Answers:

Robin Williams: His body hair. Monica Seles: Tan line on her ankle. Michael Jackson: Being called “Jacko.” Cher: Feeling like an “old hooker.” Hillary Clinton: She’s misunderstood. Kanye West: Not winning certain awards. Goldie Hawn: Shortage of roles for women. Marlon Brando: Having eyes like a dead pig.

Here it is from the horses’ mouths:

Robin Williams: “I’ve actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, “I’m in here when you’re walking around like that?”

Monica Seles: “It’s a drag having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at the ankles. I can never get my skin, like, color coordinated.”

Michael Jackson: “I’m not Jacko, I’m Jackson… ‘Wacko Jacko’ - Where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me, it’s not nice.”

Cher:”Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.”

Hillary Clinton: “I am surprised at the way people seem to perceive me, and sometimes I read stories and hear things about me and I go “ugh.” I wouldn’t like her either. It’s so unlike what I think I am or what my friends think I am.”

Kanye West: “If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility.”

Goldie Hawn: “There are only three ages for women in Hollywood—Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.”

Marlon Brando: “I have eyes like those of a dead pig.”