By Kara

October 12, 2007 8:17 AM | Link to this

I was at one of those Play Dates events and this man who was supposedly flirting told me he didn’t usually date 6’s, but in my case he would make an exception. No thanks buddy!

By AmazonRed

October 12, 2007 8:25 AM | Link to this

Wow…@ WiseDiva’s story! I want to know what you said to finally get that loser out of your office.

The worst pick up lines are usually common, ie “tall drink of water,” or “I’d love to climb you.” Nothing too bad.

I guess the only instance I can think of where someone tried to insult me while asking me out was the guy I met on Martha’s Vineyard. He told me I was fine and he wanted to take me out, but he thought my toes were ugly. Needless to say, that date never materialized.

Happy Friday everyone. My weekend starts right now!

By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

October 12, 2007 8:27 AM | Link to this

HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!! I finally made it in bright and early! LOL

I am going to have to think about this for a while b/c I am sure I have had such experiences. Isnt it amazing how some people think being rude is okay?

BRB in a few….

By Rell da Rake

October 12, 2007 8:36 AM | Link to this

HAPPY FRIDAY FOLKS!!!

Worst pick up method..but worked sometimes….setting - bar..me - DRUNK….then i would find my target and say hey you look good…let me take you home and taste that kat….lol….i know foolish..but it worked sometimes..lol..

best pickup line - hello!!!!…lol

By Atlanta Pearl Girl

October 12, 2007 8:38 AM | Link to this

Oh….I’ve got one. In Sunday School at a Buckhead Church (no names here)…. it was an adult singles class…. I had my daughter with me, then about 12 or so… a man behind me kept talking to my child telling her “Your mommy sure has pretty hair”…. and things like that…I finally turned around after several more odd comments and told him thanks for all the compliments but he could probably talk in a ‘big boy’ voice and tell me directly…..

Needless to say…. I later watched him use this technique with several other women…. Bizarro!!!!!

::::shivers:::::::

Atlanta Pearl Girl

By Dan

October 12, 2007 8:43 AM | Link to this

Good Morning

In my younger days, those of the less enlightened youth, I would say some really nasty things to women, but being cute enough to get away with it, I did.

I have since been more gracious. But most guys will say anything to beautiful woman, due to nervousness mostly.

@ A Red You keep talking bout these “tall drinks of water” I might have to see you soon.

By Katie

October 12, 2007 8:46 AM | Link to this

All pick-up lines are cheesy.

By AmazonRed

October 12, 2007 8:50 AM | Link to this

• winks* @ Dan.

By QC

October 12, 2007 8:59 AM | Link to this

Morning Bloggers We made it…thanks goodness it’s Friday

QC has only worked 2 days this week, but it feels like 5 :-)

Have a great day bloggers, don’t y’all just love this weather! i sure do well, i’ll check back later!!!!!

can you tell i’ve had a 20oz cup of coffee this morning!!!!!

By NiceGuy

October 12, 2007 9:03 AM | Link to this

You look hot in the dim light! (said to a girlfriend at the time). Hey, I meant it in a good way. No, we didn’t get married.

By Runnert

October 12, 2007 9:06 AM | Link to this

I never really understood why guys will insult you, but actually be attracted to you. I normally receive these kind of comments while Im at the fitness center. For example, a guy will walk up to me to tell me to add more weight to my machine or to speed up on the treadmill. That never works on me. Actually, it only makes things worse. Why don’t they understand that I must be doing something right to garner their attention. Guys, jus so you know, if you want a date with a woman, you should talk about all of the positives you see, and not mention any negatives until you know her better, or not.

By Simplyputt

October 12, 2007 9:08 AM | Link to this

OMG! This conversation piece is too hilarious!! Good morning, all. It’s been a long time..I know I know..but anyway, I have such an issue with my child’s father. We are friends with benefits and have been that way after two weeks of trying to manipulate a serious relationship. He is such anass! I have always tried to be on my best behavior with him but NO! He doesn’t appreciate that. He just gets cockier and cockier and i’m like ugghh? Then when ever a fly buzzes up my nass and I give him my nass to kiss, then he straightens up and flies right. What is wrong with these people? Things would be soooo much better between us. I had to give him the “it’s not ME, IT’S YOU!”

“No..I’m sorry..This just ain’t gonna work out. It’s not me, it’s you.”

By seldomseen

October 12, 2007 9:12 AM | Link to this

Good Morning

Because I think women find bad boys more interesting, I often use a little insult to spark conversation with a woman. Something like, “You have a quirky smile but it works for you!” Somehow, it seems to work.

Happy Friday to everybody!

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 9:21 AM | Link to this

@ Amazon, well he kept digging a bigger hole, and said I was doing “too much” by getting a master’s degree and buying a condo. Oh, and I also should lower my expectations/standards (or what, be faced with a lifetime of scrapbooking and owning six cats?) if I wanted to get a mate. So he starts telling ME how he is a good man, he only has one daughter, and we probably could get along. It’s almost as if he said, don’t aim high, pick me, Mr. Mediocre! Then it just became downright funny, like I actually started laughing. I took the classy route and told him that I don’t date on the job. sigh

By Simplyputt

October 12, 2007 9:24 AM | Link to this

I mainly get the csg-psst. hey! hey girl! can i talk to you (that whisper/holler)

me-i’m sorry but there are no snakes around here soo…

csg-well fine then! you ain’t gotta act all stank wit’ yo ugly @ss!(typos intended)

This usually ends with me infuriated and p** off at the next guy.

By Rell da Rake

October 12, 2007 9:24 AM | Link to this

@seldomseen…now you talking homie…yes from my xperience..women do not like unsolicited brown nosin comments…like dayum baby you are fitting that dress..that will stick you in the wierdo lane…versus i like the color in that dress goes well with your skin tone…cool, and not threating

now if you just want to come off cocky..say that is a nice dress but the it does not fit your body right…lol

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 9:33 AM | Link to this

Rell, that ain’t what I consider cocky. I have a couple of adjectives for that kind of comment, but cocky isn’t one of them. LOL

By lovelyliz

October 12, 2007 9:35 AM | Link to this

I was at a club with on of my friends when she had to run off to the ladies room. Standing there alone I guess I was a rather obvious target. This guy who had already had a few walked up and tried to hit me up. Unfortunately for him he didn’t see my friend walk up behind him and ask him how his wife was doing. He looked at me and uttered this classic line:

But I am not married tonight, baby!!!

By NCGirlfromATL

October 12, 2007 9:42 AM | Link to this

Sup y’all!

This has been the week from h3ll! And it’s not over. But, I wanted to stick my head in and say HOWDY!

