Misadventures in Atlanta

By Beautiful

February 29, 2008 8:12 AM | Link to this

but is there some kind of secret test you can use to determine how strange a person is before a restraining order is needed?

lol.

2C i c u.

By QC

February 29, 2008 8:19 AM | Link to this

Morning TGIF…WOO HOO

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 8:34 AM | Link to this

Morning Blogsville

Blog breakfast spread for today consists of Cold Cereal (Frosted Flakes, Honey Combs, Honey Nut Cheerios, Fruit Loops, Raisin Bran, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch, Chex, Rice Krispies, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs with Skim Milk, 2%, Whole Milk & Soy milk.

Doughnuts, muffins, croissants, wheat bread…assorted fruit juices, a cooler of Capri Suns, Purple Stuff, & Sunny D.

Basket of various regular & exotic fruits..Bon Apetit!

Slim don’t cook on Friday’s

By pisces08

February 29, 2008 8:40 AM | Link to this

Good morning All. I don’t have the patience for strange behavior. I say, observe, pay attention, and if something seems strange, or shady, bolt. Of course, “strange” is different to different people. What you might find as strange bedroom behavior, I might see as refreshing, and extrordinary, or experienced.

By Cemeeli

February 29, 2008 8:43 AM | Link to this

Good morning in here!

Thanks for breakfast Slim.

I’ll take a big bowl of Pops which aren’t even on the table dayum! Cool i’m good with this bread, rappleberry capri sun and some fruit. ..the hayo is this puruple stuff stuck to my bread? Lol!

Everyone enjoy there day today!

By Beautiful

February 29, 2008 8:48 AM | Link to this

pisces08 co-sign on the bedroom issue. ;)

By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)

February 29, 2008 8:55 AM | Link to this

Good Morning Blog Fam, Slim1 I will take a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch and some orange juice, thanks! I tried the purple stuff, that can’t be Kool-Aid, was Flavor-aid on sale again this week and whew girl that is too much sugar, “U trying to make my ‘sugah’ ack up” (sounding like Madea). I have been told that I am the strange one, but hey I am Kimora Lee )Chinky Giraffe mixed with Amy Winehouse with a side of A’ red (which I don’t show a lot, but that would explain why I don’t ever throw darts at my girl).

By Dan

February 29, 2008 9:08 AM | Link to this

I’m a lil hungover…

So I haven’t read the topic…

Forgive me…

And pray!

By QC

February 29, 2008 9:12 AM | Link to this

If i’m out on a date with a Man and he ask for another plate for my friend…and we both know “ain’t nobody else sitting @ the table”….oh yeah, that’a about enough strang behavior i’mma take cause he’s crazy!!!!!

By The Truth

February 29, 2008 9:17 AM | Link to this

The strangest quirk I run across is sexual submission. A chick can huff and puff on the street but when you get her home she gets so docile. Its sexy as hell.

I did meet/date a chick that lied about absolutely everything. If you talked about guns she got shot. If you talked about banks she robbed one. Cars she stole them. The thing was that azz was straight fire so I overlooked whatever words that came from her mouth. LOL

Slim let me know if you need me to bring in some oatmeal for breakfast.

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 9:23 AM | Link to this

Well, I like em a little vanilla and corny so I haven’t dated any real weirdos. No one has ever morphed into simply weird behavior.

But in terms of approach, most of my weirdo stories comes from my times in Cali… there was this one Sisqo looking wannabe with bleached platinum hair that gave me his picture(not a headshot but a Sears photo studio pic) and wrote some type of love note on the back. Huh?

There was this one guy who told me he smoked cigarettes like a fiend because he worked a 9-5 and couldn’t smoke weed anymore. The cigarettes were some sort of substitute. It was just odd.

Happy Leap Day everyone!

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 9:25 AM | Link to this

Cemeeli Sorry babe, I had the POPS hid at my desk. “Gotta have my POPS”, but i’ll let you get half a bowl though. :-D

6’1 I tried the purple stuff, that can’t be Kool-Aid, was Flavor-aid on sale again this week Ssshhhh, don’t tell nobody, they’ll neva know the difference. I’ll just add a lil water.

By Demi

February 29, 2008 9:31 AM | Link to this

I did meet/date a chick that lied about absolutely everything. If you talked about guns she got shot. If you talked about banks she robbed one. Cars she stole them. The thing was that azz was straight fire so I overlooked whatever words that came from her mouth. LOL

You where young then,huh?

I am going to go and seek professional help…I am at work talking about my little pony, rainbow brite, carebears, and J.E.M.

By Dan

February 29, 2008 9:34 AM | Link to this

A shot of Ruby Red Grapefruit juice, and we’re back in the game….

Other than the stalker (it was her and not me), I haven’t dealt with any “weird” people. Everyone has their own eccentricities and that’s more to like about the person…..

I think it makes them more interesting as a person…

By Demi

February 29, 2008 9:36 AM | Link to this

*And I have mad respect for Prince Harry…now looking for Bush’s records.

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 9:37 AM | Link to this

he thing was that azz was straight fire so I overlooked whatever words that came from her mouth. LOL

Truth - I’m rolling over here because I have a strong contengent of male friends who think that crazy puddy is the best puddy. I know dudes that had chicks go straight psycho on them, but they overlooked it for a minute cuz the puddy was so good. Too funny.

By Dan

February 29, 2008 9:42 AM | Link to this

@Ared

And to your point, that how you get a stalker………..

By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)

February 29, 2008 9:44 AM | Link to this

A Red, I got a lot of friends like that. One guy even told me that I should start flipping out a little and maybe then I could keep a man, Guess what I did and “Black” came back.

