By Michelle-www.Atlantasfinest.yuku.com

February 20, 2009 8:13 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All!! I am happy as all HE*L it is Friday!

On Topic, I wouldn’t consider plastic surgery until after I have my kids and if my man agreed with me, I would be just fine with that cause I have to be happy with myself.. No woman feels confident walking around with ta tas like an orrangutan

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 8:35 AM | Link to this

Good Morning All, wearing my Huey P hat today

Plastic Surgery— This is some shiggidy that white people do..lets just go there early so we don’t have to stay all day. Nothing personal white folks..just business

White people go for liposuction or now fat replacement, botox or whatever the hell they are calling it.. since big round booties, thicker lips and breast have now become the in thing and less of a “ethnic thang”(they are nip and tuck happy) Angelina has big lips..so I want big lips. I need a new booty like J-Lo’s. Whateva Hollyweird is selling they are buying. Want to look younger, we can pull your face back, hell we will sell you a new face..smh head oh white folks

So in the words of whoever said it..Black don’t crack..baby.

Plastic surgery? What in the sam hell would I need that crap for? I am genetic soup made from generations of women and men(height from my great-grandpa)who had beauty beyond measure in and out.

By Michelle-www.Atlantasfinest.yuku.com

February 20, 2009 8:39 AM | Link to this

I beg to differ Kym.. There are ALOT of black women in the ATL that have had work done to them!

By Raqi

February 20, 2009 8:41 AM | Link to this

Blanca I think it would hurt me more if he suggested the alteration. And if I indeed do suggest it I would like for him to say that I am perfect the just the way that I am. No one is perfect but it doesn’t hurt to hear that your special someone “feels” that you are. Even if he really doesn’t.

By Donkey Punch

February 20, 2009 8:46 AM | Link to this

Only thing i would my women is to tighten that box back up…after 12121021212120 dycks and 3 babies..some of you ladies need to tighten that snatch back up….lol..as seen on nip/tuck

@chelle.

Yea there alot of SKRIPPERS with work out here in the A…and lets remember that gastric bypass is somewhat cosmetic in nature…and there are alot of former big backs that are now looking alot better with attitude..when i get the attitude i just say to myself…your toes still fat…lol

By DreamsMaterialize

February 20, 2009 8:47 AM | Link to this

Morning You’re an individual, so you can do whatever you want. Just don’t ask me to finance it. You want a whole bunch of work done, you pay for it. I’ve never had this issue come up though. Don’t expect it ever will.

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 8:50 AM | Link to this

Michelle I am sure you can point out thousands of black women with extra parts running around. Maybe even outside of porn and strip clubs..but I digress. Plastic surgery is shiggidy white folks do. We all have stuff we would like to change about ourselves..white folks however have kicked it up twelve notches..and made it a fashion to get everything from a new nose to a new toot pooty.

By Michelle-www.Atlantasfinest.yuku.com

February 20, 2009 8:50 AM | Link to this

Donkey Punch Chicks just need to learn to do their kegels! Ain’t NOTHING like a tight box and perky ta tas!!

By lace

February 20, 2009 8:51 AM | Link to this

TGIF! I’ve never gone for plastic surgery, haven’t ever thought about it either, too risky. I love my body, satisfied to the fullest and if he’s not then he’s the one with the problem. And I still wear a 2 piece swimsuit at 40!

Kim if you work out while you’re pregnant and after having the baby your body will go back to the pre pregnant stage very quickly.

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 8:55 AM | Link to this

lace

Kim if you work out while you’re pregnant and after having the baby your body will go back to the pre pregnant stage very quickly.

Huh?

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 8:59 AM | Link to this

feels confident walking around with ta tas like an orrangutan I swear beforehand Michelle,that iam not going to work ur ta tas that hard and make them look so thin like a malnourished somalian.NO,wont do that.TLC,i promise thee and them.Stormy baby,where u at?? This one here is for u….

Kym, u right.I like ur face, booty and ta tas the way they are,bountiful,natural and full….yam yam yam! No squimish plastic in my hands.Nada! Good morning people! BLOG ANNOUNCEMENT* My official birthday weekend starts today AT **Cheese Cakein buckhead.Uall invited but the tab for ur party is on u! Later tonite,Strokkers with the Queen and our lady partners.Ladies bring ur change clothes,high heels and shorts.Swiss,dont dissappoint me.Tomorrow,OSS at the Hyatt RSVP>>>takpat78@gmail

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 9:00 AM | Link to this

Good morning everyone!

Never had plastic surgery, but did want a bigger chest. I wasn’t born w/one so I had to settle with what I had. Miraculously, they have grown in the past year (don’t know what that’s about lol), but I would not go for plastic surgery. I have a friend that will be coming on this blog shortly and will no doubt state that she wants lipo so badly she could taste it.

Kegels are so simple to do that all women should be doing them.

By lace

February 20, 2009 9:00 AM | Link to this

Kym not saying running a marathon or anything like that, but there are some execises for pregnant women. I did it when I was pregnant and the outcome was very successful.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 9:03 AM | Link to this

I think it would hurt me more if he suggested the alteration thats a low self esteem call! Coz it means that anything that he says or suggests about u, is not accurate,correct nor justified unless its u who suggets it.Thats fckked up! If hes ur man and says it lovingly,u consider it.Not that i need my woman on plastic surgery tho…no carving for me.She good without it!

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 9:07 AM | Link to this

lace

Timeout hold the phone..back up. I said nothing about preggie women..and I am not preggie..Rebuke..Rebuke..Holy water..whateva it takes don’t put that on me

Raqi is the one knocked up.

By Donkey Punch

February 20, 2009 9:08 AM | Link to this

And I still wear a 2 piece swimsuit at 40!

when you going to let me fluck mrs parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrker….lol

@melo…yea i am hitting OSS…so i will just follow the rose petals and dancers to the zumba section and get ya drank player….lol

By Raqi

February 20, 2009 9:10 AM | Link to this

Plastic surgery is very deceiving. It’s false advertisement.

Just say I had opted for the mammary gland enhancement prior to entering into a relationship with my marido and he didn’t know me from way back. I didn’t know it back then but I know now that he favors a fuller set of mg’s. For him to have thought he was getting a f-s of mg’s would have been deceiving because they would not have been real and anything could happen to where they would have to be removed and then what. He finds out it was a lie the whole time. Not that they would be the only reason we are together, it would still be a lie to lead him to believe something that is not true.

I liken this to the cosmetic surgeries that I have seen that totally changes the way the person looks. I was watching an episode of Orange County and saw where one of the women had a major plastic surgery and she looked totally different. Imagine having kids with someone that is not who you really see. You can change your outside but you can’t alter your genes.

LOL I can’t even imagine what I would think if I had gotten with this super gorgeous guy and then met his family thinking he was the pretty duckling in the bunch. When actually he just changed the outside. Babies born to the transformed will take on the genes of the pre-surg.

By MissQC

February 20, 2009 9:10 AM | Link to this

Morning all…have a great day!

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 9:13 AM | Link to this

You know this topic puts me in mind of a movie I watched the other day..”Burn After Reading” I love the Coen brothers..that woman wanted to re-invent herself and in the end it cost three people their lives..funny movie..Truth if you have not seen it get it and report back to me on what you think of the invention of George Clooney’s in the movie

By C tha 1

February 20, 2009 9:16 AM | Link to this

One particular race cannot stake their claim to plastic surgery, I know alot of black people like to think so but it simply isn’t true. Trust me, there are plenty of black women who have had work done in all types of areas, whether the surgery was purely cosmetic in nature or not. Besides there’s a difference between cosmetic surgery and plastic surgery.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 9:19 AM | Link to this

Raqi,..surgeries that I have seen that totally changes the way the person looks

If u knew Greta Van Sustren back then on CNN and now,Wow,Uld be shocked! She looks like a gorilla/chimp now,compared to her looks back then.Buti bet u, she thoght she was getting an enhancement.Go figure!

By lace

February 20, 2009 9:21 AM | Link to this

lmbo Kym

By NY2GA, Inc.

February 20, 2009 9:22 AM | Link to this

Plastic surgery? Nope. I can’t see myself going under the knife to enhance my beauty.

I agree with Kym, the Caucasian persuasion does go under the knife more than we do. And when we, Black folks do, it doesn’t seem to work well for us. Usher’s wife almost died recently in Brazil going for lypo. Kanye’s mom lost her life after it. Lil Kim looks a hot ghetto mess because of it.

By Donkey Punch

February 20, 2009 9:25 AM | Link to this

@kym….i rented and watched it twice…it was classic…..my favorite part….your in league witht that moronic women from the gym….no no…your a league of morons..and all my life i had to fight with your kind…well today i win….LMAO…..that isssssssssssssssh was so funny

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 9:28 AM | Link to this

C tha 1 Consider that ever stat ever produce is section out into race. Why can’t we say one race has more surgery than the other? Per the world blacks have the highest rate of HIV, blacks are leading in heart diease, blacks are leading in high blood pressure. All things that are based on life style..so says those in medical circles. So why can’t we say white folks are more incline to go to Doc Bob for a lift, tuck and lube more than blacks?

By Michelle-www.Atlantasfinest.yuku.com

February 20, 2009 9:32 AM | Link to this

Kym * I hear you but that does NOT make too much sense*

By Michelle-www.Atlantasfinest.yuku.com

February 20, 2009 9:35 AM | Link to this

Moreover It has NOTHING to do with race.. It has all to do with the amount of money and STATUS you have! Black folks with money do some of the same s*it white people with money do.. Spend it foolishly..

By Sassy Me

February 20, 2009 9:48 AM | Link to this

Good mornting all….HAPPY FRIDAY

I’ve never had plastic surgery but when I was younger I wanted to have my breasts reduced (38D) but my mom and then boyfriend convinced me otherwise(of course he would have something to say right). I mean I was a 36C in the 6th grade and I hated it….I looked at the other women in my family and most of them are A and B cups so I was like what.

Anyhoo, me and the twins are cool so all is well.

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 9:49 AM | Link to this

Don’t know if ya’ll have read this one..but this lady was putting it down..

Woman married 23 times

By Donkey Punch

February 20, 2009 9:49 AM | Link to this

It has all to do with the amount of money and STATUS you have! Black folks with money do some of the same s*it white people with money do.. Spend it foolishly..

AGREED!!!!

By C tha 1

February 20, 2009 9:50 AM | Link to this

Kym you’re comparing apples to oranges in your rebuttal. I stated that one race can’t lay a sole claim to being the champions of plastic surgery. And when you bring in liposuction and gastric bypass, you must talk about the differences between cosmetic and plastic surgery.

But to your point, soicio-economic standing can dictate one’s ability to afford affluent medical services. At the same time it can be a trait of those with certain maladies. I’m black…I don’t have HIV (been tested), don’t have high blood pressure either, and my lifestyle isn’t as casual as it used to be but that’s besides the point. Ultimately, what I was refering to reagarding one race staking claim to plastic surgery is a very general statement without adequate data to support it.

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 9:54 AM | Link to this

Donkey Punch I love the ending..where the CIA chief says..”What have we learn from this Palmer? Palmer: I don’t know sir CIA Chief: I don’t know either but whatever is we won’t do that again.

It is just classic..my new favorite Coen bros movie, they rank right up there with Robert Altman.

By Raqi

February 20, 2009 9:54 AM | Link to this

melo I saw a picture of Jennifer Grey and she looks totally different. Some would say better but I just say different. But the lady on Orange County not only look different but worse. It’s ironic when someone opt for different, based on society’s beauty, and actually turns out to look worse than before.

Look at Star Jones. All she got was thinner because she definitely looks better with the weight on. Now she looks old and beat up.

By RN

February 20, 2009 10:01 AM | Link to this

It is true, caucasians go under the knife more than any other population of people. What is the difference between plastic/cosmetic surgeries? No difference, it is all in the name to make someone feel different about the experience.

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 10:01 AM | Link to this

C1 I am not going to debate this..I am not going into the social economics of it..or the lifestyle desires of it. I am a call it like I see it type of person. I am quite sure that given air and opportunity(and it has been done before) I can find all the data I need to support my belief that whites have a need to buy extra and spare parts more than blacks. Re-inventing yourself by going under the knife is something that white folks do more than black folks…my belief and opinion so the white folks in the audience can get glad, get mad, or scratch their azz for all I care.

By abc

February 20, 2009 10:05 AM | Link to this

Cosmetic surgery is for people with emotional problems, issues of extremely poor self-esteem, and is not particular to any particular ethnicity. I would think that cosmetic surgery is far more prevalent among females than males.

Acceptable rationale for cosmetic surgery would be to correct for disfiguring accidents, or illnesses and diseases that resulted in treatment such as mastectomy. Otherwise, get over it. God made you the way you are.

