I have to say I admire the candor in this latest reality show casting call.
Basically the producers are seeking the most ill-mannered people they can get their hands (and cameras) on.
"Do you have an out-of-control loved one behaving so badly that they are a danger to you or themselves?" the casting call reads."Are they sex addicts, gamblers, runaway teenagers, cult members or gang affiliated? Do they have weird obsessions? Are they hoarders or extreme addicts?"
Did you catch that? They are looking for people who are just cray to the cray cray. Sex addicts, cult members or hoarders. It's all good.
A "new inspirational TV series has gathered the world's top behavioral specialists with the tools and the knowhow to stop your loved one from completely ruining their life," the casting call reads, without specifying what series, which network, who these specialists are or what knowhow they possess. Still interested? Email your drama to firstname.lastname@example.org.