On topic: When I was in college, I was dating a guy in a fraternity. He was a little older than me and had already graduated. He was a musician and one of my best friends was in a group with him (how I met him). Every Thursday night, the group played at a bar across the street from my dorm. So, you know where I was every Thursday night. There was a guy who was a “Musty bouncer” (notice the quotes, b/c this dude was real low to the ground, and not the most muscular man in the world, and our theme song for him was “Thank You For the Funk”) who would also be there on some of the Thursdays. He was also my man’s frat brother. They were actually good friends. One day I was coming back from class and there stood “bouncer” at the front door of my dorm. He was a few yrs older than my man, and hadn’t been in college in probably 6 yrs at that point. But brotha man was always on campus for some dumb reason. I spoke, and kept moving. Later that night, my roommate and suitemate and I are all studying to the beats of New Edition. There comes a knock at the door. Roomie answers and hollers back into my suitemate’s room that I have a visitor. I ask who it is, since she didn’t say my man’s name. She said it was some very dressed up guy. “Musty Bouncer” had shown up, in a suit, trench coat, and fedora, with a newspaper under his arm wanting to take me out. I reminded him that I was dating his frat brother. He didn’t care. Strike two (one being, you showed up uninvited). This fool perches himself on my bed, and proceeds to talk about the weather for the next 30 minutes. I’m steady backing up to the door trying to get him to leave so I can go back to studying, and my roomie is in tears laughing on her side of the room. Finally, I just had to tell him to go. He asked me out AGAIN!! At that point, I’m p!ssed he was so disrespectful of my relationship, and have a headache from the strong, oniony smell in the room now, that I just put him out. Maybe he’s a cousin of Wise’s CSG!!

By Simplyputt

October 12, 2007 9:43 AM | Link to this

@ atlanta pearl girl- that is kind of stalkish. does he even go to that church? lol

By 2CPTG

October 12, 2007 9:43 AM | Link to this

morning……worst pickup line? not sure about that one……..because I always used a calculated approach when scoping out a target…..now spur of the moment, like in line at a store or something, I’d offer to pump her gas, or something crazy like that……..then, some that I thought were lame actually turned out to be good’uns……Rell, you’ve seen my daughter, imagine her out in public, and outta of the blue, say sum’in like, Daddy what are you staring at? Of course the female then turns around to see what this lil mama is talking about, and wala, she’s reeled in….all the while, Jr. is sittin’ back playin it cool…

By Rell da Rake

October 12, 2007 9:45 AM | Link to this

@DIVA…i am sure ya can…lol

By Staceye

October 12, 2007 9:52 AM | Link to this

Now this is the story of my life. Wise Diva…ole dude would have so gotten cursed out…or more so verbally bytch-slapped! He actually formed his lips to say you should lower your standards? I have heard that….I’m like so I just take anything born male huh? Sorry buddy…do you see DESPERATE stamped on my forehead?

Let’s see..dumb azz pick up lines…”girl that thang looks a lil’ heavy, let me help you tote it”. I simply reply, “Is your colon swollen….’cause you’re full of shyt!” I have also heard the tall drink of water line ARed…so I reply, ” I guess you’re azz will go thirsty!” Oh I have heard so many corny lines…those are just 2. I just wonder what kind of responses do these guys expect from these type of come ons? Would they even want a woman who finds those lines to be attractive? I HATE a guy who approaches me without even knowing my name and comments on my body? That is the biggest turn-off. It’s one thing to comment on his attractive a woman is…but have some class about it.

By Thogwummpy

October 12, 2007 9:55 AM | Link to this

Having bartended for over a decade, I can tell you that there are no magic “pick-up lines”. None. Zero. Guys who fish for one, are foolish. I’ve observed that it’s all about building playful comfort…and if a guy goes out without an agenda—-simply wants to meet a lot of different people—-there is no pressure involved, and he’s likely to create a relaxed rapport, which improves the odds that he’ll meet someone.

By kinderbabe

October 12, 2007 9:55 AM | Link to this

good morninig, all. it is pretty outside.:)

i haven’t had any super bad experiences that stand out in my mind. but i’ll get back to y’all if i think of one…lol

By Staceye

October 12, 2007 9:57 AM | Link to this

NC Girl Dayum girl…that’s some ole creepy stalker type stuff. See…no homor amongst men. Your man should have beat him with a bar of soap wrapped up in a a wet wash cloth.

By Rell da Rake

October 12, 2007 10:03 AM | Link to this

@2..like i said that is your team…lol..i remember the days of playing ball and ya roll up blasting your music and the kids are crunk azz hell..like ya not ready…lol

By JV

October 12, 2007 10:03 AM | Link to this

I don’t know if anyone has told you this but you are absolutely beautiful! That has worked for me a couple of times.

By Simplyputt

October 12, 2007 10:03 AM | Link to this

@staceye ILMAO!! Girl, you have a way with words! @ared I’m 5’3 so I guess I attract the shot-glass type. wimper

“shoo! shoo! get back! go on now!”

By SexyLeggs

October 12, 2007 10:08 AM | Link to this

Good morning all. Worst pick up line = I like your frame, can I hang my picture on you? WTF! I hurriedly went to the other side of the room w/my friends.

By Rell da Rake

October 12, 2007 10:09 AM | Link to this

@staceye..dayum not the soap in a wet wash cloth…lol, the memories of boot camp..thankx…lol

and what is heavy….i am not catching that one..explain…lol….

By Staceye

October 12, 2007 10:10 AM | Link to this

Simplyputt I have been told that since childhood…that is the writer in me I guess, or just plain ole mean. I can be kinda stank when I want to be! I do have a meanstreak that is quite nasty…but otherwise I am a friendly person. I think I was supposed to be born in May or June to be a Gemini and have two sides..but instead I am a Sag…ARed & Sexxyleggs, you guys like that too since you are Sags?

By Rell da Rake

October 12, 2007 10:19 AM | Link to this

did someone say sags…..poppin up my head like a gopher…muhahahahah

By The Truth

October 12, 2007 10:20 AM | Link to this

Good morning blogsville.

On topic: A few friends of mine were parked at Grant Park leaning against our cars and talking. A chick makes a beeline to me and says “I know you can afford me”. We looked at each other and laughed. I wont say my response.

I don’t have a standard pick up line. Situation dictates but usually it starts from a mutual conversation.

NC did you tell your guy? I know some guys like that. LOL

Co-sighning Thogs post 100%.

Staceye I’d love to follow you around a club so I could watch you shoot some cats down. All I need is a drink and a good seat. That ish would be hilarious.

By SexyLeggs

October 12, 2007 10:27 AM | Link to this

Staceye hell yes! Remember, I told you I have a machete for a tongue. Being a Sag and a NYer = sharp wit and the ability to give most a verbal beat down. (I try to keep my sharp tongue under wraps.)

By Foots

October 12, 2007 10:32 AM | Link to this

LOL @ Staceye beat him with a bar of soap wrapped up in a a wet wash cloth… HAHAHAHA!!

I’ve actually gotten pretty normal pickup lines, nothing too offensive. That’s probably why I can’t recall very many. There was a guy recently who tried to pick me up in Wal-Mart when I was shopping for my cousin’s baby shower. He was on an aisle with his girl and kids, but he ended up coming back to the baby section by himself to holla at me. His line was “So…how old are your kids?” I’m thinking to myself, “no he didn’t ditch his family to come back here and try to get me hemmed up!!” I don’t think he knew that saw them all together.