By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st

February 29, 2008 9:45 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All

I haven’t ran into anything BIZARRE…Except for habitual liars…

I guess that’s the most craziest thing I had to deal with. Liars are the worst thing to deal with.

Truth I had a guy like that. Everything YOU can mention he has done or know something about. He was such a BEAUTIFUL liar…

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 9:47 AM | Link to this

Leap Year: If you’re an unmarried woman, leap year’s got your name on it, thanks to the Irish tradition of Ladies’ Privilege, which back in the day gave women proposal rights. In America, we call it Sadie Hawkins Day.

So ladies, how are we gonna celebrate this day? Would any of you ever propose to a guy? Halle Berry did it. LOL

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 9:50 AM | Link to this

Dan - That stalker really made an impact. You’ve made mention of her several times. What kind of things did she do and did you take any legal action against her? How did you get rid of her?

By teresa

February 29, 2008 9:53 AM | Link to this

Mornting blog peeps! Happy Friday!!!!!! Maybe this is not strange but I dated a man who would twirl the corners of the pillows because it soothed him….lol WHAT UP BLOW!!!!!!!!!!

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 9:55 AM | Link to this

One guy even told me that I should start flipping out a little and maybe then I could keep a man, Guess what I did and “Black” came back.

Really now? So 6’1 what did you do to “flip out?”

By Binford2K8

February 29, 2008 9:56 AM | Link to this

Luckily, like AR I’ve never been involved with anyone who I noticed was on the crazy pill. A few were a little too quirky and one liked yardwork too much (never date a gril with rougher hands than you) - but none that I was scared of.

As to what I’ll tolerate… well, not much! I think if you observe closely you can tell. For example, one date I went on the girl had a nervous tick and talked about material needs and that she always had to plan things and they needed to be perfect. I knew at that point we weren’t compatible.

By Blue_Kolla

February 29, 2008 9:59 AM | Link to this

QC ;) SMH at you sitting there with Willie and Bill.

Diva You must be working on your psych doctorate. LOL But this ain’t no science. When I see weirdos, I get gone, like Black Caspa… ain’t even tryin’ to figure it out.

Slim Slim don’t cook on Friday’s

I feel you all day on that right there ^^^. …friday evening at Blue’s - “Bwoi, go’on in there and git’chu a sandwich.”

Demi And I have mad respect for Prince Harry…now looking for Bush’s records.

Sweet-N-Sour right there bro. While admirable, his ego could’ve gotten a lot of dudes killed.

By QC

February 29, 2008 10:00 AM | Link to this

Dan, i hope you feel better

By Bre'

February 29, 2008 10:02 AM | Link to this

AREd I totally agree, now my best friend is dealing a straight crazy chick. He knows she is off her rockers but out of all chicks he could have and had. He is straight staying in her corner. I’m like dude really, seriously…you can have options. I just listen to the drama and shake my head.

One young buck I dealt with from Brooklyn, the more of a hell raiser I was the more he seemed to like me. If I let my southern charm come out his face would get twisted. To this day if we chit chat here and there, the more I curse him out the more he wants to get back on team……Strange.

By DreamsMaterialize

February 29, 2008 10:03 AM | Link to this

Morning

Found out a girl was manic depressive after the 3rd or 4th date.

Also briefly dated a girl who HATED everything, even if she had never tried it. Needless to say that our date choices were severely limited.

There’s someone for everyone though. I’m a physicist/mathematician, so I’m sure there are things about me that people would say are “quirky”. Sh^t the fact that I even like that stuff is probably quirky to alot of people. lol

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 10:03 AM | Link to this

Truth Nah, preciate the thought though. Today if Cold Breakfast Friday. You can use the microwave and warm up you a bowl of Fruity Pebbles if you like. That stuff get soggy so quick it’ll be like you’re eating oatmeal.

On-topic I can’t say i’ve ever dated a real quirky, overly weird dude. But does being Consistently INconsistent count as weird???? I’ve dated that type before.

Dude calls Slim

Slim: phone rings Hello?

Dude: Hey girl, what you up to?

Slim: ah nothing much. Just leaving the store. Why what’s up?

Dude: Oh, I was thinking about going to get some drinks. Did you want to go with?

Slim: Sure, i’d love to. I just need to drob these things off at home first though.

Dude: Ok, that’s cool. Just call me when you get to the crib.

20 minutes pass…Slim calls dude

Slim: Hey I made it back to the crib.

Dude: Oh okay.

Slim: Well, I’m about to put this stuff in the house. I should be ready in less than 10 minutes.

7 minutes pass…Dude calls Slim

Dude: Hey, have you left yet?

Slim: No, just changing my shoes?

Dude: Oh…sounding susupect

Slim: what’s wrong?

Dude: Well…I’m not going anymore.

Slim: WHAT?

Dude: Yea, I just been going thru some thangs and my funds are low, Plus I don’t get paid for another 6 days.

Slim feels her mercury rise

Slim: You don’t make sense. Didn’t you know all this BEFORE you called me?

Dude: Well…i guess I just really thought about it.

Slim: (silence)

Dude: Sorry

Slim: Whatever…I’ll holla at cha later.

1hr later…Slim out at another undisclosed destination having drinks, wearing her “One monkey don’t stop no show t-shirt” LOL

By 6'1 & luvinit (aka Don' it All)

February 29, 2008 10:04 AM | Link to this

Well, I wouldn’t necessarily call it flipping out but lets just say that I went a little outside of my usual laid back, non-combatant, non-chalant self. I started to show my feelings more. When I say this I mean it was like the stuff that I was thinking I started to display. I was raised by my brothers so they told me different little things that urk them so I never did them. I don’t call, I never ask where you are.

By Dan

February 29, 2008 10:05 AM | Link to this

Well, Ms Red

The stalker (there were two), was my first experience with that kind of crazy.

