Mama June and Sugar Bear did not get officially hitched in the season 2 finale of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."
It was a "commitment ceremony" with all the trappings of a wedding: camo cake, swaying bridesmaids and grooms and a camo-wearing "Preacher Dan."
And Sugar Bear teared up during the ceremony, which was touching.
"This is probably the most special day of my life," Mama June said.
"I wouldn't change a thing," Sugar Bear said. "It was al lwonderful and beautiful... It feels good being Mr. June... I feel like a baby bird ready to take flight."
And off they went in a four-wheeler into the sunset - or at least season three, which is almost a certainty.
Here are some notable quotes from Wednesday night's one-hour special:
"Here's the nervous fart." - Mama June, who can't go an episode without some reference to her personal gasses.
"Mama's making us sway down the aisle... It's kind of stupid." - Anna "Chickadee" Shannon
"Chris my partner doesn't know how to say. They stuck me with the dumb one." - Lauryn "Pumpkin" Thompson
"She still has to shave her neck hairs." - Pumpkin
"Goodnight Sugar Bear!" -Every member of the family,"Waltons" style, after Mama June sent him off to a tent the night before the ceremony.
"I'd sleep on sewage for her." - Sugar Bear, ever the dedicated "partner"
"I'm crazy about my beans." - Mama June, who cooked them herself for the party
"I'm leaving the other girls in the dust with my pedals." - Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson
"She's still in stretch pants right before the ceremony." - Pumpkin
"I haven't worn high heels since the forklift accident." - Mama June, who wears blinged-out flats instead
"We've been together nine years. We've had our ups and downs. We fuss, fight and argue. When it comes to when I need you, when I'm in the hospital, you've been there beside me. I want to start fresh, make his family whole." - Sugar Bear, before breaking down in tears in a touching way.
"Don't step on the chicken." - Jessica "Chubbs" Thompson, as the family did a spontaneous group hug
"The baby factory is closed." - Mama June, after Sugar Bear suggested another child.
Its penultimate season 2 episode drew 1.97 million viewers, second lowest of the season, with a 0.7 18-49 rating, the worst in that demo. In comparison, A&E's "Duck Dynasty" at 10 p.m. that Wednesday drew more than 10.46 million viewers, more than five times as many.