By mytwotatas

February 20, 2009 10:06 AM | Link to this

Something told me tatas would have to speak today…

I’m the last to know that’s what Tameka Raymond was up to the other day. I can fathom wishing your body were other than it is, but I just cannot fathom elective surgery. Can barely deal when it’s a must. But then I’m not a fan of doctors and hospitals and don’t trust that all of em took the Hipocratic oath for the right reasons. Not a fan of the false reinforcement, either. Nor the false advertising. <—-Raqi, this is what I tell my girls who won’t leave home without their Spanx and wonder why I don’t bother . We chuckle every time… But if y’all do opt for the surgery, please do extensive research on the docs.

Cemeeli You circling round yet? I’ma ask again whether these tidbits are Freudian or what, ma’am. Storyline gone from flyin solo to big, happy family… Coulda sworn you were gonna pack up & move out the cul de sac by the time ya hit that status.

Kiddies cuttin’ school don’t read this do they? Good. Regarding the crass descriptions of the sexual acts and those who paint them that way… That’s a huge part of the issue with Black women who would partake in certain acts or making it be known that they do. So many of you speak of anything beyond basics in a derrogatory and manner and about those who have done it in the same vein. Stop. It’s not gonna help you relive those sensations in the future b/c . This is a convo that amazes me how much Black men are in denial about. And I don’t think most things are cultural — but please note how Swiss’ cousins nem are congratulatory when making a reference. They speak of missing Suzie. She was a good girl who gave the best snow jobs b/c she left no evidence. She was a real trooper cuz she took it this way, that way and the other. But Stiff Donkey and his boys nem? Nope. It’s “Damn Ebony” (sorry Ebonys). She was a nasty bleep who drank his baby batter. Oh and she real nasty cuz that one time I plugged her up and she had liked-ed it. Trick. Now gentlemen, swallow that.

By Donkey Punch

February 20, 2009 10:08 AM | Link to this

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm of the penetrating partner.[3]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

By i'm swiss

February 20, 2009 10:08 AM | Link to this

I have no idea what the stats are, but from my experience, the black women I’ve dated have tended to be more secure with their bodies as they are than white women I’ve dated. So, I wouldn’t argue w/ Kym’s assessment that my people go under the knife more often. Though, I’m sure economics does play some role in it as well.

Also, based purely on my own unscientific observations — in general, white people do tend to age more quickly than black people (with some exceptions — myself among them, so far, at least).

Personally, I’m not a fan of cosmetic surgery at all. Especially the fake boobs. Ladies, please — I beg you…. Stay away from the fake boobs! If I wanted to fondle silicon, I’d buy one of those little stress-reliever squeeze ball things. I want real boobies! Big, small… I don’t care, as long as they’re real. That’s the only thing I don’t like about strip clubs. Fortunately, I can focus my attention on other body parts there. ;-) LOL

Speaking of which — Melo — Strokers tonight? You know, swiss miss was just saying the other day that we should go to a strip club “just to see what it’s like.” LOL Although, I don’t know if I want her to know that any of my associates are as depraved (and I mean that as a complement, by the way) as you. At least not until after she says “I do.” LOL

By mytwotatas

February 20, 2009 10:11 AM | Link to this

Something told me tatas would have to speak today…

I’m the last to know that’s what Tameka Raymond was up to the other day. I can fathom wishing your body were other than it is, but I just cannot fathom elective surgery. Can barely deal when it’s a must. But then I’m not a fan of doctors and hospitals and don’t trust that all of em took the Hipocratic oath for the right reasons. Not a fan of the false reinforcement, either. Nor the false advertising. <—-Raqi, this is what I tell my girls who won’t leave home without their Spanx and wonder why I don’t bother . We chuckle every time… But if y’all do opt for the surgery, please do extensive research on the docs.

Cemeeli You circling round yet? I’ma ask again whether these tidbits are Freudian or what, ma’am. Storyline gone from flyin solo to big, happy family… Coulda sworn you were gonna pack up & move out the cul de sac by the time ya hit that status.

Kiddies cuttin’ school don’t read this do they? Good. Regarding the crass descriptions of the sexual acts and those who paint them that way… That’s a huge part of the issue with Black women who would partake in certain acts or making it be known that they do. So many of you speak of anything beyond basics in a derrogatory and manner and about those who have done it in the same vein. Stop. It’s not gonna help you relive those sensations in the future b/c . This is a convo that amazes me how much Black men are in denial about. And I don’t think most things are cultural — but please note how Swiss’ cousins nem are congratulatory when making a reference. They speak of missing Suzie. She was a good girl who gave the best snow jobs b/c she left no evidence. She was a real trooper cuz she took it this way, that way and the other. But Stiff Donkey and his boys nem? Nope. It’s “Damn Ebony” (sorry Ebonys). She was a nasty bleep who drank his baby batter. Oh and she real nasty cuz that one time I plugged her up and she had liked-ed it. Trick. Now gentlemen, swallow that.

By mytwotatas

February 20, 2009 10:20 AM | Link to this

Oh and if there’s a fine, please file behind the speeding ticket I’ve put off.

takpat Do you prefer “Mandingos Need Luv2” or “Zulu Taste Tester” for the ad on that questionable site? I’ll wait till Monday…

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 10:21 AM | Link to this

Meet fugged up chick. Now after $30,000 worth of plastice surgery meet fugged up chick with accessories. SMH

I know a few chicks that have had plastic surgery and it didnt help their personality. I say go with what you got. We’re in for a bunch of 90 yr old chicks with t** pointing to the ceiling but the nipples sagging on the ground with asses like J Lo that are sitting on the back of her legs.

Kym I’m downloading it now for free. However, if its not good you need to reimburse me for the movie and pain and suffering. I’ll settle out of court for $5000 and a written apology. Hold the apology.

By Donkey Punch

February 20, 2009 10:27 AM | Link to this

@tatas…whats your point???

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 10:28 AM | Link to this

Truth Yeah ok you will be waiting along time for the apology and the moolah.

By For Real

February 20, 2009 10:29 AM | Link to this

What up Blog Fam!!!

On topic: Iffin yo azz too lazy to put in the work required to undo what yo lazy azz did to your own body then you deserve all the side effects you get from Nip/Tuck.

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 10:32 AM | Link to this

Donkey Punch, you have got to be kidding me. My goodness!

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 10:37 AM | Link to this

mytwotatas ur last paragraph?? u really lost me there with that english.Maybe a good thing….

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 10:38 AM | Link to this

Tatas I may have an explaination for your accusations. On Swiss’s team the chick is usually in some type of relationship whereas alot of sista’s can be met today and guzzling tonight. This is what happens in a society filled with emotionally damaged folks acting like they’re grown then going home crying because they’ve been used, again.

No matter the times dudes are still programmed to despise a chick that will open her insides for anyone. He’ll even pay her but want to slap her the second the deed is done. He’ll do her but hate her in the same breath. Can’t explain it but it’s the way it is.

Even a guys sperm is programmed to go in and block the last dudes residue. With some of these chicks the sperm gets overworked and just quits. LOL

Kym Ok, you’re a tough negotiator. Mail me a check for $2500 and we’ll call it a wrap. It should be downloaded in 2 hours. Demonoid is the bomb.

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 10:43 AM | Link to this

Not much to say on this subject. I personally do not care for plastic hooters, although maybe lifting a few I’ve seen might help where they ahve strted to sag. Frankly I have never understood the obsession of many men with giant breasties. A nice 34B or 34C is great.

One story on subject though…all of my children played competitive soccer. When my son was maybe 12, someone got the idea of renting an indoor arena and having a parent/children match. One of the female parents had a fairly slender body but huge breasts, maybe 36DD. She and I were out on the court when she came dribbling down. One boob was swinging clockwise, one was swinging counterclockwise in these big circles. I ran right into a wall when watching them made me sort of dizzy and seasick. Hurt like a bytch. One night she and I sort of bumped into each other (literally). I apologized (hellz you ran into them a minute before you ran into the rest of her) but she said, “no problem, I have another”. I think that happened a lot to her.

By ImAPeach404

February 20, 2009 10:45 AM | Link to this

Someone mentioned gastric bypass up top… is that considered plastic surgery?

I had gastric bypass a year ago next month. Best decision I’ve made by far.

I was talking to this dude before I had it done and when I told him I was going to do it, he got mad and stopped talking to me, lol. Another guy I was dealing with at the time told me that I could stand to lose a little weight - I withheld the fact that I planned on having the surgery b/c I didn’t want him sticking around if he didn’t like me the way I was then. He eventually stopped talking to me. I saw him about 2 months ago and it felt so good to tell him NO when he asked for my number again.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 10:45 AM | Link to this

Donkey Punch we proly be missing lurker and other brave regulars on monday after they have rabbit punched themselves crazy this week end! Watch this space.

Swiss,havent been to Srokkers or any other strip for that matter in 3/4 yrs.This will be a welcome diversion.Not as depraved as my typing suggests.As long as im outa that bedrooooom.

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 10:45 AM | Link to this

Too funny, Melo, you’re lost “with that english.” No, you can understand what some of us go through (LOL).

By lurker

February 20, 2009 10:45 AM | Link to this

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner.[2] When used, the donkey punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm of the penetrating partner.

OMG…call me a prude but heck no…gheesh

By Dan

February 20, 2009 10:45 AM | Link to this

@My2

There’s really no difference other than the way we talk about it.

All men have the same goal with regard to “talented” ladies. That is to have at that action.

Yeah, Billy Bob and nem celebrate her skill level. But what presents the dissonance is that Ebonys start the game talking about “what [they] won’t do” knowing all the while that they want to try the stuff.

This goes back to my point yesterday afternoon, faking the funk. Becky don’t care what her friend think because Becky knows they’re doing it too (where do you think she got it from).

That said, Ebony won’t tell her man (because she doesn’t wanna be thought of as a ohe), won’t tell her friend (because she doesn’t wann be thought of as a ohe), so she walks around with these pent up desires and suppresses them under the guise of mostly religion.

My thing is why would God give you these desires if not to act upon them?

And I’m not saying run the streets with it, but a love for a woman to own her sexuality and the expression of it.

Like I hate queit chicks, I hate the one’s that don’t voice what your body is telling me that you want. I can feel you holding back…and it frustrates me.

So Dan would offer his non-judgmental services for any lady that wants to let it out.

Discretion being the better part of valor know: 1) I will not judge you; 2) no one else will know; 3) I can handle whatever you want me to do to you (nothing goes in or out of the D).

By Raqi

February 20, 2009 10:50 AM | Link to this

I have seen to episodes of Family Court (I like to watch it while I make dinner) that I feel are the effects of our twisted misleading society on our youth. One girl was suing her mother for money to get gastric bypass. She felt like she would be more attractive and get more boys to like her if she had the surgery. Another girl was suing her mother trying to get her to pay for breast implants so she could get more modeling jobs like her sister. Her sister was naturally endowed and so was the mother. The one suing said that the mother should pay because she did not get the mother genes. How foolish is that little girl. Like the mother had a say in how each developed.

But these young folks look at tv and see how society promotes certain aspects has being elements of beauty and desire therefore misleading them. They need to get a hold of some of the magazines that prints the real deal, sans airbrushing. They will see that we all have the same type of “flaws”. They really aren’t flaws, just the human body.

By Michelin

February 20, 2009 10:53 AM | Link to this

If I had the $ and the nerve I would have a tummy tuck to get rid of this belly, or gut as I see it

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 10:54 AM | Link to this

Oh and she real nasty cuz that one time I plugged her up and she had liked-ed it oh Leggs i got it after much teeth gnashing and research.

mytwotatas misses the whole Big Picture! A sugar butter and dyckkky sn=mooching and licking babes is only good if I am doing the fluckkking and the only beneficiary.If its Tyrone and them other boys,she is a fckked up whreos of the highest order.The queeenest of them all.Thats the logic! That anal thang u wanana partake,mytwotatas,only do it on my bed,with mwa.If not,u the the skankiest!

By Donkey Punch

February 20, 2009 11:00 AM | Link to this

He eventually stopped talking to me. I saw him about 2 months ago and it felt so good to tell him NO when he asked for my number again.

FORMER big chicks with attitude you got to love em……lol…your toes still fat….lol

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 11:01 AM | Link to this

Michelin you dont need nerve or money, you just need to start moving. Start walking a half mile every day and pulling back from the table. Before the month is out you’ll be doing a mile and feeling better. Once your metabolism kicks in, and you’ll know it when you’re starving right after a meal, it will take care of the rest.

A joke:

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

‘What’s the matter?’ he asks. ‘I have a case of anal glaucoma,’ she says in a weak voice. ‘What the hell is anal glaucoma?’ ‘I can’t see my a* coming into work today.

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 11:11 AM | Link to this

When I was in college, one night I got stuck with what I perceived as “the ugly one”. She was chunky and wore glasses. I heard later that she really liked me and was quite vocal in saying, “not just no, but hellz no”. Six months later I ran into her (did not recognize her). She had lost weight, gotten contacts, and was an absolute “10”. She wouldn’t give me the time of day for blowing her off earlier. It made me wish I could give myself a really good extremely hard kick in the azz. I really screwed up…also learned that one should ALWAYS attempt to leave on good terms just in case, LOL.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 11:12 AM | Link to this

Even a guys sperm is programmed to go in and block the last dudes residue LMAOF,u fckked up!