I don’t really have pickup lines myself, I just try to start a conversation by telling the truth. I had been watching this guy at Strip for a while and when he went out on the balcony, I walked up to him and told him that I had been trying to work up my nerve to come and say hello. I told him that he looked nice and had a smile that made me blush. We ended up talking for a while.

By Simplyputt

October 12, 2007 10:33 AM | Link to this

the truth I bet you told her she was a one-wear return.

By Pat

October 12, 2007 10:33 AM | Link to this

Many years ago - somewhere in the stone age when there were discos and clubs were called meat markets,, a charming young man came up to me, offered to buy me a drink and proceeded to use half the foul language in his vocabulary (which fortunately was limited) while trying to “hit” on me. I was stunned and half slogged, so it loosened my own tongue a bit-and told him I thought cursing was the sign of a tiny mind. He said he was the “earthy-type”, then turned to grin at the bartender who was listening to our conversation. I swallowed my drink, and said “funny, I really would have thought subterranean was a better description”, then walked away. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw his mouth hanging open in confusion and the bartender laughing his shot glass off.

By Yung bloak

October 12, 2007 10:38 AM | Link to this

“Yo b!t@h, com’mere”.

By BLAT

October 12, 2007 10:38 AM | Link to this

…Blat putting on MLB approved riot gear, including NadsProtector, and blog-bulletproof vest… also telepathically calling roommate Truth for backup…

“sup Blogesians!!”

Agent WD-40, you got me with that one! Treat ‘em mean, Keep ‘em keen. The first time I heard that saying I was 21 and had been married a little over a year. Already a pattern had developed with my ex where, basically, when I would treat her dotingly, she would try to walk all over me. But… let me be cold and distant for a day or two and she was all over me.

It had actually started for me as a teenager when I was perpetually in the FriendZone and no girl ever took me seriously until I grew some muscles and started being a little bit of an a-hole. Next thing you know, the same girls that put me in FZ were flocking.

Needless to say, nowadays I usually put Mean-Blat out there first, and reserve Sweet-Blatino for very few. It’s just been my experience that every time, just about, that I lead with sweet, gentleman Guy, their thought process seems to be “Oh my gosh, a guy who can relate to me and understands me. We can be GREAT FRIENDS!!” Whereas when I lead with the Jerk, it’s “F that Nicca! Always talkin ish and being all neanderthal!!! But he is kinda fine though, lemme give hime some @$$…”

The Grand Poobah would like to state for the record this is not official MLB doctrine and he stands on his own with this one…. Although co-signs are appreciated. You lurkin today, GA.Man???

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 10:40 AM | Link to this

alright, I should confess my own pick up lines on men. LOL. I walked up to a guy once and told him he looked like a real challenge, said it as I was smirking!

oh, and I also was just outright gawking at this man in the airport, and said, it really makes NO sense for you to be THAT fine! LOL, could you stop being such an overachiever?

By Foots

October 12, 2007 10:41 AM | Link to this

This probably doesn’t qualify as a pick-up line, cause I wasn’t trying to get with the dude, I just had to tell him that he was driving me crazy! There was this guy named Bill back at UGA. Bill was as fine as all get out!! He had played ball and graduated, but he came back often to campus parties. I was a freshman and had been seeing him around for a minute and could never get up the nerve to say anything to him.

Finally, after a party, I went up to Bill while he was with his boys and said something like this: “Dayum Bill! Look, I don’t want you to say anything. I don’t want your number or to go out with you or anything like that. I just gotta tell you that you are fine as hellz and that you drive me up the wall everytime I see you.” Then I just dropped the mic and walked off. LOL! I left 30 people standing there like, “WTF?”

We were friends after that. I wouldn’t mind seeing him now though, 12 years later. Fine azz Bill, where you at???

By texmex

October 12, 2007 10:44 AM | Link to this

A couple of my fav p/u lines:

“Hey, you don’t sweat much for a fat girl”

” I believe in love at first sight. Should I walk by again?”

By Simplyputt

October 12, 2007 10:49 AM | Link to this

excuse me…new here..mlb? major league bloggers?

of course, the jerks are the ones we want and try to change but it is the jerkery that hooked, lined, and sunk us in the beginning. i’m sure i’m not speaking for everyone but i’m also sure it’s a statistic somewhere….hmmmmm

By SlimDiva

October 12, 2007 10:50 AM | Link to this

Happy Friday Everyone!

Dang WiseDiva! I thought the men in my office were ignorant…LOL!!! There must be a competition!

Last month an older male employee came into my office to meet with my supervisor. That particular day I wore a nice mini-skirt suit…not too short…I make sure my attire is always professional. As I stood up, he said “Damn!” I responded with “Excuse me? Is there something wrong? He said, “No…I’m admiring your suit.” I thought to myself, “yeah…right.” Anyways…ol’ dude continued by saying, “Hey…I heard you’re recently divorced. So what do you do to release your needs because I know you have them.”

At that point the devil horns were merging through my hair! I was appalled to say the least. And now I’m also labelled as the “Angry, Skinny Black Woman”!! WHATEVER!!!!

Have a GREAT weekend…I will!!!

By abc

October 12, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this

My pick up line is “Hi, I’m abc, what’s your name?” or something like that. Not that I’ve never tried such lines, but I would have been younger than 20. Pickup lines are kind of stupid.

Baby, Is that the way you LOOK? Are those really your eyes, is that really your hair, is that the way you walk, are those the clothes you wear?

Well, I rubbed my eyes, and I pinched my leg, and I asked my friend, and I shook my head, but baby, is that the way you LOOK?!

By The Truth

October 12, 2007 10:52 AM | Link to this

Hey roomie, I’m here for you dude. Who are we fighting today? LMAO (The Truth and Blat standing back to back sweating and waiting for the next war)

I don’t do that mean face myself. Like I said, general convo is all I have. I enjoy having a good conversation with a woman based on whatever we have in common.

When I was in germany there was a dove I wanted to get with. She was bad. She was walking across this parking lot with some popcorn. I said “I want some of that”. She raised the popcorn to offer me some and I said not that. That was it. It was a wrap.

By Rell da Rake

October 12, 2007 11:01 AM | Link to this

something for ya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qWnWwSGAJE

By SexyLeggs

October 12, 2007 11:05 AM | Link to this

SlimDiva, had to laugh at your post. Been there. Why is it that so many men think newly divorced women have to “have their needs released.” We released our “needs” (our ex’s) by filing for divorce!

By Dan

October 12, 2007 11:28 AM | Link to this

@ The ladies

Personalized liscense plates are not good, more than once, I’ve called a woman by the name on her liscense plate just to get her attention.

BTW: Same goes for name tags, desk signs, and overhearing your name called in general.