She started normally, a jumpoff really, and then she got to coming by my house when I was at work. I’d come home several days with her parked on the street, waiting for me, just waiting. She would call and cry and threaten to kill herself if she couldn’t be with me. The worst thing though, I once walked out of the house to go to a club, and she was standing at my door. Hadn’t rung the doorbell, nothing. She was standing there looking through the screen at the door.

I didn’t have to take any legal action, her parents did. After I met them (I was invited to her house by them), they decided that she had the problem, not me.

But they got her counseling and other than the 5 year delay between calls (she calls me on our “anniversary”), nothing ever really happened.

By Beautiful

February 29, 2008 10:06 AM | Link to this

ARed i think a female can celebrate this day by being aggressive or taking the lead. for example, asking a gentleman out to dinner and bringing him flowers, buying the guy at the bar a drink, giving him the first kiss instead of sitting there wondering when he’s gonna make that move, etc.

disclaimer - this post was not really intended for ARed ;)

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 10:09 AM | Link to this

Truth Nah, preciate the thought though. Today if Cold Breakfast Friday. You can use the microwave and warm up you a bowl of Fruity Pebbles if you like. That stuff get soggy so quick it’ll be like you’re eating oatmeal.

On-topic I can’t say i’ve ever dated a real quirky, overly weird dude. But does being Consistently INconsistent count as weird???? I’ve dated that type before.

Dude calls Slim

Slim: phone rings Hello?

Dude: Hey girl, what you up to?

Slim: ah nothing much. Just leaving the store. Why what’s up?

Dude: Oh, I was thinking about going to get some drinks. Did you want to go with?

Slim: Sure, i’d love to. I just need to drob these things off at home first though.

Dude: Ok, that’s cool. Just call me when you get to the crib.

20 minutes pass…Slim calls dude

Slim: Hey I made it back to the crib.

Dude: Oh okay.

Slim: Well, I’m about to put this stuff in the house. I should be ready in less than 10 minutes.

7 minutes pass…Dude calls Slim

Dude: Hey, have you left yet?

Slim: No, just changing my shoes?

Dude: Oh…sounding susupect

Slim: what’s wrong?

Dude: Well…I’m not going anymore.

Slim: WHAT?

Dude: Yea, I just been going thru some thangs and my funds are low, Plus I don’t get paid for another 6 days.

Slim feels her mercury rise

Slim: You don’t make sense. Didn’t you know all this BEFORE you called me?

Dude: Well…i guess I just really thought about it.

Slim: (silence)

Dude: Sorry

Slim: Whatever…I’ll holla at cha later.

1hr later…Slim out at another undisclosed destination having drinks, wearing her “One monkey don’t stop no show t-shirt” LOL

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 10:13 AM | Link to this

Forgive me Dan, but I’m getting a chuckle over the fact that you desire a woman to pursue you, and some of the ones who did have been straight cuckoo. (I mean, not one but two stalkers?)

But I’m glad nothing really terrible came out of this.

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 10:13 AM | Link to this

Truth Nah, preciate the thought though. Today if Cold Breakfast Friday. You can use the microwave and warm up you a bowl of Fruity Pebbles if you like. That stuff get soggy so quick it’ll be like you’re eating oatmeal.

On-topic I can’t say i’ve ever dated a real quirky, overly weird dude. But does being Consistently INconsistent count as weird???? I’ve dated that type before.

Dude calls Slim

Slim: phone rings Hello?

Dude: Hey girl, what you up to?

Slim: ah nothing much. Just leaving the store. Why what’s up?

Dude: Oh, I was thinking about going to get some drinks. Did you want to go with?

Slim: Sure, i’d love to. I just need to drob these things off at home first though.

Dude: Ok, that’s cool. Just call me when you get to the crib.

20 minutes pass…Slim calls dude

Slim: Hey I made it back to the crib.

Dude: Oh okay.

Slim: Well, I’m about to put this stuff in the house. I should be ready in less than 10 minutes.

7 minutes pass…Dude calls Slim

Dude: Hey, have you left yet?

Slim: No, just changing my shoes?

Dude: Oh…sounding susupect

Slim: what’s wrong?

Dude: Well…I’m not going anymore.

Slim: WHAT?

Dude: Yea, I just been going thru some thangs and my funds are low, Plus I don’t get paid for another 6 days.

Slim feels her mercury rise

Slim: You don’t make sense. Didn’t you know all this BEFORE you called me?

Dude: Well…i guess I just really thought about it.

Slim: (silence)

Dude: Sorry

Slim: Whatever…I’ll holla at cha later.

1hr later…Slim out at another undisclosed destination having drinks, wearing her “One monkey don’t stop no show t-shirt” LOL

By Lady J

February 29, 2008 10:16 AM | Link to this

Slim keep it coming honey til the end of the day…LMAO…that was funny!

By Mo (now known as Moeisha)

February 29, 2008 10:16 AM | Link to this

Mo walks in and helps herself to a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The people at her job have already started this morning and its just 10:15

Hey errbody….lemme finish this bowl of sur-ril and then I can chat wit ya’ll….

By Lady J

February 29, 2008 10:18 AM | Link to this

Slim keep it coming honey til the end of the day…LMAO…that was funny!

By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)

February 29, 2008 10:19 AM | Link to this

I see our tourettes sufferers are in the building (Good morning Dan).

By kimmie

February 29, 2008 10:21 AM | Link to this

Happy Friday blog gang!