By Michelle-www.Atlantasfinest.yuku.com

February 20, 2009 11:14 AM | Link to this

TRUTH, did you just refer to someone on here as Michelin?? Please say NO.. LMAO

By MusingLee

February 20, 2009 11:16 AM | Link to this

What to do when a mate wants plastic surgery

Musing says make sure you spend for the best set of sweater puppets you can afford. No Man wants to be smacked in the face with rock boobs.

Hey Er’body!!!

By Dan

February 20, 2009 11:16 AM | Link to this

I’mma go the other way on the former “big backs” laughing at that term

They’re still the same chick, still has the same insecurities glossed over with shiny new covering.

I’ve used those nascent insecurities to bag several former “big guls”, because ulimately she wants validation, and I give her that after tearing her new look down.

Wrong, yeap. But that was a different me

By Michelle-www.Atlantasfinest.yuku.com

February 20, 2009 11:17 AM | Link to this

*Oh sit! That IS someones name.. LMMFAO!!!!

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 11:19 AM | Link to this

Rell roflma at the fat toes.

Michelle check 1053 post. Thats the name she used.

By Raqi

February 20, 2009 11:25 AM | Link to this

Why Randy, because she is beautiful now? What if you had ran into her looking the same as she had before but now she has added success, a husband and kids to her life? And she is a beautiful individual as a whole. Would you still kick yourself the same just knowing that she made a man somewhere a happy husband and they are doing well?

I come to work, I see people. I go out, I see people. I shop at the stores, I see people. I know and see a fair share of men and women that are overweight by fact and some deemed overweight by society, however they are happy. Some happily married/coupled. They have good jobs, finances, family, kids and the whole nine. Some could be said to not be attractive, but the also have the same.

People steadily blind themselves to believe that the society’s less beautiful and fit cannot lead a happy fulfilled life.

By Michelin

February 20, 2009 11:28 AM | Link to this

Truth thank you for your suggestions. However, I am active and have lost a good bit of weight (65lbs) but I swear that I can’t seem to lose this stomach for shyt! It’s so frustrating and it makes me super self-conscious. I’m starting to think maybe I’m glueton intolerant (like in bread, wheat, etc.) b/c it’s because even when I eat the low-cal, double fiber bread I swear my stomach swells and stays there.

By Donkey Punch

February 20, 2009 11:29 AM | Link to this

@dan, why waist time on some one like that…its not YOUR job to do that…lucky you did not get caught up slumming like that. But i do agree with your breakdown on there insecurities

@truth…ya know they have big toes..they dont loose wieght…lol

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 11:29 AM | Link to this

Raqi, my chile asked me look at her ta tas to determine if one was bigger than the other. Said she doesn’t want to wind up like the lady in the special she saw where one breast was noticeably bigger than the other and had to undergo surgergy. Had to tell her one side of her body is naturally bigger than the other and she’s only 14 and has a lot of growing to do. Not to worry. She asked if I was sure and all I could say was “pretty much.”

By Michelin

February 20, 2009 11:32 AM | Link to this

Donkey Punch my toes are not fat! LOL

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 11:34 AM | Link to this

Hello, hello, hello MusingLee!

By kimmie

February 20, 2009 11:35 AM | Link to this

Happy Friday All!

I like the way I am and whomever is with me must accept me this way too, I don’t care who’s paying. I am terrified of surgery and being put to sleep, so I’m not submitting to ELECTIVE anything!

I have no problem with the idea of a person doing what makes them feel better or look their best, as long as they are doing it for THEMSELVES and not someone else. I have a decent size chest, but I dated a dude once that wanted Madea-size boobs and I sent him packing. He came to one of our family dinners and a cousin of mines wife had on a push-up. It made her look better in the dress she was wearing. This dude of mine got all upset because he had seen her before and he knew she did not have that much. He said it was decieving. I’m like why are you tripping, she’s my cousins wife and its just to make her look better in the dress, at least she did not go out and get implants!

One reason I know why folks of color traditionaly did not get cosmetic surgery is due to scarring & healing issues. I know I have a tendency to scar very bad when I get a scratch or burn and I can keloid. This on my beige skin is not very attractive. Advances have recently been made in that area so now more people of color are inclined to give it a try. This in addition to cultural acceptance and financial issues.

Yes, naturally more women have undergone cosmetic surgery than men is due to society and the emphasis on women’s outer beauty. A man can look like he just crawled out from under a rock, but if he’s smart & has money, he’s accepted. Society is not as kind to an unattractive woman.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 11:36 AM | Link to this

I’ve used those nascent insecurities to bag several former “big guls”

okay..Wrong, yeap why u say its wrong??? In any 2-party transaction,u gotta use ur leverage for ur own benefit.Its a win-win if both parties willingly come to the table.Dont worry urself about the other party.She’ll take care of self.U saw her,liked her insecurity,pounced,uall wiped urselves good and satisfied.There is no loser.And ur forgiven,by the way Good call!

By Dan

February 20, 2009 11:37 AM | Link to this

@DP

I think you misread my post….

I caught ‘em on the fine end of the spectrum (fat toes and all) and then got at ‘em.

By Mo (aka Moeisha)

February 20, 2009 11:37 AM | Link to this

TGIF All! I see its hilarity in here as usual. I have been lurking mostly, AT&T is getting their monies worth out of me!

Dreams I think my situation might have improved with the job….may be safe afterall. We’ll talk.

Truth loved the joke…anal glaucoma! And the Love Guru….hmmmm (lol)

Donkey Punch wow…..all I can say to that

By Michelle-www.Atlantasfinest.yuku.com

February 20, 2009 11:38 AM | Link to this

Michelin, do you like sugar? Do you drink beer? those two add to the midsection quite a bit

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 11:39 AM | Link to this

Now Raqi, I have professed many times that I am as shallow as the next guy when it comes to a pretty face, LOL. She is permanently 18 in my mind. Honestly, I hope she is very happy. I was poking fun at my self for what my “shallowness” cost me at the time. When I talk about “t-shirts” it is almost always about the things I personally screwed up…and there are a boatload. My comment was made to reinforce my own guilt about “rushing to judgement”. Dumb, double dumb, and triple dumb. She was a knockout and I could not see through it.

By For Real

February 20, 2009 11:44 AM | Link to this

fat toes!!! Dayummmm that’s funny….

You know what else is funny. Ole girl didn’t like herself when she was fat but was somehow upset that ole dude didn’t like her fat too. - Like I said before, women are some irrational azz folks.

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 11:45 AM | Link to this

Michelin the stomach is the last thing to go. Even amongst fit people the stomach is the hardest thing to get ripped, unless you’re just a genetic freak. Try upping your protein and stop eating after 8. You’ll wake up hungry, which is a good thing.

Btw, congrats on the accomplishment. Now quit looking at the mirror and keep your eyes on the goal.

Melo In any 2-party transaction,u gotta use ur leverage for ur own benefit.Its a win-win if both parties willingly come to the table.Dont worry urself about the other party.She’ll take care of self. Well said. All we’re really talking about here is how we conduct our personal businesses. If someone offers themselves up as a victim victimize them. If you dont the next person will. Kind of like draining the simp, he wants to be drained. Make him happy. LMAO

Hey Mo we need you in here more than you been showing up. Tell that dude you need air sometimes. LOL Here’s another one.

Redneck love Poem

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU’LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I’D JUST AS SOON YO’ MA DON’T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO’ HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL. BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, ‘THERE’S TROUBLE STILL.’

YOU CAN’T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON’T TELL YO’ MOTHER. BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO’ I KNOW IS YO’ HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO’ HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE; YOU AIN’T NO KIN TO PAPPY.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 11:45 AM | Link to this

Michelin reduce the portions and eat more vegetables and fruits.Where u used to eat 2 pounds,go to one pound and load up on veges & fruits and not carbo.U’ll see a change and that belly will subside.Its a mental game.Convince urself u full.Not easy but it can be done!

Dont fool urself eating more of the so-called healthy carbos but with same large portions and rounding up and washing it down with a Big diet coke.Wont wrk!

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 11:48 AM | Link to this

Raqi

One thing I tend to disagree on. I know and see a fair share of men and women that are overweight by fact and some deemed overweight by society, however they are happy.

Most people I know that are overweight often put on a front that they are happy, carefree, that life is great, when in reality, they are hurting badly inside. Society/media has dictated to us that every woman should look like a “pre weight gain Jessica Simpson” type body. Society/media has made many, if not most women (and men to some degree) feel really bad about that person they see in the mirror. It is tragic because that very anxiety creates stress, and stress causes much food abuse.

It is sad, but no I do not believe that most people are truly happy inside because of those stereotypes.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 11:53 AM | Link to this

also learned that one should ALWAYS attempt to leave on good terms just in case, LOL ,..Randy I’ve schooled most on this early blog on this same issue.When u dont want a chic anymore,dont verbalize it,just do the hoodini.Next time u meet and she’s looking fly and tantalizing u just say,my dad got caught up with the CIA and the whole family had to secretly go for a debriefingUll be forgiven.A man must always have more than one reservoir.U never know when and where u be when u get the thirsty itch!

By For Real

February 20, 2009 11:54 AM | Link to this

Michelin Try shadow boxing, wind sprints and the bridge (push-up position on your elbows and hold the position for as long as you can). This will strengthen your base.

Stay away from sugar and processed food. Also, you should incorporate using the saunas 30 min at least 3 times a week.

By Cemeeli

February 20, 2009 11:54 AM | Link to this

Cemeeli You circling round yet? I’ma ask again whether these tidbits are Freudian or what, ma’am. Storyline gone from flyin solo to big, happy family… Coulda sworn you were gonna pack up & move out the cul de sac by the time ya hit that status.

I’m out!…or checking in, for now.

Mytwo “Freudian” (I had to look that/him up!) Please know that what you’ve read are MY family members. If you follow along my solo, to bigger family, was a conglomerate of a flourishing ‘lationship, and a lil of the kinfolks at the crib. Ah, what I tol you? Movin’? Don’t even need to.

lunch

By Staceye

February 20, 2009 12:01 PM | Link to this

I wish my guy would offer to get me plastic surgery…I’d hop on that table faster than a h0 comes out of her knickers! Booty reduction is on mt list of things to do. Diet and excercise is not working! I woudl not add fake body parts but I sure would take away!

Melo I do not do short shorts with this beachball behind me! LOL

Peach Good for you girl. Do you feel better physically and mentally. How much have you lost? Do you have to have the skin sugery now?

By Michelin

February 20, 2009 12:02 PM | Link to this

Truth, Melo, For Real thank you! I will utilize all of your suggestions. Have a great weekend!

By Poppa Grande

February 20, 2009 12:03 PM | Link to this

Michelin

The tummy is one of the last places that fat leaves.

A couple of suggestions: Look at when you eat the most calories. Try eating the bigger meals for lunch when you have more time to burn it off.

Also, as Melo suggested, eat more veggie and fruits. Particularly veggies, because the tend to not have a much sugar as fruits. For Example, stay away from bananas that have spots. Once they start spotting, they become more sugar then potassium. Really that point aren’t as nutritious.

Last but certainly not least, relax. It will come. Stress makes it tough to lose weight. Cortisol is a chemical created by the body and it leads fat to be stored right around mid section.

I don’t know what workout that you do, but try yoga. It is very good exercise and strenghth builder. Also, it teaches you to relax and breathe correctly. (breathe in such a manner to get the appropriate oxygen to the body to do what you want it to do.) This appropriate oxygen will increase you metabolism.

By Donkey Punch

February 20, 2009 12:05 PM | Link to this

Booty reduction is on mt list of things to do

Now why would you do that…..geesh….from my POV you aiight…but i am sure you see all the flaws…your easy on the eyes stac.,.is this true..would you really do something crazy like reduce your backside….

By Michelin

February 20, 2009 12:11 PM | Link to this

Poppa Grande I do spin and step classes. Something of a cardio junkie. I need to up my weight training game in a big way. Just can’t seem to do weights after burning 700+ calories in spin and/or step class. I’ve considered getting a trainer to help me with these last few lbs and this gut!! YUCK!!!

ps. Thanks for the banana tip, I didn’t know that. I primarily only use the bananas for my green smoothies.

By Mo (aka Moeisha)

February 20, 2009 12:12 PM | Link to this

Truth I guess someone told the big whigs here that we werent working enough or something! I havent had this much work in a minute! The pay is great but these 10hr + days suck!! Like I said, I lurk but that is about all I have time for.

Plus i know you missed me! :0)

And I am LMAO at Fat Toes!!