For me, to look you in the eyes, and to say your name in a familiar yet flirty way, may be the best intro I have.

By Foots

October 12, 2007 11:34 AM | Link to this

WD I have always been amazed at how many men ask you if you have kids (maybe 2nd question) and then if you say no, they ask you “Why not?” What IS the appropriate response to that??? I’ve said what you’ve said, told them that I wasn’t married. Then I got “So? You don’t have to be married to have kids!!”. At this point, I either excuse myself from further conversation or just give them the blank stare and crickets cause I can’t figure out why dude is so invested in my reproductive habits.

By Staceye

October 12, 2007 11:38 AM | Link to this

Rell did not mean to trigger old memories! LOL Oh heavy…he was talking about my booty! That Jackazz! Can you believe some dude would actually think that would make me go, “Sure baby…come on!?!”

Truth I do it for sport man! It’s fun! Wow..I guess I am a Mean Girl. I did not want to claim it! LOL

Sexxyleggs one of these days I’ll learn to do that as well girl.

Foots got the smooth pick up game! LOL Ole dude from Walmart. You should have grabbed and hugged him and started talking real loud so his wife come back and snatch his azz up! Then smile and walk off! LOL

Pat his mouth was probably open because he did not know what subterranean meant! LOL

* Foots* at Bill, you did not pull a Randy Watson….Sexual Chocolate….Sexual Chocolate, drop the mic and walked off!?! LOL No No No

SlimDiva Down girl….put the horns away! LOL

Turth that was so nice of her to offer you some of her popcorn…each time a guy asked for thing I was eating or drinking…I would tell him to take his azz to the store and buy his own because I don;t know where his hands or lips have been1 Was I mean? LOL

By BennyB

October 12, 2007 11:40 AM | Link to this

Some women can not handle or even recognize pick up lines or anything less than a full blown compliment; luckily my girl was different. I was invited to a fundraiser event, this 9.5 has a killer dress on and I knew I got to talk to her. I approached and told her that I liked her dress then asked if she got it from Bed Bath & Beyond

Her: Do they sell clothes there?

Me: You tell me, the patterns on your dress match perfectly those on my shower curtain….

Every time she thinks another woman out-dress her, she asks: Do you think her dress is from Bed Bath & Beyond? I always respond….. do they sell clothes there? Guys, my line copyrighted…….

By Shaye breed

October 12, 2007 11:47 AM | Link to this

At a metal fest here in Atlanta last weekend, a guy walked up to an acquaintance and first, asked if she was 2 other girls’ mother (she’s 43, they’re 29 and 23). Then after she answered “no, I’m their sister,” said “You must have had a lot of surgeries to look as good as you do.” ?!?!? THEN… after getting blown off by the younger women, asked if she had any sisters who would actually TALK to him.

First runner-up (same event) goes to the guy with this pick-up line: “I want to eat your a$$.” He tried it on no less than 5 women in my hearing. It didn’t work on any of them. :b

By Rell da Rake

October 12, 2007 11:48 AM | Link to this

@Staceye…Paris Island MCRD is no JOKE..the blanket parties were a nightly event..so waking up in the middle of the night to stars(not the ones outside)…is common…fist, boots, soap, etc….craziest 90 days of my life.

SEMPER FI to all my DEVIL DAWGS….ooooh rah!!!!!

By Staceye

October 12, 2007 11:56 AM | Link to this

Foots & Wise Diva I say the same thing when asked why I do not have kids. Why do yu get looked at like you have 2 heads just because you choose to be married before procreating?

Shay * I want to eat your a** wow…I would have told him that his breath smells like he already ate some azz, and kept it moving! Let him marinate on that one!

Rell I guess my idea of a blanket party is way more pleasant that yours. OUCH!

By SexyLeggs

October 12, 2007 11:59 AM | Link to this

Staceye, I feel you when you say “you do it for sport.” My friends don’t understand why I relish in “the shock value” of something I’d say. I’m bolder than most women, and I say what most want to but dare not.

By Foots

October 12, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this

Staceye I would have told him that his breath smells like he already ate some azz

LOL!! Girl, I believe that you would say something just like that!!

By Demi...who???

October 12, 2007 12:05 PM | Link to this

Pick up line are for lames, sure they worked in our early 20’s…Good conversation skill will get you a long way.

The TRUTH (not you bruh and sup to all the gangstas), as long as you are an eye candy in said woman’s eyes, MOST women will listen to what you have to say no matter how stupid your lines or how drunk you are that night, SOME women don’t.

BLAT from my own experiences, being an arse hole will allow you to f/k most of the women you meet…but pointless if you’re looking for a quality woman.

Staceye your mean and sexy a$$…How are thing going with you sis?

And A.RED I am 5’4…can I climb your lovely red tree??!!! LOL

Demi looks up in time to see pretty long legs drop kick him into hellz

Heeeeeey Satan!!! I am baaaaaaaack!!!

I am out, you all have a BLESS day!!

By DuShawn

October 12, 2007 12:06 PM | Link to this

I never used pick up lines. As stated earlier, the situation dictated the approach. However, I have used the same conversation starter on different occasions. I’m a chocolate brotha and I’m attracted to women with smooth dark skin. After the introductions, I would compliment them on how pretty their skin is. Then I would place my hand next to theirs to compare the similarity of our skin tones. Then I’d jokingly say something like “we’re almost the same color. We prolly from the same tribe and don’t even now it. We’re like Kizzy and Kunta, yet they got us walking around here lost, not even speaking to our own kinfolk. Wuzzup cousin!” it sounds and looks weird typing it, but that always broke the ice and made them smile……….that’s half the battle.

By The Truth

October 12, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this

Staceye for future reference, us2 a tube sock or 2 and put 2 bars of soap in the toe. Works just like a bat. LOL Also, you didn’t have to claim it, we claimed it for you. LOL

LMAO @ BennyB, that was some funny ish.

Dan that is the bomb move. No matter what you say look that chick in the eye.

By Staceye

October 12, 2007 12:10 PM | Link to this

sexxyLeggs it’s just something very freeing to say what others only think but are too shy to really say.

Foots as Sexyleggs said…machete tongue! LOL

By Rell da Rake

October 12, 2007 12:24 PM | Link to this

@staceye/sexxyleggs….i cosign on the speaking your mind..for you guys it is accepted…when a guy does it..he gets all type of backlash..lol, but ask me to i care..hell no….i still do it..lol

By Beautiful

October 12, 2007 12:25 PM | Link to this

What’s goin’ on Rell?

I’m going to flip it a little. I would like to tell yall the pick-up lines I love to hear. I don’t get many, but when I do it makes my day. 1) “Damn, and you don’t have any make-up on either” 2) “Is that all your hair, thank you”. LOL. I catch guys staring, because for some reason they won’t approach me. Probably married!

By Staceye

October 12, 2007 12:27 PM | Link to this

Demi you are crazy boy! LOL

DuShawn you would have had my attention bruh! I love a man that can make me laugh!