The craziest I ever came across was this dude I met at a club(1st mistake). He came across really nice and we went out a few times, nothing really serious. But over the course of a few months, he would call me and be talking pretty calm & then straight snap! Start saying mean and insulting things, picking out my faults and just tripping. The first time he did it I chaulked it up to being drunk and the next conversation we had he was back to normal. Then he did it again! I asked him if he was going to call me to be mean & nasty, there was no need to call. Don’t call me unless you can show me some respect! He tripped and hung up the phone, then called back and had the nerve to ask me why I was talking to HIM like that! I realized he was nuts, so I just started talking to him in a real calm voice, like you talk to a crazy person. I tried to block his number but couldn’t. I stopped taking his calls and I think he got the message. He actually scared me a little!

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 10:23 AM | Link to this

SlimOne - Too funny. That convo kind of touches on yesterdays topic too. I think we could be here all day with stories of the inconsistant

I love the ending, put your freak em dress on!

By Lady J

February 29, 2008 10:24 AM | Link to this

and representing is there a problem?

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 10:24 AM | Link to this

BlueK LOL! My mom called them Go for whatchu know, days…LOL

Truth/ARed One of my good homeboys is messing with a crazy chick…like she needs meds crazy. But he was like, that pddy if fiya and I gotta have at least one I can get my RawDogAnytimeofday on with. LOL!

PSA: I didn’t post that 3 times. The blog-ghost is fugging with me and Dan

By Lady J

February 29, 2008 10:28 AM | Link to this

and representing is there a problem?

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 10:30 AM | Link to this

and I gotta have at least one I can get my RawDogAnytimeofday on with. LOL!

Damn, Slim my heart broke with this. Hope he doesn’t end up with a pill poppin crazy baby momma! Damn.

By kimmie

February 29, 2008 10:31 AM | Link to this

Dan - Why did that Tony Toni Tone song “It’s Our Anniversary” pop in my head when I read your stalker story!LOL

By QC

February 29, 2008 10:31 AM | Link to this

Hey BK friday smooches for YOU!

Demi, where you been this week..how are you?

By Mr. Inconsistent NOT Blue_Kolla

February 29, 2008 10:35 AM | Link to this

Slim: Well, I’m about to put this stuff in the house. I should be ready in less than 10 minutes.

INSERT: 2 Minutes pass

Mr. I: ring ring Hello?

Fya Booty: Hey Mr. I, I was just thinking about you. You know what?

Mr. I: Naah baby whassup?

Fya Booty: You remember that last time when me had me on the table?

Mr. I: Yeah baby I remember that. …grinnin now

Fya Booty: Well… I ain’t wearing no panteez right now…

Mr. I: Aight baby, I’m on my way.

Mr I: now thinking to self, “WTF am I gon’ tell Slim?”

7 minutes pass…Dude calls Slim

Pickin back up Slim’s story line

Dude: Hey, have you left yet?

…

By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st

February 29, 2008 10:35 AM | Link to this

Teresa..a.k.a T-money

Waddup….MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY MO!!!

By Beautiful

February 29, 2008 10:40 AM | Link to this

BK lmao. at first i didn’t get it, but … … . lol. you wrong for that!

By Blow Me a.k.a Bomb 1st.

February 29, 2008 10:43 AM | Link to this

Oops didn’t mean to do it….Whats wrong with this thing…Mic check 1,2,1,2

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 10:43 AM | Link to this

ARed Dang! You make a good point. That would most definitely be the worst baby mama to have. Hell, she might even carry over them crazy genes to the baby. I might need you to do an intervention. I’m not sure what his reaction will be trying to ween him off his RawDogAnytimeofdayPddy..we might need some medics on hand.

Dan Dang homie…You know all the blog sistahs wanna know…what did you put on ole girl to have her just standing at your front door?…You know what, nevermind. I think I want ANY Dizzick that good.

Slim thinking to herself, some drive-by unannoucned dizzick or show up at the job dizzick is okay…but I don’t think i can handle some Stakethejiggashouse out dizzick.

By abc

February 29, 2008 10:46 AM | Link to this

It’s hard to tell sometimes about a persons true mental state. Their problems may go far beyond something like a scene from a comedy movie. For instance, I was with a woman for some months a couple of years ago that can be best described as possessed of narcissistic rage. Her mother was the same way. While not a mental illness, it’s certainly an undesirable emotional condition. It can take awhile before things like that become apparent.

By Demi

February 29, 2008 10:47 AM | Link to this

Mr. Inconsistent B/K

Yep, and that how the story goes.

By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)

February 29, 2008 10:48 AM | Link to this

I had this stalker once, He still calls me to this day. He acts just like Kimmie’s lil’ friend. He would call and ask me to go out with him and I would say No, He would then call me and stay some of the worse stuff I have ever heard in my life. I had restraining orders took out on him and he is one of the reasons that I am such a sure shot. I moved from my apartment to my house and does not know how to locate me, he just knows what side of town I live on. He had a friend that owned a cellular phone shop and he would get the guy to access my phone records, he would call all the numbers on my phone bill and I was wondering how he got all this information because I was never around him for him to sneak a peek in my phone. One time he seen me in a club with my girls and he wanted me to leave with him. I was in my car and my girl’s car was park at my apartment. I left them in the club and went to my car to get away from him but I left my keys with my friend. So I was just walking around the parking lot for like thirty minutes because I didn’t have keys or cell phone (didn’t carry purse in the club) The club let out and I took off my heels and started ducking in between cars (very funny site). My car was all the way on the other side of the parking lot I approached two total strangers and ask them could I pay them $5 to take me to my car park on the opposite side because I didn’t want him to catch me walking. To make a very long story short. I ended up spending the night over my girls house and the next morning we woke up to several calls from my brother who told me this psycho had bust out every window in my friends car and wrote “Hoe” on the hood with a brick.

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 10:50 AM | Link to this

Slim - To go one step further, if she’s really crazy (like Britney crazy, lol) you know she’s letting other dudes go down raw dog lane.