By Raqi

February 20, 2009 12:19 PM | Link to this

Randy are you saying that you truly believe that everybody or most in the US of A that is carrying that extra 15,20,30 pounds can in no way be happy with their lives? If so you are saying happiness is based on body mass.

If only the “beautiful” people of the world are truly happy why do some of them continue to alter their appearances? Could it be because they are not happy? Is it because being fair of face (per abc) and thin is not what happiness is based on? Happiness is a state of mind and you cannot take it away or deny an individual that state because the do not meet society’s standards of what looks good.

Let me stop before I rub you the wrong way and you too be hating on me. LOL

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 12:23 PM | Link to this

Good point Poppa.Bananas used to be my fav fruit.I wld eat 2 to 4 bananas a day until my nutritionist told me,u good with 1/2 a banana coz they got 2 much sugar.Now i dont even care for them.Give me oranges,grapes,etc. And on any carbo meal,im good with a fistful size plate.I used to think more weight will make queen feel me more when i land on her.But No!My butt is now tighter,my erection stronger.When i pivot my hands on her ta tas and squeeze my butt inside as i bounce in and out,the nutt explodes with a thud!

Staceye, i like ur beachball.Its well rounded.Rather than shorts,put on that short tight skirt.When u sit down,u roll it back so i feel ur warm thigh insides.And i like to extend my hand around u and feel ur booty, eve now and then.With ur chest size,evertying is proportionate.Besides u know my johnson is long enough.There is nothing exciting as in digging and feeling the inside of a deep & warm,well kept tight hole!

By Little Miss Sunshine

February 20, 2009 12:25 PM | Link to this

For Real Your skit late yesterday had me laughing my azz off all the way home. You are one crazy mofo. I love a man that can make me laugh. What do you look like again? ;)

Blog if yall missed go back and read it. Especially you Fee.

Your right hand is in my puddy and your left hand on my thigh then what’s in my azz

By Donkey Punch

February 20, 2009 12:29 PM | Link to this

@melo…you sound like you jacking off over there thinkin about staceyes butt…..that is very simpish of you….what da hell dude

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 12:33 PM | Link to this

Melo, had to laugh at your last post. You shouldn’t post stuff like that to a man!

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 12:37 PM | Link to this

you sound like you jacking off over there thinkin about staceyes butt

i will gladly admit,I AM..! U cant win all the time Donkey Punch Like u have admitted to simping be4, i will too.The momemt my eyes landed on her for the very first time,i been planning the perfect murder of u know who so i can be freed and hook up with her.I keep revising the plan coz I find a flaw in them each time!! lol

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 12:38 PM | Link to this

Raqi

Actually what I am saying is that I think most people are unhappy with themselves and for the worst possible reason. I think people have been brainwashed into thinking that if they are not a perfect size 2 to size 4, or look like whatever “flavor of the week” model/movie star/rocker, then they are somehow a “lesser” person. It is untrue, and on a conscious level, we know it is untrue, but underneath I think most people fall for that crap. It is sad, but I think most people have a distorted image of what they “should be”, and it hurts them inside. I really do not think most people are really happy with themseles, I really do not.

You are absolutely right, most celebrities seem to be some of the most unhappy, self destructive people around…I suspect because they know inside that they could fall off of that mountaintop any time.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 12:39 PM | Link to this

You shouldn’t post stuff like that to a man! only the 1st sentence was Leggs.Ther rest was meant for the sattelites on qew.

By 2 carrot

February 20, 2009 12:40 PM | Link to this

Will He Ever Marry You?

The Capacity to Love

Being Able to Accept Imperfection

He Truly Believes in Commitment

He’s Sure He Can Be the Man

He’s Tired of Playing Around

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 12:47 PM | Link to this

thanx Little Miss Sunshine! Had to LMAOF hard on that last post on yesterday FOR REAL U have a VIP invite to my birth party.Drinks and food for 2 days is on me.Just make sure u bring ur skit kit for the party’s entertainment.

By Poppa Grande

February 20, 2009 12:49 PM | Link to this

Michelin

I do spin and step classes

There is one of the answers to your question. Those two things work your legs. They don’t work the middle tummy as much as you need.

Try pilates or yoga. The hundred (pilates) directly attacks the midsection.

By Staceye

February 20, 2009 12:56 PM | Link to this

Kimmie Society is not as kind to an unattractive woman. True! Women in general get the short end. The more crackhead-ish the fashion & Entertainment industry gets…then that is what is shoved down our throats as what beauty is. Come on…what woman does not want to be beautiful? But it is very disheartning. If a woman is unattractive it is much harder in life.

Donkey Punch A booty reduction is something I have wanted for a long time…ever since puberty kicked in at 15 and took away my beautiful size 3 figure away!

Poppa I did not know that about bananas. I throw them out anyway once the spots come. I do eat what I think looks funny.

Cortisol….my Dr. said my cortisol levels were high. Now I do not have a fat belly…but I can no lonegr see my cuts so that must be it. I have testing scheduled to check my thyroid, renal glad, cortisol and insulin levels. If there are any meds I can use to regualte these so I can drop more weight I will do them. I read up on some…they have side effects..but I am willing to deal with them to lose weight!

Melo UGH..you are such a perv! And scary! LOL

By Staceye

February 20, 2009 12:56 PM | Link to this

Kimmie Society is not as kind to an unattractive woman. True! Women in general get the short end. The more crackhead-ish the fashion & Entertainment industry gets…then that is what is shoved down our throats as what beauty is. Come on…what woman does not want to be beautiful? But it is very disheartning. If a woman is unattractive it is much harder in life.

Donkey Punch A booty reduction is something I have wanted for a long time…ever since puberty kicked in at 15 and took away my beautiful size 3 figure away!

Poppa I did not know that about bananas. I throw them out anyway once the spots come. I do eat what I think looks funny.

Cortisol….my Dr. said my cortisol levels were high. Now I do not have a fat belly…but I can no lonegr see my cuts so that must be it. I have testing scheduled to check my thyroid, renal glad, cortisol and insulin levels. If there are any meds I can use to regualte these so I can drop more weight I will do them. I read up on some…they have side effects..but I am willing to deal with them to lose weight!

Melo UGH..you are such a perv! And scary! LOL

By Dan

February 20, 2009 12:57 PM | Link to this

@Randy T/Raqi

You’re both right.

Randy is right in that most people are not completely happy with their physical appearance, and would like to change some things.

Raqi’s right too, in that the vast majority of people find either harmony with what they look like or work on it gradually.

What the question of the post and the extreme you two are debating on, is the small percentage of people that look in the mirror and feel like they have to change what is bothering them. Thus, plastic surgery.

To that end, even Kym was right earlier when she said that statistically this was a Caucasian issue.

Black women have culturally accepted curves, noses, buttocks, hips, lips and hair on their own terms.

Caucasians have a sense of beauty that is culturally defined differently. Thus, the need to change it.

By Demi

February 20, 2009 1:05 PM | Link to this

The kush on the way and the champagne frozen Watch me do my thang, I got these h’es open I’m ridin presidential like the shyt that I’m smokin Water wih’ the work, Petrom on my shirt And a zip ain’t s** I need a quarter P of Purp ‘Gon break it down, pass it all around I can serve Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown Them dope boys in this bish like, let me buy that Broke ‘iggas in this bish like, let me try that I need a beat in the bish, let me call Polow Mr. Tennakey I still get ‘em for the low though Shawty light up the dro, I ain’t ready to go

By Demi

February 20, 2009 1:14 PM | Link to this

Cuz when a woman’s fed up (No matter how you beg, no) It ain’t nothing you can do about it (Nothing you can do about it) It’s like running out of love (No matter what you say, no) And then it’s too late to talk about it (Too late to talk about it)

Ummmmmmmm…something to think about this weekend

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 1:15 PM | Link to this

Are we still talking plastic Barbie parts or have we moved on?

By Beautiful

February 20, 2009 1:16 PM | Link to this

for real thanks for last night. same place same time?

and y’all need to stop with plastic surgery is just for white folks! there are tons of black chicks walkin’ around ATL right now with rocks in their azz. yea they wanted big booties and paid for butt shots.

By Michelin

February 20, 2009 1:18 PM | Link to this

Poppa Grande I guess I never thought of it that way b/c I’m sweating from every pore when I leave. However, duly noted. It’s time to change the routine!

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 1:23 PM | Link to this

Tai Chi is actually a great workout as well and teaches your proper breathing.

By Demi

February 20, 2009 1:24 PM | Link to this

Ish they play on the radio:

Beep beep beep beep beep She goin let me Beep beep beep beep beep I am tear it up when I Beep beep beep beep beep She goin let me Beep beep beep beep I’m a have her screamin like Go go go go go go I’m a have her screamin like Go go go go go go I’m a tear it up

By Beautiful

February 20, 2009 1:26 PM | Link to this

and there’s the one from destiny’s child who got bigger boobs and the chick who dated 50 with the jacked up face …

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 1:28 PM | Link to this

Dan

I would agree with most of what you said in your 12:57 post. I would submit that I think the “harmony” comes, but I think it comes very late in the game, sometimes/often in later years. Maybe that is part of aging, an acceptance and appreciation for oneself.

Regarding the comments about Caucasian and African American cultural differences regarding plastic/cosmetic surgery, I would agree. I am white, and I suspect there is a much greater insecurity in Caucasian women when it comes to “matching up” with other women. Men have the reputation for being competitive, but in social settings women take the prize…or at least the women in my dating circles. I know there are exceptions, but when a man enters a party, the first thing he checks out are the women (well maybe not in certain parts of Midtown and Piedmont Park area perhaps). When a woman enters a party, the first thing she checks out are (drum roll please) the other women…and they can get dayum catty.

By Demi

February 20, 2009 1:29 PM | Link to this

On topic:

What to do when a mate wants plastic surgery

Slap the Ish outta they a$$!!

If I wanted to date plastic, I’ll just steal a blow-up doll and fugg it!

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 1:29 PM | Link to this

Staceye do not, I say again do not get that azz shaved Let that apple hang from the branch. You know I need something to spank.

For Real that last skit was hilarious. You really are a sick dude.

Melo what can I say. You could of just as easily been in jail today as been at work. You really are a perv.

Where’s Ared? I miss her blank stares and duhhs.

Poppa an ex was telling me on tuesday about yoga and how hard it was. I guess mentally it just doesnt seem like a workout. Dam instructor wearing a cape and smoking an illegal one. Maybe its changed.

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 1:32 PM | Link to this

Beautiful

and y’all need to stop with plastic surgery is just for white folks! there are tons of black chicks walkin’ around ATL right now with rocks in their azz. yea they wanted big booties and paid for butt shots.

That is a scary thought. Are you saying that white women want big boobies, and black women want big butts. Dayum I miss the days before silicon…one doesn’t know what is real or plastic…and they DON”T feel the same.

By Raqi

February 20, 2009 1:32 PM | Link to this

Randy oh, my bad. LOL

Dan I don’t doubt that we all could change something about our physical appearance. However I don’t agree with those that say that a person cannot live a happy, fulfilling life because they are overweight or below society beautiful. Although Randy explained that is not what he was saying there are folks out there that do feel that way toward others and obviously themselves.

I was watching a show the other day where a lady had half a body. She was also married and had a son. She raised her son and was a wife to her husband. She was happy despite her situation. Now there are many that would like at her and ask how could she be happy the way she is. Those people don’t realize that happiness is a state of mind and not how one looks or what one may have. I don’t doubt that she would like to have a whole body but I watched how she got out there in the yard and tussled and played with her son. She is happy. I would imagine there are many that have taken their own lives after finding themselves with a lot less of a “deformity”. And there are others that will ridicule some for a lot less.

By who?

February 20, 2009 1:32 PM | Link to this

Stacy are you a man??

By jazzyone

February 20, 2009 1:38 PM | Link to this

Okay ya posting about body parts and such whats missing, what you wanna add or remove and all attributes, spanking, ramming, booty dos and don’ts then turn around and call MELO a perv? priceless…LMAOFF!

By jazzyone

February 20, 2009 1:39 PM | Link to this

SHRUGS

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 1:42 PM | Link to this

I am so sleepy..yall start a fight or something so the day will go faster.

By Beautiful

February 20, 2009 1:44 PM | Link to this

randy yes! black women want big butts. it’s the trend now. i wouldn’t mind having a lil more myself. chuckle

and i wouldn’t mind having my vagina tightened either. after have two babies …

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 1:45 PM | Link to this

Kinda on topic. Here’s a few stars that were once thought to be glamorous or good looking. From ajc:

http://projects.accessatlanta.com/gallery/view/entertainment/celebrities-aging/#sldr

By jazzyone

February 20, 2009 1:45 PM | Link to this

On topic, I like me the way I am created by GOD himself. I intend to continue to age gracefully, don’t need or want plastic surgery for what??..take me as i am or not! If you take care of your body it will take care of you!

By i'm swiss

February 20, 2009 1:45 PM | Link to this

“I am so sleepy..yall start a fight or something so the day will go faster.”

