Uncomfortably hot animated characters
The Palm Beach Post
Friday, March 31, 2006
This week marks the release of Ice Age: The Meltdown. I was a big fan of 2002 original, because it had everything I like in a big-screen cartoon, like spirited celebrity voice-overs, fun and frantic animation, weep-inducing plot points (Babies separated from their daddies! Grieving woolly mammoths!)
It also featured the voice of Denis Leary as Diego, a human-eating and shady saber-toothed tiger, who winds up not only being sympathetic but . . . and I'm loathe to say this . . . sounding kinda cute with all of his conflicted emotions, newfound deep feelings of community and dangerous something-something. I like that in a dude, and apparently, it works for cartoon tigers, too.
Here are five more animated characters whose voices make them adorable.
1. Dimitri (voice of John Cusack), Anastasia (1997): Perhaps Russian schemer Dimitri, trying to pass an orphan off as the presumed-dead Romanov heir, is hot because of his floppy hair, or because he sounds a lot like Mr. Cusack, my favorite human actor. Then again, maybe it's because at least in the beginning, he's sort of a punk. And I'm a punk magnet.
2. Tramp (voice of Larry Roberts), Lady and The Tramp (1955): Oh, he was a valiant doggie. A little rough around the edges, and with that unfortunate, self-fulfilling-bad-prophecy of a name. But still a cutie.
3. Tarzan (voice of Tony Goldwyn), Tarzan (1999): A vine-swinging himbo with the deep, stirring intonation of a Shakespearean actor.
4. Beast (voice of Robby Benson), Beauty and The Beast (1991): Mr. Ice Castles gives the big hairy lug such soul that when the Beast turns into an attractive human, it's sort of a disappointment.
5. Robin Hood (voice of Brian Bedford), Robin Hood (1973): British bad boys with hearts of gold are usually hot. And apparently, that spreads to cartoon foxes.