Truth you telling me how to torture a guy? Wow! LOL

By Me

October 12, 2007 12:32 PM | Link to this

I once had a guy come up to me and say “what has 1000 teeth and holds back a monster?” I looked at him, disinterestedly, and he shouts “MY ZIPPER! Wanna see?” I busted out laughing. What a loser.

By LD

October 12, 2007 12:39 PM | Link to this

This blog is so Section 8, I can’t understand a damn thing.

By Staceye

October 12, 2007 12:39 PM | Link to this

Beautiful I like those too. I know….crazy right?

By Biteme

October 12, 2007 12:42 PM | Link to this

The worst (and yet funniest) pick up line ever given to me was when I was approached by someone and asked if I wanted to play a game of pool. When I pointed out that there were no pool tables, he said “oh, come one……all you really need are a stick and some balls!”

Charming!

By DuShawn

October 12, 2007 12:44 PM | Link to this

This blog is so Section 8, I can’t understand a damn thing….. I wanted be offended, but that’s funny…lol

By SexyCool

October 12, 2007 12:46 PM | Link to this

LD…that was actually pretty funny…kind of offensive…but funny just the same…

By Rusty

October 12, 2007 12:46 PM | Link to this

Hey Baby,

I am so sweet that if you taste me, you’ll get diabetes!!

OR

I am so hot that if you take a bite of me, you’ll get heartburn!!

By The Truth

October 12, 2007 12:49 PM | Link to this

Staceye this is advanced here but guarunteed to hurt. Take a metal fork and break off the head. Take the 2 outside prongs and bend them up. Put your shoes on and slip that piece into your shoelaces. If someone acts up kick the ish out of em. Even if they block it its gonna hurt like hell.Then dont stop kicking. LOL

LMAO @ Me, thats some funny ish too.

I had a buddy that said crazy ish like that to a chick. He would actually get me women. He’d pull a chick over and start talking to them and then say something crazy like you like you could suck a … Ol girl would just look at me and start talking to me like he wasn’t even there. Happened a dozen times. He just really didn’t care or just never figured out how to have a conversation with a woman. Thinking about that dude has me laughing over here.

By BennyB

October 12, 2007 12:50 PM | Link to this

LD If you can’t understand a damn thing, why don’t you ask your doctor to put you on Aricept

BLAT, I’m laughing after reading your post…..“Oh my gosh, a guy who can relate to me and understands me. We can be GREAT FRIENDS!!” .It’s called Chick-logic. I got two sis; I learned from them that a guy who does not understand chick-logic is a very lonely guy.

By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

October 12, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this

DuShawn I thought the same thing about that post! This blog is so Section 8, I can’t understand a damn thing. The funny part is they actually took the time to post anyway!! LOL

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 12:54 PM | Link to this

You know we were about due for a comment like LDs, and apparently he has friends who are a lot less funnier than he/she is.

waving @ LD

By Beautiful

October 12, 2007 12:59 PM | Link to this

Staceye Girl! Stop! you killin’ me today. LOL.

By The Truth

October 12, 2007 1:12 PM | Link to this

BTW, Charlize Theron is not the sexiest woman alive. Dayuum. I’m casting my vote for the WLB. LOL

By 2CPTG

October 12, 2007 1:14 PM | Link to this

Sexy Cool…….why take offense, that shyt is funny….section 8!!!! bet’n calling us ghetto, I guess……..what’s even funnier, is that WE know exactly what the others are saying…….nah mean!

By Tazzee

October 12, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this

Ahhh, the beauty of it is being able to ‘be’ Section 8 AND run meetings that include the CFO, CEO and other executives of a major corporation without missing a beat. That’s the blessing of being able to go from ‘welfare to Wall Street’

By SexyCool

October 12, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this

2…kind of offensive because we knew the exact intent of the blogger…

actually…this blog is probably the closest look into the urban mindset that most others will ever have…it’s unfortunate that we don’t take more time to get to know people of other races/cultures, and even differing social and economic backgrounds for ourselves…and that we only judge by what is presented to us in the media and the press…

By SexyCool

October 12, 2007 1:26 PM | Link to this

wise…you brought it this week with the topics…hats off

By Rell da Rake

October 12, 2007 1:30 PM | Link to this

whats up beautiful!!!!

the whole saying out of the way ish to women was my thing back couple years ago

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 1:33 PM | Link to this

wow, thank you Ms. Sexycool! Coming from you, that is an especially wonderful compliment.

By Tazzee

October 12, 2007 1:37 PM | Link to this

from…Section 8 to Six Figures, from food stamps to Financial Director…

I can’t think of anymore - oh and I had to laugh at LD’s comment too, it was funny.

By Cemeeli

October 12, 2007 1:37 PM | Link to this

Hey Room! My weekend starts right after this comment i’ll post. I read Wise topic today and I have to leave my encounter from this morning…Whoa… i’m still trippin’.

said while i was getting sumthin woom to drink from the coffee center here @ work

A White Chic approached a sista (never, ever, eva, eva eva happen to me IN LIFE): w-chic says You look nice in those jeans!!! Hugh… Yes I burned my tongue on my hot cocoa cocoa i had just took a sip of. At first i said: Is that ‘face value’ OR should i tell her where she can get a pair of the jeans. Then as i was trying to slick my tongue to see if I still had any functional tastebuds left she says: There is a football game tonight…and freaks me out b/c i’m thinking (what does that have to do with anything?)So i start walking away. Un-huh (i better not say nothing cause this chic obv don’t care). So she says (with a sigh) you really look good in those jeans.

YALL! First of all i was caught off guard and for someone who obviously works for the same Co. i will see her agian, right. (this was my first time ever seeing the her). What should i do next time i see here? Nothing? I’m spent…WTH?

By Van

October 12, 2007 1:41 PM | Link to this

As a man, my favorite technique for reeling in a hottie is to just walk up to her, flash a great smile, have a slightly evil glint in my eye, and just say: “If I had used a line on you, would it have worked?”

She either will say no, yes, maybe, or it might have.

Thing is, I just used a line WITHOUT USING A LINE!

Now, we’re past that, the ice is broken, and we either both are interested in each other and go from there, or I just move on to the next hottie :)

And past tense in the question is important - if I use present tense, and she says “it might”, then now I have to think of a corny line…and if she doesn’t think it’s cute, I’m shot down…

By Jamocamecrazy aka Asparian

October 12, 2007 1:45 PM | Link to this

Good Afternoon…Everybody!!! TGIF!!!I won’t know what to do with myself, once the day is over!

You all are hilarious…as usual!!!

cosigning w/ SexyCool “wise…you brought it this week with the topics…hats off”

*Most Definitely, WiseD!!!

I’mma check back later…boss got me doing HIS last minute ish (more like Monday’s work, dayuuummmm!)