She might have that nasty womens disease LOL!

Intervention…stat!

also cracking up at your comment to Dan, LOL

By Demi

February 29, 2008 10:50 AM | Link to this

QC good morning, how r you doing today?

By melo

February 29, 2008 10:54 AM | Link to this

buying the guy at the bar a drink, giving him the first kiss instead of sitting there wondering when he’s gonna make that move, etc. not a bad idea Beautiful, u can always blame it on leap year, espcially in ur case, when u feeling such a strong libido rush..do u girl!!! Just grab his wang and tell him* i’m feeling this thang to get f***, lets just do it in ur car* ull be surprised hw many men will take that offer.

By Demi

February 29, 2008 10:54 AM | Link to this

6’1 & Luvinit (AKA don’ it all) What I don told you about dating dem short dudes…shyt, I am F/K’n my chance up

By mqew

February 29, 2008 10:56 AM | Link to this

Morning!

Whassup wit the blog today, ev1 is stuttering.

Slim - Thanks, but no thanks on the cereal. It’s damn near lunchtime. Indian today I feel another long lunch comin.

When I was seperated, I had a straight crazy azz friend. He would snap often. Funny thing is mostly he would do it out of town. In every other city we’ve been in, he has ended up going to another hotel. I don’t know if he was tryin to start somethin to get his freak on or what… It didn’t matter to me I still kicked it! Finally we were at the Hilton in DC, neva forget it, I found a lil plastic bag in his jeans not usually a snooper wit a hard white substance in it. He tried to say it was to distribute. *WTF am I booboo the p****** fool? I knew he smoked trees but, that…. awwwww he11 naw!

By 900K aka Mr 2008

February 29, 2008 10:58 AM | Link to this

Que Bueno?!!?

Well I havent had any chic that I wanted to call the cops on. Most of the crazy and bizzare moments that I’ve had w/ girls is cause I sorta bring it outta them. I did have this one that refused to watch a game on TV in a hotel room that I paid for. It was opening night NBA so I wanted to check it out. She was sleeping when I turned to it then jumped up to say no I aint watchin that!!! When she realized that I was not phased and ignored her, she reached in her bag grabbed some Scissors and cut the power cord!!! Then sat down and began eatin the food I brought her like nothin happened… She would push my buttons often I think she wanted a man that beats her but that aint me, although that night I came close!

But she had a phat azz tho dogg!!!

By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)

February 29, 2008 10:58 AM | Link to this

Dayuum, my post was tooooo long, sorry everybody!

By Beautiful

February 29, 2008 10:59 AM | Link to this

melo since i’m a big gurl now, i will. i hope i don’t hurt him, cause it’s been awhile. lmao.

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 11:00 AM | Link to this

Blue How did i know one of yall blog men would say that…you beat 4Real to the punch. But here’s Part 2

1hr later…Slim out at another undisclosed destination having drinks, wearing her “One monkey don’t stop no show t-shirt”

(Not sure how many minutes later)

ring, ring….Slim looks at phone and see’s Mr. I calling

Slim: picking up the phone laughing Ha ha ha Hello?

Dude: Hey, what you doing?

Slim: Oh, hanging out getting some drinks.

Dude: Oh for real. Sound like you having a good time. Who you chilling with.

Slim: Ha, ha, ha…talking to folks in the background, sort of ignoring buddy Hey…Let me call you back. I can’t hear you in here.

Dude: Where you drinkin at?

Slim: laughing louder & talking to folk in background Lemme hit you back a lil later.

Dude: sounding irritated Aight den man. Hit me back.

Slim hangs up phone w/o a hint of a good-bye

By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)

February 29, 2008 11:05 AM | Link to this

Slim, that got my friends window busted, Be vewee vewee carefwul.

By Dan

February 29, 2008 11:06 AM | Link to this

As long as he had you on the table, the goodbye no longer registers and barely matters.

By Beautiful

February 29, 2008 11:07 AM | Link to this

Slim ^5. now that’s what im talkin’ about. let’s see if he’ll pull that shyt again.

By Mr. Inconsistent NOT Blue_Kolla

February 29, 2008 11:07 AM | Link to this

Slim Stay tuned for Part III, now in production.

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 11:12 AM | Link to this

Dan Slim wasn’t the one on the table. It was FiyaBooty. LOL

By Demi

February 29, 2008 11:13 AM | Link to this

On the real, finer the chick/w bomb puddy, the more murd she’s allowed to get away with.

Let chick be ugly, trying some mess like that…all I see is a pimp hand to the face, LOL

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 11:18 AM | Link to this

Dan As long as he had you on the table, the goodbye no longer registers and barely matters I think you got confused by BK’s skit. The one he had on the table ‘supposedly’ is Ms Fiya Booty that he stood ME up for…not me. I was basically trying to say that I don’t think what he said is what went down.

Blue Not a Part III…This is not Friday the 13th part 78. LOLOLOL! But i see you aren’t trying to let up on me, which is the first sign of Cwazy! ha ha ha ha

6’1 The worst I’ve ever had was a dude use to drive by my house. He’d call me and be like, I know you at home because I saw your bedroom light on. Ohhhh scary!

BLog Men So is it safe to say, if a chick has NEVA had a dude act crazy on her, that its a direct reflection of how whack her pddy is? LOL!

By Mr. Inconsistent NOT Blue_Kolla

February 29, 2008 11:19 AM | Link to this

Part III: (But you know it ain’t no hour ‘cause I’m still laid up, but we’ll call it two and a half)

Mr. I: Dayum. now spinnin’ wheels and thinking to self, “That’s cool. That’s the cost of doin’ business. Ain’t like we was exclusive anyway. And since a bird in the hand is better than Slim in the bush…”

2 Days Later…

Mr. I: dialin’ up Slim…

Slim: ring ring Hey Mr. I.