Kym has cooties! Nah-nah-nah-nah-naaaaaah-naaaaaah!

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 1:45 PM | Link to this

Raqi

Some of the happiest people I have ever met were in third world countries, or backwoods country areas, who had very little material possessions. They did not know what they did not have. That is where I see the unhappiness…by world standards we are almost all rich…but we do not consider ourselves rich because we know someone who is richer, prettier, healthier, better body, etc.

My father died when I was seven, and I lived in an 8” by 45” trailer until I was twelve, when we moved into a three BR, 1 bath house with a carport…which was nicer than those around us. I never heard the term “trailer trash” until I was in college. My point is that I did not know I was poor, and as long as I did not know I was poor, I was fairly happy about my circumstances.

By Demi

February 20, 2009 1:46 PM | Link to this

When you come wrap them chocolate legs ‘round me So when I come home tonight, you’ll make everything alright When you come wrap them chocolate legs ‘round me I need you to understand and make me glad I’m a man Deep inside you that’s where I need to be Oh baby, just wrap them chocolate legs ‘round me

WTF?!

By kimmie

February 20, 2009 1:46 PM | Link to this

Leggs/Staceye - Did you all watch Greys/Private Practice last night?

Staceye - Did I call it or did I call it about Archer? Once a ho, always a ho, especially after a life-threatening condition, LOL!! Glad Charlotte & Cooper made up, I like them together. Callie is a hot, desperate lesbo mess!

By jazzyone

February 20, 2009 1:48 PM | Link to this

DEMI I KNOW THAT JUST WENT OFF THE RADIO I WAS LIKE wtf??

By Donkey Punch

February 20, 2009 1:53 PM | Link to this

WOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to1UUaV1UzY&eurl=http://www.allhiphop.com/stories/rumors/archive/2009/02/19/20877666.aspx&feature=player_embedded

By For Real

February 20, 2009 1:57 PM | Link to this

2E’s As your platonic friend and main-tain-ants man of El Diablo and Venti. I beg of you for the sake of our nekked twister games PLEASE DO NOT GET RID OF VENTI

By Staceye

February 20, 2009 2:01 PM | Link to this

Oh shut up Truth!!! LOL

Who What would make you think I am a man? DUH!

Kimmie You called it. I knew he woudl revert to his ho-tality! Calle is pretty and so is Arizona..why are they playing this Lebo role? I don’t like it. I still love Dr. Bailey…you could tell she had a cold, her voice was a bit raspy. Dr. Sloan cam SOOOO get it. I want Violet to get back with Tim. Sam called his girl Naomi during sex…I see a reunion coming on…like Peaches & Herb! Reunited! LOL

Demi I know…the songs more stupid by the day. R&B just like hip hop…dead! That is why I sing Pop! LOL

By SexyCool - v2009 UnCut

February 20, 2009 2:02 PM | Link to this

kimmie..callie is just confused…a confused newborn…oh, i laughed my arse off when she said that…

i’m not okay with derek acting like he did in surgery last night…

bailey looks cute with the weave…but i liked her real hair better…she was softer looking…

i think they showed alex with the guy grieving as a precursor to when izzie dies…

can’t believed he called oh girl naomi…well, no, scratch that…actually, i can…

and i could go on…been a fan since DAY ONE…

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 2:03 PM | Link to this

Some of the happiest people I have ever met were in third world countries they are content in their situation,not necessarily happy.U have ur answer here,My point is that I did not know I was poor The woman Raqi cites is not happy.She is content in her situation coz wail as much as she can,unless there is a jesus-like miracle,shes gonna keep the same body.There is a difference between being happy and doing what u gotta do! U cannot let ur lyfe pass u by just becoz u poor,disabled etc.U do what u got to do and maximize on ur opportunities.U dont even have to verbalize ur frustrations to strangers etc.U put up a brave face coz u have to live the next day,if thats what u chose. U now reminding me of what Barbara Bush said after Katrina when Bush was critisized for not helping to put pple in better digs,sooner.They are poor anyway! meaning,better diggs wldnt have made them happier.THUPID…. I grew up much poorer than iam today.So did the rest of my fam.I wish i cld do more for them but i cannot.But given their situation,they are content.It dont mean they wldnt want something better given an opportunity.They wont bemoan that,day in,day out! Live ur life….yeah,yeah..is that a song in the charts by the way?

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 2:03 PM | Link to this

Kimmie

Callie is a hot, desperate lesbo mess!

I honestly am not saying this to be mean or cutting, but I have often wondered how two lesbos live together. Both have hormones that get all out of whack, probably at different times of the month. When I was married, I often thought that the best for both me (and my wife) would be to chain her to the wall in the basement til the full moon passed. The thought of two women under the same roof like that is scary.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 2:04 PM | Link to this

and i wouldn’t mind having my vagina tightened either

ITS TORED UP OR WHAT? as they say in da hood..

By Dirty Sanchez

February 20, 2009 2:13 PM | Link to this

lol….folks come up with some things!!!!

Dirty Sanchez is an act associated with coprophilia. The term may also refer to one of the following.

the sexual term for Dirty Sanchez is when having anal sex with one person and then rubbing the appendage under the nose of the participant then orgasming in the face

By Dan

February 20, 2009 2:13 PM | Link to this

And here’s where yesterday and today ties in (Melo’s 2:03)with abc and my discussion.

You can be broke and not know it, because everyone around you is broke too.

You can be uncultured and not know it, because no one around you has any culture.

for the topic You can be ugly and not know it, because you look good to you.

Lurker 3334..whatever, that one was for you..

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 2:14 PM | Link to this

kimmie, I’m surprised they’re continuing with that storyline. They need to give it a rest because it’s not going over well, and they’re making her out to look like a desperate, confused wannabee. Most ppl seeking sexual encounters don’t go about it the way she approached that woman in the open at a bar. Doubt many straight women curious to go the other way would do it that way.

I love Bailey’s new look. I like everything about her.

SexyCool, I too do not like Derek’s attitude, and yes Dr. Sloan is sexy, but the fact that he is a w******* makes him ugly. However, Addison’s brother on the other hand is the biggest wolf in sheep clothing I’ve seen in a long time.

Demi, thanks for some of the words to that song. Someone mentioned it to me yesterday.

By Beautiful

February 20, 2009 2:15 PM | Link to this

naw melo it ain’t tore up. it’s just fine. but i heard the docs can make you feel light a virgin again. and yes i’m doing my kegels.

By Demi

February 20, 2009 2:16 PM | Link to this

On “donkey punch”, I’ve heard mostly gay men uses that technique…or some anal lovers.

no thank you

I wouldn’t mind having my vagina tightened either

Ummmm…sounds like you need to leave those pencils along.

Demi is not a big fan of too tight puddies…sorry I have a fatty

Smile you

LOL

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 2:21 PM | Link to this

Randy, lesbian women and some of the more viscious women when it comes to fighting. I’ve seen plenty of fights between lesbos. You would think 2 men were fighting.

By mytwocents

February 20, 2009 2:22 PM | Link to this

Truth Going back to cultural divides you know standards on what qualifies as “some type of rship” varies by skin tone. Others can meet at the bar tonight and tell their pal theyre having lunch w/ their gf/bf by Sunday afternoon. We got folks cohabitating for ten yrs, 3 kids, 1 mutt but it’s too soon to put a label!?!

Dan i dont take issue with the goal. It’s the purposeful degradation of the ladies who agree to help him accomplish.

zulu thank you for studying up. and thanks for admitting that she’s a skank when it aint you who taught her the trick.

Plus y’all kill me w/ what women need to do to get into rrlationships then questioning her for what she had to show to prove. PS Please probe queen’s insides for the answer to anything in relation to what somebody wanna do. she’s ya only glimmer of hope.

Cee Reread your yesterday’s comment. Hazel eyes… hence I asked if it was the F word. And your declaration was l.o.v.e would make you disappear from m.i.a. Bells ringin?

Kym That’s a CLASSIC. Love Indies.

Now where’s that lil heathen who be summonin’ my wholw @zz in here but ain’t never round whence I appear? hmmph

By mytwocents

February 20, 2009 2:23 PM | Link to this

Truth Going back to cultural divides you know standards on what qualifies as “some type of rship” varies by skin tone. Others can meet at the bar tonight and tell their pal theyre having lunch w/ their gf/bf by Sunday afternoon. We got folks cohabitating for ten yrs, 3 kids, 1 mutt but it’s too soon to put a label!?!

Dan i dont take issue with the goal. It’s the purposeful degradation of the ladies who agree to help him accomplish.

zulu thank you for studying up. and thanks for admitting that she’s a skank when it aint you who taught her the trick.

Plus y’all kill me w/ what women need to do to get into rrlationships then questioning her for what she had to show to prove. PS Please probe queen’s insides for the answer to anything in relation to what somebody wanna do. she’s ya only glimmer of hope.

Cee Reread your yesterday’s comment. Hazel eyes… hence I asked if it was the F word. And your declaration was l.o.v.e would make you disappear from m.i.a. Bells ringin?

Kym That’s a CLASSIC. Love Indies.

Now where’s that lil heathen who be summonin’ my wholw @zz in here but ain’t never round whence I appear? hmmph

By jazzyone

February 20, 2009 2:30 PM | Link to this

Leggs where in the world are you seeing all the lezbo fights?? WTH? LOL.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 2:31 PM | Link to this

women need to do to get into rrlationships then questioning her for what she had to show to prove

thank u too.But i got a qstion coz i see,u tching on yesterday’s anal qstion and u going round,and round and round and……Is this long debate about u telling us, u been ther’,done that!? As a mature sexxy lady urself,i betcha,i aint mad atcha! U did that.. Like u, i aint telling nobody what went down in our haven of 2. Unless u decide to walk on me!

By FEE

February 20, 2009 2:33 PM | Link to this

HELLO PEOPLEZ>>>> YA”LL MISS ME TODAY???? MELO< TRUTH< LEGGS< N E Body….

ON TOPIC>>> I wont have Plastic Surgery, even if I need it… dont believe in cuttin’ nuttin but sandwiches….

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 2:36 PM | Link to this

Leggs where in the world are you seeing all the lezbo fights?? WTH? LOL.

Let me know too, LOL. Few things sexier than a catfight!!!

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 2:36 PM | Link to this

Sorry, jazzyone, haven’t seen any lately, but saw a lot in the early 90’s. A co-worker and I would hang out together after work, and she and her lover would get into fights in the house in front of me. Those fights were no joke. Also, growing up in The Bronx, back then, “bulldaggers” were plentiful and fighting was prevalent. Girls got jumped left and right. No, I’v never been jumped. Like I said on more than one occasion, no one wanted the girl, skinny legs and all (me). I was too boney to get jumped on (thank goodness)!

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 2:39 PM | Link to this

I was asked to referee a soccer match for an adult ladies soccer league once. It sounded like a tremendous opportunity…WRONG. There was a reason they had the nickname “Dikes on Spikes”. Those women were mean AND ugly.

By Dan

February 20, 2009 2:39 PM | Link to this

@My2

It’s not degradation. It just how we talk about it.

Jimmy and them have the same convo’s as Tyrone and nem.

You might not hear it. I have, and I promise you its the…exact…same…conversation

By Fee

February 20, 2009 2:39 PM | Link to this

Dang Leggs I havent heard the term “bulldaggers” in uh 20 or so years… whoof brought back after school fight watching

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 2:40 PM | Link to this

Melo I get what Randy is saying. How can you miss what you never had? If you have never known wealth and never really experienced wealth then how can you miss it? You know I read a article in mental floss(I am a subscriber to the e-mag Poppa G) about the last untouch part of the world. And it is this little island off the coast of India. No one goes there or bothers the people because anyone who has even attempted to try has gotten a butt full of arrows. They can only guesstimate the number of people left. And India simple leaves them alone. Now documentary people have tried..arrows to the azz and some fishermen even had the nerve to get too close..they wound up dead. The people don’t want to be bothered doesn’t mean they are unhappy they don’t know the so-called modern would and don’t want to.

By DreamsMaterialize

February 20, 2009 2:45 PM | Link to this

Staceye I didn’t authorize a rump reduction. Don’t make me come over there.

Beautiful How do you know you need to tighten up? Did someone tell you that, or are you just guessing?

By SexyCool - v2009 UnCut

February 20, 2009 2:47 PM | Link to this

leggs…i think mark is really feeling little grey…and that it’s changing his ways…messed me up when derek told him he could go sleep with addison…WOW…

also…i would like to see them bring back the storyline with miranda and tucker…need to see more good black love on tv….they also need to give the chief a love interest…

oh…and back to private practice…with the couples session…i just KNEW the white chick was about to put dude (from love jones and drumline) ON BLAST…i was surprised when she didnt..

By Clean Up on Aisle 9 (Blogville)

February 20, 2009 2:47 PM | Link to this

Everybody surrenders to something or someone in life.If not to God, you’ll surrender to popular opinion, to money, to resentment or fear, or to your own pride, lust, and ego.