By SexyCool

October 12, 2007 1:47 PM | Link to this

cemeelie…why are you trippin’?…are you not used to getting compliments?…don’t you KNOW you look good in your jeans?…

employee the KISS method…say thanks and keep it moving…

what you are you going to do the next time you see her?…seriously….act like a normal co-worker…say hi and keep it moving…you are normal, right?

By Dan

October 12, 2007 1:48 PM | Link to this

While this was not a “pick-up” line, I was standing next to a young lady one day at Starbucks, and after she got her coffee, she said aloud that she should’ve gotten some chocolate shavings in her coffee.

I promptly held out my pinky to offer her some chocolate. She smiled and I told her [not]”to leave it in too long becuase chocolate melts.”

By SexyCool

October 12, 2007 1:50 PM | Link to this

oh…and yes…she was hitting on you…maybe…lol…

By BLAT

October 12, 2007 1:50 PM | Link to this

BennyB, so true…. ChickLogic is the philosophical discipline based on the belief that nothing a woman says she wants is what she actually wants. It includes such un-written axioms as …

1: Women never want the real answer to any question, they just want to be reassured and validated. Ex. “Sweetie, if I died, how long would you wait to get married again?” or “Honey, if you had to pick one, which one of my girlfriends would you most want to sleep with?” OR “Does this dress make me look fat???”. NONE of these has any correct answer.

2: Women LOVE to be treated like crap. This is self eplanatory and every member of our panel knows at least TWO women in such a situation.

3: The real hum-dinger - Many women, in order to test a man’s love, will actually Break UP with him in order to get him to pursue them again, thus proving he loved them. I know tons of girls who’ve had this backfire on them.(The FriendZone does have its tactical recognisance advantages…)

These and many others comprise the vague view of the world known as ChickLogic. LMAO!!!

By Cemeeli

October 12, 2007 1:52 PM | Link to this

Dang yall i have to appoligize to all my caucasian friends i don’t discriminate. I REALLY don’t. Sorry for the w-chic insert. I guess i’m just so shocked (just said what it is) Wouldn’t have made any difference in the reaction if it was a Black Chic. Thank you. Luv u all.

By DBB

October 12, 2007 1:55 PM | Link to this

theres a “method” of picking up women right now that says you bust on them a little but in a way they would find endearing.

id guess some guys have a hard time decided where the line between endearing/funny and mean/rude is.

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 1:57 PM | Link to this

Dan and Van, loving both of those non-lines. Ha! A witty guy can charm me anyplace, anywhere.

By texmex

October 12, 2007 2:00 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli

Maybe she wants what’s in those hot jeans. Ask her out to dinner, then back to your place for some cooter bumpin’…….

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 2:00 PM | Link to this

lol @ the you are normal, right question!!

Alright, BLAT, your usual broadstroking women as trifling angle is in high gear today. Wow!

By Cemeeli

October 12, 2007 2:01 PM | Link to this

Sexycool… No gurl not this: Hi Cemeeli you look nice in those jeans. NO!!! In type-print i can not say/visually say how it was pitched pick-up. But today it came from ole girl. OKAY! Get it? AND she was approaching it like Yep i said it. I knew the difference.

By FCM

October 12, 2007 2:02 PM | Link to this

WD, I think you work in my office. At least I hope there isn’t another like the one in my office out there! In my case the photo of children were my children. Then the guy went on how I was being horrible to the kids because I was raising them alone and they kids needed a male role model. He went on until I wanted to smack him.
My first thought when I read the worst pick up line title was Jimmy Buffet’s song: Why Don’t We Get Drunk…..I am sure it was used somewhere/sometime.

By MusingLee

October 12, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this

“Dayyyummmmmm, baby your camel toe is KICK’IN!!!”

Musing found face down with a purse bruise to the back of the head

By SexyCool

October 12, 2007 2:09 PM | Link to this

cemeeli…i guess i’ve gotten as used to getting hit on by chicks as i have by dudes…it hasn’t freaked me out since the first time it happened…was this your first?…lol…

By 2CPTG

October 12, 2007 2:16 PM | Link to this

Sexy Cool, you bring up an interesting twist…how do gals hit on other gals?? surely the gals who swing to the left, come with some lame lines as well…….and lesbians wanna chime in?

By Rell da Rake

October 12, 2007 2:19 PM | Link to this

how about my man juice is good for hair lines and scalps….i use to have a fetish to jizz in the hair for some reason…lol

By Beautiful

October 12, 2007 2:23 PM | Link to this

Corny as hell, see below:

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

I know that milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Hey baby… drop that zero and get with a hero. In other words, you better come with me.

Have you been arrested? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.

Did you hurt your head when that angel dropped you from heaven?

Are you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you!

You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day!

I would rather settle for a nice compliment and a smile.

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 2:23 PM | Link to this

FCM, wow, what nerve! I mean, really. I know you wanted to say, “Are you high!?”

By 2CPTG

October 12, 2007 2:24 PM | Link to this

Rell, boi you off the chain….jizzin in hair? is your real name Mr. Marcus?

By Rell da Birthday BOI

October 12, 2007 2:31 PM | Link to this

@2…nope…i just live dude..and my imagination is off the chain..lol…and this weekend when my alter ego comes out…i will have more stories to tell…lol

By Staceye

October 12, 2007 2:32 PM | Link to this

cemeeli mayeb that was her pick up line! LOL

Van* you sly dog! LOL

Dan I love that move…chocolate melts in the heat!

**Musing? Where ya been baby?

By Cemeeli

October 12, 2007 2:36 PM | Link to this

Sexycool…yea twas my first up-front and personal from a chic…I have gotten the lebsby looks but nothing more. i’m not at all flattered. Can’t wait to hit QT today!!! LOL

2C …how do gals hit on other gals?? after today’s episode with chic i would like to know so i’ll know which way the comment is going! And what/how do you respond if you’re not a swinger/leby?

Alright edumacate!

By Foots

October 12, 2007 2:38 PM | Link to this

2CPTG how do gals hit on other gals??

Disclaimer—->GA.man, this will probably earn me a fine for length

I think I had been in Atlanta about a year or so and hadn’t yet had the experience of another woman trying to hit on me, so I didn’t recognize it for what it was. I was shopping by myself in Macy’s or Sears for some shoes and being a woman, I asked the closest woman, who looked to be about my age, what she thought of the shoes I picked out. She said she liked them and from that point on, we shoe shopped together. I’m thinking, DANG!! Atlanta women are friendly!! LOL!

So after I bought my shoes, I told the girl “good luck with her shopping” and headed out. She ran behind me and asked me where I was headed. I told her that I was going to pick up some lunch at the food court. She said that she was waiting on her friend to come join her at the mall and asked if she could sit and talk with me until she got there. My naive azz thought I was making a new friend!

She started to tell me over lunch about how she and her last boyfriend broke up and that she was through with guys. I’m the “amen” chorus, thinking that she meant she was done temporarily. Then she asked me if I was dating anyone, to which I said no, and gave her my experience and told her that I was giving men a break too. Sista’s eyes lit up.