Hey Slim? How you doin’ today?…

By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)

February 29, 2008 11:26 AM | Link to this

Demi, he wasn’t short, he was fat. I avoid them like the plague. I am not talking bout thick, I am talking bout super morbidly obese, BMI way over 50. I use to not discriminate as long as they were nice. But be very specific in what you pray for. I use to always say that I wanted a guy to worship the ground I walked on. I should have mention that he not be crazy too. He gave me whatever I wanted materialistically and I think that is why I may have hung in there after he started displaying that he had SLS (something like stalker). My brother was about to kill him. He would sit outside in my parking lot all the time and I stayed in a gated community. After he broke the car windows, one of the neighbors said that it was so loud that it woke her up. She thought that it was a car accident. She described him and the car and called the police while he was doing it. He did the windshield first, left and came back twice on the third time the police were talking to the neighbor, she pointed him out got in the car and gave chase, He got the tag number and everything. I called his mother and told her what happened and the both of them swore me up and down that I was lying. I am like they got your description the p****** tag number. To this day he says that he didn’t do it. My friend was a sheriff at that time. She pulled some strings and got his azz locked up because we had took warrants out on him. He got locked up at the same club.

By Darrell (www.blackthen.com)

February 29, 2008 11:26 AM | Link to this

Dan “I’m a lil hungover…”

*”They tried to get me to go to rehab, but I said a’nooo, nooo, no.”

(You Winehouse fans’ll recognize that.)

LOL!

By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)

February 29, 2008 11:29 AM | Link to this

Slim1, funny you would say that because I became like a celebrity. I had so many men that I had never seen before asking me out. The insurance adjuster that came out for my friend, the guy that own the shop that fixed her car, some of the guys that were in the sheriff department with her and some of her frat bruhs. They were all like if she can get a nickka to do all that, I got to see what she working with.

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 11:29 AM | Link to this

SlimOne - Maybe it’s just me but I think these monkey fools have brought out a little crazy in all of us.

I mean, I’m not consistantly crazy, but I do recall some instances where I feel I took it to the zip code of crazy, even if I don’t reside there. LOL!

By Mr. Inconsistent NOT Blue_Kolla

February 29, 2008 11:31 AM | Link to this

Slim Not a Part III…This is not Friday the 13th part 78.

I’m bored. I think I’ll take a long lunch today myself. Who just came in. Please post a weather report.

By Darrell (www.blackthen.com)

February 29, 2008 11:33 AM | Link to this

Dan: “I’m a lil hungover…”

Amy: “They tried to get me to go to rehab, but I said a’nooo, nooo, no!”

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 11:39 AM | Link to this

Mr. Inconsistent Please post a weather report Weather for today: Slippery When Wet..Proceed with caution. Purple Haze coming in at 5pmh winds…lol BTW, I bet buddy did put his bird in his hand. lol Do you cuz Imma do me….

By DreamsMaterialize

February 29, 2008 11:42 AM | Link to this

SlimOne Naw it ain’t like that. Some cats are just crazy…act like that over all the puddy. lol Or it could be that dude wasn’t gettin none on the regular before he got wit u, and he figures it’ll be cold day in hell b4 he goes back to that. lol

By Rell

February 29, 2008 11:43 AM | Link to this

Sup ladies/gents…ared….late to the party so i cant catch up…so i will start from here….

By Demi

February 29, 2008 11:43 AM | Link to this

6’1 a celebrity or porn star? You can keep it real.

By Raqi

February 29, 2008 11:47 AM | Link to this

I wonder how many guys thought I was strange while dating?

Demi I had a nightmare last night and you were in it. I have never seen you but in my dream you were there. As Gary Coleman. But it was Demi/Alvin.

I in my dream (nightmare) I was driving down the street. Mason was in the passenger seat and my youngest son was in the back. Out of no where this car slams into the side of us and my son gets hurt. The man and I get out of the car and then you get out of your car. And guess what you were not deaf but you were blind. Driving blind. I start hitting and yelling at you “Demi you hurt my son. How could you do that?”

Like I said you were Gary Coleman but you were Demi/Alvin. Weird.

Mason said he felt me flinch in my sleep. I wonder is that when you hit the car?

It might be time for me to take a blog break. LOL

By 6'1 & Luvinit (AKA don' it all)

February 29, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this

Hey Demi, what can I say?

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this

Anyone else wonder why Rell is already calling me out this morning? LOL

Hello to you too Relly Rell.

By Demi

February 29, 2008 11:48 AM | Link to this

SlimOne as a former wh0re, I never went crazy over puddy, no matter how bomb diddy it was…Now when I loss my virginity, I bit crazy over her.

Now I see why she dump me 3 days later, she was training me, LOL

By Rell

February 29, 2008 11:50 AM | Link to this

@dreams…i cosign that…rick james had it wrong….Poo see is a hellva drug…period

like gorgeous dre said - wars have started over poo see..blanka have blown there head off over it….kill him the chick the dog….

By Awwwwwwww...Dayum

February 29, 2008 11:53 AM | Link to this

Awwwwwwww…Dayum Raqi!!!!

I, I don’t know what to say…I am speechless.

Demi, wow…wow..wow dude.

By QC

February 29, 2008 11:53 AM | Link to this

I’m good Demi it’s kinda slow today but i’m sure it’ll pick up later…

By Demi

February 29, 2008 11:57 AM | Link to this

Raqi, you and Mase didn’t fall asleep to Different Strokes did y’all?

LOL, getting hit by a blind midget and calling him Demi.