We were designed to worship something, and when we fail to worship God, we create gods (idols) to surrender ourselves to. E. Stanley Jones said, “If you don’t surrender to Christ, you surrender to chaos.” You’re free to choose what you surrender to, but you’re not free from the consequences of that choice: “So give yourselves completely to God” (James 4:7 NCV).

Surrender is not the best way to live; it is the only way to live. Nothing else works.All other approaches lead to frustration, disappointment, and self-destruction.

The King James Version of Romans 12:1 calls surrender“your reasonable service.” The Contemporary English Version translates it: “the most sensible way to serve God.”

Surrendering your life is not a foolish emotional impulse but a rational, intelligent act, the most responsible and sensible thing you can do with your life.Your wisest moments will be those when you say yes to God: “So we make it our goal to please him …” (2 Corinthians 5:9 NIV).

Sometimes it takes years, but eventually you discover the greatest hindrance to God’s blessing in your life is not others, it is yourself – your self will, stubborn pride, and personal ambition.You cannot fulfill God’s purposes for your life while focusing on your own plans. If God is going to do his deepest work in you, it will begin with this.

So give it all to God: your past regrets; your present problems; your future ambitions; your fears, dreams, weaknesses, habits, hurts, and hang-ups. Put Christ in the driver’s seat of your life and take your hands off the steering wheel. Don’t be afraid; nothing under his control can ever be out of control.

Mastered by Christ, you can handle anything: “I am ready for anything and equal to anything through him who infuses inner strength into me. I am self-sufficient in Christ’s sufficiency” (Philippians 4:13 AMP).

You may worry, “What if I stumble or relapse?”

If? You will stumble in pleasing God! No one can live a perfectly surrendered life except Jesus.

But God has provided for the inevitability of your sin: “If you do sin, there is someone to plead for you before the Father. He is Jesus Christ, the one who pleases God completely”

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 2:49 PM | Link to this

LOL, I know Fee (I have a few years on you). No one used the term “lesbian” back then. They were some rough looking females back then. And, you’re right, after school fight watching was no joke. Where I came from biting ta tas and pulling off bras were normal and all the boys knew it.

By i'm swiss

February 20, 2009 2:50 PM | Link to this

Staceye — re: rump reduction… Listen to the other blog dudes & don’t do it!!!

Who is convincing all these ladies that a big booty is a bad thing? I’ll tell you who — skinny bytches & gay dudes, that’s who…. LOL

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 2:51 PM | Link to this

How can you miss what you never had? i agree to that.

By Jazzyone

February 20, 2009 2:54 PM | Link to this

CLEANUP you get 10 lashes and a bottle of holy water poured on u for posting that long azz post. on a FRIDAY @ 2 something heyal naw…

By Raqi

February 20, 2009 2:54 PM | Link to this

Did yall hear the way Derek told Meredith that she bet-not move? I would throat chopped that punk.

By Fee

February 20, 2009 2:57 PM | Link to this

Leggs Yes Sir Re Bop! those were the fighting days for real…

Clean up on Isle Hi, Let me introduce myself… Everyone knows me as the God fearing person in here… I give you Two thumbs up for the post.. Thank you God, and Hallelujah for you boldness to tell and share Gods Word,

And I give you ONE BIG SLAP across the head for the length of it…..I learned early Min. paragraph length without getting slapped is 2 paragraphs.. hehehee

By Jazzyone

February 20, 2009 2:57 PM | Link to this

LEGGS Naw don’t be sorry i’m just wondering where the heck you were hanging out besides Dougans watching chicks do tricks or something.

LOL..you took me back with the Bulldagger tag..My grandmother used to say that..too funny.

By Dan

February 20, 2009 2:59 PM | Link to this

The credit crisis (with video):

http://vimeo.com/3261363

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 3:00 PM | Link to this

i’m swiss, I’ve been trying to talk Ms. Staceye out of it, but she’s not listening to me. Ok, you guys tell her.

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 3:01 PM | Link to this

Dreams How do you know you need to tighten up? Did someone tell you that, or are you just guessing? She had a hint when she could hear echoes in that cave. Helllloooooooo LOL

Clean Up god has been banned from blogsville for the foreseeable future. And before you go preaching about the King James version go research what he did to the bible. And fugg Stanley, he’ll block you from chaos, as long as you tithe. Have you ever questioned why the cat that offers you salvation also asks for your money? Other than that hows your day going?

By For Real

February 20, 2009 3:03 PM | Link to this

For Real sneaks up behind Clean Up on Aisle 9 to peak under her skirt while she’s delivering her earl Easter Speech…)

Clean Up on Aisle 9: Everybody surrenders to something or someone in life.If not to God, you’ll surrender to popular opinion, to money, to resentment or fear, or to your own pride, lust, and ego.

For Real: There she is… I need to get closer

CUOA9: We were designed to worship something, and when we fail to worship God, we create gods (idols) to surrender ourselves to. E. Stanley Jones said, “If you don’t surrender to Christ, you surrender to chaos.” You’re free to choose what you surrender to, but you’re not free from the consequences of that choice: “So give yourselves completely to God” (James 4:7 NCV).

For Real: I’m here dayumm something pa-tone lethers shoes and white tights. A little closer and I can…

CUOA9: Surrender is not the best way to live; it is the only way to live. Nothing else works.All other approaches lead to frustration, disappointment, and self-destruction.

For Real: Almost, almost….

CUOA9: HEY! WTF!!

For Real: KP?!?!?!?!

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 3:03 PM | Link to this

E. Stanley Jones said why E. Stanley Jones? Quote melo’s words not Jones..

How do u know all that is true??

Why are all pictures/images of Jesus,his prophets,Paul,Peter etc white or of pple with flowing hair.Is God white too? If not,tell me when u ever saw a painting or pic of a black Jesus? Why is that?

If Jesus died for our sins,truly,then it doint matter what u do,U forgiven already.Sins Prepaid?

By Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

February 20, 2009 3:05 PM | Link to this

Totally off topic, but I need a few days at Cabo or Cancun, and keep bringing another marguerita every 20 minutes or so until I pass out or have my head in a trash can. I need a break and the ocean, bigtime.

By Jazzyone

February 20, 2009 3:07 PM | Link to this

MELO I have seen a picture of Black Jesus at my grnadmama’s house when I was little before she died.. LMAOFF…

By Jazzyone

February 20, 2009 3:08 PM | Link to this

Who the fugg is E. Stanley Jones???

By Raqi

February 20, 2009 3:08 PM | Link to this

On Private Practice I think Naomi set herself up to be hurt. From what I recall from a previous episode I recorded dude told her that they were not an item. She was his have fun chick or something like that. She should have accepted that and moved on to some one else.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 3:11 PM | Link to this

Ladies,can I ask u something personal?

By fee

February 20, 2009 3:13 PM | Link to this

truth be nice now.. you know how i feel about you disrespecting God… I dont talk bad about your daddy lucifer…so u should refrain from lashing out on someone that mentions thier spiritual father….This is a free blog… although I believe when in Rome do as the Romans or leave Rome altogether….

I know you dont fully dismiss God, you cant, unlike you can tell someone where you bought your car, your milk, your groceries, You can only attribute your breath each day, to GOD who gives everyone life… enuff said. Luv You… Does this mean im off the Blog Squad… hehehe

By kimmie

February 20, 2009 3:15 PM | Link to this

Okay, was on a phone call but I’m back!

SexyCool,Staceye,Raqi,Leggs - Okay on PP everybody was hoeing!!! And did I not tell you all that Naomi & Sam had unfinished business!! I was screaming when he called ole girl Naomi!!! My diabolical plan is really coming together,LOL!!! I do think Mark is really feeling little Grey, I kinda luckwarm about that, but okay. Yes, I was very upset about Derek in the OR last night. The thing that turns me on about Derek is his complete control and competence in that OR. When he’s in that OR he can do magic! He was so off his game, and he really cares about his work and his patients, but everyone is off sometimes! He needs to just chill for a minute and go on and ask Meredith to marry. Is it just me, or did Faye Dunaway bring back memories of Mommy Dearest last nite?!!! She scared me just watching her on tv, LOL!! Yes, get Chief a beautiful love interest and let them have a baby!! Love everything about Bailey too, Leggs!!

By SexyCool - v2009 UnCut

February 20, 2009 3:15 PM | Link to this

raqi…agreed…i was just mad at archer last night for putting addison in the middle of his b.s.

By Nae

February 20, 2009 3:16 PM | Link to this

I had fat from my stomach and inner thighs redeposited into my butt. It was ok, but not nearly round enough to turn heads. My husband loves my hindparts even more and now I feel like everything is as it should be.

By Clean Up on Aisle 9 (Blogville)

February 20, 2009 3:17 PM | Link to this

god has been banned from blogsville for the foreseeable future

You should always capitalize “God’s” name. Are you speaking for the masses? That’s scary.

By Fee

February 20, 2009 3:18 PM | Link to this

MELO Gods word simply says in the book of John “He that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth” He did not say the pictures you see will tell you who I am when I came to this earth.. that is man made… He didnt say worship him in the flesh…. Enuf said…

Don’t get tangles up in man’s philosophy pray for God’s interpretation and revelation…

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 3:19 PM | Link to this

Fee Does this mean im off the Blog Squad… hehehe No, I like the way you look in the uniform.

Kym this movie starts out good.

By Raqi

February 20, 2009 3:22 PM | Link to this

kimmie had it been anyone else standing there other than Addison Derek would have kept his cool. He still has issues with Addison and Meredith with her dumb self just stood there.

I had stopped watching Grey’s but I like Private so when they put the two together it got me to watching Grey’s again.

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 3:24 PM | Link to this

Truth I told you it is the best one yet by the Coen and I can repeat lines from “Oh Brother Where Art Thou”..I am waiting on your review of John Malovich(sp) wife too. The red-head.

By Dirty Sanchez

February 20, 2009 3:24 PM | Link to this

WE GOT TO DO BETTER FOLKS..THIS IS SOME BULLISH HERE

http://sandrarose.com/2009/02/20/wanna-be-baller-charged-in-death-of-cancer-researcher/#more-3629

By Fee

February 20, 2009 3:25 PM | Link to this

CLean up on Isle 9 You have to understand that with love and kindness have I drawn thee… and that it is important to use Godly wisdom when desiring to lay down Gods word to a bunch of Heathens…. OOPS that was a Typo I mean Heathens… dang it I did it again, I meant bloggers… hehehehe… There is a way of informing individuals without scarring them or putting them on the defense, remember milk babies then meat eaters… LOL… Dont be scared by Truth he is a tiger but has baby teeth… smile

By Cemeeli

February 20, 2009 3:27 PM | Link to this

mytwocents …o.k. gotcha. I enjoy a Licorice Lane when there’s a good chuckle. What you’re sayin’/askin’ has been inquired via boss (ain’t that somethin?)…and yea, even before Confucius . I am laughing because I’m the worse case scenario. Hey, looks like he exchanged “pull out/disappear” roll huh?

p.s. the 9-5 environment causes me to circle back, that’s all.

By Poppa Grande

February 20, 2009 3:27 PM | Link to this

Truth

Yoga forces you to use all the muscles of your body. It even forces you to use muscles that you forgot that you had. It is a full body workout.

My wife bought a wii for the wii fit. She does the yoga routines on it. I’ve done some of the routines and they are just as taxing if done correctly. The only problem is that if you are doing it incorrectly, there is no one there to show you.

Michelin

Yeah, you are sweating from every pore, but you aren’t targeting the upper abs, lower ab, or obliques with spinning or step routines. They target your legs, glutes and another important muscle…..your heart.

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 3:27 PM | Link to this

jazzyone, the only place I hangout watching chicks do tricks would be Strokers (lol). I have since stopped going to Dugan’s cuz it was like a curse to me (lol).

By kimmie

February 20, 2009 3:28 PM | Link to this

He still has issues with Addison and Meredith with her dumb self just stood there. Didn’t think about that, but you’re right, Raqi! And you are also right that Naomi set herself up, in fact throughout the whole thing that was in the back of my mind!

Greys has not been the same since Isaiah Washington left and they started going crazy with Izzie, Cassie & George. I was getting sick of it myself. I know its a sister, Shonda Rhimes that is the exec. producer of both shows so I try to support them, but I was losing my patience!

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 3:30 PM | Link to this

He did not say the pictures you see will tell you who I am when I came to this earth.. that is man made OH,so the pics we see in the bible of pple with flowing hair etc are man-made.The words in the bible are God inspired and coming from him instead? LMAOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I aM sending my 10% to him thru u…LMAOF

By i'm swiss

February 20, 2009 3:31 PM | Link to this

Leggs / Staceye — When a chic says she wants a booty reduction, it sounds about as crazy to us guys as if we told you we wanted a dyznick reduction — ‘cos it’s just too bulky in the front. WTF? That booty is a blessing — and don’t you forget it, Staceye!! LOL

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 3:32 PM | Link to this

Clean Up I could give a flying fugg about any god that would hire Creflo, Long, or any of the other clowns that personally I wouldn’t use to invest $10.

