd!!!

By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

July 26, 2007 1:09 PM | Link to this

I am down with the meet and greet, if ya’ll do it this weekend or next i cant make it….ya’ll know i got lil GaMan so…i would have to miss it…can’t get enough time with him …but now if we can roll that sat aug 4th then i am there

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 26, 2007 1:10 PM | Link to this

Aug 3rd sounds good. Apple Martini (1 drink max) Can’t hang with Gorilla O—a beer in both hands.LOL- he knows what i’m talkin bout oh and to translate what i said ( I love you to ex-boyfriend) now go brush up on your spanish SR.. hmm what about fox grill?? Wherever is find with me though. where is my pixc tha 1, Melo, Jake

Travis Smile sometime honey we know you hard.LOL

By Gorilla O aka "Tha Code Cracka"

July 26, 2007 1:16 PM | Link to this

Travis my favorite drink is Hen & Coke

SlimOne yall name looks just alike, so i figured yall were related to one another. oops, my bad

SexiOne this might be a dumb azz question but ima ask it any way…what does the s in lmsao stand for. hold the jokes please. and im game for Aug 3rd

Staceye, Staceye, Staceye, Staceye, Staceye……

By li'Demi

July 26, 2007 1:18 PM | Link to this

Bre that’s not all. She also have some pretty feet and toes, so I love buy her open toes and doing other special “stuff” for and to her feet…it is fun kept her glowing for no apparent reason at all, LOL

Sexione count me in as well…

NC/slim…do a skit of my SO walking around with a ridiculous glow

By Sexione

July 26, 2007 1:19 PM | Link to this

ok, GAman, we hear ya!

Is Aug. 4th better for most, or Aug. 3rd?

MsU I laughed at the beer in both hands too! lol

My favorite is (almost) anything with tequila in it!! hehehehe Any margarita, or a Long Beach Tea!!!

By MsUnderstood aka MsU

July 26, 2007 1:20 PM | Link to this

Travis Who you trying to look good for honey..LOL just pick something out of your closet..

By MochaTreat

July 26, 2007 1:21 PM | Link to this

Good afternoon WLB and MLB How is everyone doing today?

@MO mail call

By kinderbabe

July 26, 2007 1:23 PM | Link to this

sexione dave and buster’s is cool. any other suggestions?

bre you were very fortunate to have 6 brothers and other family to give you the 411. i think that they were your “crazy dude” repellant…lol. in initial convo when a crazy dude learns that you have six brothers, he’s counted himself out of the equation…lol.

By SlimOne

July 26, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this

BLog Men Where are my pictures too. I need to know if I have a reason to show up at the meet-n-greet…not the Meet-n-Shriek!

By kinderbabe

July 26, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this

sexione dave and buster’s is cool. any other suggestions?

bre you were very fortunate to have 6 brothers and other family to give you the 411. i think that they were your “crazy dude” repellant…lol. in initial convo when a crazy dude learns that you have six brothers, he’s counted himself out of the equation…lol.

By Sexione

July 26, 2007 1:27 PM | Link to this

Gorilla lmsao laughing my sexi azz off! Cute, huh?

CoCo I’m trying! Are you in?

Demi got ya!

Travis what you buying?

By Cemeeli's son (not li'Demi)

July 26, 2007 1:28 PM | Link to this

Since you have time to blog all day, can I get new playstation 3, blow up doll, or a quick grand?!?!?

Com’on ma, hook a young brother up!!

By Cemeeli

July 26, 2007 1:28 PM | Link to this

*Cemeeli…still thinking about ole dude that snapped. Darn that’s messed up!!! HOw you take someone’s life like that just because they don’t want you loney self no more. Whew….

By Gorilla O aka "Tha Code Cracka"

July 26, 2007 1:29 PM | Link to this

MsU BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…one drink max. didnt know you were an L7. lol. gorilla o T.I.’s MsU. i know i need work on my spanish, but wait til you hear my bankhead….i speak it fluently.

NCGirl just asking because i used to work in charlotte and my ex is from asheville

aight, we got QC down for the cause

By TRAVIS SMITH aka "future MLB blogger"

July 26, 2007 1:29 PM | Link to this

@ MS. U didnt know you couldnt handle the dranks…didnt know you were a L7, one drank max?…BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TRAVIS SMITH T.I’s MS. U!!!!…..Ms. U have you been looking at some pics i didnt send you? thats not fair!!!!!

By Cemeeli

July 26, 2007 1:32 PM | Link to this

lil Demi That’s so sweet. She also have some pretty feet and toes, so I love buy her open toes and doing other special “stuff” for and to her feet…it is fun kept her glowing for no apparent reason at all. She seems real special to you. Auuuuwwww!

By Hotlanta

July 26, 2007 1:34 PM | Link to this

I had an ex that was planning a strategy as good as the Gulf War. He had gotten this other girl pregnant. I called the house and she answered the phone and said “You must be Hotlanta”. I was like who is this, she went on and on about how they met and how they was gonna get married and stuff and all the things she did for him. I told her that’s good because the next time she fix him a steak put one on for me too. I didn’t say a word to her until she started to say she was gonna WMA. I told her to put him on the phone he was also silent. He had the nerve to ova to my house the next day talking about how he was gonna get custody of the baby when she has it and MOVE in with me. I am like do I look like KinderCare Nursery to you. I am a Christian now I can’t say on the board what I said to him. But he just thought I LOVDED him so much I would stay with him and her. This ain’t Utah and I sho don’t feel like getting up in the morning looking for a CDC truck outside of my window with all of that sexing going on. I was glad to get that fool outta my life.

By Page1908

July 26, 2007 1:37 PM | Link to this

I remember last summer some bloggers shared a few pics with other folks on the blog. There was talk about some kind of meet up or whatever, but I guess nothing ever came to pass. It’s funny because it started the exact same way, with someone (can’t remember who) requesting to share pics of e