By then her friend had arrived and they gave each other a huge hug and I’m thinking “Oh, how sweet!” They asked me if I wanted to attend a party later that night that they were throwing with a few of their female friends. I STILL didn’t catch on, so I told them I’d think about it. I left the whole experience thinking how nice the women were here to invite me to their party and they didn’t even know me!

I didn’t put it together until I called my sister and relayed the story. Once my sister spelled it out for me, I felt kinda stupid, but at least I didn’t go to that party. They might have been trying to convert Foots up in there!!

By Happy B-Day Rell!!!

October 12, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this

Have fun and be safe!!! I wanna hear all about it Tuesday. On Monday, I know you gonna get yo sleep on.

Sign, Beautiful

By 2CPTG

October 12, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this

Rell….I do recall…..I remember when you told a few of us about that movie you went to audition for!!!! now that was funny!

By Rell da Birthday BOI

October 12, 2007 2:43 PM | Link to this

@foots…..killyoself…..LMAO

they were licking there chops…like fresh fur on the line…fresh fur on the line….lol

and you just like how nice of these ladies….LMAO…man i am going to pee myself

By MusingLee

October 12, 2007 2:43 PM | Link to this

Staceye I’m hard at work…I keep looking out my window expecting you to walk by, but nope! Only old ladies in 80’s sweat pants.

By Cemeeli

October 12, 2007 2:45 PM | Link to this

@Staceye…u know i’m not even bout to tell you how pssd i am b/c i burned my tongue from that…i should of said what i was thinking. But i just couldn’t get it out. Power of the tougue, power of the tongue. lol

By DuShawn

October 12, 2007 2:47 PM | Link to this

2CPTG I’ve been a lesbian for quite some time now. What I have observed is that they have a distinct advantage when approaching other women. They don’t have to deal with the preconceived male wants azz, must protect heart, and put up defense dynamic. Lesbians come across as non-threatening and typically infiltrate undetected. They normally hit them with some shyt a dude will never say. Something like “Gurl…who does your hair? Where’s the salon located or those are some fly shoes. Where did you get them?” Then a friendly conversation ensues and numbers are exchanged. However, if you watch their interaction closely, the eye contact gives it away. When a female is trying to hit on another woman, the conversation may sound innocent, but the way she constantly looks deep into her eyes (as if she’s trying to send her a subliminal message.), is any thing but.

By Cemeeli

October 12, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this

@Foots I believe if i would have open up into miss lady’s ‘football game’ comment. She would have TRIED more.

By D

October 12, 2007 2:52 PM | Link to this

you’re so hot, I’d have sex with you for free…and I need the money!

By MusingLee

October 12, 2007 2:52 PM | Link to this

Foots being converted

Chick: You want some wine it’s age properly.

Foots: Ok, sure.

5 glasses later

Chick: Girl lemme get these drawls off you.

Foots: (slurred speech) Hmmm, Hmmmm…I can’t go anywhere messed up like this.

(Chick below the waist band like a cat sipping milk)

Foots: OHhhhh, Ohh, OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!! Wait what you doing??? OHHHHHH! HECKKKKK YEAH! YEAH! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!

Chick: So what do you think about us gettin together???

Foots now sporting Flannel Shirts and cropped hair cuts

By nate

October 12, 2007 2:54 PM | Link to this

do you know how much a polar bear weighs???

she of course says no

Enough to break the ice.

hi im’………..shake hand. Will DEFINITELY get a laugh

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 2:57 PM | Link to this

hmm, Dushawn is right. I was at brunch last weekend in V. Highlands, and this young lady kept staring at me. Then when we walked out to wait for the valet, she comes up and adjusts the strap on my top. She said, that has been bothering me the entire time in there.

I was like oh, thanks and umm, sorry?

By SexyLeggs

October 12, 2007 2:57 PM | Link to this

Cemeeli, no doubt your co-worker was hitting on you. Women have pickup lines as well. Most start with a compliment of the clothes, shoes or makeup. Then subtly just makes sure she’s in your line of vision a little often for the straight person’s comfort zone. Before you know, she may ask you out to lunch to test how AC/DC you really are….LOL

By Staceye

October 12, 2007 2:58 PM | Link to this

Ok..I just choked on my tea DuShawn. That means I was clueless like Foots was…that just told me a lot. LOL

**Musing Darling..I’m coming…hold on!

By Rell da Birthday BOI

October 12, 2007 3:02 PM | Link to this

@MUSING….THAT IS COMEDY DUDE…hilarious…

thanks beautiful!!!…and just know it will be going down period

and 2c..ya know i still have nightmares about that great white i had to audition for….lol

By Mrs. Warren

October 12, 2007 3:05 PM | Link to this

I don’t really know if it was a pick-up line. I sure hope not but this guy said to me “your teeth are horrible but your @$$ makes up for it”

This was in high school before braces. My teeth are pretty now and I am happily married to a hottie.

By QC

October 12, 2007 3:06 PM | Link to this

Musingggggggggg, how are youuuuu

Have a great weekend bloggers; QC is signing off for the day…i’ll catch up with you all one day next week.

Be Blessed Bloggers…and remember to check out www.BlackThen.com

HOLLA

By BLAT

October 12, 2007 3:06 PM | Link to this

Wise, baby… only too happy to oblige… every one of us on the Blog has their specialty. Blat’s is sweeping generalizations sprinkled with the occassional bit of psycho wisdom. I know. I kill me sometimes, LOL.

By MusingLee

October 12, 2007 3:08 PM | Link to this

Staceye walks by Musing’s office wearing some ashy foot flip-flops, granny drawls, a purple sports bra, a church hat, and some knockoff Prada shades that say “Taada”

By DuShawn

October 12, 2007 3:10 PM | Link to this

In retrospect, there was a line that I have repeated to a few women. I would always jab with a compliment and then upper cut them with a little humor. After the intro’s, (if appropriate) I’d say, “wow….you have a beautiful smile. Your teeth are perfect. Your Dad must be an orthodontist.” Again, it sounds weird, but it would make them smile….

By BennyB

October 12, 2007 3:11 PM | Link to this

BLAT, I googled chick -logic and actually find a definition on Link: this website

“Chick logic is a way to express, in language or behavior, the total logical disconnect women have in justifying their decisions with their thoughts or beliefs. Chick logic comes about because a woman’s emotional brain doing all the work, and she is trying to explain, in language, her emotional process. Her emotional “rationality” makes no sense to a guy’s rational mind (or other women’s rational minds), so it’s dubbed “chick” logic.”

It’s so awkward because I just realize that most guys here try so hard to use rational logic while talking to women who use emotional”rationality”……

By Cemeeli

October 12, 2007 3:12 PM | Link to this

Dushawn Lol I have been lesbian for some time now

U must have been a fly on the wall. Cuase if i eva thought it would have been a friendly; Your jeans are nice. i would have just replied accordingly. But the quiet still intuition said NO! Here eyes are not thinking what I was hoping.

*Football game??? guess that was her innocent approach. Exspecially since we are at work.