6’1 nice reply, LOL

By 900K aka Mr 2008

February 29, 2008 11:58 AM | Link to this

So is it safe to say, if a chick has NEVA had a dude act crazy on her, that its a direct reflection of how whack her pddy is? - Slim, the key is to never lose control so no matter how good hers is make sure that I do everything to make her exprience even better. then I drive her crazy!!! So no your puddy could be outrageous but it dont mean a real dude will lose his mind over it. He just wont let you out of his sight LoL

By Rell

February 29, 2008 11:58 AM | Link to this

@ared….calling you out?….lol…just make sure i give you your space to shine…something wrong with that….plus this is part 2 to yesterday…we have to keep them entertained

By Demi

February 29, 2008 12:00 PM | Link to this

QC today day is friday, black folks don’t do any real work on Friday!! LOL

Mo don’t be slapping down too many folks sis!!

By melo

February 29, 2008 12:02 PM | Link to this

6’1 & Luvinit (AKA don’ it all) im luving ur crazy story, but wanted to ask u what u think caused the guy to behave like that..waz it the the thght of losing ur good puddzy or man just crazy. On a scale of 1 to 10 hw u think ur puddsy rocks.Dont front, just tell hw u see man(men) relating and feedback on it and what their encore intake and affinity is like.

By Question

February 29, 2008 12:03 PM | Link to this

Why are women always trying to feminize men?

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 12:06 PM | Link to this

900K I was just speaking generally. I know I got that SlimButPhatGoodyP…LOL j/k but not really. I done had a dude call me repeatedly, then come sit outside my house, and leave 30 messages on my phone. Every time he would call, he would a leave a message counting what number call it was.

You have 30 new messages.

New message

1

New message

2!

New message

3!!

New message

4!!!

…yall get the point. As he left every message he got progressively more angry.

By Demi

February 29, 2008 12:13 PM | Link to this

SlimOne/6’1 how old where you two the last time y’all dated crazy dudes?

I only have one crazy out of the ladies I’ve dated.

By Raqi

February 29, 2008 12:15 PM | Link to this

No Demi. The last thing I remember is Judge Mathis was going off. Maybe because you always talk about being short that is how you were portrayed.

By melo

February 29, 2008 12:16 PM | Link to this

i’m missing sexxyL..where she at this late? hope she ok tho. Hey Foots, Das and all my sexxy ladies. Hey slim i see pink pony opened in ur nick of the woods, are u going there on ur lunch breaks?

By Demi

February 29, 2008 12:17 PM | Link to this

SlimOne/6’1 how old where you two the last time y’all dated crazy dudes?

I only have one crazy out of the ladies I’ve dated.

By Mr. Inconsistent NOT Blue_Kolla

February 29, 2008 12:19 PM | Link to this

Slim I know I got that SlimButPhatGoodyP…

See where 900 said THIS? ===> …the key is to never lose control so no matter how good hers is make sure that I do everything to make her exprience even better. then I drive her crazy!!! So no your puddy could be outrageous but it dont mean a real dude will lose his mind over it.

That’s called the Transition of Powers. You’ve been dealing with some weak-minded/untrained dudes. Thats MAN102 Lesson 1.

By Demi

February 29, 2008 12:19 PM | Link to this

SlimOne/6’1 how old where you two the last time y’all dated crazy dudes?

I only have one crazy out of the ladies I’ve dated.

By SlimOne

February 29, 2008 12:21 PM | Link to this

Demi 1st one was back in highschool…he was a virgin…we’re still friends now. But he did go through a HateSlim period. The other was maybe….hmmm…4 years ago. (I’m 29 going on 30 now)

By Demi

February 29, 2008 12:24 PM | Link to this

Raqi it’s true, I am a small dude. Anyway, I needed to laugh this Afternoon…Hell I am thinking of digging out my blog crate and stepping up to 6’1

By Rell

February 29, 2008 12:26 PM | Link to this

i lost my mind twice over some poo see…both when stationed in japan…the first one was ms okinawa….she was doing stuff on demand…she would ask like how do you want it fast or slow..she would stop in the middle of sex an ask was she doing everything right!!!…she had me going for a couple of months..the next was ms belize…she was a wm(woman marine)….fine a* hell but lil did i know she had a list of dudes she want to sample…i was the first one..so when she moved down the list i started tripping….she has skilled matched only by ms bellsouth..but by then i knew how to handle myself…..

By Staceye

February 29, 2008 12:30 PM | Link to this

ARED to adhere to the Irish tradition (for my dad’s Irish side) besides drinking myself stupid…should I aska guy out! (Dare I do it to myself)*

V103 is jammin’ with the old school reggae. I am at wok trying not to get up and dance!

**On topic: as a weirdo myself..I welcome weirdness and strangeness. Now I do not welcome psycho! LOL Don’t call me and breathe in the phone, do not send me pics of your peter and we never even went on a date,do not get all up in arms because I won’t drop everything to be with you. I had before you and I am not going to cancel plans I had already made nor stop my life, UGH need I go on???

Kimmie I think I met your stalker! LOL I had that happen to me last year! I still get calls and I do not answer numbers I do nto know because my ex is Satan and he had a way fo calling from other numbers. So if I do not have your number in my phone…I do not answer. Anyway..why this fool call my job at 10PM last night and left me a VM that I got this morning? Now I have not responded to emails, texts, calls, smoke signals, Morse code…nothign from dude! Why is he still trying to contact me? UGH!

6’1 WTF??? Oh my gosh! That dude was off his lithium or something! LOL The devil made him do it! He hears voices….all the above!