Whats really scary is that you would follow a religion that for 2000 years has been responsible for more death and destruction than all wars combined.

If I want to be mind fugged I’ll pick my own poison.

Kym she seems scandalous.

By lurker

February 20, 2009 3:33 PM | Link to this

Grey’s Anatomy yes, please bring back Isaiah. Yes, I’m about tired of the crazy storyline. They need to step it up or I’m out. Tryna hang in there for a sista.

Private Practice I love that show. mmm mmm mmm

By Cemeeli

February 20, 2009 3:35 PM | Link to this

PoppaG Planks…planks, PLANKS are the bomb, for core synergystics (sp) with Yoga. after a good dose of downward facing dog, wheel-barrel, warrior 1,2,3 reverse warrior…blah, blah…all muscle respond. And you can bust the arms out a few cute little blouses/shirts after those muscles gun-up.

By Poppa Grande

February 20, 2009 3:35 PM | Link to this

Kym

Mental floss is a good website. I like the trivia. My wife was surprised when I could name all the US Presidents within 8 minutes, and that I knew all 50 state capitals.

I’ve read a few of the articles. It is one of my favorite sites.

By DreamsMaterialize

February 20, 2009 3:38 PM | Link to this

You should always capitalize “God’s” name. did the creator say that, or did man? Capitalizing names is man’s way of assgning importance or value. Why would an omnipotent being care about such things?

By Nae

February 20, 2009 3:39 PM | Link to this

Izzy is about to die and George is just about written off the show already anyway. They need to have Yang get a serious love interest. All the Meredith/Derek drama is getting old.

As someone else mentioned, I would like to see them develop Dr. Bailey’s relationship with her husband b/c when they did they presented it as dysfunctional. The Chief and his wife were back together, what happened to that?

I’m too sick of the lesbo storyline. They need to give Callie something else to pursue or she can go too!

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 3:41 PM | Link to this

Thank you i’m swiss, but don’t think she’s listening. Nope, I can see her behind the curtain with her fingers in both ears chanting I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you….pppsssbbbttt!!!!

By Cemeeli

February 20, 2009 3:43 PM | Link to this

Actually, in addition to doing strenght training and Yoga. The arm muscles go crazy!

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 3:44 PM | Link to this

PoppaG I am loving the ezine too. It comes to my email box and I have this reader that I use to pop it open and I can read flip the pages. This company called Zinio runs the ezine site..you can get just about every magazine now electronically. So for you gents you don’t have to go to the gas station and get your Playboys..or Big Boobies on Bikes. They will send them right to your email box and you can store then on your mac or pc.

By Poppa Grande

February 20, 2009 3:45 PM | Link to this

Staceye

Hip Hop and R&B aren’t dead. They are alive and well, but not on the radio. Try the internet. Case in point, have you heard Chrisette Michele’s new single? It is on her Myspace page, but I haven’t heard on the radio yet.

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 3:48 PM | Link to this

Kym nobody reads nude mags anymore.

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 3:52 PM | Link to this

Chrisette Michele has a new single. Nobody told me. I must go find it!!!

By Poppa Grande

February 20, 2009 3:53 PM | Link to this

Kym

So for you gents you don’t have to go to the gas station and get your Playboys..or Big Boobies on Bikes.

You know that we know this. ^^^^^

Cee

The Downward Dog pose targets the shoulders and arms.

I like yoga because it helps with balance. As a football player, center of balance was extremely important to keep you from being run over.

Your boy, D McNabb, does yoga and pilates on a regular.

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 3:54 PM | Link to this

Kym the internet dating chick/gym instructor/liposuction wanna have is a straight slut. LMAO

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 3:54 PM | Link to this

Truth Read look at pictures..hell someone is looking at them because they are still making them the “artform” is not dead and despite the recession..porn is not suffering…one bit.

Dude might not have a job..but he is going to watch Loose Booty Bimbos on PPV or online.

By SexyCool - v2009 UnCut

February 20, 2009 3:55 PM | Link to this

for the interested grey’s fans…a grey’s writers’ blog

By Dirty Sanchez

February 20, 2009 3:55 PM | Link to this

Stand da fluck by…….this is wrong on so many levels pick one…..i am like WTF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE5Y3AJpL6g&eurl=http://www.tmz.com/&feature=player_embedded

By Clean Up on Aisle 9 (Blogville)

February 20, 2009 3:58 PM | Link to this

Fee You have to understand that with love and kindness have I drawn thee… and that it is important to use Godly wisdom when desiring to lay down Gods word to a bunch of Heathens…. OOPS that was a Typo I mean Heathens… dang it I did it again, I meant bloggers… hehehehe… There is a way of informing individuals without scarring them or putting them on the defense, remember milk babies then meat eaters… LOL… Dont be scared by Truth he is a tiger but has baby teeth… smile

There is also a line drawn, the good book says “Give not that which is holy unto dogs, neither cast your pearls before swine”

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 4:01 PM | Link to this

Truth LMAO Keep watching I want your full review of the characters. My favorite character is the CIA chief..he is just too funny.

By Dirty Sanchez

February 20, 2009 4:02 PM | Link to this

despite the recession..porn is not suffering…one bit

niether is poo see…the worse the economy gets the better the strip clubs and true to the game ho’s going to prosper….when a man feels no control he will fall back on the one thing he controls..his sex drive….so ladies if you want some extra money…there is an opening in your bedroom..lol

lets get get get get it

By DreamsMaterialize

February 20, 2009 4:02 PM | Link to this

I might have to try that yoga. Sounds like more fun with a partner though.

Is everyone as ready as I am to go home? Leggs can you get some brews on deck for us?

Hey Melo fun this weekend man.

By SexyCool - v2009 UnCut

February 20, 2009 4:02 PM | Link to this

nae…owen told christina that he wanted to be around in 40 years…if THAT ain’t serious…i don’t know what is…

By Dirty Sanchez

February 20, 2009 4:06 PM | Link to this

Kym the internet dating chick/gym instructor/liposuction wanna have is a straight slut. LMAO

• that first sex scene was the funniest ish ever….dude looked at her in the movies like fluck so funny hoe…lol

but cloooney takes it for me….and brad pitts important scene….that grin….lol

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 4:06 PM | Link to this

Clean Up no we’re not joining your church or tithing. Take that shyt somewhere else please and leave us to our heathen ways. Thanks.

Kym Malkovich? Brad Pitt is wild. LMAO

By FEE

February 20, 2009 4:09 PM | Link to this

By Yall see you on Monday… One love, and always remember Keep God First…

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 4:09 PM | Link to this

Well Fee-Fee and Holy Thee Back 9 If we are dogs and swine why in the sam hell are you on here..wasting your time and the ajc’s blog space?

The “good book” also notes it is offensive to force your ideas on others but that part is overlooked alot. There is a whole lot of red writing that gets overlooked in the interest of shouting fire and brimstone. And another thang hollyrollers… Jesus did a heck of alot of traveling to the east and alot of his ideas can and have been compared to eastern ideas. He didn’t come up on Love thy neighbor as you love thy self that is a concept that was taught thousands of years before Jesus.

By Staceye

February 20, 2009 4:09 PM | Link to this

Dreams Come on Cletus! LOL I ain’t scared!

Swiss You are cracking me up on your 2:50! LOL

Raqi Did yall hear the way Derek told Meredith that she bet-not move? I would throat chopped that punk. I woudl have too…it’s not like he could have further killed the patient! LOL

Fee LOL…you backslappin’ God’s kids after an amena AND a hallelujuh? That’s Black folks for ya! LOL

Leggs I told you…I feel like my booty has a life of it’s own. And it gets on my nerves. I want to be a size 4/6…but it seems as long as I have this thing I will always be an 8.

For Real Lightning is going to strike you when you try to touch Clean Up! LOL

Kimmie I was waitng for her to go after Dr. Yang screaming, “no wire hangeeeers”! LOL

Nae You want a big round booty? Wow…you can have mine! I want a small round booty.

Leggs I can see her behind the curtain with her fingers in both ears chanting I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you…. Sho’ iz! LOL

Dreams I wish they play the good R&B such as Chrisette Michelle and stop with this God awful crap on the radio. I can’t remember the last time I listened to V-103. I get tired of the same 20 songs.

**

By kimmie

February 20, 2009 4:10 PM | Link to this

Thanks for that, SexyCool!

Nae - I’m kinda getting mixed up about the Chief. He & wifey got back together, then I seem to recall them breaking up again after he would not force his niece to go through more chemo for the cancer that came back. I may be thinking about a past season though. Either way, he needs to get some!

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 4:11 PM | Link to this

Blog bar open early….Henny, Svedka, Crown Royale, NaVan, Marker’s Mark. No chaser except beer! Only mixed drink will be Mojito. Only beer available is Heinken and Budweiser. Tab on me this one time!

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 4:14 PM | Link to this

No..not Malkovich I am not sure where you are in the movie…but the first scene with his should be coming up.

Dirty LOLOL he didnt even take off his glasses to have sex. It was just classic. Now in all fairness Truth she is out there trying to find someone..but she a bit of a twit because she is missing all the cues from the gym manager.

By Cemeeli

February 20, 2009 4:17 PM | Link to this

PoppaG my boy? Lol yea. I don’t know about your wife but since I’ve been doing Yoga my entire body has responded to strength training better. One girl that has just started the class always give a tease about my arms asking how do I hold the poses w/o fallin on my face.

My company is really a great place to work adding the perks of the gym and classses offered.

By MusingLee

February 20, 2009 4:18 PM | Link to this

Musing passing the fk out after thinking of Staceye’s booty forcing her jeans two sizes.

By Clean Up on Aisle 9 (Blogville)

February 20, 2009 4:18 PM | Link to this

Kym We understand, you’re the next-in-line God hater behind Truth so, okay to your 4:09.

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 4:19 PM | Link to this

Staceye, the only sure fire method I know that will help you lose that butt PRONTO would be to turn into a crackhead…now, I know you don’t want no parts of that. Sorry, can’t think of anything else.

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 4:19 PM | Link to this

Kym he just had his first scene. I like that guy, he was in Oz. gym owner has done everything he can but she doesnt see it.

By Nae

February 20, 2009 4:22 PM | Link to this

SexyCool I must have missed that line. Either way, he’s just doing a lot of talking to get his footing with her. I need to see them being in a relationship, and a good one at that.

Staceyeno, I didn’t want a big round booty, I just wanted a fuller round booty which I now have thanks to some redeposition. I’m med size (145lbs) so I just wanted a little more weight on it..LOL

By Dirty Sanchez

February 20, 2009 4:22 PM | Link to this

missing all the cues from the gym manager.

because he is a MORON….he pays for being moronic….lol

TELL MY WIFE I HAVE THE NEW SET OF KEYS….LOL

I BUILT IT FOR LESS THAN 100 BUCKS..I KNEW I COULD MAKE IT…LOL

By Clean Up on Aisle 9 (Blogville)

February 20, 2009 4:27 PM | Link to this

Kym * He didn’t come up on Love thy neighbor as you love thy self that is a concept that was taught thousands of years before Jesus.* Ain’t in me to let nothing slide for the know it alls. Ya wrong as eva. The good book is Christ. Christ is the word himself. Which was here before the word took life in the form of a man. Of couse you wouldn’t understand cause ya so busy sitting on the defense. Why? Don’t get it. Don’t recall nothing being tossed your way today. But a hit dog will holla everytime. So if you gon speak so “matter of fact”, make sure you know what you’re talking about! Dig? Now, if you don’t know what you’re talking about, the facts and the history, how about not talking at all? Stick to what you know.

By DreamsMaterialize

February 20, 2009 4:29 PM | Link to this

Leggs Now you know I’m a Don Julio man, but I won’t complain since the tab is on you. lol So, is that the Paradis or Richard Henny? If so, I’ll take that and a Heiny to wash it down.

Staceye Mami I know you ain’t scare…I just know it’ll rile you up. And I likes to see you riled up. Btw, I’ll be through later with a nice mix of NON-“V103” R&B.

By Jamoca

February 20, 2009 4:29 PM | Link to this

Hey ya’ll…and yeah, yeah, yeah…I’m coming thru kinda late. And what?

As for the topic, nope. Any type of plastic/cosmetic surgery is not an option. I am very satisfied with what I have…inside and out, flaws in all. And regarding the kitty rejuvenation - don’t need that either…so for those that think they may, how about giving that thang a rest, it’s a start.

Tatas me laughed my a$$ offf from ear to ear, with that original post. lol And btw, Lil Havana’s had a long, frustrating day today, but a disappearing act it was NOT.

By abc

February 20, 2009 4:30 PM | Link to this

Melo, the oldest portraits of Jesus are purported to be by apostles Luke and Peter. Luke tried over and over to make a nice portrait to no avail, until St. Veronica’s hankerchief was imprinted with the image — this is supposedly representative of the hankerchief.