Hey Musing Glad u came out of lurks.

By Foots

October 12, 2007 3:15 PM | Link to this

Musing You have me dying over here!! LMAO!! I was 23 and very clueless. Thank goodness I called my sister to tell her about my “new friend” before your scenario went down! LOL!

By GA.Man AKA "Mr. Entertainment"

October 12, 2007 3:18 PM | Link to this

Hello All

foots…no fines today..its friday…so fugg it…

Hey Staceye….Mo…Wise…Hell all the fine a## ladies of the WLB…Wassup to Tazzee…

Head nod to the fellas

By Magenta

October 12, 2007 3:18 PM | Link to this

I think one of the reasons men get away with this cr@p is that women let them. And this is because our mothers said things like, “Oh, little Jimmy pushed you on the lunch line? Well, that means he LIKES you!”

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 3:19 PM | Link to this

ha! i just remembered that I wrote an entry called vagina logic, some time ago, and wow, I have been writing here for 2 years, um wow.

By Somer

October 12, 2007 3:25 PM | Link to this

Wise Diva, do you work in midtown at the New AT&T cause that sound like this fool name Rodney. He walks around all day hitting on women that are a decade or 2 younger than him. In a 8hr day, he will make his rounds to 12 out of 16 floors just getting rejected. I don’t know how he gets any work done. The women in the bldg will email each other & say, “Come get yo boy, he is on the 5th fl.” I refused several dates & gave the universal excuse, “I don’t date coworkers.” He has spent the last 7yrs trying to explain to me why we are not coworkers cause we are in 2 different depts. Poor thing, after 7yrs, he hasn’t figured out that was just an excuse.

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 3:25 PM | Link to this

Magenta, you know you are right! I say we start punching these dudes in the neck, LOL. Aversion therapy, they will thank us later.

By Page1908

October 12, 2007 3:34 PM | Link to this

LOL @ Musing with the taco meat glistening under the half-way buttoned rayon shirt.

By Rell da Birthday BOI

October 12, 2007 3:36 PM | Link to this

@somer…i went to school with rodney..he has been that way for years..trust me i know who you talking about..talks lound..belly and light skin..kind looks like a muppet and al b sure..right-

By MusingLee

October 12, 2007 3:38 PM | Link to this

Page don’t forget the baby thin gold chain tangled not so delicately hiding within the taco meat.

By BLAT

October 12, 2007 3:41 PM | Link to this

ROTFLMAO at BennyB!!!! We sho was right!

Chick logic is a way to express, in language or behavior, the total logical disconnect women have in justifying their decisions with their thoughts or beliefs.

WD, some stuff you just can’t make up!!

By Wise Diva

October 12, 2007 3:43 PM | Link to this

OH nooo, I don’t, and I am really sad to see so many variations of this guy walking around metro Atlanta offices!

LOL.. they need to be stopped.

By Page1908

October 12, 2007 3:47 PM | Link to this

lol Musing! Don’t forget the hammer pants and the Jheri Curl, although, it is known to us Califonians as the “Califonia Curl”.

Dang, I just remembered that when I was in high school I wanted a *herringbone chain SO badly! sigh

By dino

October 12, 2007 3:59 PM | Link to this

the worst pickup line said to me was: if i hugged you, would your dog bite me? my response: i will let him!

By Mother Goose

October 12, 2007 4:09 PM | Link to this

Worst line ever - Weird Guy “Your freckles are cute.” MG “Thanks” Weird Guy “Do they go all the way down? Can I connect the dots?” Followed closely by “I just LOVE redheads - does your carpet match your drapes?” Like that is his business. Sheesh.

By For Real

October 12, 2007 4:11 PM | Link to this

Chick sitting at the bar looking good…

Dude: Excuse me is this seat taken?

Chick: No it’s not taken.

Dude: Thank you. How are you doing tonight?

Bartender: Can I get you a drink?

Chick: I’m good. My friends dragged me in here.

Dude: Yeah let me get Goose and Ice. Now whispering to Bartender Make that water with ice but don’t put it in a water cup put in a liquor glass.

Bartender: WTF… Cheap azz mutha.. here you go sir.

Chick: I see you like the Goose to huh?

Dude: Yeah, you can’t beat good liquor. Hey you seem to be a really cool person, do you mind aswering something for me?

Chick: Rolling her eyes thinking here comes the pickup line What do you want me to answer?

Dude: Can I borrow $12? I want to go across the street and buy a 12 pack of beer bc this ish in here is high.

Chick: WTF!!!!

Dude: I’ll pay you back. Here you can hold my drivers license until I come back. Wait no, I need that in order to get the beer.

Chick falls out of her chair

By Page1908

October 12, 2007 4:16 PM | Link to this

lmao at Mother Goose!

By For Real

October 12, 2007 4:16 PM | Link to this

Dude: I like the way your eyes don’t match. Can I get your number.

Chick: Hellz to the naw

Dude: Why not? I don’t mind the way your eyes look.

By For Real

October 12, 2007 4:22 PM | Link to this

Dude: Said in an English accent at a club Excuse me, have you seen my pet puddle Peter? Said while spitting

Chick: Trying not to get sprayed What did you say?

Dude: Have you seen my pet puddle Peter?

Chick: Ewwwwww you can’t talk without spitting? Why would you bring a dog in a club?

Dude: Oh!

By Deeva4Life

October 12, 2007 4:26 PM | Link to this

For Real I almost choked laughing at that one…you are HILARIOUS…lol

By Tazzee

October 12, 2007 4:29 PM | Link to this

you guys are cracking me up today - thanks, I need some humor on this busy Friday.

Hey GA.Man!

By 2CPTG

October 12, 2007 4:37 PM | Link to this

hey Tazz………ummm, you may need to let ya boy M Vick hold some of them figures you bringin’ in, cause Art Blank want his money back…..

“now Jed Clampitt want his money back………what you know ‘bout the Dirty South”

By Jo

October 12, 2007 4:38 PM | Link to this

Once in NYC, I was on the subway with a friend. This arrogant-a$$ looking dude is sitting across from us, licking his lips & rubbing his crotch. We ignored him. Finally he said “You know, I could f_ both of you”. I glared at his crotch area & replied in my most snooty-a$$ voice “With WHAT?”

By SexyLeggs

October 12, 2007 4:50 PM | Link to this

Jo, good one…are you a relative of Staceye’s?

By SexyLeggs

October 12, 2007 4:56 PM | Link to this

Have a safe and restful weekend!

By curious

October 12, 2007 4:58 PM | Link to this

Jo that was really funny!

By Jamocamecrazy aka Asparian

October 12, 2007 4:58 PM | Link to this

Well…I guess I catch up next time around.

You all be safe and have a beautiful weekend!!

By fk

October 15, 2007 8:07 AM | Link to this

“That color looks really nice on you.”

Puzzled, I replied:

“My shirt is white.”

He said:

“I meant your hair highlights and color.”