By Demi

February 29, 2008 12:30 PM | Link to this

SlimOne just wondering. After I hit 26, most of the ladies I’ve dated have been in the 35-45 age range. I will admit, I’ve dated some weird ones up until I was 26…But the one who showed me a video of her and her dog going at it, was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

By Raqi

February 29, 2008 12:34 PM | Link to this

Breif blog hijack:

I got a question for you all. (Disclaimer: I am not in need of permission from anybody to do anything. I only answer to God and my husband. And you don’t know that I am talking about me. So stop with the judgmental comments before you even start.)

Okay now, here it is. You get a call from an old boyfriend that will be in town. A guy that you really liked but it didn’t work out for some reason. Your S/O knows you really had the hots for this guy. The guy states that he wants to take you to lunch while in town. Which would you do?

By Mr. Inconsistent NOT Blue_Kolla

February 29, 2008 12:36 PM | Link to this

Rell ..but by then i knew how to handle myself…

Honor Grad ha? LOL

By Beautiful

February 29, 2008 12:38 PM | Link to this

A

By Bre'

February 29, 2008 12:40 PM | Link to this

Raqi gosh i’ve been in that situation so many times. Hmmmmm. lets see what the masses come back with.

By Mr. Inconsistent NOT Blue_Kolla

February 29, 2008 12:41 PM | Link to this

Raqi ???

By Beautiful

February 29, 2008 12:41 PM | Link to this

if you want trouble in your home, B!

By Rell

February 29, 2008 12:44 PM | Link to this

@raqi….GO…so you two can sit and think about what could have been…so you can leave with his mental dna on your mind about what could have been…then go home and mention to your husband that he asked…problem solved

By teresa

February 29, 2008 12:45 PM | Link to this

Blow WTF is goin on with SSS?

By DasV

February 29, 2008 12:47 PM | Link to this

good day good ppl

the crazy ratio is real and yall know thats how i measure compatibility…. how much of your crazy can i put up with? and what do you find about me thats ‘off’ and can you deal it? for how long??

when i start hanging wit someone, i basically go into it looking for what they quirk is….its there. i try not to get caught up in how good-lookin they are, or in what they have materially (yall know the quarter to eight is a weakness for meh)…. i just bide my time till ‘it’ reveals itself. then i decide if ‘it’ is too much or maybe, just maybe it fits my ‘crazy’.

@question dont let no female rope you into her ‘ring-round-the-posies’… tell her bout herself. but be kind…. no need for the harshness.

RAQI temptations by the Devil aint complicated….. A

By mqew

February 29, 2008 12:48 PM | Link to this

Raqi E but what do YOU want to do

By Staceye

February 29, 2008 12:48 PM | Link to this

Radi I’d chosse option D! LOL

By Raqi

February 29, 2008 12:50 PM | Link to this

Bre my friend Doc told her don’t go because she is all messed up in the head right now about her S/O. She might regret it later.

I said, tell your S/O. If he has a problem with it he will say so. At that time she can determine what is more important.

My friend Marissa told her to accept and invite the S/O.

My friend Lacy says, don’t tell him. It might shed some much needed light on her present relationship.

By teresa

February 29, 2008 12:54 PM | Link to this

@Blow was she illegal

By Beautiful

February 29, 2008 12:55 PM | Link to this

Raqi my .02 and coming from experience. she should not mention it at all. if she’s going to mention it, she might as well go. it’ll be the same outcome.

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 12:56 PM | Link to this

Raq - Do you want to go?

But my choice is E.

By mqew

February 29, 2008 12:58 PM | Link to this

Who asked about Erykah’s new CD, it is nice. I think she made the album high

By Raqi

February 29, 2008 12:59 PM | Link to this

Her biggest fear is marrying this guy and he not be “the one”, at the same time not marrying and lose “the one”. So when she got the call and it was a former that she really, really liked, maybe the former is “the one”. She says she feels in her heart that her present is definitely the one, but…

She is all messed up in the head and heart. She keeps asking Doc and myself how did we know the one we are with was “the one”. You just know. But then again marriage is gamble.

She is just scuuuured. She should do like I did. Accept the marriage proposal and do it a week later. LOL She is thinking tooooo much.

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 1:02 PM | Link to this

Raqi - I think you gave sound advice.

By The Truth

February 29, 2008 1:03 PM | Link to this

Off topic: Talk about mis communication. I’ll try to keep this short.

About 5 years ago I met a real nice/gorgeous/smart/fun woman. At the time I was hoing and took the high road and put her in the fz. Anyway, this past valentines day I sent her a note telling her how fond I was of her and how I respected her program. She thought I was joking and made a sly remark. Last night we’re talking and she tells me that she thought I didn’t like her and how I hurt her when I showed up at a gig with another chick and a few other things I did. The convo for me was mind blowing because in my mind I’m thinking I had really matured to a point in life where I wouldn’t ruin a great friendship over some booty. She interpreted my actions as me not liking her and going out of my way to hurt her pretty bad. I knew she liked me but I had a strong 3 team rotation and didn’t want to give that up.

I’m really glad we got to talk last night. She really is a beautiful woman in evey sense of the word and I have a high level of RESPECT for her. Based on that I’m doing a thorough review of my communications skills. Looking back I think if i would have let her know my intentions I wouldn’t of caused so much pain.

Ok, back to your regualr blogging.

By AmazonRed

February 29, 2008 1:05 PM | Link to this

Wait a minute, let me ammend that…

I said, tell your S/O. If he has a problem with it he will say so. At that time she can determine what is more important.

I just said that Raqi gave some sound advice with this…but then I remembered that this is where the problems started in Love Jones. LOL!

By teresa

February 29, 2008 1:06 PM | Link to this

damn jobs r trippin…my homies gettin canned anybody need a hi priced HR girl …SH*t..GA dont be playin witht that right to work deal…got me spread eagale on the side of the road..WTF

By Raqi

February 29, 2008 1:10 PM | Link to this

Anyway, this past valentines day I sent her a note t