Peter presented a mosaic to to the Church of St. Praxedis that has a similar portrayal.

It brings up an interesting Biblical point: what is the nature of immaculate conception? Does Jesus’ appearance represent God’s appearance as He would if God’s DNA were involved, or would physical and medical matters not apply, since the conception wasn’t achieved through sexual intercourse?

In any event, Jesus’s appearance was what God wanted it to be, and is most likely very similar to what we’ve all seen portrayed. If bloodline mattered in his appearance (and, Jesus being traced maternally directly to King David, one must assume that somehow it is important) then it traces back to Noah’s 3 sons: Ham, Shem, and Japheth, who correspond to Africans, Semites (Middle Eastern in appearance), and Europeans (Caucasian). Abraham was in Shem’s line, 7 or 8 generations after Shem; David was the 4th son of Abraham’s grandson Jacob, who compared to his brother Esau such that Jacob wasn’t hairy as his brother; yet Esau is described as coming from the womb ‘red and hairy’.

Interesting stuff.

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 4:30 PM | Link to this

Kym Linda is off the chain. She’s trying to recruit gym owner now. ROFLMAO

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 4:31 PM | Link to this

Is everyone as ready as I am to go home go home?? Why u speak like a bored married man? Go to some mixer smewhere,scan the leggs as they cme outa the offices.When u like 2,4 or 6,make a move but make sure,they are not sitting in da same place.Some chic spacing will work wonders for yah.Offer some drinks for libation.Dont be tight with them $$$$$$ bills. As the evening winds down and its getting darker,sme of them ladies will start slurring and such.Slide in ur shlder for sme support and scoop some of these by the waist. Dreamz,do u want to rent my play book?Small,token fee ofcourse. Go out there and have fun,I am. I cant tell u hw many invites from gerlz i turned down,this one weekend alone.Queen calls! When u grow old after having so much fun in ur youth,ull neva have to regret a thang.

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 4:34 PM | Link to this

No Clean I am not a hater at all..but I am a true believer. I believe that God, Allah, Buddha, Rai, Zeus..whoever you want to call her is a power most mighty and that it is man that has taken something so beautiful and turn it into fear, shame and greed all in the name of being right and for a profit. Religion and Spirtuality are two totally different things. Religion calls people heathens or dogs, says women can’t be enlighten, gays are going to hell, blacks are inferior, jews are enemy, muslims are the enemy. Religion took everything that was and turn it into hate. But the Spirt..the essence of what is real and all knowing and all power. It does not hate, it does not boast, it does not label or judge..It simple is. And you draw from it what you will. Somedays I draw nothing. Other days I lock in and draw everything. let me turn my Tolle off You know I love when people want to shout and praise and give testimonies to how they got over..but how many times do you shout and praise when you can’t? How many times do you testify to the world your sad little mistakes and f**-ups? How many times will you tell someone about the time you did something so screwed up and it didnt come out right? Marinate on that…sister sinai.

By Poppa Grande

February 20, 2009 4:34 PM | Link to this

Cee

*I don’t know about your wife but since I’ve been doing Yoga my entire body has responded to strength training better. *

I am an advocate of doing it all b/c they are all important. Strength training doesn’t mean that you will look masculine. Many women fall into that line of thinking and miss out on something that is necessary. The wife does them all. We manage to balance them somehow. The wii fit allows her to do yoga at home. But she goes the the gym for most of her cardio and weight training.

She likes a class called Body works w/ abs at LA Fitness. They use dumb bells throughout that class for weights.

I am a old fashion dead weights guy. My spotter last summer was Ronnie Brown. He lives at Atlantic Station in a condo. Gain

BTW.. We know that you like McNabb. You probably wear as much green as Krypto-Nate did….lol.

By Dirty Sanchez

February 20, 2009 4:35 PM | Link to this

@TRUTH

she is building a league of moronic people….lol….

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 4:36 PM | Link to this

I forgot DreamsM. Next stocking of shelves will have your Don Julio. Here’s a dbl for me not remembering my favorite customers.

I’ve been ready to go home since 9:15 this morning!

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 4:38 PM | Link to this

Melo, as active as you are, most men might be afraid to borrow your playbook.

ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY!

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 4:38 PM | Link to this

Rell gym owner just got killed. LMAO What a sap.

Clean Up religion is action, everything else is just pious talk.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 4:40 PM | Link to this

abc this bible stuff has us all confused.Why do those God’s pple in the middle east,the craddle of civilization and where Jesus supposedly walked,never in peace! There is sme fckked up conspiracy and cheating going on here smwhere.We just havnt figured it yet..

By Staceye

February 20, 2009 4:41 PM | Link to this

*Dirty I read about the weave saving the chicks life. I’ma get me a weave! LOL I do remember wearing a wig with my hair wrapped under it in a wig cap and doing a certain drop when I danced, I came down at the wrong angle and hit my head…but that wig stopped what could have been a concussion! LOL

Musing You crazy SOB! How are you? LOL

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 4:41 PM | Link to this

Truth I say you owe me two purse now for this movie recommendation..I told you it is just classic.

9 Honey you are the one in need of a history lesson. Your world might have started with Jesus. But our world and the history of it didn’t start there. The middle east/asia are all connected historically and the teachings of Jesus are not new concepts?… but hey what would be the point in arguing with one who is so enlighten by what they read in one book, one or two times and listen to on tape. But if you ever want to grow more then maybe you should look into some other teachings you might be surprise at just how related they are.

By Dirty Sanchez

February 20, 2009 4:42 PM | Link to this

@truth tell me that was not the best part of the movie..that speech was funny

By Cemeeli

February 20, 2009 4:43 PM | Link to this

PoppaG the “my boy” <— only the frst name. Remember lil Cee. McNabb can be a baseball player for other matters. hahaha

If you and wife are into yoga you all would like the p90x version. It’s a lil more strength challenging, and you will sweat!

I to the dumbells from kettle. Much better. Masciline? nah i enjoy seeing the results from muscle gain. I just don’t like the issue with not knowing my own strength when doing simple tasks. I have broke the handle of door latches pulling without knowing i could break the thang.

i lauffs :)

By Sister Sinai

February 20, 2009 4:44 PM | Link to this

Kym I believe that God, Allah, Buddha, Rai, Zeus..whoever you want to call her That right there let’s me know ya spitting none of what ya truly know. If you can’t identify from a personal one on one exactly who God is and what he is to you and calling God from a list of something somethings supposedly given to identify with the Almighty or some higher power, a few possibilities of who ya think he might be, then no my sista, you don’t know from whence you speak. When you’re talking what you know, you can speak in the direct sense of who God is, his relationship with you and what he’s done for you…not none of the bogus stuff you spewed, laced with hatred.

Love,

Sister Sinai

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 4:48 PM | Link to this

kym it went off, ended kinded of sudden. She got her surgery. LMAo

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 4:48 PM | Link to this

Dang Cee was the wood rotting…Just kidding (LOL). Girl, you’re getting stronger and stronger. I need to do more exericse cuz things are growing I don’t want to grow anymore.

By THE MELO

February 20, 2009 4:48 PM | Link to this

Where is FEE? When its time and I meet her in Heaven,shell be shocked.

FEE:Who dis,Melo?

Melo: yeah baby,hw u doing?

FEE: hw u get in here?

Melo: I’ll holla at u later baby,i am taking apostle Peter to dinner,lemme go

FEE: (cussing as melo hurriedly leaves) this is fckked up,cant stand it,i put in all the wrk and they letting all these derty men in here..

Truth: Fee,what u cussing about?

FEE: OMG holy Jesus,u here too?

Truth: yeah baby,was let in last nite!

FEE passes out and neva sees eternal lyfe…..

By Beautiful

February 20, 2009 4:49 PM | Link to this

hey fee fee!

Dreams just would love my experience to be that much better. right now i’m about to explode, but i would love to blow the roof off the mutha. lol.

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 4:50 PM | Link to this

Melo, that was your funniest skit to date.

By Beautiful

February 20, 2009 4:54 PM | Link to this

have fun melo!

have a sexy w/e y’all. hair flip

By Cemeeli

February 20, 2009 4:54 PM | Link to this

Leggs it costs me $30 for that incident. But hopefully i would look cute in a cap-sleeve dress this summer. Oh, what we do to get Angela Bassett arms…lol.

‘n what you working out for, Lean Mamma? Woman please.

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 4:54 PM | Link to this

LMAO You call me a God hater and a room full of strangers heathens and I am the hater yeah ok..Sister Hypocritical..so which club will you be dancing at this weekend? Which dude will you roll off of on Saturday night cause you can’t be late to repent in church on Sunday morning? Classic just classic. By the way when “God” spoke to Moses at the bush..she told him tell them I AM. she didn’t say tell them this is God, or Rai or Allah. just “I Am” but hey everyone believes.

By Poppa Grande

February 20, 2009 4:55 PM | Link to this

Cee

I just don’t like the issue with not knowing my own strength when doing simple tasks.

I know that feeling all too well. Before peanut butter started coming in plastic jars, I broke a number of glass jars trying to open them. I forget my strength sometimes and it can be frustrating.

Have a good weekend.

Melo N-joy the birthday celebrations

By The Truth aka The Love Guru

February 20, 2009 4:55 PM | Link to this

Melo lmao. You can back up For Real when he gets ghost.

Sister what the fugg are you talking about? What has god done for you? Did he cure you of cancer? Remember if he did he gave it to you also. You need a good rubdown. LMAO

By abc

February 20, 2009 4:56 PM | Link to this

Melo, mid-eastern strife has basis in a couple different things.

God gave the land to Abraham, promising his first born son’s line would be His chosen people. Muslims argue with Christians and Jews over who the first son is.

It came to a head after W.W.II, when the allies took land from Palestinians (a gross simplification, really) and gave it to Jews to create their own state of Israel. The rest of the region disagrees with that, to this day.

The US supports Israel, because we put them there after W.W.II, and because the Bible says Israel wins.

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 4:56 PM | Link to this

I’ve just noticed…I haven’t dbl posted at all today…I’m cured!!!

By Kym-no aka just Kym

February 20, 2009 4:58 PM | Link to this

Truth Yep like I said this morning Three people died..so she could get her azz fat sucked out. LMAO!!!!!!

By mytwocents

February 20, 2009 4:58 PM | Link to this

melo Add up everything you already know about me. Does any of it suggest you’ll ever be able to add that to the list? Move on to relishing those visions of the shoe show dancing in your head. I’ve pre-paid 10 mins w/ Hottt Chocolate for you.

Dan Does it matter if your boss or someone you respect refers to you as N—- or boy rather than the D? Guess it’s all interchangeable cuz they’re referring to the same person, huh? Whatever acts adults choose to engage in are fine. It’s the negative tone that can diminish a woman’s openess about em. Try it the reverse way next time and see if you get the bizness or the hot pot of grits. Oh & I think you’re tellin a fib on Swizzie’s folk. It’s just not as common.

Cee I knew the smelling salts would work. Not surprised at the Chief, given previously mentioned parallels.

Have a lovely weekend y’all.

By Leggs

February 20, 2009 4:59 PM | Link to this

Good night everyone!!

God loves everyone, but probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’

Give someone a hug and be thankful for all that you have!

By mytwocents

February 20, 2009 4:59 PM | Link to this

melo Add up everything you already know about me. Does any of it suggest you’ll ever be able to add that to the list? Move on to relishing those visions of the shoe show dancing in your head. I’ve pre-paid 10 mins w/ Hottt Chocolate for you.

Dan Does it matter if your boss or someone you respect refers to you as N—- or boy rather than the D? Guess it’s all interchangeable cuz they’re referring to the same person, huh? Whatever acts adults choose to engage in are fine. It’s the negative tone that can diminish a woman’s openess about em. Try it the reverse way next time and see if you get the bizness or the hot pot of grits. Oh & I think you’re tellin a fib on Swizzie’s folk. It’s just not as common.

Cee I knew the smelling salts would work. Not surprised at the Chief, given previously mentioned parallels.

Have a lovely weekend y’all.

By Cemeeli

February 20, 2009 5:00 PM | Link to this

@mytwo…catch u on rebound.

I gotta jet.

~C’est la vie

By DreamsMaterialize

February 20, 2009 5:03 PM | Link to this

Melo I meant “go home” as in leave work. Thanks for the playbook offer, but I developed my own over the years. Can’t go by another man’s playbook…gotta create and execute your own plays.

Kym I feel you. The whole concept of immaculate conception, death, resurrection on the third day is not specific to christianity. Many cultures and religions that predated chrisianity for thousands of years have had these concepts, i.e. Isis and baby Horus. The lives of Horus and Jesus exactly parallel each other. Pretty much all of christianity is borrowed from earlier religions, even (dare I say) the concept of monotheism. People just believe what they’ve always been told without searching for the truth themselves.